My Near Death Experience by Me

Most of ya'll already knows bouts my near death experience on Friday.

But I is gonna tells ya'll again just in case ya'll not knows what happened to me and I thoughted everybuddy should knows how dangerous it is to be me...hehehe.

I promise to keeps it short and sweet.

Okays, da kerazy Lady drugged me withs Benadryl so I could has my yearly shots 

cuz I has a history of allergic reactions to them and then hers tooked me to da Vet.
Da Vet Man gaves me my shots.

Howevers, da vet man did not gives me da Lepto shot cuz he said dat be what most dogs
be allergic too so it wasn't worth takin' da chance.
Then I went home.

I get home and I was on da couch and mum hearded me flappin' my ears.
Then her started cussin' cuz her knews without even seein' me dat I was havin'
an allergic reaction.

RE ENACTMENT FOTO

And it was very obvious Brudder and Sissy was worried sick bouts me.
Can't you tells?

They was just beside theirselves.

So mum very calmly called da vet (they be on speed dial) to tells them I was havin' a reaction and they tolded hers to bring me back in. Mum whisked me away to da vet wheres they gaves me a shot of Benadryl and Dexmthemasone. Then I had to wait until they cleared me to go home...it felted like eternity cuz I was bored outta my mind....there was nuttin to do theres.

Then at home I was doin' my thing, you knows...
...sittin' by da heat vent waiting to pounce on da vermin in theres...
...which I thinks could possibly be Bigfoot.

So then about four hours later mum went to gets My Girl from school with da intentions
of takin' me with her so I wouldn't be alone but her was runnin' late and furgtotted me.

When mum and da Girl gotted home, panick struck when they seen me cuz I had hives all overs my beautiful self AND da worstest part was my muzzle was swollen which is a REALLY bad sign.
Dis was some serious shit goin' on.
And lemme tells ya'll my hair looked atrocious from da hives. My hair was goin' all sorts of ways, some was goin' to da left and some to da right and some I has no idea what they was doin'...
...pathetic I tells you.
Again, mum called da vet and hers had to take me back in.
It was beginining to be kinda monotonous if you asks me.

When I gotted to da Vet they took me straight back and da vet man was purty shocked
when he seened me...but not surprised it happened to me...hehehe.
He gaves me anudder shot of da Benadryl and Dexamthasone.
And I was like "OH MY DOG, are you kiddin' me...dat makes 6 shots in one day!"
So we waited again until it was safe to go back home.

They sent me home withs Dexamethasone in pill form to be on da safe side.
And he tolded mum to calls hom at home to let him knows how I was through da day
( got his home number on speed dial too).

By da time I gotted home my eyes was REALLY heavy and I was seein' two of everything.
I won't even mention my doped up walk...hehehehe.

And even though I was two sheets to da wind withs all them drugs when I gotted home I still went Heat Vent Huntin'.
What can I say udder than  I can't be brought down.

Okays so dat wasn't exactly a short post...my bad.
Only  I, Puddles could has two severe allergic reactions in one day even WITHS da proper precautions...
...and da lack of da Lepto shot!
But I am invincible!

Next year they will up da Benadryl dosage and split da shots up.


Thank you to everybuddy furs thinkin' bouts me and fur da well wishes.
I does very much appreciate it.

Puddles...INVINCIBLE