Wednesday, April 10, 2013

A Weird Post

Sometimes I likes to do a post every now and then showcasin'
our family's weirdness.
Well really I likes to do it all da time but let's not get technicals.

And lemme just say dis post is all wrapped up in weirdness...it may just 
leave you sayin' "WTF?"

Sees, My Girl is growin' up into a young lady and even thoughs I not likes it
even has tried to stop it I is always theres fur her.
Da udder day hers gotted to shave her legs fur da furst time.
Nows why in da world would you takes da hair off of your body?
You has it fur a reason...uh, likes to stay warm!

Weird Fact #1:
Hoomans not like hairy legs
And I was right theres with hers cuz kids needs to be carefuls with sharp objects.
(even thoughs I not allowed 'round sharp objects)
 "Girl you betters be carefuls withs dat razor!"

Then it became a family affair...
...Brudder Albert came to join the festivities.

Weird Fact #2
Kerazy Lady takin' fotos of da Girl shavin' fur da furst time.

Now sees, dis momentous milestone was excitin' fur me cuz
SHAVIN' CREAMES was involved!!!!!!!
ERRRRRRRMAGAWD!!!!!!!

SHAVIN' CREEEEEEAMES!!!!!

"Oooooooh, AND it just happens to be my favorite flavor"

Weird Fact #3:
My love fur shavin' creames.
Loves dat stuff!

Uh, but then we got booted out so I hads to go sit with Sissy.

I even tried to gives da famous eyes but it not works dis time.
I even tried bringin' out da Eat Crap Look...
"You is not nice to me Mum"

Weird Fact #4:
I just done a post bouts My Girl shavin'.
Obviously it has been relatively calm 'round heres fur me to do dis post.

So hows was dat fur weird?
We do weird well around heres.

Puddles

59 comments:

Declan said...

What flavour shaving cream huh huh?!! I never tried that stuff (cos no one ever shaves their legs around here *snigger*) Notice I haven't once mentioned how weird you are? Doh. Deccy x

GizmoGeodog said...

I don't go near the shower & Momz shaves in da shower so I never get close enuff to check out da shaving cream..I do like body lotion though...is that weird? I wanna be weird like you Puddles BOL!

Madi and Mom said...

OMDs Puddles I cannot tell you how hard my crazy mom laughed. Thank you she needed a gut buster!!
She told me she remembers a momentous event like this w my human sister. And all the conversations she had with my sis about once you start shaving you will have to continue...blah blah blah. I'm sure my sis is glad there was on internets or digital cameras way back then. I love love love your 'eat crap look'!!!
Oh and be sure you prepare a post about 6 months down the line about how your girl is tired of shaving her legs ALL THE TIME...
Hugs madi your BFFF

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Oh a girl's first shaving experience and you got to be there? Of course it's hard to imagine not having any hair left so you'll have to compensate with your furry body :-)

Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, what a post! We are laughing so hard over here this morning.

We have to say we LOVE that picture of you stretching all the way up to the tub to get a closer peek. Be very careful that she doesn't decide to shave your leg's!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

GOOSE said...

You are excellence at weird, of that there is no doubt. You must have raised a very well adjusted girl to have her let her mom takes photo of that milestone. I just hope that in the future she does not want to practice on you. I can picture it now.... Puddles all furless from the knee down. Of course it could get worse... they could shave your arm pits. Bawhahhahhaha
Blessings,
Goose

What Remains Now said...

I had forgotten about your penchant for shaving cream! This must have been a pretty exciting day for everyone.

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that is a totally weird habit fur sure! Gee, I'm not sure I've ever seen my Mom do that...hmmm Maybe she likes the natural (gorilla) look. Anyway, Sorry you didn't get more of that cream. BTW: Does it taste like chicken? Just curious.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We think that this is one of your bestest posts. It shows how much WE are needed by our peeps. FURST you haded to snoopervise the Smearin of the cream. Then you had to make SURE that it was the Pawper FLAVOR. Turd you had to get outta Dodge (not the truck kind) Before the blood Letting.
We are SURE that your girrrrl was very much excited to have reached this super MILESTONE (not Millstone like Ernie is hanging round my neck). Her is growing up... REALLY FAST. Next she will be wantin to DRIVE your Laundry Basket.

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Molly The Wally said...

We won't got in the bathroom just incase it may be bath time. You have some weird likes Puddles. Very weird. Mind you I like Marmite so there you go. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Ann Oon said...

urmmsss... i sure hope your Girl's friends are not reading this blog.. LOL!

Ann Oon said...

but how was the shaving cream? did it taste as nice as whipped cream? hehehehehehehe

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Well at least she went with the shaving and not the waxing - imagine having to watch the hairs pulled right off her!

Dolly theDoxie said...

Are you sure you two aren't cats cause you're awful curious! So funny I don't go near the shower I hear the humans take baths in there! Love Dolly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Maybees you should make a twip to my house. You should see my Mum shave. Does you like da taste of....blood???

stellaroselong said...

Oh momma laughed and laughed she loved your expressions alot puddles...mom says she remembers her first time a shavin, her and her sister snuck over to their grandpa's house and used his sharp old razor (this was back in the olden times) and shaved their arms as well as their legs, and then the dummies told on themselves...i think they were 7 at the time, how is that for being weird, and it hasn't gotten any better since. You might want to give mags a call she is rather traumatized at the moment bahahhahahhaha
stella rose

The Websters said...

My least favorite thing about humans is how they don't appreciate hair the way they should. I try to get as much as possible as often as possible all over mine and they're all like, "OH! Get the lint roller." And then even APOLOGIZE to people about my furs.

HELLO!?! Let's be proud of the glories that are awesome furs.

Nora

Inger said...

Hey Puddles, just stopping by to say hello! Hope the whipping cream, I mean the shaving cream didn't give you an upset tummy!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Puddles, girl, when have you nots donned the werid posties, hummmmm savin cream, now your getting really nuts gal!

The Mad Scots

harrispen said...

Puddles, I love the pictures of you snoopervising your sissy with the shaving. My mom says that one of my angel sisters used to love to lick the shave cream from my daddy's face.

Millie

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Yikes - beer and now shave cream. Should I be working on an intervention for you Puddles??? &~> I like weird though. It would be weird if I didn't... Licks, YAM-aunty

Barbara said...

Wow! Yer girl is dat old now? Whew, where do da time goes? Is so funny dat we girls can't wait to start doin' dat stuff, and den grow to hate dat wes has to do dat stuff!

Yew look espeshuly bootiful in dose pictures!

Taryn said...

So instead of Wordless Wednesday you have brought us Weird Wednesday....That's OK, it was pretty entertaining!

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, that isn't weird, just part of life and what a good girl you are to snooooopervise so the Girl doesn't hurt herself. Bad Mom for making you leave. Hope all of you have a great day.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh Puddles, so good of you to be there for your gurl. This took Mom way way way back to when she was a youngun and shaved for the first time. Yea it is not so exciting any more.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Murphy said...

Peeps are weird. Did that shaving cream taste like whipped cream?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Brian said...

That was a close shave Puddles, you two got out of there in the nick of time!

Mollie said...

Oh Puddles you had uz in stitches..I luv'z shaving'z cream too, well any type of cream.. love the photo's :) xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, at least she wasn't shaving you, Puddles.

Gloria Hood said...

OMG! My Mom is peeing her pantaloons laughing at you Puddles!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh wow, your girl is becoming a lady for sure! Now she'll have to shave her legs every week for the rest of her life...ugh!! :)

You like shaving creams...that's not weird...at all. We think. That's okay, everyone needs to have a little fetish or two, right?

Elyse and Riley

PS--I know, isn't it so great to see Riley running again?!? :)

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well, it is good to document milestones...at least that is what Meowm says.

Thank you for the hug...it does help.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Ok that is downright nutty! Hopefully the shaving creme helps the furs on the legs to grow back faster.
Benny & Lily

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...ewe haz come ta de rite place for weird, N eatin crap..

welcome ta trout towne.. wear like bak in de dayz oh olden, R mom who used ta hide frum dinosaurz her iz that olden... hada bulldog who eated knot onlee crap but houz sidin two !!

:)

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We think the weirdest fact is that you like to eat shaving cream, ha!
You will be watching your girl putting on make up next, you see.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That is a pretty wierd post indeed! Especially the bit about you eating shaving cream. Seriously, Puddles?

Casey said...

Shaving cream? Why would you eats shaving cream? It's not like it's peanut butter or cheese or something!

Milo Robinson said...

Now i gots to say, i have seen my mummy shaving her legs before but i never thoughts i would come onto blogville to see piccies of YOUR human shaving her legs!!! BOL, mades me laugh!!! Mmmmm shaving cream is the good stuffs!
Love Milo :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, Puddles - shaving her legs already??? Where did the years go? We thought she was still just a young 'un. That shaving cream looks like it might be rather tasty - did it have some strawberry flavoring?

BOL

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

scotsmad said...

Can't believe you got booted out. I mean, she could have cut herself...or left a ridge of hair!

SHE always cuts off the hair and then complains of being cold. WTF. Humans.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Grady and Leonardo said...

Woah! Who would want to remove their hair? Humans are crazy. - Leonardo

Mitch and Molly said...

We've been blogging for many years but we have to say that we've never done a posting about shavin', Puddles! Thank you for makin' us laugh!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Nola said...

BOL that is weird!
Nola

Tweedles -- that's me said...

That was the best weirdest post ever. I was glad to see you did not try to shave your legs!
love
tweedles

finnhoward said...

Oh Puddles. Humas are just the weirdest, especially the young ladies!!

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Awww.. Your girl is growing up.

From Gracie: Puddles, are you crazy?! Aren't you afraid that girl might shave you? Obviously she likes shaving stuff. And you have lots of stuff to shave... just sayin'

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, our Moms are crazy but loveable. Mommy would have done the same thing, she said something about it being a "momentous occasion" and "rites of passage", whatever that means. I am just glad you got to lick some of your favorite cream for a while until you were so rudely kicked out. Does she not know that you have to be there to experience every part of your girls growing up journey? I hope she left you some treats to lick up in the tub. I just hope she doesn't try to practice on your legs.

Loveys Sasha

Ruby said...

OMD GURL!! Your Sissy is SHAVIN'???!!! Why oh why would she wants to do that?! I ain't shavin' MY leggies! Nopes. Thats just gross.
Peeps sure are weird. I'm sure glads you snoopervised her with that lethal weapon thou! OMD, I hopes she's more carefuls with it than my clutso Ma! Geesh, if she uses a blade, it's like a bloodbath afterwards! Tasty thou... Ewww, yeah, okays I said it...I like lickin' Ma's cuts! That's just how I roll....
Ooops, off track agains...
Exactly what flavors was the creams?! Strawberries? Mango? Peach? Ya knows it's gotta be a fruit right? Peeps like the fruit flavors...
Don't worries about gettin' kicked out of the bathroom place. I gets that all the times. Butts, I gotta say ~ That look on your kisser is just PRICELESS!! You gots to teach me how to do thats!!!
Okays, Ma said 'shut it!', so I have to goes now....
{{{hugs}}}} to your gurl and the kerazy lady (cause this has gots to be tramatic!! hehehe)
Kisses,
Ruby

Loving Max said...

Puddles, ya better watch out..she'll be putting weird stuff called make-up on next thing ya know!
PS Ya does a great eat crap face! :)
Hugs!

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I have never tried shavings cream..... but it looks lovely. My dad dad put that on his face but he is up way too high for me to lick it. Damn. Mum uses soaps in the shower and there is NO WAY I'm going in that shower cubicle with her - she will get IDEAS about BAFFS and thingys!!

It was a big day in your Girls life alright. But me - I just don't understand it!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Kaunis Nelli said...

I've never tasted shaving cream... but I do like body lotion :) And I drive my mom crazy by licking her legs...

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, if that's weird, well, it looks like there are heaps of us living in weird homes hehe. The only thing we worry about, is the shaving cream fattening and can your sissy spread jam on her legs too then it will be extra tasty??? We loved your evil eye photo. It made us laugh. See ya mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Dexter said...

Well, floof doggies often shave odd places, so it is not unheard of to shave furs in the canine community. I'll tell you a secret. My momma has hobbit leggies except for when it gets seriously hot and she needs to wear her short pants.

Great job supervising and reporting (as usual).

Kisses,
Dexter

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, yup it's one of life's "milestone" moments...at least it is for girls and maybe for some dads, who suddenlyu realize that their "little girl" is growing up. We hope that the changes come slowly.

gyeong said...

Humans have a penchant for weird quirks and rituals but at least we don't eat our own poop :)

Jazzi said...

That was so funny Puddles! I cant believe that you like the shavin...crème!! bol Did you check to see if they were smoothy smooth?? Next she will be dating and Well.....you will hafta be checking out the guys.

wags
Jazzi and Addi

KB said...

Yup, that was the weirdest post that I've ever seen! Especially your obsession with observing and eating shaving cream. To top it all off, your mom was taking photos. You are a house of freaks :)

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Hmmm... Did the cream really taste nice?


What flavour was it?

georgia little pea said...

Oh Pudds! Your whale eyes are hilarious! I mean very frightening.

Your mama takes the most excellent piccies. Our favourite is the first one of you and your girl. You should frame that up. What a moment. The Typist says she did it in the bath tub the first time too but she had to lock the door because her mama said NOT TO DO IT and she did it anyway. What a bad girl she was.