Friday, January 18, 2013

Da Heat Vent Thingy

I has no real post today cuz it has been cold and dear law da rain has
been comin' down nonstop fur DAAAAAAAYS, we has been flooded.
(Da yard is a river so I not be ables to go pee eithers...wink, wink)
But when it be all cold likes dis I likes to lay in front of da heater venty thing.
Da one dat not has no livin' thing in it.
And it just happens to be located in a most convenient place...in da kitchen below da sink.
It is right nears da fridgidaire in case I gets thirsty too.
But look what I founded in MY SPOT!
Yep, Brudder Albert done went and stoled my heat vent.
NOT GOOD!

Ya'll sees him?

Well it just ain't right cuz him has more hairs then I does.
Him not gets cold like I does.

So what's a girl to do?
Well what is a girl like me to do rathers?
I knocks him outta my ways...bwhahahahaha.
(no mum I promise I really not do dat)

Okay so I really did but nows I is all toasty warm and dat is da important thing.
And I has no idea why we has a furry green rug but it doesn compliment my furs nicely.

Puddles

59 comments:

georgia little pea said...

Oh, your greedy brudder! Good thing you showed him who's boss, That IS a very lime green rug. But at least no one will step on you, like my humans do every time I lie in the kitchen on the brown rug, right under their feet.

Have a great weekend Pudds! I hope the rain stops for you. We just had our hottest day EVA! X

Lovable Lily said...

Poor little Albert. He's getting the raw end of the stick I tell ya! Now Puddles, you gotta learn to share. Maybe for extra warmth you can snuggle up next to Albert by the vent. That just might be a good solution for one and all.

It's cold here in FL too! Right now it's 39 outside. Geez, I feel like I'm back in NY.

I hope that your rain stops soon so you can get back outside and hunt for your pee-cans.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Mr. Pip said...

There seems to be lots of sibling rivalry and theft going on today ...did you see Rosie trying to steal my deer! All of a sudden she thinks she's a lion. Maybe we ought to send Brudder Albert and Crazy Rosie on a tour of their own ...wink, wink.

Your traveling pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

Oh, and pack the cooler ...first stop of our world domination tour is at Brian's place in Greenville, North Carolina on Monday ...should we meet for a pre-tour beer and burger?

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Thanks for my morning LOL Puddles! AND I think you and PiP are scheduled to hang out with Gracie on the 3rd so I will make sure the dining room heat vent is free that day, just in case you catch a chill... Gracie usually snuggles up with blankies OR goes against house rules and digs her way under our bed covers..

The Karazy lady sure does get some great attitude shots of you... I mean.. your picture IS worth a thousand words ya know... LOL

houndstooth said...

You look lovely on the green rug! And I think you should shave Albert's fur, have it knit into a sweater and then wear it to keep warm!

Bunny

houndstooth said...

You look lovely on the green rug! And I think you should shave Albert's fur, have it knit into a sweater and then wear it to keep warm!

Bunny

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We think that green rug looks toasty warm. But anytime you need to get warm, just head to OP and you can snuggle with us - our furs will keep you very warm:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Deary Me's.....I do hope you builded an ark fur your pee-cans or dey might float away. :(

Hmmm...you gots a mean brudder too, huh? At least him don't jump on your neck (or odder pawts of you). You's da boss lady of da house....jus push hims out of da way!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

So does Blog W. try to steal your Furnace Ducky?
I think it is WRONG fur Blob A. to do that to you.
The Furnace Ducky is very much Needed by YOU beclaws you have the SHORT (butt Totally Lovely) Hairs.. and Blob A. is like Ernie and Me.. he has his own FURRY COAT...
I suggest that you BELCH in his FACE and that will get him on the move.
OR you COULD run to the door and BARK like there is a Squirrel out there... and when BOTH Blob W and Blob A rush to "HELP" you... YOU can RE Take your Furnace Duck.

Molly The Wally said...

Hey Puddles keep warm pal. It is snowing here. I am gonna make snowmen tomorrow. Shall I send you some? Makes a change from rain. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

April McLeod said...

The green rug does compliment your furs very nicely but you need to move it closer to the heating vet, fur sure!

stellaroselong said...

You had better bring warm clothes when you come visit us next friday cos it is supposed to turn cold again here in ioway! I also lay on the vent by the frig...so far maggie hasn't noticed...did you know she went on my blog and asked all these boys for dates for the valentine ball!!!
stella rose

Sam and Pippen said...

Is that a green rug? I thought your mom didn't like any colour except white... what exactly is going on in your house???

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

Your fur just GLOWS against that lovely rug, Puddles! It must've been put there just for you.

jen said...

Poor, poor Albert. Always getting shafted:) I love the green rug, it looks so cozy!

Gloria Hood said...

Oh yeah! That green rug is just perfect for you! BOL!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P!
We think that color green highlights the color in your fur. You look marvelous together.

Poor Albert needs to find his own register so he can stay warm.

Have an awesome week end.
Love
Grady, Leo and Mom

Oz the Terrier said...

The dogs with the lots of furs need to MOVE OVER for the dog with the little furs! It is only fair. And you are correct, the silly green, furry rug does compliment your furs nicely.

Have a great weekend!

Brian said...

You two really do look great on that green rug! See ya on Monday!!!

The Websters said...

Maybe we could start collecting my hairs and you could have a Nora fur rug instead. I'm sure it would keep you warmer than that green one and it would look nicely with your red.

Anyway...I stay far away from those heat thingys...except I'd love to come and see what's alive in the one at your house.

Nora

GOOSE said...

The green rug does bring out your furs ina beautiful way. At first I thought the green thing was the monster in the vent that you deaded. Can't wait for you and Mr. PIP to stop by my place on the TOUR. My MOM will be doing something called Jury Duty when you come. But she knows how important this is to PIP and she said she would leave me the keys to the Blazer so we can go to all sorts of places. Woo Hoo are we going to have a great time. When MOM's a way and Puddles and Pip are on there way we will play and play, and drink and eat and maybe even do donuts in Blazer in my back yard. Can't wait.
Blessings,
Goose

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES...we are late. IT is mom's fault. You know it was Panera day for the peeps. She said they walked for an hour, then the went to the T-mobile store, yada yada yada!! I think she confused me with someone who cared!!

MOL Puddles that is too funny Toto, RIP, love the vent in the kitchen too...but thankfully he didn't have competition. That day glow green rug made me see spots. Jumpin' Catfish girl (to quote Stacy on what not to wear) it does make your red furs pop.
Hugs your BFFF Madi

rottrover said...

Well duh... of course you just MOVED your brudder. I AM on the toasty dog bed right next to mom's chair, while Bart is laying in the hall right by the door to mom's office a whole 4 feet away. HA!!! Girlz rule!!

-Ruby

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Poor Albert. As if! Hah!
We think the green fluffy little rug thingie goes really well with your furs, Puddles.

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

You look very cute on that green rug but poor Albert!

We have a little award for you!

http://myminipetpig.com/2013/01/this-little-piggy-who-got-another-award-isnt-staying-home-alone/

Marg said...

Hi Puddles. we have built an ark so we can go outside. We have a very large pond now. Listen, Puddles, you are coming over here with Pip near the end of Jan. We didn't think it was ever going to stop raining either. Take care and stay warm.

Elyse and Riley said...

Please tell us that your girl picked out that rug and NOT your Mum...! ;)

Tell fat Albert (don't think he's fat, just fluffy...) to get out of YOUR spot!!! How are you ever going to keep warm with his butt in the way? Just lie on top of him!!

We have snow here today and it hardly ever snows here...so we are cold too. We have been having all the rain too the last few days. It seems like we should build an ark and pile all of our blog furiends on! You can be first mate!!

Elyse and Riley

scotsmad said...

We noticed that Whitney didn't even try to steal YOUR vent. Sometimes you just have to be assertive and take what's yours.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You look very warm and cosy and can fantasise you are in England - where the rain never stops - except for freezing cold snow and icy wind, ahhh.
Now you've got Mum the animal loving, pacifist, vegetarian worried that your inhabitant of the air vent is slowly starving to death and Dog knows, she worries enough about everything else - please put her out of her misery and tell her it has a way out and only comes in to see you and get a warm :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well Puddles, when your favortie vent is otherwise occupied, we thinkyou should go curl up in a blanket. Meowm said that is what Roo, the doxie her family had, would do.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

The green furry thing sets off your eyes brilliantly. As for pushy siblings, well, let's just say that I will generally give up my spot to my nudge of a sister. Unless it is my spot next to Mom. And then the Hippobottomus just has to sulk. Maybe I should study your techniques more so I don't give in to the nudge so much...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Puddles there is nothing worse than rain and wet feets. We hope you are your stuffie are staying warm
Benny & Lily

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi Puddles!
Thanks for giving us'uns some positive vibes about the blogville dating realm. Wesa asked our furiend Archie, who's mama is Auntie Melissa, and he is too shy to ask...and then loverboy Ernie still hasn't gotten his tail out of a not to ask Mimi...so wesa stuck right now.
BTW--Wesa loves Pip and would love to do something with hims on his Bucket List, but we live in the middle of nowheres with little or nothing exciting to do's. Whatcha think we should do???
Much Luvums,
Gracie Lynn & Mimi Roo
&
George, Toby, & Lily (the one's with dates)

Mollie said...

Hay Puddles, fank'z for popping by. Wez got blizzardie snow in the UK but I will'z get to play in it'z tomorrow I hope'z :) let'z be furiend'z :) I'z put ya on mez buddie lizt. If ya like'z chazing Kittie'z..Alfie iz alway'z available'z..Bawahhaaaawa xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

JacksDad said...

Green rug, huh? Interesting :)

liparifam said...

Puddles, you are just soooo photogenic - I could look at pictures of you all day!

GizmoGeodog said...

Hi Puddles...I'm new here...Came over from Molly the Wally's bloggie to say hi and we'll be coming back to read more *snoogles*

What Remains Now said...

I agree...you look fabulous on the green rug. Very Austin Powers.

harrispen said...

I can't believe that your super furry brother would hog the heater vent from you. I guess if he wouldn't move you could just snuggle up close next to him and share the vent.

Millie

Nola said...

Perfect spot!
Nola

Jazzi said...

Yah, you need the heat more than he does!! ANd yes, it does compliment you very well. Love your great looks!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, we call that "the hot and cold" and you totally deserve to be there with your short furs. Albert can go and find himself another one. The green rug is very becoming to your furs, it is almost glowing alien looking. Is Albert an alien??? I hope all your peecans don't float away out there cause then you would have to find something else to eat and puke up. I am so excited for you and Pip to visit me on your tour. I will be teaching you both how to make homemade pizza. If we start drinking beers I don't know how much pizza we will make, but it will be fun.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. I didn't ask my Mommy but if you both just show up, she won't be able to say no

Mitch and Molly said...

Albert should have been a gentleman and gladly given up his spot to you, Puddles. You do have less furs!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Kaunis Nelli said...

I wish I had a heat vent! We had -32 degrees celcius this morning.... that is about -25 fahrenheit according to a converter thingy in da net. I peed outside, ran home and you know did the other thing inside :)

Dexter said...

The color on that green thing is alarming.

I have no problem with you knocking the fuzz butt off the vent. A girl needs to maintain her body heat, right?

Kisses,
Dexter

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, my Mom used to have a doxie that liked to lay on top of those thingies until her fur burned! No lie, you could smell smokin doxie fur. BWAR HAR HAR Glad you got your spot back. That green fluff looks warm too! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mollie said...

Hay Puddles doez brudder Albert want to take the bootiful Nola to the valentines ball :) Pop over and check her out :) xx00xx

Ruby said...

Hey Puddles!! What up gurl??!! Oh, I has missed you since I've been interweb free for the last few days! OMD! I have never heard SO MANY naughty words comin' outs my Ma's mouth in my LIFE!! (wells, there was that time I chewed her favorite shoes....)
Anyhu, you know whats you do with your heat-greedy brudder? You PEE on him!! Yups, you'll see the Greyhounds in him come out in seconds I tell ya! Thens, you gets not only the heater vents to yourselfs, butts that FABULOUS 70's inspired rug!! (BTW: Ma just LOVES that rugs!!)
Okays, all this talk of peein', nows I gots to go....
Kisses,
Ruby

Roo said...

BOL! I luv your furry green rug! :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Chicco said...

Love your green rug, you're so lovely!
Have a nice sunday.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Shelle Pennington said...

You'd think with all that furs on him and your sissy that he'd not need the heater vent thing.

I mean, look at you! Your mom lets you run around nekkid in the wintertimes! You need all the heater vents and lime green rugs you can find! Perhaps you can talk to Reuben and get his caveman sweater to wear until April.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Sweet William The Scot said...

Albert makes it all nice and warm and then you steals his spot. One of these days and I say one of these days Albert might just rip that funky rug right out from under you then where will you be.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, brothers must be kept in their places for sure. I'm sure there was plenty of hot air behind you if he wanted to get warm. Er, hang on, that sounds like we're talking about far... er, we'd better stop here so we don't get ourselves in trouble. Enjoy your heat sweetie pie. Love your fluffy rug too!
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi Puddles!
Wesa like the color green, but on a carpet...wesa not so sure...unless it is more of a blankie to keep you warm...then wesa like it.
Anywhos...wesa wanted to pop on by and let you know to see the awardy we are giving to you on our bloggy tomorrow.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

KB said...

That green rug sure does complement your furs! You are hawt, girl, in more than one way.

Can't you share with your brother Albert? Just a thought but I'm sure it's not possible in the Puddles World!

Fabulous photos, BTW.

Wyatt said...

You do look lovely in green, brings out your eyes!

Wyatt

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I can't wait to have you come to my house of miwwows
smoochie kisses
ASTA

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