Monday, March 4, 2013

Makin' Fun of Mum on Monday

Furst I just wanna say thanks fur all your thoughts and stuffs bouts my
mum's uncle passin' away. Second, da bloggie was neglected due to some
udder personal issues dat had to be dealt withs and so I hasn't been around.
It has to do withs My Girl and bullies, thought I was gonna has to turn all redneck
but, mum said I couldn't...bummer.
I guess ya'll really don't wanna knows all da details.

Anyways I finally gotted to use dat title furs my post...YAY!!!!!!
Ya'll likes it?
Well lemme tells you what mum did.

 I must stretch furst.

Only cuz I has no new fotos AGAIN, dis is gettin' obsurd.
Anyways, ya'll knows mum is not a cooker...her really sucks at it to be honest.
(which is weird bein' a southerner)
Howevers, da Girl wanted some fishie sticks.
I mean seriously, how HARD is it to cook FROZEN fishie sticks?
Apparently it is hard fur some hoomans.

But mum must has been on a cookin' frenzy cuz not only did hers cook fishie sticks...
her also cooked.....

 yes sirre bob, her cooked da scissors.

And while I is makin' fun of hers I tooks da liberty of biggifyin' it cuz it's too freakin' funny NOT too.

 And heres da rest of da scissors.
Well it's da finger part...WAS da finger part.

And today Pip and me will be at Milo's in England.
We is really likin' dat country...we should be ambassadors.
I not think his post is up yet so you'll has to check thorough da day.



Madi and Mom said...

Morning my sweet and beautiful friend Puddles D. Rainwater you were missed and NOT forgotten.

We are so sorry about bullies...hey here is an idea..maybe your mom should cook a meal for them!!

Mom was actually expecting to see blackened fishie sticks not scissors.
MOL MOL MOL How in the world did they get in the oven? Note to Mom: when you cut open the fishie stick box put the scissors away before you do any thing else.
Hugs Madi your BFFF and let me know if you need me to for a tush kicking bullie posse.

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz wanna join with Madi in that tush kicking bullie posse - we r so sorry your gitl wuz bullied-
thoze bulliez r just so not cool.

We r glad u told us thoze were scizzorz - our mom just wuzn't shure an'kept starin'at'em, mumblin'r thoze what I think they iz? Bet it didn't smell tue good in your
house - cuz of the scizzorz gettin'baked, NOT any other reezon.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahahaaa! I thought was the only one ...we have a whole drawer full of spoons and cooking utensils that have been cooked/melted/broiled, etc. Bawahahahhahaaa!

OK, and I made a bit of a wrong turn (half way around the globe) this morning, but headed to jolly old England now ...

Bobbi and Gracie said...

I am so sorry I missed that post.. please tell your mum I am so very sorry.. Thoughts and prayers are with the family...

Cooked Scissors?? LOL!!! Oh Puddles... I think you're mum deserves a much needed vacation in.. say... Hawaii or somewhere tropical..

This bullying thing makes me so mad! Kids can be so cruel... I hope your mum took care of it.. And now... for that tropical vacation...

What Remains Now said...

Those look like fishie scissors. Hope things start looking up for you all. Let us know if you need anyone else for the posse.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we are sorry, we didn't know about Mom's uncle. Please tell her how sorry we are. Our Person can be so behind on things sometimes.
Now those scissors are hysterical. Bet that was a mess to clean up. See you in England.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I wonder what that Bully would think if he was suddenly confronted by all of your furends... The PUDDLES POSSE fur BULLY BASHING ??? BET that would stop him from messin with your gurrrrrl...INSTANTLY!

Now about this scissor cookering thingy... I guess we can now add SEWING to the list of stuffs your mum will NOT be doing.

Jazzi said...

OH Puddles, that was so funny bout the scissors!!! BOL Make sure you stay away from her baking next time so you wont get cooked!!
Sorry bout those bullies, you might have to regulate on the ya know??

Jazzi and Addi

Molly The Wally said...

Yikes mum scissors are in meltdown. We gonna come over and bite those bullies in the ankles and the butt. You just tell us where they are. I am gonna sink my teeth in real hard and then set the Queens' Corgis on to them. Huh we will show em. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Berts Blog said...

Good morning Miss Puddles. First let me say that I love the pictures of your stretching.. They make me and My Vickie smile, secondly, I know your pain with your mom and cooken. My Vickie is the worst cook ever, but I gotta say, she has never cooked siccors before.

did the house smell bag after she was done cooking....Please tell me she didn't do that in the microwave


stellaroselong said...

Do you think your mom and my mom are related cos you know how they are with the cooking, sewing, crafting and well just about everything... they can't do...that was a rather interesting sculpture those scissors so maybe your mom should attend sculpting cos i think there is big bucks in that ...think of all the extra treat monies.
We don't like bully's at all..sometimes I call mags a bully cos she torments me relentlessly.
Maggie was going to do a post about you today so i am glad you are back...she has missed you.
stella rose

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Sorry to hear about your Mom's loss, and the bullying (we can do an impressive Jaws of Doom, if that will help deal with any bullying). The scissors on the other hand, well, we have to say, your Mom has really outdone herself. How do scissors REMOTELY look like fish sticks? *sigh* When our Mom was a pup her Granny gave her a cookbook with pictures, showing what things were supposed to look like at each step. Since Mom is a fairly decent cook now, we can only assume the picture book helped her. Maybe you can find something like that for your Mom. :-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Asta said...

Dawling Puddles
Scissows? I thout it was a new kind of cawwot, hehehe. Guess I shoold have wown glasses
I think yoow Mom cooked it to just the wight consistancy, hehehehehe

As faw as bullys. Let us at em...i'm wif Fwankie. Can you see us all gahtewed to give them a "talking to"?
Give youw Mom and sissie some of my smoochies to make them bettew

Katie said...

Puddles, we hope your mom is doing okay. It's never easy and we are sure you are keeping your family great company...and providing some entertainment! Those scissors sure are well, cooked!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Casey said...

BOL! Your momma cooked the skissors?! Even my momma's never done that! OMD. Thanks for a grreat laugh.

PeeS: I like your new header, but where's the pic of your gawjuss self?!

houndstooth said...

Maybe if you add a little salt, the scissors won't taste so bad! Hee hee! I hope that your family is doing better after losing your uncle. I sure have missed you!


P.S. At least the fish sticks turned out okay! Right?

GOOSE said...

Bullies!!! Listen her Miss Puddles if you need any help with them you just let me know. I know how to set them straight. But of course I know that if your MOM fed them something that would end it all.
OK OK when you said she was going to cook fishie sticks and I saw the picture I thought she cooked a little squid! Seriously it looks like a squid. How did this happen? I am worried about you all. I mean what do you eat? OK OK I just can't get the squid image out of my head. I need to go rest. I hope I don't dream about squids. They are scary.

harrispen said...

Hey Puddles, my mom said she thought the scissors looked like a squid. Sorry to hear about those bullies, but if you need me I'm in on the butt kicking posse.


The Furries of Whisppy said...

Good golly. How on earth did the scissor end up that way?
Maybe your Mom could invite those bullies over and offer to cook for them...BOL BOL BOL!

Shelle Pennington said...

Hers is Southern and cannot cook? Seriously, I bet she has to have been adopted from the north... cause she should be Paula Deen'ing all around the place.

Scissors? Your mom baked scissors?
That is the funniest thing EVER.

I hope you and Pip are getting lots and lots of good food on your travels, cause you need it, I'm thinking!!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, that is too, too funny! However did she manage to cook the scissors? And why was she using scissors to cook fish sticks?

We hope all is well with your girl.

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD....Your Momma needs to get togedder wit my Daddy. Him cooked a whole set of purrty pink plastic dishes on da.....BBQ grill! Yes! Mom gave him da plates wit baked po-ta-toes on dem and said...put dese on da grill. And.....him did. Plates and all. We was pickin pink plastic out of da grill fur years afterward.

Kaunis Nelli said...

I bet your mom had invited Jaws (you know, from James Bond) for dinner! Who else could eat cooked scissors...

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

BOL, we thought those scissors were some weird shrimp thing when we saw them!
Hope your sweet girl got her fish-sticks and she is okay, the Chi mafia will be round if she isn't!
That's some good stretching there Puddles.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

scotsmad said...

Sorry, we're rollin' on the floor guffawing! SHE does stuff like that, but we can never get the camera. Fish stick--called Fish finger--in Oz with a side order of scissor fingers! Bwahaahaahaa!

You tell Blogville who's bullying your girl and we'll send a batalion of pit bulls! Or raging scotties...we can be pretty mean.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

We're heartbroken about Remington.

Mitch and Molly said...

Those must be considered well-done scissors!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Brian said...

Well I sure didn't know you could cook those things!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Were the scissors tasty?

georgia little pea said...

Puddles, Are you kidding me? I thought those were melted carrots though that would be impossible. How on earth?! No, no, don't tell me. She probably fell asleep.

What's this about your girl and bullies? Very disturbing. I hope she's alright and your mama gives them hell. Please give her a good lick for me X

KB said...

You make me laugh every single time I visit, Puddles. Your mum is so funny. I like your title - perhaps you could use it weekly?

The scissors are hysterical.