I hopes everybuddy had a wonderful weekend!
Mine was...ummm, well, it was intresting.
So naturally I has a story.
It all beganed Saturday when Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man
camed back to my house to finish stealin' my stuffs.
Oh and by da way, mum was too slow withs da camera so
I broked out da crayons to draw ya'll some piktures.
Dis is a temporary fence my dad putted up so
Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man coud gets his giant
truck into my backyard. It is also useful in keepin'
three doxies in their backyard so they not out raomin' da 'hood
and gettin' in trubles.
It all beganed Saturday when Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man
camed back to my house to finish stealin' my stuffs.
Oh and by da way, mum was too slow withs da camera so
I broked out da crayons to draw ya'll some piktures.
Dis is a temporary fence my dad putted up so
Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man coud gets his giant
truck into my backyard. It is also useful in keepin'
three doxies in their backyard so they not out raomin' da 'hood
and gettin' in trubles.
Nows Mr. Pee-can Man was in his bucket thingamajig in his giant
truck which was in da driveway.
truck which was in da driveway.
Then alls of a sudden my dad hearded Pee-can Man screamin'.
(Mum, well, her was fidgetin' withs da Christmas Tree lights cuz they done
went out agian and her was oblivious to everything around hers.)
So my dad took off like a bat outta hell.
While Pee-can Man was screamin' "HEEEELP ME!!!!",
my dad was yellin' "OOOOH SHIIIIT!!!!"
And then we all heard KAAAAAABAM!!!!!!!
Mr Pee-can Tree Man's giant truck doned rolled and smashed into our fence
and rolled through da yard...with him still in da bucket.
Broke da fence in four places.
Apparently my fence stopped him from rollin' down into da railroad tracks.
And mum...
...was cryin' fur da fence.
Her kept thinkin' hers would has to take us back out on leashes to pee FUREVERS.
Gee mum, don't worry...Mr. Pee-can Tree Man is okays, I is sure
he appreciates your bein' all concerned bouts his well bein'.
Not to worries, Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man was alright and my fence
was back up in a mttr of minutes, it not look purties but it's up.
(dats what happens when you steal my pee-can trees).
Now I will just sit back and see what fascinatin' stuff happens dis week.
Puddles...huntin' fur da last of da pee-cans
...was cryin' fur da fence.
Her kept thinkin' hers would has to take us back out on leashes to pee FUREVERS.
Gee mum, don't worry...Mr. Pee-can Tree Man is okays, I is sure
he appreciates your bein' all concerned bouts his well bein'.
Not to worries, Mr. Pee-can Tree Thievin' Man was alright and my fence
was back up in a mttr of minutes, it not look purties but it's up.
(dats what happens when you steal my pee-can trees).
Now I will just sit back and see what fascinatin' stuff happens dis week.
Puddles...huntin' fur da last of da pee-cans
45 comments:
Your illustrations are very moving. I worry about Peacan Man and his truck. Is it possible that some wee beast went out and removed the brake? Methinks that a Puddles who has been steaming over the whole Peacan incident might have played a part in the "accident."
Kisses,
Dexter
Excellent reenactment of the events Puddles!
After reviewing all the details, we have to agree with Dexter. We too think that maybe, just maybe, you had something to do with the truck moving. We all know what a great driver you are!
At least you didn't have to call an am-ba-lance for the thief.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL PUDDLES NOW WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT SCREAMING WAS COMING FROM AND WHY. HOLY MOLEY WE HAD KNOW IDEA YOUR MUM AND DAD COULD TALK THAT LOUD.
PLEASE GIVE THE RESIDENT AR-TIST A BRAVO FOR HER MODERN RENDERING OF SAID ACCIDENT. Mom is laughing her head off....and as you know I'm MOL too
Madi your bfff
Puddles. you are so good at making an almost tragedy really really funny. Glad the Pee Can Man was all right. Listen, did the Christmas tree lights get back on?? We are coming to visit you. Your life is very exciting.
See I always say what comes around goes around. And Mr. Peacan Man found that out.I am glad he was not hurt, butt maybe he will think twice before he takes what is not his.
Blessings,
Goose
Puddles! You are so funny! I can't even think of a good comment because I'm laughing so hard.
Maybe you are a telekinetic and tried to teach Mr. Pecan Man a lesson. Poor fence. Hopefully you get full use of your yard back. Then mums won't have to worry abouts the leashes. Hope the lights stay on this till Christmas.
BOL Puddles you really crack us up. That'll teach the thieving pee-can man. Sure won't be round your crib again pal. Did you set a trap for him? LOL and mum still fiddling with the lights....tears are streaming down our faces from laughing so hard.
Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
Your drawings are super cool! I just imagine that poor guy in the bucket... think he was really in the bucket for some minutes hehe. I think your drawing is perfect in case you have to explain that case to an insurance too.
OH THE HORROR of it. We think that Mr. Pee Can tree Theevin guy had this comin. Shame on him. What was he DOING steelin your Pee Can Tree? We think the PoPo should have halled him away.
OMD your FENCE... What a HORRIBLE HORROR... he and his truck BROKE your FENCE. THAT is SO WRONG.
And it was such a FESTIVE and DECORATIVE fence. GOOD GRIEF... you could have ended up with a Barn Siding Fence.
Your Informative Illustrations were as good as any Picture. I just wish you had added an ARROW to point out your mum's former HELLbow.
Tee hee hee! The last one of your mom totally gave me the giggles! I'm glad nobody was hurt, and I sure hope you save a pee-can so you can plant a new tree in the spring!
Bunny
P.S. You didn't have anything to do with the "accident" did you? I hear that elf will tell on you if you did!
Puddles, that story will be hard to beat! Wow!
Ohhh Myyyy DAAAWWWGG! Puddles, your life is never boring. Holy cow that peecan man is a menace and needs to be run outa town, truck and all before he ruins everything. Yikes. Good thing you were safe in the house during all of this mayhem. Say, after reading Dexter, you didn't do some doxie gnawing on those brake lines did you?!? Hmmmmm. Interesting.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
The graphics were Most Instructive; without those pictures, we would have been completely lost and confused. And yes, we think Dexter may be on to something. Not that you would be so devious as sabotage a Pee-can Truck (especially if it would result in you having to be on leashes to go piddle)... Never a dull moment at your house, huh?
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
we wondered if you had evers thought about going to art tist school cos yousa a really good drawer, we are glad no one was hurt but i guess karma stepped and took care of the tree killer. I hopes you found lots of peacans.
stella rose
Puddles
That was most exciting..nothing that good evew happens at my house..I was on the edge of my seats wowwying whewe the wun away peacan stealing man's twuck woold go..thank dog youw fence stopped him..i think he should be tewwibully gwateful to you and buy you a bootiful new fence..btw. I love the pawtwait of youw Mom
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Your artwork made us feel like you were watching events unfold. Your fence was killed? My mom would have the same reaction as your mom. Fenced yards make life easier!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh dear...it kinda serves that PEE-can tree ma right for stealing your Pee-cans, but your poor fence. So glad it went back up in minutes. Will the tree theivin' ever end?
Oz
Well first I'm glad that the Peecan man was ok.
LMAO! There is just too much that is hysterical about this post-from the drawings to your Mom being more concerned about having to take you out to pee than if the dude was still alive. Exactly my thoughts :)
Lucky for the Pecan tree stealing man that your dad was home. With your mom fiddling with the Christmas tree lights goodness knows how long he would have been stuck up the bucket in his truck. Glad everything worked out and your illustrations were fantastic!
Millie & Walter
C'mon Puddles, fess up! Is Dexter right? Did you sab-o-toge that Pea_Can Stealing truck?? We won't tell anyone...
-Bart, Ruby and Otto
Bet the peecan steeling man won't come back to your house again!
Mom is still laughing at the illustrations! BWaahaaa
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
I think Angel Pip was making sure that pee-can tree stealing human had fun on his own bucket list tour!
I don't think that pecan stealing man knows what he is doing. Trucks have breaks and those things you put in front of the tires so you don't roll around. Going through you fence is just not right. I hope you deducted that from his pay.
Maybe he should just pay you!
I thought that looked like railroad tracks behind your house.
Thanks for stopping by my blog
Sweet William The Scot
Yepperz- if that PEE-CAN thief had not bin stealin'what ain't hiz in the furst place then none of that wooda happened. We Beaglebratz say he owez u a new fence an'he needz tue build it.
By the way - thoze drawinz'u did were just mah-ve-lus! We knew cood follow the story just az u told it.
Shiloh'n Shasta
Wow, and he never even SAW you sneaking in to let up the brake! You're a ninja, Puddles. That'll teach him not to mess with your tree.
sew....still noe pecan pie huh....
bye de way puddles, yur drawinz iz eggs cell ant... mite we point out.... N we haza eye for troo art....
Oh Puddles I can't help laughing even when it shouldn't be to funny!
Lily
Oh no!! Tats what the guy gets for stealing your stuffs!!!
The pic of your mom crying just cracked us up!!!
wags
Jazzi
We are laughing so hard that we forgot what we were gonna say! This could only happen at your house, Puddles!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Serves him right for stealin' your pecans! Such nerve, really.
Nola
PS: How does your mom make your pawsome headers?
Ohhh, its good you had that fence for him to crash into.
The Mad Scots
Pees: hope you keep checking our Bites Blogville Safety Departments staff, now you gots to get along with a WHOLE Bunch, so be on your bestest fo a while!
The Mad Scots
Oh dear, that's not good. We are glad the pecan man is OK and that your fence is back up, but what a mess. Our Mom is totally sympathizing here with your MOm about having to take you all out on leashes. Not fun at all, she says.
Poor Mom and her Christmas tree lights. We keep hearing ours muttering about it being time to bring out the tree here too.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
I'm glad that the pecan thief is okay - and, be still my heart, that your fence is okay!!!!
Your house is a fascinating place to live, isn't it?
Puddles I am always amazed at your skill in illustrations. Holy Dookeys, you sure have all the fun over there. I gotta come and stay like a week. I would have blog material forever. I am glad it all worked out and you can still go out without your leashes. I mostly hope you found a safe place to store the few peecans you have left. Maybe you can secretly bury one of the peecans and a new tree will grow!! Bury like a bunch of them, you can have peecan trees everywhere.
I am checking with Mommy on when I can come. See you soon.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. do I need to bring anything?
BOL enjoyed your post and thanks for stopping by.
Aroo to you,
Sully
you are such a good artist!
love
tweedles
HOLY CRAP GURL!!!! WTF?! wells, I gotta say, that's what that Pee-can stealin' SOB gets for takin' your most favorite tree in the whole wide WORLDS!!! Just sayin'.....
Okays, okays, I guess I'm glads he didn't get hurt or nothin', and that your Pops was able to run outside and scream shit overs and overs (never can say that word enough around here!!), and that your fence was able to be put back up, and that you won't have to be on a string while you poops and pees, and you don't have to crap in the Pee-can man's truck anymores...oh wait, that wasn't YOU, was it...of course NOT!!!
Pshaw!!!
Okays, now abouts those tree lights....oh, i gots nothin'...Ma still hasn't put ours up yet!
Kudos on those drawings Puddles..I thinks the Louvre is callin....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥☺☺
Puddles, that's quite a story! Your poor fence, we are glad it's all fixed. Though walks forever might not have been too bad :-)
oh my gosh. That poor guy! How terrifying that must have been! Fantastic rendition of the events Puddles. You are a great artist. :)
We agree with the general consensus that a certain Puddles may have had something to do with the truck rolling. ;-)
Puddles -- I think we've invited you to NaNo before, but we wanted to nudge you a bit more toward writing a piece of our round-robin! We just need 6 more writers and we are at the very most exciting part of the story. We don't want it to end!
If you can spare a few moments at any point in the next few days please let us know over at Rocco's House.
Puddles....
What a story!! I love the way you retold it!! And I like your drawings!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose
Hari Om
BOL x87mills.... (no disrep to the Pee-Can Man!) Oh you do tell it well my little furriend. Sorry a bit erratics with my comms - coz the comms down here are all - well...- erratic! As for your melting in da rains? Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, as the saying goes!!!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hey puddles I'm back!!
Wow you're great at re creating stories i feel like i was there too BOL!!!
What a crazy day you had!
Love Milo :)
OH my gosh. We are crying we're laughing so hard over here. It totally serves him right. It's good that he didn't hurt a train in the process.
So, I'm assuming the peecan man is going to pay for you to get a really nice new fence?
Nora
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