Monday, March 18, 2013

A Package from Stella Rose and Maggie

Last week I gotted a package in da mail from Stella Rose and Maggie
I is Maggie's mentor and role model. 
Why is ya'll laughin'?
Yea, I nevers thoughted I would be a role model eithers...hehehehe.

 Now come with me and I shows you what I gotted.

 I gots da most wonderful stanky tuna treats on earth.
(all da kittehs gonna be hatein')
Fur some reason Mum holds her nose when her opens da bag

Then there was anudder package too.
My Girl helped me open it withs a pair of scissors we founded.
 (nosey brudder in left corner)

 Hers took furevers.

 "dear lawd has mercy I wished you would hurry up kid"

Finally afters 87 minutes later I gotted to stick my nose in da bag.

OMD...OMD...it's a wobble thingamajig!!!!!!!!
 I very gently tooks it from My Girl

 "Ooooops he fall"

Nows when I gotted off da table from my fotoshoot I gots my beaver thing and I tooks off
runnin' full speed through da house and there happened to be a wall in my way.
Well guess what?
I slammed right into it!
Yep, I did but no worries cuz I has a hard head so I not gets hurt.
I thinks there may be a hole in da wall nows though...hehehe

Thank you Stella Rose and Maggie fur thinkin' of me and sendin' me such
awesome stuffs.
And mum really thanks you fur da tuna snacks, her loves it when I burps in her face
afters I eats 'em. I knows dats why her eyeballs rolled in da back of her head.

Oh I almost furgotted...
yesterday was Brudder Albert's birfday.
He is 11 years old now.

Happy Birfday Brudder!
ahem...I...I...lo....I loves you!

Puddles....Queen of Merriment and Mayhem

48 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

Dearest Queen Puddles Queen of Merriment and Mayhem...aka PQoMaM,
First off good to see BUT where is your crown? HAPPY 11TH ALBERT I didn't realize we were the same age.
Second from what I can see your girl has gorgeous furs just like you.
Third where in the creation did you and your girl find those scissors? They look like something from the garden shed. Holy Moley I know your Mum melted the others so maybe
your dad has her on restriction.
Fourth that is one dag gone cute pressie.
I am about through
Lastly WTG Stella and Maggie's Mom
tuna is most delicious. Puddles tell you might need to take invest in some Tic Tacs.
That is it I'm done!!
Hugs madi your BFFF

gyeong said...

Only thing better than yummy stinky treats is the after burps. The beaver thing was worth the wait. Happy Bday brother Albert.

Elyse and Riley said...

Puddles!! What great pressies you got in the mail! Happy belated birthday to Brudder Albert. He's an old man now for sure. Today is Riley's birthday!! :) She's only 4 though.

That beer and Cheetos are coming right up!

Elyse and Riley the Birthday Girl

houndstooth said...

Happy Birthday, Albert! May you have many happy returns!

That is one heck of a package you got there. Perhaps someone should send you a football helmet instead of a crown, though...

Bunny

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

What a fun package! Always good to get presents in the mail. Happy Birthday to Brudder Albert!

Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Mr. Pip said...

Happy birthday, Brother Albert!!! Maybe the Queen will share her tuna treats with you!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HAPPY HAPPY YAPPY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOU ALBERT. WE hope that you had a wonderful day. WE know that your mum did NOT bake a cake fur you, butt we hope that SOMEONE at least BOUGHT one fur you. And gave you tons of treats and toys and fun.

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahaha you ran into a wall ....oh that's funny stuff. Bawhahahahaha. My assistant does stuff like this all the time

Your pal, pip

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY Puddles THAT is an amazing pressie package that you got. Love the Rollie Pollie guy. We have never seen anythingy like that before.
We think it will be tons of fun to play with.

Oz the Terrier said...

Well, Happy Birthday to brother Albert. I am sure you were very excited to celebrate his birthday, Puddles.

I love all the stuffs you got in your packages. Stinky treats are the bestest.

Now, what about that hole in the wall?!?

Molly The Wally said...

Hey Puddles what a pawsome gift. Bet mum loves your fishy burbs. A big Happy Birthday to Albert. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Casey said...

Oh boy, what fun pressies! That wobbler thingamajig looks pawsome.

Happy birthday, Brudder Albert!

Jazzi said...

what a fun gift and we laughed when you hit the wall...sorry...couldnt help it!! bol
happy birthday albert!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Sam said...

Happy birthday Albert. What did Albert get for his birthday? Puddles - ha, ha :)

The Websters said...

The one pic where Albert was being nosy I was all, "WOAH! ALBERT IS SO TALL!" Then I realized he must be on a chair or something.

Stinky treats are absolutely the best. That's a really good gift.

Nora

harrispen said...

Happy birthday, Brother Albert! What a great pressie package you got Puddles. I hope since it was brother's birthday that you shared some of the treats with him.

Millie

GOOSE said...

All mom's love a good tuna burp in the face. You are just so darn thoughtful. That is some awesome package you got there. I bet the beaver can help you find some great sticks. I should get a beaver partner. We would be unstoppable! Happy Birthday to the Brudder.
Blessings,
Goose

Amber DaWeenie said...

WooHoo.....what fun stuffs! Was you tryin to make yourself a doggie door to da yard wit your head-buttin skills? Hope Your Girl picked up those scissors. I'd hate to see da mayhem you'd cause with those...maybe give Albert a haircut??

And..speakin of da Blob...Hap-Pee Burpday, Albert! (Eat lots of tuna)

Mollie said...

Happy Birthday Brudder Albert, you look so cute puddles and what a fab pawesent :) Can ya come vote for me..I could win a prize, times running out xxxx00xxx

Mollie and Alfie

Inger said...

Happy Birthday, Brudder Albert, you are one handsome dog! And you must be very patient too, with all the goings on at your house. Puddles, you are so cute with your presents, so exited, aren't you? It's always so much fun to come here and read about your adventures.

Patrice and Higgins said...

Queen Puddles Queen of Merriment and Mayhem...BOL BOL BOL!! Love it! Anyhoos, nice gifts!!

~Higgins

What Remains Now said...

There ain't nothin' better in the world than stinky stuff, according to Freedom, Casper & Nikki. Stuffies is good too.

Happy Birthday, Albert! You look SO HANDSOME.

Susie and Sidebite said...

OMD puddles, you forgts Alberts Barkday, Shame on you.

HAPPY BARKDY ALBERT, we love ya, not sure about Puddles though

Now about that model thingy, ahhhh, role model? yes a model, just sure what type.

Lastly thats what happens when you run in the house with a big toy in your month, hope the house is OK

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Piappies World said...

Hello there Queen Puddles of Merriment and Mayhem,

Those are really pawesome presents. Would you consider giving them... or sharing them with Albert?

We sure think you got some cool celebrations of Albert's barkday... right? hmmm... Puddles?

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Happy Birthday dear Albert, hope you had a great 11th!
Wow, those are some great things in your pressies - you are one lucky stinky-breathd girl :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Loving Max said...

Happy birthday Albert!!! What a stunner you are! Puddles, don't you just hate it when the walls get in the way?! Great gifts ya got!!

Brian said...

That is sure a nice gift Puddles, especially since you finally got it opened! Happy Birthday Albert!

Corbin said...

Um, I do hope you have learned to treat your stuffies with the up-most respect. You know, if you don't, they come haunting you in the night. Just saying, you should be nice to the stuffies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT!!!
-Corbin
PS. The momma had a dream you ate my stuffie nose.

scotsmad said...

Happy Birthday, Albert....late because Puddles didn't let us know.

Great presents. We LOVE fish jerky, so the tuna sounds fan-bloody-tastic to us.

You're looking better, Puddles, back to your usual sassy self.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Marg said...

Puddles, that is a most wonderful package. You are one lucky pooch to get such a nice present. And we sure want to wish Brother Albert a very late Happy Birthday. Have a great week.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, grreat surprise to get those tuna tasties. It does sound like your mum loved the smell of them. Maybe you could get her some tuna smelling perfume! Happy Birthday to your brother Albert. We hope he got spoilt. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

stellaroselong said...

Well now we feels bad cos we didn't know its was alberts birthday and of course sharing is probably out of the question....we are real glad those treats are extra stinky mom said something about payback whatever that means, and she said as far as the hole in the wall, well ours is still bigger...we hopes it helps you eat more!!
maggie and stella rose

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Birthdays Albert!
love
tweedles

Idaho PugRanch said...

Happy Birthday Albert!!
Maybe Puddles will share?? some stinky fish with you.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Mitch and Molly said...

That wobble thingamajig looks like fun, Puddles!
Happy Birthday, Albert!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Sam and Pippen said...

We noticed that your girl left those scissors in an open position right next to you! We are surprised that you didn't grab those and run willy-nilly through the house!

Sam and Pippen

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday to your brudder, Puddles. He looks great for his age.

Nice pressie too.

We sure hope your Mom's elbow is OK, she sure has had more than enough trouble with it.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

rottrover said...

That is a gorgeous picture of Brudder Albert! Don't share your treats with him though. You'll have to smell his stanky breaff. Now, take care of your mum, OK...We know your're a nurse!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Two French Bulldogs said...

Happy Brthday to te bar udder. Steal the stuffie
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Puddles, you KNOW that turning off the comments on a post won't stop me! Take good care of your human. I hear elbows are important! Don't sweat the comments!

Bunny

chicamom85 said...

Puddles my girl, you really scored! Food and a toy, woooooooohoooooo. I like these salmon snacks and Mommy does the same thing, she sticks her face inside her shirt when she opens the bag. What is the big deal??? That toy looks pretty cool, but could you please try not to slam into the wall?? I can't stand when anything happens to you. Happy Birthday to Albert

Loveys Sasha

Posie said...

Hey Puddles, how is ya?! Long tiyme no speek! Furshly, I hoppe yoor mummers elboww ees ok, seesh, sownds sorre! Tell her to eese owf da typin furr a bitt iff ees too sorre!! Annd hoppe alberto had a good tiyme own his birfday! N yoo is lookin pretty as evirr ma furrend!!! Love n likkers, pdorg xxoxx

Ruby said...

OMD Gurl!! I can't believes I missed this fun-filled postie!!
Look at all that loot! I LOVES stinky treaties! I don't knows why the peeps thinks they are gross, the stinkier ~ the better, I always say!! BOL
Geesh Puds, that wobbily toy is almost as big as you! Thou, somehows I don't think that would be a problem for yous!! hehehe
Ya know, I wish I could say I am surprised you puts a hole in the wall, butts I'm not. Nope. (ya know I did that once!! hehehe) Ma was all kinds of mad. BOL
Okays, Ma just read your Moms postie abouts her bangin' her elbows again!! Oh. My. Dog.!!! Whats we gonna do abouts her?? I think you should wrap hers in bubble wrap. See if that helps. Or we can always look into one of those bubble thingies...
Anyhu, I knows your Moms isn't gonna be able to postie for a while, so I'm gonna send her some POTP thoughts, and maybe some good drugs. I thinks Ma has some. Shhh, don't let her know I know....
Ooops, she's comin'!
Gotta Go!
Kisses,
Ruby

Shelle Pennington said...

I love your pressies!!!! :) And happy belated birthday to Brother Albert! :)

Kaunis Nelli said...

Hi Puddles, I hope your head is not aching.

And Happy Birthday Albert (I'm late as usual....)

Roo said...

Happy Birthday Albert! :D

Great wobble toy you got Puddles - careful it doesn't bap ya in the head too much ;P

Sorry to hear about your Mom's elbow. Owie. Hope the docs can fix her up so it's good as new :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Pippa Sheltie said...

Haha! how lucky you are! Those toys and treats are gonna be great fun for you!
I am following your bloggy, can't wait to see these next funny posts!
Pippa :)

Declan said...

Geez girl you can cause some trouble when I take my eye off you! You take care of your Mum....if only so she can continue to open your beer. Deccy x