Monday, December 30, 2013

Makin' Fun of Mum on Monday #492744

Hellos all my dear furiends and udders dat come to reads bouts my life.
I hopes you all haded a wonderful Christmas...or whatevers you celebrates.
I myself had a most luverly celebration but I will tells you all bouts it laters
in da week.
See, today I has anudder one of my famous stories to shares withs ya'll.
And yep, it be a Kerazy Lady story...BEST EVERS if I do say so.
Her has done some STOOPID stuffs befores but dis one...dis one...
...dis one takes da cheetos or cake, whatevers.
So be prepared, sit down and gets comfy.
Okays, let's all gather 'round in a circle.
(Ernie, be still and listen)

Okays here we goes....
It was December 23rd, cold and blistery and early in da day mum went to da bank 
to gets some monies. Her just threw her monies in to hers pocketbook instead
of hers wallet...sumptin her nevers do.
Later in da day hers went to da mall...in da car...to do some last minute shoppin'
(only morons go to da mall 2 days before Christmas).

So hers gotted done withs her stuffs and on da way home
her stopped at a gas station, parked hers car, gots out and locked da doors.
Those is suppose to be devil horns but they is really peppers cuz I had no horns.  

Well then hers went in da store and remembered hers money was in her
 pocketbook and not in hers wallet so then hers walked out to retrieve her monies.

Hers opened da store door and her seen her car...for a moment hers thoughted
someone was STEALIN' it...cuz it was not wheres her parked it.
But then hers realized it was ROLLIN' through da parking lot of da store!!!!!!
Good thing mum haded on her runnin' shoes cuz hers had to RUUUUUN through
da parkin' lot to chase hers car down...running like a zombie was chasin' her kinda run.

So hers finally gotted to hers runaway car but then hers had to wait til it rolled past
da concrete barrier thingamajig to be ables to get da door open.
But then da door was locked so hers had to unlock da door as da car was still rollin'.
But hers got it unlocked and got in and stopped it.
Then, hers had to look around to sees if anybuddy seen how stoopid her was.
Nows, luckily mum went back out to gets her money or hers car would has been 
in da middle of a MAJOR, BUSY BUSY road in Greenville (big city next to us).

Nows folks, there be so many morals to dis story but I shall just choose one....
when you parks your car...make sure you has da gear shift in PARK...it be there
fur a freakin' reason...to make sures your car is PARKED.

And her says I not a good driver...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okays now nuffs bouts mum's stoopidity...
Be back heres tomorrow fur when da bar opens at 12 pm fur da New Year's Eve Bash.
Ruby, Madi, Sasha, and I will be mannin' da bar...or should dat be womanin?
Anyways, we will has drinks fur all ages.

Puddles

45 comments:

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Oh NOs!! Your poor Mommy. Our Mommy had to laugh about that one.
When she was a sweet young thing, like 100 years ago, actually she was 23, she parked her cat at the
apartment she lived in and it started rolling and she tried to stop it by pulling the door handle. What a Doofus. So much for that car. She road the bus for 8 years after that one.

Happy New Year!!

♥♥♥Mommy's Girls

PS......give Whitney a kiss from Mommy

Marg said...

Poor Mom, Puddles. I bet she was mortified. Glad she was able to catch the car and not get hurt.
Love your stories Puddles. Have a fantastic day.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Oh oh...that is funny and scary too.....the puddles mobile could of gotten damaged and then she wouldn't of been able to get your Cheetos and beer!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL PUDDLES ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOODNESS YOU AND YOUR GIRL WERE NOW IN THE CAR AND MOST IMPORTANT WE HAD NO IDEA YOUR ITTY BITTY MOM COULD MOVE THAT FAST AND LASTLY...WE WONDER IF PER CHANCE THAT STORE HAD A SECURITY CAMERA AND IF PER CHANCE THAT INCIDENT HAS GONE VIRAL ON THE INTTTERRR NETS?
SINCERELY MADI YOUR BFFF AND FELINE BARWENCH

Dexter said...

Miss Puddles, my momma has a similar tale. It seems that one time my Grandpa sprung his momma (that would be my human great granny) from the old folks home to go and visit the grave of her dead husband.

Along the way he had to stop for something or other and he left her sitting in the car. But you know what? He must have left the car in neutral (standard shift, you know) and when he came out, the car was sitting squarely in the middle of a busy intersection with cars all honking and jostling and great grandma just sitting there like "when is that son of mine going to hurry up and get this show on the road?"

Kisses,
Dexter

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Whooops! Your Mom might want to consider getting a car that was made after, oh, I dunno, 1909 or so. Most modern cars won't let you actually take the key out of the ignition unless the car is in park... Just saying... At least the Puddlesmobile is intact and ready to go get beer and cheetos for New Year's Eve. Speaking of which, will the bar be serving single malt scotch, or do I need to bring my own? (Abby just drinks kool-aid, so she's fine... And yeah, she TOTALLY drinks the kool-aid, if you know what I mean!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Molly The Wally said...

BOL funny Puddles. Luckily all was OK in the end. Talk about larking with the parking. Wonder if they have it on CCTV???????
Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Sam and Pippen said...

This all probably wouldn't have happened if she had taken you to the mall with her. We're sure you would have put the car in park for her when you noticed it was rolling.

We think that's the real moral of the story: Never go shopping without Puddles.

Sam and Pippen

gyeong said...

Puddles, I bet that if you asked nicely, the gas station would hand over the security video :)

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, your Mom really takes the cake as they say. She deserves an award of some sort. Isn't there a show on TV about stoopid human trick that she could get on? We are thankful she didn't get hurted or even twist an ankle from running so fast. We just bet that the employees in the store are enjoying watching that security video over and over and over. Have you checked to see if she's up on YouTube yet?

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

GOOSE said...

Bawhahhahhaa. You know Puddles as a law enforcement officer of Blogville I can get that security video for you. Then we all could gather at the New Years eve bash drinks in hand and Cheetos in a big bowl and watch it over and over again. You know it could have been an "explosive" situation.
Blessings,
Goose

Patrice and Higgins said...

BAwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm glad that she didn't get hurt......bawhahahahahahahaahahaha!!

~Higgins

Taryn said...

Wow! what a story! Good thing your mom caught that car!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Lesson fur next time. Always takes da Puddles when her gots to go somewheres. You IS a good driver and would have driven dat car to....well, da closest bar I guess!

BOL BOL BOL

stellaroselong said...

Your stories always makes our mom look even better...bahahhah wesa gonna try to sneaks out of the house tomorrow nights but dad may be on the look out!
stella rose

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD OMD OMD -- what about the HELLObone????? Crikey, Mrs Kerazy Lady, you sure do live life on the edge!! No wonder Puddles turns to the beer and cheezles... Let that party kick! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

YourSpecialDog said...

BOL BOL BOL , THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Millie and Walter said...

Puddles we are glad to know your mom's car and she are in one piece, but that story and your lovely illustrations were very funny!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Now SEE this is WHY we need to always keep our peeps on Walkin Strings... they should NOT be allowed to run around on their OWN. They just get themselves into all manner of Squirrel Crap like this. SERIOUSLY

OMD What if your car had hit the gas pumps and started a fire and gotten burned up? HOW would SHE ever get your Cheetos and Beer?
What if your car had rolled into the highway and gotten SMASHED like ROAD KILL? How would SHE ever get your Kibble?
What if SHE Fell and hurted her Thumbs? How would SHE ever be able to open the refrigerator to get your Cold Bud Light and Supper?
OMD this Could have been a Terrible DISASTER.
Just reading it caused Ernie and I BOTH to Dribble... and darn it seeing the GRAPHICALS cause us BOTH to leave TURDS on the chair.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Runaway Car! Poor car was trying to escape the KRAZY Lady also. No wonder KRAZY Lady is always at the gym, she has to stay fit to chase down cars. You know only dogs chase cars!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Sam said...

Ha, ha, ha thank Goodness you weren't in the car. We're glad that everything worked out okay. Your mom probably added a few more years to her life, all that excitement would have cleared her arteries.

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahha! Oh that is too funny! Bawhahahahahahaha!

Ruby

P.S.: I went through Pip's secret stash (it was where you said it would be)and found two wigs, glasses with rubber noses, and a couple of parachutes just in case things get too crazy tomorrow night.

KB Bear said...

That is hysterical!!! She is so lucky that her car is slower than she is!!!

Bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thanks Puddles.

Corbin said...

Someone did that to my momma... the women got out of the car leaving my momma in the passenger seat heading towards the hind end of a tractor trailer! BOL! I just love your mom`s silly stories, they make me and the momma giggle.
-Corbin

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh Oh Oh Puddles, too funny
love your illustrations, too too funny, sorry Puddles momma, we are all getting such a good laugh at your expense
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sorry, had to laugh. So glad the car and your mom were okay. Jan can remember chasing a neighbor's car or one of her family's down the shared steep drive when she was a teenager. She also remembers - no, that's another story. We like a roof overhead and food in our tummies.

chicamom85 said...

Puddles??? WTF??? Oh my Dog, that was one of the all time bestest stories, I mean like EVER!!! I pooped and peed(don't tell my Mommy). I will never again EVER question your driving skills. You obviously learned from the best and that explains a lot( and a lot of mail boxes and damaged pizzas). I read Gooses response and I can't wait to watch the video at the pawty. Can we have it playing by the bar over and over. I hope I don't pee myself again, but if I do, I will just say I spilled some juice. I have been practicing with umbrellas and so far I have only stuck myself 5 or 6 times and ooops I got Mommy twice. I will get the hang of it and I can't wait to rock out with you!!


Loveys Sasha

p.s. Is there a chandelier?? I think I am ready to join you up there.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Puddles. We shouldn't laugh at your mum but, well, sorry, bwahahahahaha. Thank dawg you weren't in the car. Thanks for the laughs this morning Puddles. Happy New Year to you and your family.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Mommy is laughing so hard she has tears rolling down her face and she can barely see what she's typing. Jeez. Now we know where YOU got your driving skills from. MOL!
On a more serious note, we are glad no one was injured in this Runaway Car episode.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

N ewe N pip getted a talkin two on yur bucket toor !! ???? frank lee we like de pepperz eye dea tho...oh, N just for de record...de gas stay shunz peepulz iz laffin N laffin....yur mom be catched on videe oh ya noe !!!! may bee her will be on U toob !!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

pea...ezz...P.A.R.K. = S.T.O P.

:)

yur familee bee crazed ya noe !!! we loves this !!!!!!~~~~

Brian said...

My goodness, we've never seen humans chasing cars before MOL!

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh my goodness! I laughed SO hard about this (sorry to the Kerazy Lady...)! I e-mailed the link to 2 people and just read it out loud to Riley's Grandma. At first Riley's Grandma was thinking that your Mum had forgotten about where her money was and freaked out (which happens to her on a near daily basis), but then the plot twist at the end really had her laughing.

Yep, this one definitely is up there in the top funniest Kerazy Lady stories! But seriously, we're glad that she was fast enough to catch up to her car and she didn't get injured (and that her car didn't end up in the middle of the road--that could've been disastrous in so many ways). Maybe you should encourage your Mum to always wear her running shoes...you know, just in case? ;)

Elyse and Riley

scotsmad said...

OMD! That Kerazy lady is a hoot! And a lucky hoot, at that....

Couldn't you get that on surveillance camera...there must be a copy. Probably it'll show up on Youtube.

See you at the bar. Save a section for us.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Mitch and Molly said...

OMD, your poor mom, Puddles! Thank doG the car didn't roll over her feets!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Berts Blog said...

Ha Ha Puddles, we love this story but we are sorry your mum had to run so hard but glad her didn't hurt the car.
We just read Gooses blog and My Vickie wanted to let you know that I did get your card and thank you so much. We werent even on the Christmas list this year and you and some of our other bloggy friends remembered me. I feel so blessed.
love you
Bert

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! Thank you for the belly laugh! *wipes away tears of mirth* Where is Crissy the elf when you need her? I'm surprised your mom has survived this long, but I'm glad she has! I love the stories!


Bunny

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Puddles you crack me up. Your drawings rock too
Lily

Kari in Alaska said...

bwa ha ha ha and the drawings rock

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Mollie said...

When wez furzt heard, wez did buzt a gut Lauffing BAWAWAHHWHHHWHAHHWAA wez sooo pawleazed Mommy or anyone elze wasn't hurt xxxooxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Oh Puddles, your poor mom! We are glad all worked out, especially since we had a chuckle from the story. We wanted to stop by to say Happy New Year!

The Websters said...

Oh Thank you for the story. I needed to hear Mrs. Master laugh and she laughed and laughed.

It's so much better than her saying, "Mini Master, please get your foot out of my rib." And other weird things she seems to be saying now.

More stories please.

Nora

Sandra said...

hilarious and so glad she got that car stopped. i have a quick story. i ad a Vue and at 6 am just at daybreak i went all alone down to the river to take a sunrise photo. there was a man walking past so i sat in the car until he was gone, i tried to turn the car off and it would not, no matter what i did i could not turn it off. i called hubby and 10 minutes later he drove up got in the car and PUT THE CAR IN PARK... seems the view will not turn off if not in park. i had left it in gear so it was yelling at me to put it in park... your mom needs that on her car. MOL LOL

easyweimaraner said...

I try not to laugh (that's hard). I have no clue why things like this always happen to the girls. Bet that's a kind of magic...

What Remains Now said...

Thank goodness you weren't with her, Puddles! Yikes. Glad everything turned out...mom's okay, the car's okay and you got an AWESOME blog post out of it.