Friday, October 4, 2013

ERMAGERD CHICKIN CLAWS!

Well crap, I sees I has been gone again.
But I is back.

Anyways, I gotted a package in da mail box from Nora!
I knows, I gotted it like a millionty eleven days ago but whos countin'?
I was so excited dat I was ACTUALLY bouncin' of da walls!
No worries cuz I not hurt myself.

 Here I is tryin' to open up my pressie.

 I was very intrigued by how dis was all packaged up.
 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD...dat Nora packaged up da pressie in da fluff from
Dat was pure genius and very earth furiendly too.
I likes fluff, dat was very thoughtful.

And then BAM...there I seen a brown bag.
 But by golly befores I could even gets my paws on it Sissy Snaggletoof done stoled it.
 I tolded hers to gives it back.
 Her said NO,
then I said "GIVES IT TO ME RIIIIGHT NOWS!",
then her says NO AGAIN!
And dis went on fur like 87 minutes and hers was bein' a pain in my rear.

FINALLY I gots my brown bag back and low and behold there was some serious treasures in theres.
ERRRRRRRMAGERD.......
CHICKEN CLAAAAAAWS!!!!!!!
(please ignore mum's gaggin' sounds)

 "Is I in heaven? I thinks I is in heaven."

Furiends, I thinks my expression be explained...chicken claws is good stuffs.
I 'specially likes dat da nails was still attached...hehehehe...more protein fur da Puddles.
(Mum, please stop gaggin', I can't talk above you)
Never had 'em befores but I believes I will hunt me some chickens soon...soon as I find me some.

And Sissy Snaggletoof gotted her one too.
Brudder Albert haded to go outside with his cuz him a drama queen.

I also gotted these cookies too.
 They was deeeeeeliscious...I eated mine in likes half a second!
They is all gone nows.

Nora and Mrs. Master...
THANK YOU so much fur sending me some chicken feets and fluffs and cookies!


Puddles...off to a barn fur some chickens



45 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

WOOHOO NORA IS MY HUNTRESS IN RESIDENCE. WTG NORA

PUDDLES THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE IS PRICELESS.......BUTTTTTT I THINK THE CHICKEN CLAW NAILS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAINTED ELECTRIC BLUE OR CHICKEN YELLOW
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFFFFFF

Molly The Wally said...

Wow Puddles that was a neat package. I think I'd better go and hunt some chickens too as the stoopid staff forgot it was national taco day and now I'm starving. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

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♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow!!

Them sure look tasty. You could even keep all the toenails and make your Mom a necklace with them. I bet she'd love that. Hey how about gluing then to a stick and make a back scratcher for your Dad.

♥♥♥Mommy's girls

Ps....Mommy says Whutney looks good.

Dexter said...

Humans are such cowards. Mom making gagging sounds and I'll bet she didn't even try one. No worries. More for The Puddles.

Kisses,
Dexter

Marg said...

That does look a tad bit gross to us, eating chicken feet. Don't blame Mom for gagging. But you sure made them look Yummy. Glad you got such a great pressie. Take care.

Coccolino B said...

Wow Puddles! What an interesting and surely delicious package. Cocco is thinking chicken claws are better than pig hooves any day!

easyweimaraner said...

I never saw more joy in the eyes of a dog than in yours today! Enjoy that fabulous chicken claw, it looks yummy and I can smell it through my screen!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you looked like you were in heaven noshing down on that chicken foot....does that mean there are chickens with no feet out there!!!

harrispen said...

OMD! Those chicken feets look amazingly tasty. We can't believe your sissy had the nerve to try to steal it from you. Good thing Miss Nora sent more than one so you each could have one.

Millie & Walter

asta said...

Puddles
OMD! How lucky can a giwl get. Thos chicken feets lool yummielishuss(mommi is wunning out of the woom gagging ). These hoomans twooly awe widicooloos

Hope yoo gets sum mowe
Smoochie kisses
Asta

stellaroselong said...

Geeze if wesa knew you could just tear up your bedding and put it in ours toybox we would have done that a longs time ago, and we nevers knew about those chickens feet, we don't knows any chickens around heres so we are gonna have to go hunting in the woods like for deers and everything, but chickens instead...thanx for giving us that ideas.
Code REd!
Maggie and baby gussie

Sam and Pippen said...

You're mom probably wasn't gagging over the nommy chicken claw... she was probably gagging over your atrocious manners and the massive slurpy sounds you made while eating said chicken claw!

Sam and Pippen

Sam said...

Eeeeee...hey dad..what's a chicken? We should get some. Puddles and his sister like em.

Wyatt said...

Oh Clucky You, Puddles!!
Gobble Gobble....hmmm, that doesn't sound right...

Wyatt

The Websters said...

Those photos are EXCELLENT! I'm so glad your mom finally gave you the delicious claws. They are some of my favorite snacks.

When Master gets my table built, I'll have a shelf full of them for us to enjoy at our leisure.

So glad W and A enjoyed them too.

Now, where can we find some chickens around here?

Nora

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Welcome back!! I have missed you!! ;)
What a neat idea to package the present in recycled cotton fluff!! Very creative!! ;-D
Chicken claws!! Cool!! I am not gagging over here!! Oh!! Those cookies look good!! Were they home baked? ;op
--Raelyn and Rose

GOOSE said...

Hey I have chickens that live across the street form me.... they just walk around and walk around. I keep hoping they go in the road and them I could get me some of those chicken feet too. I have never seen them sold in stores. And I can tell they are yummmmmmy, just look at your beautiful face enjoying them. Oh and I have some chicken behind my house to. I have not seen them, but I hear them all the time in the morning. I hear that beer goes great with chicken feet. Butt really what doesn't go with beer.
Blessings,
Goose
Blessings,
Goose

Mr. Pip said...

How abouts a claw for your best paw Pip. Bawhahahahaha. I hears claws is good for the heart

Your pal, pip

Brian said...

You sure had a good rime and just in time for Santa Claws!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OK, Puddles, dear bestest BFF, I is sitting here in my hidey spot trying to figger out how you can sneak me some contraband chikun feets ofur here without my mom, the vegetabulatarian (and you think your mom is gagging bad) finding out. Werk on this with me 'k?

Ruby said...

Holy Crap gurl!!! I've never had me any of those tasty treats!! Ma was heavin' too, butts I thinks the Moms just don't get it...they need to 'grow a pair' so we can gets these tasty morsels all the times!!!
Mitch and Molly furst showed me these, and I told Ma that I need to gets me some, butts did she????? Yups, I thinks you know the answer: NO!!! Big fat NO.
So, since I don't have me a barn, I thinks I'll come overs to your house for a chicken hunt!! I'll bring the beers....
Kisses,
Ruby
pees: I hopes you made yourself a little pillow with that fluff...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
BOL - oh Puddles, when you isn't crackin' yourself up, you is cracking me up!! I adoooores your 'being in heaven' pikchur. It is a proper pose of pulchritude.

...that's attitood with beauty attached... Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Puddles! We never ate no buddies feets before. Are they good?
Benny & Lily

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles Duddles did those feet still have some toe jam on them. They look like they kinda be a little dry did you wash them down with a little beer?
I was thinking about your reporting last week, on Sept 27 ~ see I was out doing my last nights business when this firey sonic ball in sky light me business up.
I was shooting poopers and whizzing all the way to the back door. Emptied my tank so to say. I could just hear your reporting if that had happened to you.
Thanks for stopping by my blog
Sweet William The Scot

Tweedles -- that's me said...

those cooker ookers are mnaking me want one too!
lovew
tweedles

scotsmad said...

Chicken feets! We've never had that part of a chicken before. And with claws attached. Then you can pick your teeth when you've finished!

What a great pressie.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

ANGEL ABBY said...

Holy kitty claws...that is chicken feets!! OH MY Puddles pawsome!!!

Mitch and Molly said...

We have had chicken feets before and they are so crunchy and delicious, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, we WANT to try chicken feet but mum is too MEAN to buy them. She says it makes her feel sick. Who cares we say. We have chicken who live nextdoor to us. Maybe they'll give us some of their feet. They could just roll around their yard couldn't they?? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Chicken! We wants chicken deaded by Pudles!



(Pee Ess- Mr Geoff says that you can come over for tacos anytime you wants- AND he already has a case of your favorite beer on ice)

Murphy said...

Our mom is totally grossed out but me and Stanley would give it a try!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Taffy said...

Puddles, I think you actually fell asleep while eating that...it was so tasty that you couldn't walk away!

KB Bear said...

You are SO lucky Puddles! First, I was amazed that you didn't hurt yourself bouncing off the walls - since you have a history of all sorts of vet stuff. But then, those chicken claws - wow! Did your mom taste them too? :)

Berts Blog said...

ewwww I have been gone so long and I come back and find pictures of chicken feet. yucky....(That is what My Vickie says) I say

yahoo Puddles CHicken Feet. Feast time.

missed ya
Bert

Jazzi said...

That was quite a treat!! You must have felt like you died and went o heaven. Hey how about claws tacos???

Wags
Jazzi

Elyse and Riley said...

That is absolutely GENIUS to use fluffing from a de-fluffing incident (all parties are innocent until proven guilty) for the packing material! Better than just throwing it out.

Haha, and Albert had to be banished to the backyard with his chicken foot because he's a drama queen! Riley and Chloe can both be like that with food and treats at times. Such a pain, having to separate them...especially since Chloe takes 87 minutes to eat a single grain of rice! :)

Good Lord, do you really think I could tell that whole story in 2 sentences?? (This long comment has probably already proven the opposite to you). No, I have pictures and a video, and will likely have a gazillion sentences to go along with those. I'll probably single-handedly break the internet (shouldn't have just written that, because now I'll get hate mail when the internet breaks). ;)

Elyse (and Riley)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Chicken claws? That looks very interesting! A lot of foreigners gag when they see Asians nomming on chicken feet. Hee hee.

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

You REALLY look like you are in heaven eating that claw Puddles... They must be great!

gyeong said...

I guess that answers the question between dark and light meat. Chicken feets is the best.

What Remains Now said...

One word...YUM!

Mollie said...

Puddles I had sum of doze and dont'z day STINK lovie'z..I waz drooling'z at youz knawring'z on dat..haz you tried the bull'z dick..dat'z equallylie'z az good'z..BOL
Amen Sister and haz a wonderful day BAWAHWHHHWAWAAA xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Mum the vegetarian is puking as we speak - enjoy!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Kari in Alaska said...

yum!!!!!

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

jen said...

I'm gagging right along with your Mom but as long as you like them Puddles, that is all that matters!