Monday, July 30, 2012

Happy Monday ya'll!
Befores I begin withs my postie here are da OLYMPIC EVENTS today:

Corbin: Walk About
Benny and Lily: Beach Ball

So, as ya'll knows overs da weekend it was my birfday.

"Whooptie Doo"

Wells furs da most part my birfday sucked.
I got no cake, got no Cheetos...I gotted NUTTIN'.
Yep folks, da hoomans got me nuttin' furs my birfday.
But it's betters than da previous years...2nd birfday I gotted nail clippers...
and last year I was in da kennel.
They said I didn't need nuttin'.

BUT, My Girl wanted painted my nails.
I telled hers I would pick da color out though.

How does they look?
Not too girly huh?
Looks good fur da Olympics donchoo thinks?

My hoomans may has been totally lazy, slack, lame, stingy...and all them udder words
bouts my birfday but I did get some CARDS in da mail and dat made my birfday all kinds of special.
Thank Dog fur furiends!

I gotted a card from Deccy
and Frankie and Ernie.
Well sort of.
My ignorant mailman sent da one back to Frankie and Ernie and said we had no mailbox!
Like WTF?
Uh, our mailbox is right there on da street.
Sooooo, I made a card and pretend likes I gotted it.
If anybuddy else sent me a card and I didn't get it then it's cuz my mailman is stoopid.

Anyways, I wanna thank everybuddy furs ALL my birfday wishes.
I really appreciate it and I looooves ya'll!

*Don't Furget my Diggin' Event will be on Friday Aug. 3*

Puddles...still da Birfday Girl.


My Mind's Eye said...

Morning sweet blue nailed girl friend!! OH BABY DO WE LIKE THAT BLUE POLISH. If your girl gets tired of being your lady in waiting she could surely get a job at any nail salon.

We are glad you had a very nice b-day and say BOOO to the mailman. Doesn't he know it is illegal to tamper with Puddle mail?

Hugs your BFFF

What Remains Now said...

Well...nothing is better than a nail clipping or a stay in the kennel, so better count your lucky stars. Your girl did you proud with a pretty manicure. Happy Birthday and can't wait for the "Digging" competition.

Unknown said...

We hope you had a lovely weekend and a happy Monday to you all.
Best wishes Molly

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puds, I didn't send you a card or a bikkie either. I'm not a very good friend. But I guess you already know that. You think you got it bad. At least you got a nail clipper and a holiday in the gulag. I dont ever get ANYTHING! Life is cruel. Don't ruin your nail polish digging okay? Hugs X

houndstooth said...

Oooo! I really like your pawdicure! I figured you'd pick red, but that blue is fantastic. I think your girl did a great job!

I can't believe they didn't celebrate your birthday! What is that? They'd all be nobodies if they didn't live with the world famous Puddles Duddles Rainwater! At least YOU didn't have to take a bath!


The Websters said...

OH MY WORD!?! I can't believe how mean our humans are! A microchip for my birthday and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for yours. I will agree that nothing is better though.

Wow! Your girl should open up a doggy pedicure shop. I'd stop by!


The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

HAPPEE B-LATED BARKDAY! We Beaglebratz iz so furry much sorry we missed it butt our mom didn't even turn the 'puter on ALL DAY on Saturday - MAJOR cyber withdrawal. See ya'at the diggin'event.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Backcountry Brodie said...

Do your mailman be a cuzzin of the Stoopids next door to you? Sure do sound like it. Who do not know where the Puddles lives? Now THAT be stoopid. Can't wait fur the digging event on Furiday.

Backcountry Brodie said...

Pee Ess: Roo's breakfast of champions? BLECH BLECH BLECH! Ewwwww veggies. Hack. Gag. MOM, LET ME OUTSIDE NOW!!!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OKAY.... FURST... WHY does your post say UNTITLED?? We all KNOW you are the GOVERNOR.. THAT is a TITLE. Blogger is such a FOOL. HECK it could have even said Birfday Girrrrl.. butt NO... it said UNTITLED. I am gonna lodge a Complaint. Blogger is as bad as the Post Office. SHEEEEESH.

Now about your LOVELY Pawdicure. I think the Color fits your mood.. after NOT getting ANYTHINGY fur your Birfday. You KNOW that I (Frankie Furter) Did TRY to send you a pressie package... butt the Squirrels seem to have STOLEN it.
PeeS... at LEAST your mom didn't .... EXPRESS YOU and call THAT your pressie.

the teacher's pets said...

I love your blue nails! Very un-girly looking and pretty! Hope your birthday was a blast even though you got nothing from your parents!

Oreo said...

Thats a bummer that you gots nuthing Puddles. Happy belated Birthday, my assistant is soo lazy and watching me like a hawk with these ole stitches. I loved seeing you as the lifeguard in the swimming events, very cute. Thats great that you got cards!!


Lovable Lily said...

First offs we gotta say we LOVE your blue nails! Your girl did a great job ~ She deserves a gold medal for it!

Birthdays... Well that's another story all together... Most of us don't even like to admit we're getting older and if and when we do, we'll never tell our age! I'm sorry your mailperson is such a ding-dong. Maybe you need to post a HUGE sign on the street that says Puddles lives here. Butt, if ding-dong can't read, then you gots much bigger problems.

At at least the majority of your furends stopped by and left greetings for you.

Lily Belle

Amber DaWeenie said...

You's better look again. Is you fur sure da stoopids next door didn't high-jack your mailbox?? Maybe dey thought some buddy be sendin you CheesyToes fur your birdday. And no dat is jus' not right.


Hap-Pee Birdday anyway!

Remington said...

I am sorry your birthday wasn't the biggest party EVER! That was what you deserved! Cheer up -- we can always have a belated party for you, my friend....

Corbin said...

You should receive a birthday surprise today, as long as your mail dude corporates. It'll make up for the lack of, well, it'll make up for a lot. Ok? Let me know if you get it! Hope waiting two days was pure torture! Hehe

GOOSE said...

What kind of world do you live in? First you are left at "camp" like forever. Then when you finally get sprung from camp right before your birthday you get NOTHING! Well your girl did paint your nails and they do look very festive for the Olympics, but nothing not even a covenant store bag of Cheetos? And I would be checking the post dudes house for you gift from F&E. I think there is something a foot there. Maybe Mr. PIP can leave his guarding the Queen duties and come check into this (it's far more important). MOM gave me a Puddles beer in honor of your special day and she gave me extra treats to celebrate. I guess you can be comforted in knowing that somewhere somedog was celebrating your birthday. It's not much comfort, but it's all I got.

ShellePenn said...

I didn't sendeth a card because I didn't know your address. :( Of course had I SENT a card it probably would have been sent back because your mailman is on bath salts.

There I said it... he is gonna be a zombie soon.

That blue polish looks awfully close to NC Tar Heel Blue.. you better not be a Heels fan.. We'd have to disown you.

In honor of your birthday (and yummmily Wil Wheaton's birthday) our mom had a bottle of wine and a whole (effin') lot of tequila. The wine was for Wil... the tequila was for you...

The things she does cause she lurves you... <3

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Peggy Frezon said...

Happy Belated Birthday and big birthday smooches from Kelly and Brooks!! They're sending you a birthday balloon....they let it go up in the air this morning and blew it in your direction. I hope it floats all the way to your house without popping. It's blue like your toenails. Keep a look up in the sky for it!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, we hope that your peoples will make up for not getting you something special for your birthday like maybe a bowl of good ice-cream. Looking forward to seeing you in the digging competition.

Finn said...

No Cheetos? No cake? Huh? :)

The Daily Pip said...

Uh ...I have tiny confession to make ...your beer wasn't stolen ...I borrowed it. Cause you know the Queen gave me some special fish and chips and well, I needed something to wash it down with bad. I was only going to have one and then those crazy royal corgis showed up and drank the rest of your beer. Those royal furries CAN DRINK!

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Puddles!! Sorry your birthday sucked so much! But your nails look nice. We love the color. Your mail man is an idiot!!! ;-)

Elyse and Riley

Corbin said...

Hehehe i got that card in MARCH and had to wait alllllllllllll this time. Did you see the opossum on the back?! Ahhhh, it said Puddles all over it. Hope it was so good that it made up for being late!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

We are so sorry that your birfday was horrible- Dad was stocking up on beer in St Loius for you at our hopeful new home! We of course celebrated on your behalf- butt WHn would not let us have beer of cheetohs!

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

Your mailman sounds like our mailman, maybe dey is twins. ;) A birfday package from us should be arriving soon, mom couldn't mail it out until Friday so look fur it!


PeeS Dat blue polish looks great on you!

Brian said...

Not fair, you should have a least got some Bacon Beer!

Dachshund Nola said...

WTF is up with no pressies from the peeps? Love your polish!

Matilda the Boxer said...

No pressies?! For your birfday?! Like... at ALL?! I think that's illegal. You need to call Sarge on them!

Your nails look very nice and not girly at all. Cinderella wants to know if Your Girl has a pawdicure salon.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Ha! Lurve the nails dahling - don't go chewing it off okay.
Why those miserable &^%%$£$!! No pressies, no beer, no cake, no cheetos, pffft, better pack your bags and come and live with us.
You will love England - it is like a third world country - only much worse!
Looking forward to the digging event and you looked very cute with your beachball.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Dachshund Nola said...

Pee.S since idiot mom got distracted and I can't type wif my paws: we sent a card but your mailman musta kept it for himself!

Gracie and Bobbi said...

What? No ice cream on your birthay? Oh Puddles, happy birthday! Your nails are fabulous!! You are a really good sport to let your girl do your nails and sit still for that long. Gracie says, no way-no how. I thinks she'd cave though.. heehee.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We didn't send you a card, Puddles - but we should have. We hope Mom is planning on getting you that special something this week.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Ruby said...

OMD! Nuthin'??? Not even Cheetos??! Oh, my! Well, I guess is is better than dastardly nail clippers, but, still! Thinkin' of ya, and wishin' you have a wunderful bday!!



Unknown said...

Yay for blue nail polish! Looks pretty! I got extra cheetos, want some?
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Molly the Airedale said...

What a lovely shade of blue, Puddles!
We can't believe that your birthday went un-noticed. This is totally unacceptable!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Inger said...

Love that blue -- I sometimes do mine lavender, but only on my toe nails. I don't now if I should be sorry about your birthday, you look kind of sad in that first picture, but gorgeous of course. A sort of sad gorgeous. You did get blue toe nails and some cards, so that's good. Thanks for your comments about Rachael. I'll let her know you liked her hair. It's short like yours, and red too. See you soon, Puddles.

Jessica @ said...

Love the first photo! Gorgeous.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Puddles, they OWE you big time now!

We've been watching all the Olympic events and we've seen you. Such an athlete, you've still got it girl.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Good choice on the polish.

Millie and Walter said...

So sorry your family neglected you on your birthday. At least your girl gave you a bit of a spa treatment. The blue polish looks great!


Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we are sorry your birthday wasn't very nice. If we had your address, we would have sent you two or three cards. We should have come up there to see you. One of these days, we are going to visit you. Hope the day gets better for ya.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, with all that you do for your humans, I am shocked and confused as to why they are not celebrating the day Puddles came into the world. I can only hope they are planning a surprise party. Your nails are stunning and even after eating cheetos and having orange paw, they will show through. Mommy says she is keeping the kitchen open til 10 for you so you can come back for more squirrel and beer. I am pretty sure the President is making July 27th and national holiday next year for you, so at least you will have a big party for that at the white house.

Loveys Sasha

p.s.I did send you a card and I hope you get it or I will bite your mail person

p.s.s. Mommy asks that...just for safety please stop hanging off the chandelier and diving into the sink. Please don't be offended she doesn't want you to get hurt.

rottrover said...

Yeah. We sent you like 87 birfday cards and they all came back! Happee Birfday, Miss Puddles.. We loves you!

Bart and Ruby

Cole said...

Your girl did a great job painting your nails.

Now...tell me again WHY you didn't get birthday presents. Something just isn't making sense to me. I mean, we all know you're the favorite!

Hannalei said...

AHhh I think this wish is now officially late but happy birthday beautiful ween! :) I love your nails! Molly would be rather jealous!

Sarah & le Weens

Dexter said...

I get the same thing for my birthday. What's up with that?



WE is sooo sorry (because that no good lazy Mother of ours) to have missed your burfday. We are sooooo happy that you had such a good one with your girl and we love the bloo nails. There's no keeping da Puddles from having a good time.


Grady and Leonardo said...

Hey and Happy Birthday (belated) Ms. P.

Mom and Elena and the "booger" Elena's horse, Kira, just got home from a week at the fair so we missed your most special day.

We sure hope it was a great one, and that your delayed gift of Cheetos, Cheetos and maybe a beer or two to wash it down get delivered soon

Love your friends,
Leo, Grady and Mom.

Mary Lou said...

Well!! I think that blue is your color!! The nail polish looks pretty on your claws!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Smile With Your Tail said...

Well well well, Happy belated barkday! We love your paw-dicur, we think you really suit bloo!

Dante, Daisy Boo & Sampson

PS sorry we are so behind on all your posts, Mum has been rubbish on the computer lately :(

Wyatt said...

Happy Birthday Ms. Puddles!! We look forward to 'diggin' the Olympics with you!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles Duddles Rainwater ~ I was wonderin is the post office in the funeral home with Starbucks? Maybe the postman just had a little too much of the coffee they served with formaldehyde. Your postman is a real stiff!
Sweet William The Scot

Anonymous said...

Puddles I missed your Birthday?*!@! Bashin head against floor Arg. Well Happy Belated Birthday Puddles :) Your nails look very nice. Neon blue suits ya ;) So, I'm bettin the mailperson had their ankles nibbles on by someone we know? That would explain not givin ya all your mail ;P BOL! Maybe make amends by leavin out some cold water fur em ;) Hardy har Har. More fun chasin em and nippin at their ankles I know ;)

Waggin at ya,

PeeS: Back later for your hot diggity event :)

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hiya Puddles, if your birthday sucked it sounds like you need to send your peeps to dog owner boot camp ...... They need to make a big fuss and bake you cakes and put up banners and stuffs like that!!

Sheez ...... What's a girl gotta do???

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx