Furiends, da day befores yesterday...which was Monday...
I was in a state of mournin'.
It was one of da worstest days evers and I is includin' all my
allergic reactions..it was a terrible day fur me.
It all started withs me tryin' to takes a nap.
(why do my naps always gets interrupted?)
But I heards all dis commotion outside.
And OMD was I evers shocked at what I seened.
Out my mum and dad's bedroom window I seened DIS....
"What da hell he be doin'?" I thoughted to myself
And then briefly laters...DIS!
He was all up in my Pee-can tree!
So bouts a gazillian hours laters they lefted my yard and I finally
was ables to go check out my yard to sees what he was doin'.
I screamed likes I has nevers screamed befores.
Believes me, da whole entire 'hood hearded my screams.
Dis is what I seened.
I started cryin' uncontrollably.
HE CUT DOWN MY PEE-CAN TREE!!!!!!!!!!
I began to reminsce of all da cherished memories of my pee-can tree.
There was da time I planted beer theres, da time Mini me ran into da bank,
all my hours of diggin' fun, and last but not least...all my pee-can I ated and
my awesome pee-can pies.
Through time, I learned hows to eat 'em whole...sometimes even withs a worm in 'em.
Ooooooh such wonderful memories.
I just coulldn't takes it anymores, I telled mum I wanted to go in da house.
I was still cryin' and asked hers....
"WHY woman would you has them cut my tree down?"
Hers response was stoopid..."Because it was in bad condition and it could have fallen on the house."
See...stoopid...we has insurance.
Befores I go I must leave you withs a photo of me eatin' pee-cans.
Nows Mr. Pee-can Theivin' man came back da next day so there be
twice as much brush in da yard and he not even done da actual tree yet.
And to make matters worser, ht had to take my fence down so nows I has to
go poop and pee on a leash in da FRONT YARD fur da whole world to see.