Friday, July 13, 2012

Random Crap Friday

Okays so I went a little A Wall dis week cuz it was a crappy week.
Let me tells ya'll bouts my week.

Furst, our hot water heater went out but I really could 
haves cared less cuz I not do baffs or showers or dishes.
Afters dis furst incident mum was sittin' back waiting furs da 2nd and 3rd thing....cuz dats da way it happens. She was really waitin; fur sumptin to happen to me. But I fooled hers...nuttin' happened to me dis week.

Then Daddy Dork called mum while her was at da gym...8 times.
She not gets da fone...hehehe.
Well, dad had a toofer filling dat felled out.
Like...uh, what is mum suppose to do bout it?
He went to do dentist and had it fixed then he camed home and was all...
"Ooooooooh my tooth, oooooh my tooth!!!!!!!"
Dude, when you has your butt expressed we'll compare pain.
Wuss.

Then da 'puter was actin' all stoopis so we had to takes it to da nerd peoples.
Nuttin' was wrong withs it.

Sooooooo, yesterday I thoughted it was gonna be a smashin' day!
We went outside to train furs Benny and Lily's Beach Ball Event and it happened.

Me and Brudder Albert founded us a most glorious thing. it was almost as glorious as findin' a road kilt possum!
Wells, we founded a......
A FROG!!!!!!!!!
It was stuck really.
Sees dat wire mesh?
Dad put dat around da air boxie thing to keeps da chipmunks out...obviously he not think bouts
stoopid frogs cuz they can get in....duh.
But anyways, me and brudder was sooooo excited cuz we thoughted we was gonna get us some fried up frog legs fur supper.
I was tellin brudder to lick it and he was tellin me to lick it and we was goin back and forth to sees who would lick it furst....but noooooo, mum was all like NOOOOOO, STOP!!!!!
And then OMD...hers even used my nickname...
"DAMNIT PUDDLES!!!!!!!!"
So then I hads to go on da screened in porch.
And then hers told My Girl to takes da camera in.
Well hers sat it on da chair on da screened in porch.
A few moments laters theres was a loud CRASH...it was mum's new $3000 camera.
Yessire bob...I knocked it off da chair.
And it went CRASH, BANG, KERPLUNK!
It was quickly rushed to da ER camera store.
Dude checked it overs and it's fine...except da plastic cover thingy dat protects da screen thingy.
Mum has to order a new one.
And dat is why her has insurance on it...hehehehe.
Oh and I not gets da froggie.
Soooo dat was my week.

Here is da current list of da enterant furs da diggin' event.
If you not sees your name on heres then send me a peemail and let me knows.

Bridget
Goose
Deccy
Sasha
Jazzi
Addy
Ivy
Bella
Sarge
Shelldon
Roo
Mayzie
Finn
Sally Ann
Dante
Madi
Shawnee
Casey
Ryker
Sweet William
Stanzie
Wyatt
Molly
Nola
Lorenza
Oskar
Lily
Rubie
Freya Rose
Winston

and if anybuddy else wants to participate in da diggin' event email a foto to:
allison(dot)b(dot)schubert(at)gmail(dot)com
dat is such a freakishly long email addy

I wanna apologize furs not bein' around much but as you can sees it was a crappy week and I has been swamped withs Olympic stuffs.
Okays I done nows.

Puddles

57 comments:

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds,

I have no idea why My Typist would ever complain about me or her life. You guys live in a circus. (I will be polite and not call you a bunch of clowns.)

I can see you'd be out of pocket a little this week with the heater, tooth and camera case. But at least nothing happened to you, right? My Typist is also glad the froggy came out good. She likes froggies. We have one here. His name is Alfred. His girlfriend Agatha got run over some time back and he cries a lot. So, just in case you kilt your froggy or ate it, please don't tell her okay?

This comment is getting too long. Just one more thing. Your dada is a wuss. I'm with you on the butt thing.

Hooroo! X

georgia little pea said...

How about that? I'm #1 and maybe #2 too. Doesn't that win some kind of prize around here?

Mr. Pip said...

I will take my frog legs fried with a big hunk of cheese on the side ...

Mr. Pip said...

Bawahahahaha! Nice work on the camera! Remember, my assistant was the one who dropped her new camera lens first in the sand last year ...fortunately, hers was the $1.99 special camera so no big deal. Well, it was kind of a big deal, but I like to look on the bright side.

Your pal, Pip

Bobbi said...

PUddles!!! Only you can make me laugh till I cry!!! Oh my gosh. When I got to the part about your mum calling you by your nickname the tears were just running down my face. sorry. What a way to start out my weekend. LOL!!! Sorry about your Mum's camera. I think I'll go back and read this again now....

What Remains Now said...

Wow, what a week! You have a lot of competitors for the digging event! I can't wait to see the pictures.

Mr. Pip said...

My assistant ALWAYS needs coffee! She lives on the stuff, but she is a little scared of funeral homes (especially on Friday the 13th) so you may have to bring it to her.

Your pal, Pip

Susie and Sidebite said...

Oh my, the camera huh! were lucky dad spent 87 dollars on one, his cell phone is six years old and take crappie pics.

That nickname, oh yes we will, Heeheehee

Susie & Bites

Pees; It not bad, you should hear what Mom calls bites sometimes

Molly The Wally said...

What a week Puddles and glad the camera was OK. Gosh you digging event is going well.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

We can't type right now cuz we be laughing and peeing all over the house from your post! All your big words made us laugh.... Glands expressed, tooth ache, frog legs, camera crash, water heater, and blah blah blah..... Yup, still peeing here.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Brian said...

See, you never really have a boring week!

Shelle Pennington said...

Hahahaha :)
And ain't it the TRUTH!! Things come in 3's. In fact when someone dies (like a celebrity or something) it always happens in 3s.

Example Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawsetttttttt (getting all of her tat-tats in there) and Patrick (I ain't fraid of (my career ending when I do )no ghost) Swayze.

Sorry I got off on a tanglical there.

Your mom spent $3k on a camera? What is your mom smokin' darling.. cause she has to be higher than a kite to put down that kinda money on a flashy beast. I mean, you could have put $3k down on a really nice gaming computer to play World of Warcraft... Milo, Newby and I (Dixie) are all level 50 now. :)

:) Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Gloria Hood said...

Hardy Har Har! That was my Mom laughing! I'm just interested in the frog legs! Yummy!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

jen said...

Oh smack Puddles, I can't believe you knocked the camera off the table and you still have a home! I cried when I read that your mom's camera went smack! Glad it is ok and I hope your mom has recovered from that traumatic event.

I love the idea of putting the mesh thing up around the air conditioner, my dogs pee on it, and it is not looking so great!

TANK said...

You have a way with words Puddles... too funny, esp. the part comparing dad's tooth pain with your butt "issues." BOL

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you do have a most un-boring life! BWAR HAR HAR. Too funny about your Dad's tooth...I bet everyone was laughing except him. OMD I'd wanna bash that frog, but my crazy peeps would love it! Shelldon & Beachnut would never let me hurt it. I'm sure your girl rescued it. Great post!
Grr and a Laughing Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Well now... THAT was another WILD Week In Puddlesville. I don't know how you stand all the excitement.
... I just told Susie and Bites.. that they prolly COULDN'T use your nickname..beclaws it is X Rated..

Those Frog legs would have been DELICIOUS.

So are you sayin... if you dad had a POTTY mouth.. he would actually have somethingy.. Interesting to say???
Glad that you didn't Deaded the camera...
and who needs HOT water.. in the summer? RIGHT?

K9 Katastrophie said...

You didn't get the frog? Good. But did it live?

Licks,
Ruthie

Jazzi said...

Oh man Puddles, that was quite a week!! Als I can say for your sake is......good thing she had insurance on it, bol

wags
Jazzi

Kaunis Nelli said...

What a week, crappy describes it totally. No frog legs? Darn.

GOOSE said...

You know the bright side of all this is that no one will doze off from boredom. Maybe it was best you didn't lick the frog. I once licked, OK well I put it in my mouth and then BAM my mouth was all foamy. It was like someone shook up a beer in my mouth, but it did not taste as good, not even close. But I do hear they taste good fried. Wonder what the weekend will hold for you. They say things come in 3's and I know you listed 3 things but I do not count the Daddy tooth thing, big baby. I once broke a tooth and went right on with my day like nothin' happened.
Blessings,
Goose

Finn said...

A frog!!! YIKES! You gotta a ton of entries! Hope the tooth is feeling better!

The Websters said...

OH MY WORD! We have very similar nick names. It must be the middle initial thing. Mine is NORANO!

It's always said with such exuberance.

I'm sorry about your mom's camera. Did you break it b/c she was forgetting to feed you again?

Nora

Casey said...

Ohhhhh, I can't believe Your Girl just set the flashy beast on a chair. Of course you were going to knock it off. What does she expect? I'm glad it survived mostly unscathed, or all we Digging contestants might've been put to work digging your grave!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Happy Friday the 13th!!
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles...Puddles....Puddles
Where to begin. First of yes indeed you win the Gold Medal for the crappiest of weeks. THANK your lucky stars there wasn't a Puddles emergency 'cause quite frankly there was no time for you my fried.
1.MOL at a tooth ache vs butt expression.'nuff said
2.Tell that crazy mom you were trying to kiss the frog in hopes of find your prince. FYI frogs taste like chicken
3. Thank goodness for camera ins. Mom had to use hers in January when she cracked its head open.
4. I'm heading to Wes-con-sin with Pip you are invited.
hugs Madi your BFFF

Peggy Frezon said...

That froggie looks pretty interesting, too bad you didn't get to play.
Kelly and Brooks are disappointed in me that I haven't entered them in any Olympics stuff, but we are cheerleaders for you all!

Declan said...

Blimey Pudds that sure is some week! I thought I heard shrieking coming from your way, so I guess it was the kerazy lady when you dropped the camera... glad I wasn't in your paws mate.. Deccy x

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, it does sound like a bad week. Kind of sounds like ours. We lost our internets, and power and our doggie, Ande, had a very sore leg but she is better now. Hope next week is better for ya. Take care. At least it is a little cooler.

Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... we're thinking you should have licked the frog... coulda been interesting! You mighta even ended up with your prince charming! We're sure he would have taken you away from all the troubles and let you live a life of luxury!

Sam and Pippen

Sankissjuice said...

Hi Puddles,

I was laughing when you mentioned the fried frog legs for supper. Hehe. Everyone's comment here is about how funny you are :) I think Goose, Molly and Puddles are in a team of Funny Bloggers.

Muaks! Kisses!

I'll be back,
Sankissjuice

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Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You didn't get any frog legs? Meowm said she tasted one of those and it wasn't bad, but she wouldn't make a hbit out of eating them.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wowzers, it sure was a crappy week, except for the great frog find. So do you all get Southern fried frog legs? It seems like you went way over the things-come-in-threes. Maybe all will be well for a while now.

Happy weekend.


Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Mitch and Molly said...

We thought for sure that you were gonna have frog leggies for dindin, Puddles! Bummer.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Two French Bulldogs said...

That is one insane week. Nutty
Benny & Lily

Ruby said...

Quiet week, huh?

Okay, you had Ma spittin' her soda all over the keyboard! Just laughin',and laughin'. I can't tell you how many 'nicknames' I have ~ Ma can be very expressive.

BTW: Not surprised about your Dad: Males are wusses. Make a note to self.

I've never met a frog ~ SCORE!!! Too bad mean Mom took it away so fast!

Kisses,

Ruby

Sarah Sandberg said...

I love that title. It is a random crap kinda day! LOL Beautiful photos too! :)

houndstooth said...

Wow! What a week you've had! I'm surprised they didn't have to rush your mom to the ER at the same time to have her heart checked while the camera was being looked at. Seriously, though, you didn't even get any frog soup or nothing? That's harsh!

Bunny

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Hey, we think we heard your mum screaming over here when you knocked that camera over!
We hope that frog made it safely back to his pond young lady.
Eeshh, it is so crappy when things like heaters go wrong.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

JackDaddy said...

No wonder you look so good. Maybe the tall guy needs to get a $3000.00 camera to take pictures of me! :)

A MilShelb Mom said...

Never a dull moment at your house! Glad nothing happened to you this week! :) We're also glad things turned out ok. What happened to the frog? Did your Mom save it?
~Milly and Shelby

Nola said...

Always something going on at your place! OMD you KNOCKED your moms flashy beast off???? Mom just turned even more pale BOL
Nola

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, wow I guess your mom really does know that trouble travels in threes. But I agree with her, if your dad's filling falls out there's really not much that your mom can do about it unless dentistry is her calling in life. We hope that your dad got a toy or a new toothbrush for his trip to the cfdentist.

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, first I must beg your forgiveness cause my Kerazy Lady goofed up and missed your name on my list of participants. She was all worried about making them colorful and she left out my girl Puddles. Well she fixed it loud and clear, but I have something planned for her to punish her a little. I am so sorry you didn't get that froggy, that would have been perfect for my cheetos beer deep fry with beer cheese dip. I hope you get me some before the Olympics, cause now my mouth is watering for it. Good job on trying to kill the flashy beast, better luck next time. Give it a little squishing after you knock it on the ground. I hope your weekend is nice after the crappy week you had.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. Dang I have a real craving now for froggy fry

Sankissjuice said...

Puddles! My Sasa just passed on an award to you! Please go to our blog to receive it! We are very happy to nominate you cos you know, you're soooo cool.

Kisses and hugs.

I'll be back,
Sankissjuice

Roo said...

OMD never a dull moment at your house Puddles BOL! Mom says she's glad you didn't get the froggie. She likes froggies (raisin eyebrows at Mom) and she says they can make you sick if you eat them (k, I'll agree might be a good thing you didn't eat the froggie Puddles cause that would have made the 3rd thing ;)

At least it's hot out so your pawrents might not mind a cold shower for a few days Hardy Har Har BOL! Oh gosh bad Roo bad ;D

Oh. and Mom's heart stopped when you said you knocked over your Mom's kickarse camera.
Puddles. Now this is just my opinion BUTT I'm thinkin if you break that camera, there's a chance (probably not a big one since it's insured and all) BUTT a chance that you might be put up for adoption :O
And that would be sooooooo sad! I would miss you :)

Stay away from the camera Puddles. For my sake PAWLEASE! ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Ummm...wonder what #3 is gonna be BOL! ;D

Elyse and Riley said...

That was a craptastic week for sure!! No doubt. (But not the band...). :)

Too bad your crazy Mum wouldn't let you and Albert eat the frog!

We are so glad that nothing happened to your pretty little butt or pretty little face this week!!! You need a ticker on your blog that says "Accident Free for __ Days!" Like they have at factories and stuff. You've gone at least 7 days without an incident! Congrats. :)

Have a great weekend, Ms. Puddles D. Rainwater, P.I. (That stands for Private Eye or Private Investigator in case you were wondering...).

Elyse and Riley

Asta said...

Puddles
you might be thinking I fowgot you(NOT!) cause I haven't entewed yoow event, but to my gweat shame , me being a tewwiew and all (TEWW=eawf), well, ummm, I'm ashamed to say, I don't dig. thewe I've said it and now all the tewwiews will make fun of me and think I'm defective ow something, but sheeesh..it's all cobbly stones and cement whewebvvew i live, so ho, I ask you, am I sposed to dig?

anyway, I'm hanging my head in shame and tewibbully sowwy you did not have a chance to have fwoggie legs(speshully since it's that Fwenchy Bastille Day and all)

hope you'we still my fwiend anyway
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Your mom has a $3000 camera? For real? Wonder she didn't have a heart attach when she heard it crash.

Bassetmomma said...

Wow! I can't even try to top that week! Hopefully everything will all settle down now and your Momma can relax a bit! :)

Inger said...

This is my first visit here, Gracie's mom, Bobbi, sent me over. She said one gets to laugh over here and that's true for sure. So I'm now your latest follower and looking forward to hearing about your next escapades. My dog's name is Samson and he blogs too sometimes (when I let him) but he speaks regular and complains a lot. We have desert toads here and if a dog tries to get them, they get sprayed with some nasty stuff. But, being dogs, they don't learn, they just keep trying. Anyway, I'm glad I found you, Puddles.

Theresa said...

Bobbi and Gracie sent me over for my morning laugh! Thanks for taking care of that! Have a blessed day, HUGS!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well Puddles, soooooo much happened there woz not enuff time fur anything to happen to YOU. I is still BOLing ofur wot you sayed to your dad about toof versus butt pain, BOL. Hey, do Chuckie, my groundhog, count same as me as an entry? If'n so fine, just asking coz I do not see him on your listie. So wot if'n he has an unfair advantage? I like to think he learned from ME, Master Digger.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Was the froggie sticky and stinky?
Good thing the camera went to ER and was checked over.. at least that is a good thing
love
tweedles

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddles, you always make us laugh and today was no exception!
You have such a total lack of empathy with your humans and for that you earn maximum respect.
I mean what a fuss cos they have no hot water, they have toothache etc. They have no idea of the important things in life.
Finding that frog was awesome - we have never tasted frogs legs and our mouths were drooling at the thought.
Your human's first thought was for the camera - typical!
We could see the point if she had thought of a tasty dip to compliment the frog legs!!
Well we reckon she deserved to drop the expensive camera - kerplunk - they are obsessed with taking pictures!
Pictures when you guys could be enjoying a rare delicacy!!
We don't know how you stand it Puddles!!
love
The absent bassets xxx

Tucker said...

You is worth more than your MOmma's camera dat is why she isn't mad at yous.

woof - Tucker