Monday, March 11, 2013

Monday Foodables

Happy Monday Everybuddy!

So ya'll remembers last week when I was diagnosed withs a
rare debilitating disease and dat makes me constantly hungry?
Wells my mentor and most wonderful furiends Frankie and Ernie
sent me a little care package...
WITH FOODABLES!

See right there....it say from Frankie Furter.
They really ought to gets a new stamp with Ernie's name on it to.
Unless Frankie just don't want to.
Anyways, the sent....
....DEER JERKY!!!!!
(thumb not included)
They sent some furs da blobs too so I hads to share...bleh!
"Woman GIVE ME DA DEER JERKY"

I has nevers had dis stuff befores but OMD was it evers da most delish stuffs.
I will has to be on a da lookout nows fur a deer.

They also sent me dis treat jar CONtainer doohickey thing.
 See, there be a hole in it and you puts foodables in it.
Then I has to gets da food out.
It keeps be from gorgin' on my food.
At first I not knows what da heck to do withs it.
WTF?

But believe me, I gotted it all figured out within seconds.
Then it became a CANtainer....bwhahahahahaha!
Oh I cracks myself up.
 Yep, dis is where da foods come out.
Alls I has to do is roll it on da hole side and VOILA...I gets food.
TOO EASY!

 Of course until it gets stuck under da dishwasher.

 Got dat figured out too.


I LOVES DIS THING!
And mum really enjoys da clonkin' and bangin' noise it makes
when I smash it into da walls.

Mum gives dis to me in da afternoon while brudder and sissy is outside.
And I also thought ya'll should knows dat I is slowly gainin' some weight back.
I gets fed three times a day now and my food is bein' mixed withs puppy food now.

Frankie and Ernie also sent dis deer antler but I wasn't too interested in it.
Kerazy right?
I was more interested in da deer jerky.
Howevers, Brudder Albert REALLY took  to da antler.
Him also has mud caked on his nails...just thoughted I would point dat out.

Anyways...
...I wanted it back when I saw him with it.

Thank you Frankie and Ernie fur da fabulous stuffs ya'll sent to me.
Nows, can I place an order fur 87 pounds of deer jerky?
Good thing I won't has to use your credit card for it.
Seriously though, you don't know how much dis container has helped withs my eatin;.
THANK YOU!

Puddles

64 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

OMDoxies Deer Jerky and enough for everyone!! WooHoo I'm surprised to didn't take part of the thumb with the first bite. MOL MOL MOL when my crazy mom first saw your treat jar and the hangy dangy thing on it she thought it was a squirrel tail and the rest of the squirrel was in the jar. At least your Mum will always know where you are with banging and clanking.
Puddles I do declare I can tell you have put on a few ounces. Keep it up.
Hugs your BFFF
Madi

finnhoward said...

OMD that deer jerky looks delicious! I bet your Momma just LOVES that noise from the rolly thingy into the walls. hehehe!

georgia little pea said...

That deer jerky looks amazing! Do you know The Typist got Cushion to ask Dr Dog if maybe I had the same sickie you do, Pudds? He said I was just eating too much rubbish. Can you believe that? I really want some of that deer jerky.

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Wow, we really have to get one of those for Cocco! What a nice package!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

What Remains Now said...

Those are awesome foodables! I'm glad you're putting on a little weight. I imagine that puppy food is pretty yummy too.

Marg said...

Wow, that was so nice of Franky and Ernie to send you all those nice things. That container that lets the food out is just perfect for you Puddles.And that Deer Jerky looks so yummy. We sure are glad you are starting to put weight on. Hope you have a great Monday.

houndstooth said...

We all love deer jerky here, even the humans! You are one lucky girl.

But, um, is that jar really one of those cups that people pee in when they go to see a human vet? I wouldn't put it past Frankie to send you a pee cup to eat out of! Just sayin'!

Bunny

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We are soooooo glad that the treat dispenser thingy is helpin you not to WOLF your foods down. WE think it is really FUN to play with our treat dispenser thingys.

We are also glad that you all liked the Deer Jerky.

Albert will share the antler with you and Whitney... SOMETIMES.

Amber DaWeenie said...

My one and only Puddles.....now you gots to look out fur da deers so you can deadin one to bring some of dat dere Jerky stuff to our next pawty!

stellaroselong said...

Oh yeah..oh yeah...we loves deer hamburger, deer meatloaf, deer jerky, deer steak, deer...well you get the picture.....have you got our surprize yet that we sent you to help you feel better?
maggie and stella rose

Mr. Pip said...

Oh, that deer jerky is good stuff!! I have a little bit of mine left, too. And about that treat jar, if it gives you problems just back over it with the car. That should take care of that ...bawhahahahaha

Your pal, Pip

Casey said...

Oooh, that deer jerky looks so yummy! And what a pawsome container. You gets food AND fun!

Molly The Wally said...

Wow Puddles what a great gift from Frankie. Yummy yummy! We are glad to hear you are putting on weight again. I think I am going to pretend I have your condition so my peeps will feed me 3 times a day. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Susie and Sidebite said...

Puddles, it looks like you got someting to keep you busy and out of trouble for a while, Heeheehee.

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

GOOSE said...

Puddle I could show you how to take the lid off if ya want. Then you could have all the fooables in it at once. But that is not good if you are not suppose to "wolf" down your food. But still the skill can come in handy for other purposes. Being able to open a container is very helpful. And Ooooo deer jerky is one of my favorites. I am sure you will be deading a deer in no time. Did you know that my breed was bred to take down deer and elk? Yep. I am a deer hunter.
Blessings,
Goose

Peggy Frezon said...

So cute, in that picture with your ears back you almost look like a deer! That gift was nice of Frankie, what a pal. Kelly and Brooks love antlers, they chewed theirs all up.
I'm glad you're putting on some weight now. You can have some of mine.

harrispen said...

That Frankie Furter and Ernie are so sweet to send you those foodables and treat dispensing jar. Glad to hear you are putting on some weight.

Millie

Momma D said...

No wonder you were able to eat 87 lbs of cheezeburgers during the bucket tour....bottomless pit.

Oz the Terrier said...

Oooh, deer jerky. I never had deer jerky but I have had deer meats when mom cooks it and it is deeeee-licious! I bet the jerky is great too. You are one lucky gal, dear Puddles. *whispers* If I were you, I wouldn't share too much with everyfur else. BOL

Murphy said...

Frankie and Ernie are the best!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Mommy has to find us some deer meat so she can make us so super duper yummy deer jerky! Since Albert took your deer antler, you should have HIS deer jerky.

We're happy you're putting on some weight, Puddles!

Beans4Biscuits said...

That jerky deer looks all kind of YUMM!! Iffin you find any jerky porks, lemme know...

It is nice of yous to smash up the walls with your new cantainer to make yous mum happy...they seem to loves lotta noise and rankbuttshuts acting!

Your furend,

Sugar the Who

gyeong said...

Deer jerky sounds yummy for people too. Make sure your humans don't steal your jerky :) The 'Cantainer': should say, 'Will Roll for Food'.

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

The deer jerky is definitely our favorite - we buys it it in bulk!!!!!!! We are so pleased to hear your weight is coming back.

jen said...

I love your WTF face Puddles! I have to try that one!
You have the best friends around to send you just awesome gifts! We are going to have to try that beef jerky!

jen said...

oops meant, deer jerky:))duh!

Mollie said...

What fantaztic buddies Frankie and Ernie are, Deer Jerky, never heard of it but it looks delishuz.. That little pot is so cool :) I want one .. xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Elyse and Riley said...

YUM! Deer jerky! Riley's never had that...now she's trying to steal my debit card number. Forget identity thieves...my own dog is trying to steal it! Dang.

Glad you FINALLY got an antler...even if you didn't like it. Give it another try--IF you can pry it away from the Blob #1.

Elyse and Riley

Brian said...

What an amazingly fun and tasty gift and we had fun just watching you!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Miss Puddles, you are looking much better! We are so happy to see some fat back on your little bones! Those are great goodies you were sent. We have a toy that helps us eat slower, but Meowm doesn't make us use it much.

Team Beaglebratz said...

WOWZERZ!!!!!!!!! Them r sum furry much pawsum goodiez u got frum Frankie & Ernie! Deer jerky? We ain't tried that - we think our mom ought tue git us Beaglebratz sum. So glad u wuz able tue figure out that treat jar doohickey thing. An'make shure u give thzt deer antler a good try b-4 u really d-side if u like it - WE LOVE DEER & ELK & MOOSE ANTLERZ! We think Frankie & Ernie & their peepz shood market sum of that deer jerky just tue us Blogville rezidentz - bet Blogville cood keep'em bizy.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Marilia said...

Have a great week!!!!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Ooooh those are some good treats! Ms Bridge pawticularly likes the deer jerky idea. She says it is not fun to be starving hungry all the time, is it Puddles.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You are one very lucky gal, Miss Puddles, to have two good friends like Frankie and Ernie. Very nice of them to think of you.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Milo Robinson said...

MMM deer jerky sounds like some yummy stuffs, and that container looks fun to plays with, too bad i woulds probably chomp it and break it on first try :(
Love Milo :)

Idaho PugRanch said...

Soo Glad you are putting on some weight. What wonderful furends are F&E to send you DEER JErky! Bet it smelled delish!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

scotsmad said...

you're lookin' good Puddles, nearly back to your usual swelte self! BUT careful, because you may have your treats REDUCED if you get too normal. Frankie (and Ernie) are such great mates.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Nola said...

Oooh, that deer jerky looks good!
Nola

Ruby said...

OMD!! Deer Jerky???! Oh, that sounds just DEVINE!!! Now, I gots to ask...WHY did YOU have to share it with your minions???? Okays, so they're your brudders and everythings, butts YOUR the ones who has the hideous, retched, abhorrent, obnoxious (okays, you gets the point!!hehehehe) disease!!! I would have horded it all to my selfs. Butts I'm an only doggie, so that would have just been silly....
Anyhu, I'll be on the looks out for deer. I've been focusing my attentions on the tree rats, butts obviously, I should be lookin' to dead me a deer!! I gots to get me a plan....
Oh, that treatie dispenser is really cool. I'm so glads F&E made it for you!! I gots one kinda like Goose's, it has like rubber bumpers on it so it doesn't mare of Ma's crappy furniture.
Okays, gotta go find me a deer....
Kisses,
Ruby

Two French Bulldogs said...

The stinckier the better
Benny & Lily

Wyatt said...

Yeah, who says that dinner time can't be fun! Bring on the games and the deer jerky!! (Both go well with beer)

Wyatt

KB said...

Oh man, you are so lucky Puddles. I loved the photo when you realized that you had to share :) That's a classic!

Loving Max said...

LOVE the pix!!! Looks like some pretty yumville treats!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

PUDDLES- you are so smart- you figures everything out very fast.
love
tweedles

Sam said...

Yay Puddles, you guys get all the cool stuff

The Websters said...

OH! You should have heard Mrs. Master reading over my shoulder,

"YES! That's it! Of course! We don't have to spend $40 on a puzzle feeder, we'll make our own."

She's super cheap and I don't know what a puzzle feeder is but I guess it has something to do with this post. Anyway, I guess Frankie is a genius according to Mrs. Master.

Nora

Faith Shen said...

Puddles you are so brave and fabulous, you really deserve that treats! :))
--
Puppy Bond | Einstein E-Collar

Mitch and Molly said...

What superthoughtful gifts from Frankie!
We sure do love our antlers!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Roo said...

That's a great food dispensin invention the Frankster sent ya! I always like to play with my food - tastes even better that way I think ;)

Glad you're gainin some weight back! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Deer jerky?!? We've gotta tell Mom the next time she sees a deer in the middle of the freeway, she should aim for it. Or maybe just take us on a drive to this place where they make all sorts of jerky. 'Cause your jerky looks most tasty! Gotta say, we got an antler once, too, and we were So Not Impressed. Neither of us. So Mom gave it to our dog trainer. We're not very good with those foodable dispensing things, mostly because we always have a dish of kibble out for our noshing pleasure, and so working for food is a bit of a foreign concept to us. And nice of you to share with da blobs!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
I've been a stranger in these parts of Blogville--again!!--it feels so good to be back!! ;-D
I do not recall your mentioning a rare disease that makes you constantly hungry!! Is it catchy? Hmmm. Because I think that Rose has it too!! ;)
I love your "deer jerky face"!! Those huge eyes!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, jeez Mr Frankie sure looks after his mates. Glad you are having fun with the food thingy and we have paws crossed you will get fatter and fatter cause then there is more for everybuddy to smooch! See ya sweetie pie. Mum says keep drinking the beer cause that is fattening too (sigh from mum). No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Sweet William The Scot said...

You are a will work for food girl Puddles. Keep rolling the container.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I am so glad that you are chubbing out again. I am gonna have to get my paws on some of that deer jerky, you are making me drool. I hope you got hold of it, before Whitney and Albert saw their names on the bag. I bet that was Frankie making you share. They are the coolest pals to send you that food eater thing. Did you try just grabbing the handle and flinging it over your head to shoot the food everywhere?? Let me know is that works.

Loveys Sasha

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow, Puddles, what a great idea.
We wolf our food down but that's cause Mommy is starving us.

You do look alittle skinny girl. Hope you get some of that beef jerky. That's put some meat on your bones.

Sniff ya later....Weenie

Patrice and Higgins said...

My mom makes deer jerky, and OMD it's delish!!! So glad that you got to try some of that goodness!!!

~Higgins

GizmoGeodog said...

Frankie & Ernie are good furriends ... What a great prezzie box Puddles...Deer jerky is nommy and you figgered out dat puzzle jar quicker than anything...Keep eating all the foodables you can

Loving Max said...

I see it's Pip and Puddles Appreciation Day according to maggiemaetheboxer.blogspot.com so have an EXTRA beautiful day today!!!! Thanks to Maggie Mae and Max for telling me and Max!

Asta said...

Dawling Puddles
thank dog fow gweat fwiends like Fwankie and Ewnie who sent you those yummabull deew jewkies..and what a coold way to play and get foods too.
I wanted to come today espeshully to tell you that you make my life bwightew wif youw pwesence and that I thank you fow being my fwiend
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Ginger Jasper said...

Coming by to say I loved the tour and todays tributes too.. Hugs GJ xx

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Puddles, Mabel LOVE her antlers but we so need to try some deer jerky!

We're loving all the posts about you and Mr. Pip today!!!

Shelle Pennington said...

OMD that looks amazing... We think those look like the most incredibles thing in the world.

We are pure jellyness now.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Shelle Pennington said...

Oh, and the food dispenser is really smart... :)

Dexter said...

I hate those foodable slow feed magic trick how the heck am I supposed to get my kibbles things. But deer jerky, now that is something to get excited about.

Kisses,
Dexter