Okays I has story I wanna shares today.
Most of ya'll knows I don't likes birdies cuz they all da time be dookiein' on me...
Dis was a long long long time ago when I gotted pooped on by a bird...
I thought I would become a bird dog afters dat but it nevers quite worked out fur me.
Anyways, my so called family always would laugh at me when I would get pooped on.
Weeeeeeells, da udder day we was all outside sniffin' each udders pees, sniffin' my own pee, stalkin' squirrels, diggin' holes, and talkin' smack to da neighbors.
Albert talks smack to da Stoopid's
Then mum went in cuz her said there was too many bugs and cuz her be a wuss.
Then we was readies to come in...
...and heres what mum seen....
Okays wait, dis is just too good NOT to biggify.
It's bouts time sumptin finally happens to anudder dog 'round heres besides me
Puddles
74 comments:
I first! I first! Bird poop is supposed to be LUCKY! So I wouldn't laugh too soon, Pudds. I'll keep this short before anyone else gets in. Hooroo! X
HAHAHA! I be peeing my britches laughing!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Ewwwww! HAHAHAHA! Right on target. We think we hear birds laughing...BOL.
WELL PUDDLES...THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS YOU DOXIE ARE PURRFECTLY BUILT FOR A FLY OVER!!MOL MOL MOL
WTG ALBERT GIVE THE STOOOPIDS A PIECE OF YOUR MIND.
ANOTHER BIRD POOP STORY WAY BACK IN THE DARKEST AGES MY GRANDPA TOLD ME HE AND MY GRANDMA WERE ON A WALK THROUGH THE PARK (AKA A DARKEST AGE DATE) WHEN A BIRD LEFT SOME POOPS ON MY GRANDMA'S HEAD. HE SAID SOME HOW HE WAS ABLE NOT TO LOL BUT HE SURELY WANTED TO
HUGS
MADI YOUR BFFF
Bawhahahhaha. I know I should not laugh but... Bawhahhahahha. You have some crazy birdies around there. I have NEVER been pooped on, never. And considering ya all size (which is perfect) they are sure shot birdies. And what ups with being pooped on being "lucky"? Lucky for who. I know I know, you should tell Brudder Albert that now he has to be shaved. Bawhahaha.
Blessings,
Goose
That's too funny Puddles! Giving up "the throne" to Albert is pawfect! We've never had that problem (yet...).
Mommy got bombed once and you could actually hear it hit her arm. It was so loud and hit her so hard she thought at first it was a bug so she smacked it. Then she realized what it was. Daddy still laughs about it and tells everyone that story. Mommy is not pleased when he does that!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh Puddles, I needed a Puddles fix this morning. That is hysterical about the bird poop. Those norty birds just shouldn't do that to you.
Thanks for the kind support for Jasmine.
BOL!!!! Puddles you are so funny! But are you sure you didn't plant that poo on him?
Licks,
Ruthie
BOMBER BIRDS !! You Have BOMBER BIRDS. THAT is terrible. I can not believe that a Bird SHAT on Albert! We have NEVER had a Bomber Bird Poop on us... BUTT we BOTH admit to ROLLING in it OFTEN.
Of course Rolling in POOPS is NOT the same as being DUMPED on by a Bird. I think the WILDLIFE has ...
Taken AIM on you and Albert.
Pass me a cheeseburger through the bars ...and I will tell you a bird poop story ...chomp, chomp, burp.
So, 87 million years ago when my assistant was about 14, she was sunbathing in the backyard. She doesn't do this anymore because of the skin cancer and wrinkles, but she was young and stupid back then ...so there she was sunbathing when all of a sudden something hits her - plunk - right in the middle of her forehead, right between her eyes - that's right a bird pooped on her head. Bawhahahahahah!
Your pal, Pip
LMAO! Even the best of us get shat on a few times in life!
Hahahahaha! Yes! You must have been so excited that it happened to Albert this time and not to your pretty little self. Love the close-up. :)
BOL...BOL...BOL.....Wee's on a break fur a couple of weeks since brudder Benji left and da two new intruders moved in but me jus had to respond to dis cause it make me laugh so hard. Brudder Albert got pooped on!!! Dat's a gasser! Did him have to get a ....... {shhhhh} baf?
BOL!! He totally deserved it for laughing at you!
You got shat on 12 times?! Well I guess it's time someone else was the target. Do you think it would help if you took that bulls eye off your back mate?...hehe! Deccy x
The birds in your neighborhood have good aim, y'all are small targets..hee hee.
Wyatt
We bet the birdies were laughing and laughing all the way to their nests!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
We needed a good laugh today..hehehehhehehe we are small but the birds never poop on us here in iowa...we do have to watch that the vultures don't pick us up tho...well my robot mom worries about that...dad doesn't....have a good day!!
Stella Rose
Poor Albert! He probably didn't even feel it. He is such a good boy. Now, Puddles...don't delete this comment. I know all these comments about sweet Albert are making you gag.
FINALLY! Wow. Maybe your humans will do something about those obnoxious birds. I bet your mom could rig something up like from Steele Magnolias and get them all outta there.
Nora
Well something's working for Albert cuz he sure does have a shiney coat...Maybe it's bird doo-doo!! So glad something happened to someone OTHER that the Puddles!!
-Bart and Ruby
You must have had something to do with it... probably some sort of bird bribery, right?
Dear Puddles, I'm so tired today that I wasn't going to read any blogs at all, but then I saw yours in my sidebar and I just had to come here to get cheered up. Samson goes to the vet today, he says he's happy for your comment the other day and for you being his buddy. He says he needs all the buddies he can get right now.
Thank you for cheering us both up this morning. Samson say no bird ever pooped on him. I say how would you know with all that fur!
Dear Puddles, I'm so tired today that I wasn't going to read any blogs at all, but then I saw yours in my sidebar and I just had to come here to get cheered up. Samson goes to the vet today, he says he's happy for your comment the other day and for you being his buddy. He says he needs all the buddies he can get right now.
Thank you for cheering us both up this morning. Samson say no bird ever pooped on him. I say how would you know with all that fur!
Dear Puddles, I'm so tired today that I wasn't going to read any blogs at all, but then I saw yours in my sidebar and I just had to come here to get cheered up. Samson goes to the vet today, he says he's happy for your comment the other day and for you being his buddy. He says he needs all the buddies he can get right now.
Thank you for cheering us both up this morning. Samson say no bird ever pooped on him. I say how would you know with all that fur!
BOL! Luckily that hasn't happened to Finn...or me!
Aww Baby! You definitely are adorable and that turquoise nail colour suits you a lot.
Btw, I absolutely refuse to believe who ever claimed you were feisty!
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Higgins
Albert is gonna get alot of good luck Puddles. BOL funny. Reminds me of the latest craze of feeding laxatives to seagulls and watching the mayhem unfold on poor passers by. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
I laffed... and I laffed some more. ;)
Ha!
XoXo's
Sarah & le Weens
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Woof! Woof! Golden Hello ... good to see your sharing your blog today but YuK birdie pooped. Happy Wordless Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Hahahahahahah! Mom´s laughing so much
But I tell you a secret: also a pigeon pooped on her ... I do not know what she's laughing!
Kisses
Life can be a bit sh*t sometimes, right Albert?
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
OMD Puddles
Bwahahahahahaha. I agwee it's about time, but giwlie what's wif all those pooping biwds. Sheeesh. You might have to have somebuddy cawwy a nice pawasol ovew you when you'we outside.
Wasn't Mommi and hew fwiend funny thinking they coold just talk in my video and thought no one woold listen, hehehehehe
Smoochie kisses
Asta
Those darn birdies!!!!!!!!
Bruhaahaahaa! That was soooooooo funny! So Albert got it....
We chase all the birdies out of our yard.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Okays, Okays, I'm not ashamed to say I peed a little readin' your postie Puddles!! (I might have farted too, but I'm blamin' thats on my Ma)
I have to says, I've never been pooped on. Nope. Nevers. Birdies are just tooo scared of my barkie to even comes CLOSE to the Rubes.
(okay, it might be due to the facts that we have like 87 thousand umbrellas and like 87 thousand trees around and the poopie just can't gets to me....
Anyhu, I DO thinks it's funny thats it happened to your brudder insteads of the gawguss YOU!
Just sayin'.
Kisses,
Ruby
Oh my! Don't believe that " look up in the sky, it's a bird" line any more!
Poor Brudder Albert! hehehe
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Puddles....
Rose was pooped on my a bird once!! Because was had been lying beneath "their" bush. Serves her right!! And, being part Beagle, Rose already is a bird dog!! Guess who had to wash that nasty bird poop off? Me!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
I've never been pooped on but my human has, now that was funny.
Sheba.
BOL! Mommy is always afraid of this with our cars roof windows!!
~Mason
Well, now that you mention it ...this cell is a bit chilly. I'll take your jumpsuit and a beer!
Your jailbird pal, Pip
P.S.: Hope I don't get fired from Burger, Burger, and Bacon law firm for bad behavior ...
Puddles, you have that magnet chemistry that attracts bird poop.
It calls out Puddles hear poop on me.
Sweet William The Scot
BOL he got shitted (shatted?) on!!
Nola
Puddles,
Our mom is surprised dat we has never been SHAT on while outside cuz we has so many birds sometimes hangin' out in our trees in da yard it reminds mom of dat skerry movie...Da Birds! Yikes!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
hehehehe! you said "poop."
love,
Reuben
HAHAHAHA!! Too funny. Oh Puddles, your commentary is too much! Umm.. It must be the week for birdie stories.. I guess you read about Gracie's BAD DOG encounter with a bird.. may the poor thing RIP.
I love your laughing face on the last picture. LOL
Tee hee!!!! I didn't know that "shat" was a word! Very very funny. I hope that poor Alfred got a bath!
How funnys! I am glad the birdie did nor shat on you this time!
love
tweedles
Oh Puddles, that was so funny, I couldnt help but laugh!! Least it wasnt you!! I can say Addi and I have never been pooped on yet, well you wouldnt even notice it on addi, being all white and all. Now watch tomorrow BAM!!
wags
Jazzi and Addi
LOL...you got me laughing real good. I love that phrase...talk smack to the neighbours. Hehe, so aptly described! I am going to post about Venus soon. You always remind me of her, because she is part dachsies too and soooo cute and funny.
Sankissjuice
Ha, ha, ha - but someone has to clean Albert off. Ha, ha, ha...
Hehe... That's yucky!
Puddles
Dem sum nasty burdies.
purrs
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TeeHee, poor Albert. It seems like a bird pooping on him would dismay him.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Puddles, you got me rolling on the floor laughing...wait I am holding my sides, it hurts...hawhawhawhehe. Poor Albert, he got all pooped on. I bet they were aiming for you but you got away in time and Albert is too slow. I bet he was totally mad. Did he have to get a bath?? I have to admit, I have not been pooed on, but I do fancy a roll in bird poo, whenever I can get away with it. That is totally different thought, beclaws its by choice. If you happen to catch that bird, I will be glad to cook it up for you.
Loveys Sasha
Your estate sounds dangerous with flying poop attack birds everywhere. I have just cancelled my trip to visit you. Who needs that kind of crap? Hehehe.
Kisses,
Dexter
BOL! We love it!
~Milly and Shelby
Hehehehe, Miss Puddles, I always love it when a brother gets bird poop on him. Wish it was my brother ahahahahahaha. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
I'd better send you an umbrella, Minx.
Be safe from above!
Yours,
BOL - too funny!
Sam
But, Puddles, I do think that burd poo on your furs is supposin to bring you good luck. You might want to head butt that Albert out of the way the next time. Just sayin.
Hehehe mummys laughing at this!! Birdies are evil!!
Milo :)
7 days. it's a long time.
think about it.
nora
Ohh Poor Alberts gettin all poopified on, wee is lucki our Percy birdy neva poopies on us so wee is most sure yoo woods likes her Puddles
Lovs
Da K Krew
Bwhahahha! Oh dear oh dear...you should be a supportive sister at your brudders time of need- but yeah we would laugh our heads of too. just don't tell him that! BOL
Slobbers
Oh dear! THAT would not be good! Poor Albert....good thing he has such an understanding sister....ha ha!
Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's my biggest chuckle of the weekend! BOL BOL BOL to the birdie doodie. I bet he got a bath too! Even funnier...
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Oh, I just know you'll never let this one die! Tooooo much!
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Yes, I'm back - first, I had to see the poo on poor Albert's back... it makes me chuckle!
And second, we gave you an award - stop by to pick it up!
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Birds...well I was so embarassed a few months ago we had just Haylie at the time and we were walking along the sidewalk and a bard was sitting on the fence and swooped down and Haylie jumped up in the air (attched to her leash) and bit the bird. It was screaming and I was screaming for her to drop it and she did but ..cough the bird had already crossed over the rainbow bridge...sigh. brids and us dont get along!
haha your poor brother got bird poo on him, atleast it wasnt sweet whitney who got poo'd on.
Heh Heh Heh OMD that is too much. Poor Albert BOL!
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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