Friday, November 1, 2013

A Holiday Guest

I wanna say thanks to everybuddy dat participated in da Halloween festivities.
And a big thank you to all those dat had a festivity, ya'll all put in so much work
and I absolutely had a BLAST!!!!

Okays, now fur my post in
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I was nappin' on da couch, you knows, recoopin' from all da halloween
festivals, when alls of a sudden I heards a rat-a-tap-tap
at my door.
"Hmmm, I wondered, "Who's could dat be interuptin' my nap?"
And then I seened it....OMD...I SEENED IT! 
I screamed,
NOOOOOOOO like I really screamed loud...
...likes a girl!!!!!
I can scream really loud...ask da neighbors.
I seened it outta da corner of my eyeball!
And then to be safe, I looked with both my eyeballs.
And then I was like, "Oh HAAAAYULLL!"
(dat is hell in southern)

Yes, in deed folks...it was none udders than....




CHRISSY!!!!!!
Chrissy is back and she camed early dis year.
They say she is an Elf on da shelf but it's more like Elf from Hell.
Last years her gotts in ALL sorts of trubles and I not likes dat cuz dat is MY job.

Anyways, I has Chrissy as a holiday guest again dis year and I hopes ya'll
stay tuned on Fridays to sees what her has been doin'.

OH MY DOG.....
WAIT...I has to has a pikture of myself on my post.
It's old but I is just so purties we should all sees it again.


Puddles...hidin' from Chrissy

42 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Elves can be so much trouble.....mom says they steal and hide things at our house all the time....that and the dreaded " some doggie"

Team Beaglebratz said...

The bad thing'boutz them ELVEZ iz that they iz so small that they can git ANYWHEREZ an'u NEVER KNOW when or where they will pop up next - OUTSIDE OR IN THE HOUSE OR ...
An'Chrissy lookz like one of them furry much sneaky elvez - like cood really cauze sum kinda mischif.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY CHRISSY IS BACK...AND IF ANYONE CAN KEEP PUDDLES D. RAINWATER OUT OF TROUBLE IT IS CHRISSY. 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT CHRISSY SEES GOES STRAIGHT TO SANTA'S EARS.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

gyeong said...

Chrissy looks like a total troublemaker. Better watch your back.

GOOSE said...

Never trust an elf, never. The stories I could tell you of how they have caused mayhem in my life. If you need a place to stay while you have Chrissy you can come here it is an elf free zone.
Blessings,
Goose

Marg said...

Oh no Chrissy is back. Better go hide Puddles. That silly elf.Maybe she will behave this time. Have a great day.

houndstooth said...

Oh nooooooo! I have a feeling one of those evil things will show up here, too. Be careful that Mini Puddles doesn't fall under her evil spell!

Bunny

P.S. Thanks for the driving suggestion!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

THIS is NOT gonna be Good ... is it?

Lovable Lily said...

You better start sleeping with one eye open Puddles. Don't let her fool ya!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

stellaroselong said...

Wesa never heards about chrissy where were we at when all that was a going on...um...
stella rose,mags and gussie

Molly The Wally said...

We agree never trust an elf they are trouble. Keep your eyes peeled Puddles. Have a fabulous trouble free Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Marley said...

Not again! Who invited her? You can create enough trouble without that pesky elf!
Licks,
Marley

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Ooooh. Evil elves are never good. But we like your old picture with your blue nails! Very stylish, Miss Puddles!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

harrispen said...

That Chrissy is a bit scary looking.

Millie & Walter

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

NO WAY do we want that CHRISSY comin to OUR HILL... is she can cause YOU trouble we think she is WAY beyond Our Pay Grade. Just sayin. BUTT thanks fur the offer.
We LOVE your Blue Nails painting. They look PERFECT with your furs.

Brian said...

Chrissy was suppose to bring a mouse with her!

easyweimaraner said...

That sounds interesting, I bet a lot of thrilling adventures will follow :o)

Jazzi said...

Oh no, not Crissy!!

Any picture of you id great.

Is you need any place to hide, you can hide under our cushions BOL

wags
Jazzi and addi

The Websters said...

Mrs. Master got some blue toenail polish. I think she's trying to be like you.

Keep us posted on Chrissy. I heard those elves are really really naughty.

Nora

Susie and Sidebite said...

Oh No, and Elf, till Christmas!

The Mad Scots
Pees; sure glad you put you pic on the post, gotta have our Puddles fix!

GizmoGeodog said...

Never too many looks at your pretty face Puddles...Now about Chrissy...maybe put an ankle monitor on her this year so you can keep track and maybe stop some of that mischief?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We don't like the look on Chrissy's face. She looks...mischievous!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Gahhh, it's hideous! Maybe you can shred it with your blue nails.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh no! That Chrissy was naughty, naughty last year. And she's already back to torture y'all again?? Wow. Those elves are pretty creepy...true story!

Elyse and Riley

Life with Wrigs said...

Tell that troublemaker Chrissy to go away--at least until after Thanksgiving, Puddles! We hope you won't be blamed for all the mischief and mayhem.

Susan and Wrigs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...up heer in de north we say it like

oh.... hell..... noe....

we due knot now thiz chrissy gurl...due we wanna ???

hay, heerz two a grate week oh end, eat plentee oh pie :)

Murphy said...

We like those pretty toenails! Maybe all this trouble you keep getting blamed for has really been Chrissy!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Noodles said...

Please. . . keep. . . Chrissy. . . away. . . from. . . me! I don't need anymore trouble.
Love Noodles

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I is confuzzled, Puddles. How can you, Oh Great Puddles, let a puny little elf come on YOUR turf and take ofur being noggty? That is so wrong. You should put the bitey on that elf. I think a little stufficide be in order here.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Chrissy sure did come early - the little bipeds have a couple of visitors like Chrissy, every year the family seems to get bigger and bigger. Wonder what fun things Chrissy has planned - she has lots of days until Christmas.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

KB Bear said...

Your toe nails are SO cool! Just show them to Chrissy, and she'll RUN!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Puddles and the pumpkin, sporting blue polish? In keeping with the season at least.

Unlike Chrissy. Waaayyy to early to be calling and making herself at home.

Send her packing. Isn't that her job anyway. Helping Santa to pack?

Keep her right, Puddles gal. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mitch and Molly said...

We don't like that know-it-all evil grin on Chrissy's face, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Ruby said...

HOLY CRAP!!! RUN!!!! HIDE!!! Grab the beers and Cheetos and...and...sorry, lost my train of thought...a beer sounds good....
Ooops, sorry, I'm back *belch*, sorry... Oh, that's betters, now I know you know this, butts Elves just can't be trusted. They're tattle tails and trouble makers. Once, and Elf ripped up Ma's favorite pairs of shoes and blamed it on MOI !!! I mean, really??! Just lookie at those beady little eyes and creepy ass smile....Troubles. Troubles.
I'll get the sack, and you gets the wagon, and we'll bury her good and deep!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, that thing freaks me out. I hope she never comes to my house. I love the picture with your blue nails. Sleep with one eye open, I am serious. Who knows what she is capable of. I will be waiting anxiously for your reports.


Loveys Sasha

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Oh that Chrissy! Careful! There's those pretty blue toes ;-)

What Remains Now said...

Let the fun begin!

Pippa Sheltie said...

CHRISSY?! But it's just Movember! Oh no, I bet she's spying on you for Santa, you better be good, Puddles, because I think you deserve a present in December!
By the way, did you get a pawdecure? Hahaha, those nails sure stand out!
Have a super week,
Pippa :)

Oz theTerrier said...

Puddles, as always...you are gorgeous! Now, about that Chrissy...shouldn't she still be up in the North Pole?!? I mean, great dawg...it's not even Thanksgiving yet. If I were you, I would give her a good bite on the bum when she isn't looking.
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Mollie said...

Blimey Puddles that Chrissy scared the living furs outta me, youz sure dat'z not Chucky'z daughter come to get'z you in your sleep..BAWAHHWHAHHWHA.. Sleep'z wiff one eye'z open, juzt saying BOL xxoxx

Mollie and Alfie

Coccolino B said...

Yahoo - time for Chrissy to come back! Elves get into lots of trouble. Seems kind of like pigs...

Dexter said...

This is so very wrong. How did that Chrissy escape whatever confines he is incarcerated in before it is even turkey day? This is yet another sign of the apocalypse. Seasonally inappropriate cute character appearances. I'm going to forget I ever saw this post.

Kisses,
Dexter