Furiends and stalkers I has to interrupt my triweekly blog today cuz...
I has to go to COURT again...
...furs a crimeI committed dat was really just an accident.
...furs a crime
Howevers, I has lawyered up withs Pip cuz him just gotted his law certificate from
Burger and Burger University (online) so I think I should be okays.
(Pip, put da burger down and defend me!)
(Pip, put da burger down and defend me!)
Since I does has a lot of character I needs A LOT of character witnesses furs
my defense if ya'll not mind so you can goes to da COURT HOUSE
...and in front of his honor, Mayor Frankie vouch furs me.
my defense if ya'll not mind so you can goes to da COURT HOUSE
...and in front of his honor, Mayor Frankie vouch furs me.
Heres what happened....
See, I kinda, sorta, in a round about way
durin' da Back To School Bash. I was only just tryin' to be nice and helpful and
go gets more possums fur her Awesome Possum Pizzas.
And besides, who leaves keys in their pocket just layin' around fur every Tom, Dick, and Harry to steal borrow??????? Or me in dis case.
It was not my fault dat da speed bumps gotted in my way and then I went all
KABLAM, KABLAM, KABLAM...
KAPOW!
KAPOW!
(Before)
But, I did at least keeps da steerin' wheelcuz dats just da kinda thoughtful dog I is.
I say we mount it up in da town hall and just calls it a day.
Nows, I ask ya'll to look at dis face...
Nows, I ask ya'll to look at dis face...
Does dis look like da face of a dog dat would do such a
horrible thing on purpose?
horrible thing on purpose?
I think not!
I will be at da court house awaitin' my future existence heres in Blogville
ain't I pitiful lookin'?
So very sad...sigh
and uh, heres some evidences dat I is a good driver
Me and Corbin
Me and Deccy
Me and Pip my lawyer
Okays, I is off to da court house
Puddles...good driver
disclaimer: Sasha is one of my dearest, most respected furiends and dis will not in any way effect or affect our friendship
I will be at da court house awaitin' my future existence heres in Blogville
So very sad...sigh
and uh, heres some evidences dat I is a good driver
Okays, I is off to da court house
Puddles...good driver
disclaimer: Sasha is one of my dearest, most respected furiends and dis will not in any way effect or affect our friendship
63 comments:
Wee will vouch fur yoo Puddles, wee cant's havs such a miss-carrage ovs justice done to such a lovely, sweet laydee likes yorselfs
Da K Krew standin ups fur Puddles
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I got it! Let's just give the Opposing lawyer some Cheetos and Beer! Then you will be let free!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
I'm just sorry I wasn't there to catch all that van action!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Pee S: Good Luck Buddy!
Chomp, chomp, I OBJECT, chomp, chomp ...this is wrong, I tell you, wrong. I demand a recount (note to self this is not an election).
Chomp, chomp, heading to court now if someone could just give me a lift off this couch.
Pip
Attorney at Law
Burger,Bacon & Cheese
Yawn ...I has now made my opening statement to the court. It was pretty good ...bawhahahahaha ...I made you into a vermin killing superhero ...bawhahahaha ...I didn't go to mail order law school for nothing!
Your pal, Pip
Morning Puddles I just gave my statement of your good character to here come de Judge Frankie. I had to scream at the top of my lungs 'cause his courtly hair was all in his ears but I think he heard me. I hope he will consider my request
Hugs your devoted BFFF
Madi(son) D. Cat
With an attorney like Pip there's no way you can lose. I hope you weren't drinking beers the night of the crime??? This could go against you..
On a positive note... IF you have to do time, you sure do wear the prison attire well. Just sayin'. Oh, and keep the face... the sweet and innocent one... how can anyone convict a face like that?
LOL! Puddles, you're a riot!!
Dear Pudds, I have no idea what you're on about but I know you're innocent. That is not the face of a guilty dog. Or if it is, it's a contrite one.
P.S. You look great in that stripey pyjama and should wear it more often. Your equally innocent friend, Georgia X
I believe you, Puddles but...well, let's just she how this trial pans out. You can always appeal, there's that.
You got off easy!!!
:)
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
I posted as a character witness for you, Puddles! I hope it helps. Really, I'm sure that if you stole Sasha's truck, the damage would be much, much worse...
Bunny
Sorry we can't testify to help you out. We were in the Principals Office all day long.
Good luck Puddles.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Hey Puddles!
Wow, you have stalkers?!? Sorry, I didn't really read past that part. Think they'll have donuts for recess?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Stripes make your barrelbutt look big, er, HUGE!
Just sayin'
Sam and Pippen
Oh Puddles we thought that no sqiggle deadin for 3 days was well harsh. We begged His Worship for leniency. Take Care Puddles and we are shipping over a nail file in a packet of cheetos for you. Have a lovely Monday.
Best wishes Molly
I am on my way to tell the court you are a character. I will do anything I can to clear your good name. I will trow myself on the mercy or the court, I will throw my self on the mercy of the judge. I will throw myslef on the Cheetos. I will throw the water balloons. Oh wait, that's in part how all this got started, the water balloons I brought to school. But maybe they can still be used to help your defence. I will bring more to the court house and I will flood the court and wash this whole mess away. Justice MUST be served! Yes, WET JUSTICE will be served. I am on my way soon as I find MOM's keys (you say keys our found in pokets?). Hold tight Puddles, stall if you have to, I am on my way.
Blessings,
Goose
Mr Geoff will vouch for his BFFFFF drinking buddy! Noway that She Who Must Be Obeyed did anything wrong!
Puddles, Puddles, PUDDLES all that Whining and Whimpering and sniffin and SNOTing will NOT get you any sympathy from ME.
Girrrrl you are Guilty and have been SENTENCED (PERIOD).
If you want to take it to a HIGHER
Court... go ahead. BUTT my decision STANDS... You just need to suck it up. Heck, you will prolly get TONS of attention what with that COOL OUTFIT and all.
We all KNOW you... You will find a way to make KooL Aide outta this Lemon of an experience.
Oh Puddles. Accidents do happen and at least no one was hurt. You are just to gorgeous to be in stripes girl! :)
Puddles, stripes really don't do much for you. So we're more than happy to speak to your character. Erm, we mean, tell everyone how wonderful and law-abiding you are. Do you at least salvage any pizza?
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Oh Puddles, Puddles, Puddles, Here is our support, Heeheehee. You look good in stripes!!!
Your Furends
Susie & Bites
NEVER, EVER, EVER could our dear sweet little Puddles do ANYTHING illegal!! Bwahaha! Okay, maybe just a few slightly illegal things...or a bunch of them. Oh heck, you're a regular felon by now, aren't you? ;)
We plead the fifth!
Elyse and Riley
Oh dear, poor Puddles. I'm sure it was all with the best of intentions!
OMD OMD....... LISSEN UP BLOGVILLE... I just KNEW that SHE would find a way to make Kool Aide outta this LEMON of a situation... My Phone is ringin like like Crazy... there are THOUSANDS of Agents and stuffs wantin to get in touch with PUDDLES... to make a MOVIE or a Reality Show about H E R . See that girrrrl is slicker than SH-- on a Shoesole. She can turn ANYTHINGY into SOMETHINGY... PUDDLES LIKE.
{{SIGH}} I fear she will NOT learn a THINGY from this.
MADI... I hope you are READY to take over the Mayorship... SOON.
Oh Puddles. I heard the sentencing was not too bad. Hopefully we can forget this incident ever happened real soon!
Incould have sworn you were with me at that time...fur what it might be worth!
As I woz saying ofur on Esquire Pip's bloggie, should you be found gillty, there do be a prison in Texas where all the inmates has to wear pink and you would look soooo much better in pink seeing as stripes is not your thing. (They add 10 pounds.)
Oh we know that Puddles did not do that. She was right here with us helping all the cats get some exercise. Puddles is totally innocent or as innocent as she can be. Please don't put her in jail. Love the jailbird outfit.
I, Corbin Monkey W, offer myself up for the role of Puddles lover in her new award winning motion picture.
-Corbin
You drove my sled just fine. I mean, it was so great in Siberia!
I'll testify for you.
Nora
UH OH!! That's the court I had to go to!!! I hope you'll get out of it like me and Mamma did!!!
I COULD be a character witness but they might recognize me for my gangsta ways...
Wiggles,
Calhoun
Hi puddles.
thank you for visiting my page...i really love your outfit all stripy like alittle zebra...you just need a splash of color to set it off...something red maybe or silver(like a file) anywhoos sorry i wasn't able to be a character witness for you..but my mom does have some pull around the courthouse so maybe she can help....
stellie rose
BOL good luck!
Nola
I'll be your entertainment manager..
you know I have connections with stars...the last American Idol, Scotty McCreary, is a native son and is attending NCSU.
Hugs Madi
Oh, Puddles, this is a heinous turn of events!! There is NO WAY you can do 'prison stripes'!! Not a good look on any pup!
I've raised 87 dollars so far for the Puddles Defense Fund. (that also includes: a case of Bud Light, 12 bags of Cheetos, 10 bags of Doritos, and 2 bottles of Vino.)
I know that you will put the funds to good use.....PAWTY at Puddles (since your under 'house arrest'!)
Kisses,
Ruby
All I can say is....best of luck...Sasha'a my girlfriend, you know....
Puddles my girl, I am so glad this is over and behind us(along with a bunch of beer farts). In fairness I don't agree with Mayor, his highness and all things great's decision to stop you from hunting. At first I thought maybe you should have to go without cheetos and beer for a couple of days and then I thought OMD what am I thinking??? Puddles would go bazerkles and have to be committed and nobody wants that. I tried to explain to Frankie...err Mayor Furter that not deading things just hurts my business even more. I will be by later so you can take me out in the woods for a dea...I mean a nature lesson and you can show me how to dea...oops I mean look at the nature and stuffs by your house. I will bring the beer if you have some cheetos. See you soon. Do you have to wear one of those ankle alarm thingys?? I hope not.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. I just found out that the insurance covered 86.999 gazillion, so we only have to pay 1 penny. Do you have an extra penny? Mommy is making me pay it.
Loveys Sasha
We Beaglebratz thinkz u shood've gotten off - they shooda thrown the case out with the trash due tue a teck-no-kality -->
they coodn't even git the name rite -"Rain…um…um…hmmm…"
B-sidez, anyone that knowz how diminutive a doxie iz - shood know u can't comandere a bit vehicle like that!
Shiloh'n Shasta
Puddles, did you see all the tweets and stuff going on during the trial??? Who do you think will play us in the movie??
Loveys Sasha
Are you sure you were not eating Cheetos and drinking Beer while you were driving?? I seens what was in your backpack!
~Higgins
Puddles I love Nora but that girl takes her job way too serious so I am not getting on any sleds but vodka sounds good,we can do boiler makers. Nora is a great hunt...nature finder so she will be a help. I can learn from both of your techniques on nature hunting(wink wink).
Loveys Sasha
I heard lindsay lohan wants to play you in the movie but I can't see it, can you?
I just saw a tweet that Kristen Stewart is in talks but she would have to dye her hair. I think Emma Stone might be nice. I think mel Gibson could play MayorFurter BOL
Were you drinkin' some of your own Kool-Aid by any chance?
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
You forgot that viscious gang of squirrels you ran into.
we totally believe you Puddles, we dont think you crash that van on purpose.....but come to think of it could you reach the steering wheel AND peddles at the same time!?!
BOL!
Slobbers
Ehm..I would just dig a whole and RUN!!!!
~Mason
I think you look kind of hot in your prison outfit. I always liked gals with baggage.
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh Puddles...just heard bout your sentence. Purrty harsh butt only 3 days. Heck...sometimes I sleep fur 3 days straight.
Love your striped outfit, but it would look better in a different color!
I wish you the best!
But... I guess there are lots of evidence against you....
Lets see how it goes!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
OK, I am awake! Did I miss anything? I have my defense all planned ...what do you mean it's over?
Oops, my bad.
Your pal, Pip
Hey Puddles!! You look good in stripes.
Mona & Weenie
Oh my goodness Puddles, what can we do to help
Benny & Lily
Ha-ha! Black and white striped is good pattern for you Puddles:))))
I totally believe you, Puddles. You see cos I am just like you, I am a good driver too. Haha. I only banged my car once the first week I got it. No big deal!!! I will be your character witness. Count me in!!!! I do love Sasha's truck. I must say that is quite a loss.
Kisses,
Sankissjuice
PS that jail uniform loks good on you. You just make it look so fashionable! kudos.
I can't believe this whole thing. Puddles, who brings rays of light to a grey rainy day by getting all of us to laugh, just can't do things like this... or can she?
(now that sentence is again a proof that I shouldn't comment in english, hehee - figure that out!)
I'll vouch for you puddles, i believe you didn't do it on purpose!!
Milo :)
Puddles I think you will be serving time in the big house one day. Yep the big White House. You have the makings of a great politician. You have the gift of gab!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
I've got the petition drawn up to free Puddles.
Sheba.
Howdy Puddles, hearing this shocking news has sent our mum to the drink (not that she needs any excuse)! Rory has a crush on you now cause he says you are a naughty girl and for some reason that is exciting. I just like your outfit. Does it come in other colours? See you 'on the outside'. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Puddles, this does not look good ~ that truck is a WRECK! In case you end up in the slammer, know this: You look darned good in that black and white outfit.
P.S. Samson has a bit of a crush on you, don't worry Gracie is still his true love. Anyhow, you two jailbirds will be mentioned in my blog tomorrow. It's Samson's post, I just do the typing. You may want to check it out.
P.S.S. Can you trust a lawyer in a red bow tie???
I meant to say P.P.S. my brain is tired worrying about all my favorite dogs getting in trouble.
Oh my, Puddles, didn't Pip tell you not to write down the whole story? I think that he's been drinking too much outta that glass. My advice... retract this post, and say that you wrote while temporarily insane. Then, maybe, you can get off.
This ain't lookin' good Puddles!
Heh heh heh well my furiend you mounted a reasonable defense however, your attorney Mr. Pip really shouldn't have spoken on your behalf with his mouthful. Judges tend to find that a bit disrespectful ya know? ;P
Your sentence didn't seem too bad considering the damage your er errant driving caused. Best do yourself a favor and abide by the rules for the next 3 days. My paws are shakin thinkin bout what you'd be sentenced to if you don't :O
Would be fun to watch though ;) Hardy Har Har
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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