Monday, August 6, 2012

Birfday Pressies

Hellos everybuddy!
Well, today is da kerazy lady's birfday and her is old today.
So guess what I gotted HER fur her birfday?
Absolutely nuttin!
Bwhahahahahaha!
Oh, I do so very much crack myself up.

Anyway, on to da important reason of dis post.
I gotted TWO pressies in da mail da udder day and then I gotted ANUDDER one.
(sorry mum, you not get squat)
Dats right 2...dats 1 and 2 plus 1.

Today I is gonna shows you what I gotted from My Max and Maggie Mae.

 "OH MY DOG...LOOK AT ALL DIS STUFF!!!!"

My eyeballs gotted all big when I looked in dat box....I thoughted they was gonna pop outta my head.
Oooooh it was so full of good stuffs fur me and only me.

"Oh dat is purty, it will look very good on me"

 I gotted me 2 shirts to keeps me warm.

 "Hurry up assistant, I gots to sees dis!"

Dat one was all wrapped up in purty paper and dat made me even more curiouser.

 "MMMMMMMMM...dat smells lip smackin' good"

It was a birfday pie...just fur me...cuz it was my birfday.
Kerazy lady said I hads to shares withs da blobs...#%&@!

 "Can we open it nows?"

And heres a picture withs ALL my stuffs....
"Is you sures we can't has none right nows mum"?

Hehehehe...sorry, I was a little distracted theres.
Heres a picture of all my stuffs.

They even sent da kerazy lady a rat pad furs da 'puter.
Can ya'll sees dat Fruitables bag?
They is made withs REAL MANGO juices.
And yes, they is deeeeelish...yum, yum!

 "Can I has da pie nows?"


"OH MY DOG, you can't be serious! I has to wait?!?!?!"

Hers my pie dat I had to wait ALL day to eat.
It was absolutely scrumptious...well, dat itty bitty piece I gotted to have anyways.


THANK YOU Max, Maggie Mae and Momma J furs ALL my stuffs!
I loves every single thing and I promise to shares (wink, wink)

Oh and yea, Happy Birfday to my Kerazy Lady.
In honor of her birfday, I founded a special quote on Pinterest fur her...she SOOOO could has written it herself.

Puddles

50 comments:

Mango said...

Miss Puddles,
I am SHOCKED that you would consume Mango based foodables. Have you no pity for my withering self that barely has any juices left after all the extractions happening under cover of darkness.

As for you know how having a birthday. Well, I think no pressie is just fine. It's all about Puddles, right?

Slobbers,
Mango

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My Dear Puddles,

Maggie Mae, mom and me is soooo happy dat you likes your birfday pressies. Can't wait to see you in your new outfits. ;)
Puleeze gives your sweet momma a big hug and kiss from us fur her birfday today. We luvs you all too!

Yours,
Max

PeeS Hey Puddles, just wanted you to know dat da birfday pie goes great wif a beer! Enjoy da pressies my furiend. MM

houndstooth said...

Oh, that looks like a fantastic birthday haul! I like the looks of that pie a lot. I'm a little surprised you didn't leave a present somewhere for your mom for her birthday! That would make it more memorable.

Bunny

P.S. They DID know I was Bunny! That's why they carried the ice cream out to ME!

Madi and Mom said...

DEAR PUDDLES' MOM WE SEND YOU ARE WARMEST HUGS AND WISHES FOR THIS YOUR BIRTHDAY!! BEING PUDDLES' MOM IS A VERY DEMANDING JOB SO WE HOPE YOU GET
SOMETHING SPECIAL!!
Madi and Mom

MOL MOL MOL
Wait just a minute while I get Mom a tissues for her eyes. Puddles we cannot get past that electric blue nail polish. Max certainly knows how to treat his lady love with clothes and food. we hope you and the bloobs enjoy the pie too.

Hugs and kissies
Madi and Mom

Mr. Pip said...

Happy Birthday to the krazy lady and in honor of her birthday, I hope she doesn't have any clumsy incidents today. My assistant will be glad to take over in the clumsy department for today.

Now, I know you saved a piece of that piece for me, right??? Any beer in those boxes?

Your pal, Pip

georgia little pea said...

It's your mamas birthday and you got all the pressies? Way to go Puddles! Oh guess what? I got a whole one square inch of roast chicken with crispy skin on from My Typist for lunch! Thats my big news for the day.

Happy birthday Puddles' mama :) x

Agnes B Bullock said...

Happy Birthday Kerazy Lady!

GOOSE said...

Good thing you have friends who will get you things for your birthday. Well you know since the crazy lady didn't. That cake looks so delishous. I have to say that one photo of you , the side view, you look all skinny. I mean tiny tiny waist. The Olympic events must be keeping you very fit.
Blessings,
Goose

Lovable Lily said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Krazy Lady! Wishing you a bright sunny day with hopefully no problems from the Puddles today.

Nice score on the prezzies Puddles! We gotta check out those Mango treats, they sound yummy! (Sorry Mango...)

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Molly The Wally said...

Pressies Puddles and cake , you must have had a smashing time. Happy birthday to mum too. Wishing you all a great Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Sam and Pippen said...

Happy Barkday to your mom! How come you didn't send that pup-pie to us? thought your mom said you had to share!

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

At least someone is treating you right for your birthday, even if it's not your momma!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Jus' looks at all dat stuffs! Sure hoped you saved ME a piece of dat pie!

And a special Hap-Pee Barkday to your Momma too. Makes sure you gives her a piece of da pie too!

PeeS....Luvs your nails!

Asta said...

Puddles
yoow poow Mom , well wif you awound, she will aways have to take a back seat, hehehehe
that bunch of pwezzies fwom Maggie Mae and Max was stoopendoos and I'm still dwooling when seeing that cake
you awe looking especially bootiful(is that bloo nail polish fow the occasion?)
hope youw Mom had a gweat Biwfday too
smoochie kisses
ASTA

harrispen said...

You sure scored from that box of pressies. When do we get to see what was in the other boxes? Oh yeah...Happy Birthday to the Kerazy Lady.

Cindy

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD Puddles, you made out like a bandit!! Happy Barkday!!!!

~Higgins

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you are one funny lady. That is a lot of pressies for one little dachshund. That pie did look yummy.
Happy Happy Birthday to the Kerazy Lady. She is no where near as old as our person who is older than dirt. Hope she has a really good day and many more of them. Take care.

Shelle Pennington said...

We loves the barkday pressies!! :) Funny that your mom didn't get anything... I did send her some pink duct tape though...

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Sam said...

Hi Puddles and mom, we hope that you both have a really happy day - presents and stuff are best shared with family and friends, except in Puddles case, where everything is hers. Mom, better go get Puddles her ice-cream...

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, a BIG HAPPY HAPPY BARKDAY to you Mom! Tell ya what...go into her bedroom, jump on the bed, pull the covers back and slobber all over her pillow. She'll love it, trust me! BOL. Best pressie she could ever hope to get.
Great loot in your pack there! I bet that pie was delish!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

Nola said...

Happy birthday!!! Wow Puddles what a great haul!
Nola

Two French Bulldogs said...

Happy Birthday crazy lady
Benny & Lily

Repositório said...

Happy Birthday sweet friend!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Happy Birthday to your Momma Ms. P
We love your special presents, but think you should give your mom at least on piece of your birthday pie.

Happy Day,
Love
Leo, Grady and Mom

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Happy Birthday Kerazy Lady - er we mean Puddles Mum. Hope you had a lovely time and someone got you pressies even if Puddles didn't, sooo cruel.
Wow, you really hit the jackpot there Pudd, you are one lucky little doxie!
Dip Bridge Elliot and Lynne x

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Wow! look at all your purrthday loot! That is wonderful! That will teach your Mom to not get you anything!

Oh, Happy Birthday Puddles Mom!

mischy said...

Such a cute little pup. I want to smother her. She's that adorable. What breed is she? financial planners

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY PUDDLES... It's ME (Frankie Furter)... who is now all back HOME.

I am very much sorry that you couldn't find Krazy Ladie .... NUTTIN...in ANOTHER COLOR.

BUTT YOU TOTALLY SCORED with what all M. & M. Sent to you.
Is that a PEE CAN Pie???

You will NOT believe this... guess what was WAITING FUR ME in the mailbox??? YEP... the MISSING PUDDLES PRESSIE... RETURNED HOME after OVER A MONTH of WANDERING.

Gloria Hood said...

You sure got some cool pressies Puddles! That pie looks yummy! Now go give Mom a kiss for her birthday, OK?
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Smile With Your Tail said...

Wowee, We Loves that first photo, you look SUPER excited by all those prezzies.

Slobbers

Brian said...

You sure got some goodies fur sure Puddles! Happy Birthday to your Krazy Lady from all of us!

Mitch and Molly said...

Happy Birthday to your mom, Puddles. We hope you share a slice of pup cake with her! What a haul you got!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Ruby said...

Happy brthday to the krezy lady!! Maybe if she's VERY sweet to you, you'll share your pie withs her! You sure scored Puddles!! It sure looked like you were gonna pop with excitement whens that box was opened!!!

Kisses,

Ruby

Soggibottom said...

Happy birthday to your better half :-) XXX
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

Mr. Pip said...

Psst: I got the butter if you got the beer ...

Your pal, DA BURGER KING

scotsmad said...

She who laughs last...laughs best. You sure showed your Mama! You got great presents and she got nuttin!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Oh, except for maybe the happy birthday wishes we're sending here.

ABBY said...

Sending happee purrday wishes to your Mom Puddles and wowie whattagrate pakage yoo got. woo der will be sum pawting toonight!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

The Websters said...

Happy birthday to your mom. I sure hope she doesn't fall down today.

Is your girl getting her something good?

Nora

Scrappy said...

oh puddles.

you are the cutest thing in the blogosphere.

bad news fur your crazy lady mom. she get nothin'. that actually means somethin' it means no real aging. so in fact, that's a good thing. like the birthday never happened. yep. that's my theory and i'm sticking to it.

you, on the other hand....are not at all spoiled. BOL

jen said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom! I think the quote fits her perfect. (and me too:)

What awesome presents you got from Maggie Mae and Max!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
First off, I love, love, love the quote. It's me!! ;)
And, secondly, congrats on all of your "pressies". You are one spoiled pup!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Peggy Frezon said...

Happy Birthday to your mom!! I hope you let her take you on a nice walk and give you doggie cookies for HER birthday!

chicamom85 said...

Happy Birthday to your Mommy!! BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL, wait how old is she I want to give her a barking salute for every year. What Mommy? Ok never mind, Mommy says that is rude to ask. Puddles I love your pressies, I hope that makes up for getting jacked on your birthday, that pie looked so good. You know what??? My Mommy just bought me those very same fruit snacks, mango pumpkin. I frickin love them, I go crazy for them. I hope you do also my sweet pal. You look so fun and cute and sweet and all that in your pictures.

Loveys Sasha

Kaunis Nelli said...

That first picture totally shows your feelings. Awesome...

Roo said...

Puddles those are some Pawsome pressies the wonderful Max Maggie Mae and Mom sent ya! Glad you got to sample your pie BOL! Hope it doesn't go bad before you get some more ;)

Happy Birthday to your Mom! Hope you at least treat her nice on her special day :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What a terrific package! Happy Birthday to your mom. We don't discriminate because of age. After all, Jan is ancient.

We gave you an award today. Drop by when you can to pick it up.

What Remains Now said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Puddle's Mom! Those are some cool present, and even cooler...those blue nails. You are one stylin' hound, Puddles.

Oh, Casper wants me to tell you that he deaded a rabbit yesterday. He wanted to bring it inside and have it for breakfast, but his dad took it away from him. He wants to know if you get your deaded things taken away from you. If you don't, he wants to come live with you and you can deaded things together.

Reuben said...

Wow, where does I even begin? First of all I has just started following your bloggings and I is so glad, for you is a fine-looking and hilarious dachshund - just like me. And I has a human sister too! I hope your mama had a good birthday and it is only fair that you got all the presents, since surely you is the principal joy-giver in the house (ok, I guess the childrens does that too). I looks forward to reading more of your ventures.

Love,
Reuben

mayziegal said...

Oh, NO, Puddles! We missed your mom's birthday! Hmph! It's all MY mom's fault with her busy brain. She has been just the WORST with helping me keep up with my bloggie lately. Tell your mom we're sorry and we hope she had the very happiest birthday that ever was! We luvs her oodles!

All those pressies sure do look Most Fun and Wonderful! How come you only got a little bit of your birthday pie? Did your mom take it for herself?

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're reading backwards to catch up and we're still confused. Do you and your mama share a birthday? How convenient! Plenty of cake of all kinds for Puddles. And your mama can't possible forget your birthday, which is the really important thing.

Wonderfully thoughtful gifts from Maggie Mae & Max.

Jed & Abby