Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Only Me

Hellos theres, it's me Puddles.
Today I has an educational post fur ya'll.
Bwhahahahahaha...just kiddin'.
No, I just wanted to tells ya'll bouts my trip to da vet
(my 87,000 trip)
I really don't mean furs ya'll to learn anything, I just wanna tells ya'll da funny part.
Oh and dis is anudder reason we hasn't been around much.

Well I'll be...look, it's a new pikture of moi!


Well, I haded to go to da vet on Monday withs a bag of my poop 
fur some tests and blood work cuz I has been loosing a lot of weight and I was 
ALWAYS hungry...I mean like starving!!!!!!
And I won't even go into da burpin' and fartin' I was doin'.

Oh lemme tells ya'll bouts da poop furst.
I hads to take a sample of my poop but I was goin' under da deck so mum couldn't get none
cuz her was bein' a pansy and wouldn't crawl underneath da deck.
So I finally shat in da grass and OMD I has never seen a hooman
more excited to bag up my poop befores.
Dat was sweet of mum.
(hoomans are kinda strange)

FOOD...MUST FIND FOOD!!!!!

Anyways, back to my story....
So da vet peoples had to check my trypsin levels, dat is enzymes in my pancreas
dat helps me digest food and gets nutrients and stuffs like dat.
So if you has a deficiency of da enzymes they calls it...Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency or EPI
Ever heard of it befores?
Well me neither.

Okays so all my tests concluded dat I has dis problem.
NOW, here be da funny part and da point of my tellin' ya'll bouts anudder
issue I can add to my resume....
...My VET has ONLY had 10 cases of this in ALL of his 87 years of practicin' vet medicine.
AND, not only dat but da udder vet has never even performed da test to diagnosis dis.
Bwhahahahahaha....
...what can I say, I do likes to help them out from time to time.
They was all in da back sayin'...."Only Puddles"

Does ya'll has any food?

If it is odd, rare, or peculiar I will have it.
But don't worry, all I has to do is take a pill once a day and I'll be fine.
Howevers, I will be acceptin' food gifts if you are inclined to send 'em.



AND, today Pip and me will be in St. Louis
 (dats where beer comes from)
withs da Dachsies With Moxie.

Puddles

64 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

OMDoxies Puddles mom is cackling like a chicken up here in NC. Did you really call your mom a pansy for not going under the deck to pick up poopie and put in a bag? You do realize there are creepy crawly, icky spiders under the deck right? I can see your mom doing a poopie dance after you shat on the grass. Oh no mom is cackling again. Lawdy mercy Puddles mom needed this LOL and I thank you.

Thank goodness your malady has been discovered. I see a monetary opportunity for you. Charge your Vet for seeing you since you seem to be breaking records and giving him lots of material for his Pulitzer Prize
hgus Madi your BFFF

Madi and Mom said...

Hgus is a special for of hugs just for you.
M&M

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Miss Puddles - who u given the raspberry tue - your mom or the dogtoror BOTH. Yep, bet we Beaglebratz haf bin tue the dogtor that much tue - our momz r that way-
off tue the dogtor fur any little reezon THEY CAN THINK. Geez - bet our great-great-great- oh, our old folkz never went tue the dogtor az much az we due. We ain't never herd of that stuff u haz either - u iz kinda like our mom - if it iz out there than she findz it (or may-b that shood b it findz her). Oh well, u stay healthy now - don't need a sickie Puddles - Blogville coodn't handle that.
Shiloh'n a not happy Diva Shasta

easyweimaraner said...

I hope you are feeling better soon with a daily pill. My vet sometimes want a "gift" from me too - we had a funny adventure to get a pee-sample ;o)

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Seems like to great reason to eat absolutely anything you want - if it will help you put on weight. Hopefully the medication will help and lots of cheetos

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PUDDLES PUDDLES PUDDLES... YOU ARE UNIQUE IN EVERY PAWSIBLE WAY. Only YOU would have a RARE Condition.
What Caused it? Eating WHOLE Pee Cans? Beer and Cheeto over indulgence? Too much consumption of your Deaded Prizes? Eating your mum's HOME COOKING? Drinking too many Starbucks Coffin Coffee?
It was very much considerate of you to Poop in the Grass so your mum wouldn't be traumatized by going under the deck.
We are glad that the Dogtor was able to find out what you have... THIS TIME.
We guess we should say...
Get Chubby Soon. hehehehe OR maybe Get BETTER soon. YEAH... THAT is the one fur YOU
GET BETTER soon!! EVERYBUDDY would appreciate THAT.

What Remains Now said...

So glad they were able to diagnose this and get you all fixed up. A pill a day isn't so bad, especially because it has to be wrapped up in something yummy (insist on that part...the wrapped in something yummy). Heading to St. Louis to check you guys out.

Molly The Wally said...

Wow trust you Puddles to come up with a rare condition. LOL! You know what tablets mean....? CHEESE! Get better soon fine friend and we hope you get sent loads of treats. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Mr. Pip said...

Well, I just happen to have a cooler full of burgers in case you get hungry ...cause I don't want you getting too hungry and eating our hood art. Bawwhahahaha

GOOSE said...

I'm packing up all the foodables in my house to send right away!! And hey if you ever need to bag up poop to take to the vet just give me a call and I will send you some of mine. Bawhahhahha. I would pay green papers to see your vets face when your mom walks in with a gallon zippy bag of my poop thinkin' it was yours. Oh we could have some fun with that. Now Miss Puddles you take your pill and don't waist away. You need to get your beer and Cheeto figure back!
Blessings,
Goose

Berts Blog said...

Well I thought you were looking a little sleeker than normal. I am so glad that it will just take a pill to help you get better, but wow you must have a really cool vet like mine. Cause he figured out what was going wrong.

But never fear, even in your more sleek state, you are the prettiest Puddles I know.

Love
Bert

Corbin said...

At least they have a name for it... they just call my crazy medical issues Corbinitus, because it's never been seen before, just in a Corbin. You're looking a little Mary Kate Olsen there, so I hope you get lots of noms to pack some meat back on your bones! AND, no givin' mom a fuss about eating your pills. You listen to the Corbin.
-Corbin

The Websters said...

A pill a day for the rest of forever? Does that mean you get one extra treat every day? I suppose if that's the case then it would be ok.

I'm really sorry you were so hungry for so long though!

Maybe your mom and Mrs. Master can talk about poop sometime. She is always talking about my poop or the foster's poops. I'm like, "Hey lady, stop being so obsessed about poop already."

Nora

Elyse and Riley said...

Only you, Puddles!! Well, glad they got it sorted out. You are skin and bones. Tell the Kerazy Lady to give you more Cheetos and Beer! That will add some calories to your diet.

Elyse and Riley

stellaroselong said...

PUddles are you sure you didn't have scurvy like maggie THINKS she has...you are looking a little on the peaked side, and fashion model thin...get well soon...stella rose

WHAT you have been sick and you never called mo to come sit with you and read you articles in the medical journals...that always makes me feel better when i have a little headache, or searching the internut to see what sort of dreaded disease is waiting around the corner for me....I will be sending you a get well package real soon, be wary if there are holes in it...bahahbhahhbbha...oh by the way a little package came from you last night....i slept with it....i will blog about it this week...thanks buddy!! MaggieM.

The Heartbeats said...

Great day girl!! You are a very needy little doxie!! LOL Hope you feel better really soon pretty girl!

Mamma Heartbeat

gyeong said...

Glad it's just a pill a day. Humans are always surprisingly interested in their dog's poo :)

Casey said...

A pill a day is nothing. Cinderella has to take EIGHT pills every single day for all her problems. It just means extra treats! I'm glad they figured out what was wrong and have a way to fix you.

Jazzi said...

Yep, you is unique Puddles!! Thats good that alls you hafta do is take a pill. want me to send you some tacos to eat??

wags
Jazzi and Addi

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles, I'm glad that even though your condition is rare that your dogtor was able to recognize the problem and prescribe a cure. I hope you fill out a bit soon. Model thin isn't a good look for you.

Millie

rottrover said...

We thought you was just thin from all your travelings. We're glad your awesome dogtor fixted you up, butt try to stay away from there for at least a month!!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Peggy Frezon said...

I'm glad the doctor can help you out. You do look like you've lost some weight, but I hope you enjoy lots of great food and snacks to get the weight back. Probably they still won't let you have unlimited ice cream sundaes though.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we are so glad that the vet can help you. Just one pill a day, that will be easy peasy. When you come visit, we will have treats for you. What fun to be able to eat as much as you want. Have a great day.

Marley said...

Puddles, of course you would have something unique and rare! A tip from me -if the pill comes wrapped in something good, don't spit out the pill, or that kerazy lady might shove it down your throat like mine does.

Nola said...

I hope you feel better soon, Puddles!
Nola

Amber DaWeenie said...

Yup....only YOU can find the UNIQUE!!!You do look a bit boney there in your pictures. But just order a few pizzas and lots of cake with gooey frosting...You be just fine!

{I's on da way to help you's eat it)

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, we're glad that your unique ailment is easily treatable and won't result in anything worse than a pill and a bunch more treats. Oh yes, tell your mom to watch out for the green, yellow and blue spotted bugs. Like the one on her pant leg, ha, ha, ha.

Mollie said...

OMD Puddles, would of loved to of seen Humom racing out to bag a Poo..Bawaahaaaawwaa wez so pawleazed the Vet found out's what was wrong :) Wez will see yar'z tomorrow, and ya looking good Puddles xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Bobbi and Gracie said...

I haven't laughed this hard it days.. Oh Puddles.. what would I do without you in my life?? (It was the poop part)

I am so glad all you have to do is take a pill every day.. You had me worried for a minute there. And you do look so thin! Poor thing. Of course I'll send you food! Omaha steaks okay?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We hope the once a day pill will help you gain back the weight you lost, Puddles. And your Mom won't have to go on a poop mission again.

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Oh a pill a day is nothing! That will be a piece of cake :-) The whole poop story had us in stitches!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Dexter said...

Only you, Miss Puddles. Even when you get sickies you have to be special.

Hope that pill works and you start to bulk up again.

Kisses,
Dexter

Brian said...

Maybe too much Bacon Beer caused that Puddles! I sure hope those magic pills do it for you!!!

Idaho PugRanch said...

My goodness Puddles, glad the vet got things figured out. We will be hoping for some new pictures soon with a little more meat on your bones.
pughugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Oz the Terrier said...

OK...first, Puddles I am very sorry you have that EPI illness-thing. Though it may be a good thing cause then you can eat as many cheeseburgers as you want without getting F-A-T (unlike yours truly, who keeps hearin how he has gained some weights).

And...OMD! You are hilarious for calling mom a pansy! Though I would agree with you, because what is so wrong about crawlin under the deck especially when the purpose is to scoop up some poo?!?
*high paws*
Oz

jen said...

OMD Puddles! I think between you and Sherman and Leroy the vets could write a book about us and our crazy health issues!!! I bet it has something to do with the crazy owners you three have:))) lol! Hope you feel better soon!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You do look a bit on the skinny minnie side Puddles. Hope the tablets will help with the revenous appetite - which is exactly how Bridget is. She would eat us if we stood still long enough!
We are sending all our chi vibes to make you feel better.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

scotsmad said...

And here we thought all that beer, cheeseburgers and cheetos were going to make you FAT!

We hope that magic pill works, 'cause there's nothin' worse than being hungry all the time.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Bet your Vet record is in volumes by now.

GizmoGeodog said...

Oh dear Puddles I'm glad it only takes a pill to make you all better...You're totally beautiful but you are looking a little on the thin side...so listen, if your folks leave you here with us when they go to Orlando I promise you tons of treats and Cheetos and fur sure you'll pack on those pounds...Remember there's always room fur you at the Gizmo Inn

Ruby said...

OMD GURL!!! You gots EPA?? Oh.... 'EPI'!! Fur a second I thoughts you were fartin' so much that somebody called the EPA on yous!!! hehehehe don't worries, I farts ALOT,and so far Ma hasn't died. Not yet. Sometimes she runs out of the rooms all screamin' and yellin' things like GROSS!! OMG! How can such a stinky thing come out of such a cute dogg???? hehehehehe, it's funs!! hehehe you should try it!!
Okays, seriously, I am SOOOOOO like over the moons that you are gonna be okays!! A pill a day isn't so bad, and just thinks, in order to gives you the pill, your Moms is gonna have to put it in some FOODABLES!! Good ones too, I hope.
Ya know, your Moms is soooo lucky you were all kind and poopied on the grass ~ I would have made Ma go under the deck to gets my crap! BOL I'm just special that way....
Okays, I'm gonna send you a couple of cases of Cheetos, and some Bud Light so you can puts some weight on your little frame!!
Okays, Ma says to shut up, so I have to goes now....
Kisses,
Ruby

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh goodness Puddles! We can tell that you have lost weight! We are glad you were diagnosed and can be treated easily. Now get to work on that eating and get your hourglass figure back. You don't need to look like a skinny, skinny model!

Mason The Big Stinky Dog said...

Oh Puddles you know what yer mom should feed you?! A RAW diet!

Mason The Big Stinky Dog said...

Or SOjos or Spots Stew


~Mason

Murray's Mouth said...

Aw, I'm always hungry too! Sorry you are hungry for sicky reasons :(

Mitch and Molly said...

We hope you feel better soon, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Murphy said...

We are glad your dogtur took care of this. Are you going to have some pizza so you can regain your weight?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods

houndstooth said...

I'm glad all it takes is a pill every day! I suppose this means that you're going to be eating all of Pip's cheeseburgers on the rest of your trip. You know, to get back to your ideal weight before bikini season hits! ;)

Bunny

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm sorry to hear you have the sickies, but at least it's a unique sickie! BOL Gosh, you definitely look skinny, girl. I recommend cookies...lots and lots of cookies...oh, and some cake too! Send your Mom to the bakery fast.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds, I'm going to get Cushion to read this at once! because this is exactly what I'm going through. Always hungry, losing weight, farts, blah blah. It's been going on for more than a month and TT has been trying to get Cush to take me to see Dr Dog but he's been pooh poohing it. Maybe we have the same thing! I'm glad you only have to take a pill to be better. Hugs X

Oskar said...

Holy Cheetos, Puddles, you look way to thin. I'm glad they figured out the problem. I wouldn't expect you to have a plain old disease like everyone else, you's has to be special like you.

Now should I send lasagna, or cheesecake?

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Loving Max said...

Hope ya feel better fast Puddles!

Erika Christine said...

Yes only Puddles!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whoa, Puddles, those are some very nice pics of you, but girl friend, you are really skinny. Are you trying to keep up with Phantom? We are glad they found out what is going on and we sure hope that pill helps make things all better. We want to see those stylish curves come back:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Pee Ess, don't think we could get the Momster to go under our deck either - but she sure might find lots of rabbit poop:0

♥ Sallie said...

Poor, Puddles!

I'm so glad they figured out the problem. My pancreas is broken too. Maybe we can start a club or something? :)

If you are interested, stop by our blog for a chance to win some free autographed books!

Hugs,

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
I can see in those pictures how skinny you are!
Glad your Vet found what is going on with you and I am sure you will be fully recovered soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

KB said...

Oh Sweet Puddles. You rival our dogs with your incredible list of veterinary accomplishments. You do look skinny. I hope that you aren't relying on your mum to cook for you! Bawawawawa!!!!!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I hope you get to feeling better,,, you need cheetos.
love
tweedles

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh my dog Puddles! You do look skinny girl!

Get that peep feedin' ya!

liparifam said...

Hmmm, let me get this straight; you can eat all you want and STILL lose weight? May I suggest a new infomerical (starring you, of course), selling this remarkable weight loss secret for only $87 a pop? You could make a fortune, girl (maybe help Mum with those vet bills!). I'll be your first sucker - uh, customer...

Kaunis Nelli said...

Unique is good but maybe something else would have been nicer :(
Hugs :)

Sweet William The Scot said...

Unique one of a kind that be you Puddles. I hope those pills are not expensive. Sorry you had to visit the vet man again, maybe you need to lease a room there.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Erin T said...

From Texas:

Aww man I cant even say anything snarky on this post cause its too.... well sad/happy. Sure am glad they found out what's going on witcha's! :)

Roo said...

Yikes you did lose a lot of weight Puddles! :O Great news that your vet figured out the prob and one lil pill a day will get you right again - I like my gals a little on the plump side ;) Eat up darlin!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Shelle Pennington said...

If your mom had to go to her vet, did she have to take a bag of her poop, too??

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/