Hellos all my dear furiends and udders dat come to reads bouts my life.
I hopes you all haded a wonderful Christmas...or whatevers you celebrates.
I myself had a most luverly celebration but I will tells you all bouts it laters
in da week.
See, today I has anudder one of my famous stories to shares withs ya'll.
And yep, it be a Kerazy Lady story...BEST EVERS if I do say so.
Her has done some STOOPID stuffs befores but dis one...dis one...
...dis one takes da cheetos or cake, whatevers.
So be prepared, sit down and gets comfy.
Okays, let's all gather 'round in a circle.
(Ernie, be still and listen)
Okays here we goes....
It was December 23rd, cold and blistery and early in da day mum went to da bank
to gets some monies. Her just threw her monies in to hers pocketbook instead
of hers wallet...sumptin her nevers do.
Later in da day hers went to da mall...in da car...to do some last minute shoppin'
(only morons go to da mall 2 days before Christmas).
So hers gotted done withs her stuffs and on da way home
her stopped at a gas station, parked hers car, gots out and locked da doors.
Those is suppose to be devil horns but they is really peppers cuz I had no horns.
Well then hers went in da store and remembered hers money was in her
pocketbook and not in hers wallet so then hers walked out to retrieve her monies.
Hers opened da store door and her seen her car...for a moment hers thoughted
someone was STEALIN' it...cuz it was not wheres her parked it.
But then hers realized it was ROLLIN' through da parking lot of da store!!!!!!
Good thing mum haded on her runnin' shoes cuz hers had to RUUUUUN through
da parkin' lot to chase hers car down...running like a zombie was chasin' her kinda run.
So hers finally gotted to hers runaway car but then hers had to wait til it rolled past
da concrete barrier thingamajig to be ables to get da door open.
But then da door was locked so hers had to unlock da door as da car was still rollin'.
But hers got it unlocked and got in and stopped it.
Then, hers had to look around to sees if anybuddy seen how stoopid her was.
Nows, luckily mum went back out to gets her money or hers car would has been
in da middle of a MAJOR, BUSY BUSY road in Greenville (big city next to us).
Nows folks, there be so many morals to dis story but I shall just choose one....
when you parks your car...make sure you has da gear shift in PARK...it be there
fur a freakin' reason...to make sures your car is PARKED.
And her says I not a good driver...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okays now nuffs bouts mum's stoopidity...
Be back heres tomorrow fur when da bar opens at 12 pm fur da New Year's Eve Bash.
Ruby, Madi, Sasha, and I will be mannin' da bar...or should dat be womanin?
Anyways, we will has drinks fur all ages.