Friday, May 8, 2015

HELLOS!

HEEEEEEEEELLOS ALL MY LOVES!!!!!!!
it's me Puddles Duddles Rainwater...not sures if ya''' remembers me or not
but i is da cute little dachshund dat likes beer and cheetos...
and has her very own portrait in a jail cell, i is special dat way.

I had a heart to to heart talk withs mum da udder day and i telled her i must get backs to my blog cuz i is famous and if i not blog then i would not be famous no mores...then i would has no reality show
in my future and i has to make beer money somehows.
Plus dis might be a smashin' way to meet Ellen
Obviously hers felt bad fur me so i HERES.
(Mum spilled acetone on da keys so they work good no mores)

Anyways, all is well heres.

Brudder Albert still be a dork...and hairy.
a few weeks ago him haded to go to da vet cuz he had a partial herniated disc.
He be much betters now cuz i tooks really good cares of him..ahem, cough, cough.

and Sissy Whitney...
 
...is still a bitch but worse these days.
Dont let dat smilin' face fool ya'll.
Her was diagnosed withs dementia a few months ago,
her has gotten pretty darn aggressive, her has even bit My Girl and her friend, Miss Lily
My Girl cant go no wheres near Whitney
Her paces even more and srares off into space. it be really sad.
But mum has her back.

And me, da Puddles...
I command you to bring me cheetos

...well, I is still perfect.
Still got da eyes dat can compel anyone or anything to do whatevers...hehehehe.

So to makes a long story short we will be posting once a week until da Girl
gets out of school. but i will be commenting through out da week...
you knows, just to make sures your days are complete...hehehe.

Anyways, i has missed ya'll so terribly much.
but i is back fur da long haul...whatevers dat means.

Puudles...the Original


45 comments:

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Hooray, hooray! Da Puddles is BACK in Blogville. We missed ya, girl! We've been wondering what you've been up to....sorry to hear that sissy bit Your Girl! Can't wait to sit down with you with a beer and cheetos. Although Margaritas are more popular in Blogville now!

The Daily Pip said...

*insert sound of rapid decent to earth* CRASH BANG BOOOOOOOOOOOM ....

* Insert CHEESEBURGER AND CHEETO BITS RAINING FROM SKY*

Oops, my bad. That darn gravity thing gets me every time. Well, the burgers and Cheetos may be blown to bits but they are still tasty. In fact, if you stand still and open your mouth they fall right in.

I thought you said you would have the beer?

The Daily Pip said...

Oh, and in case you are confused by The Daily Pip ...that's me ...my assistant reworked the blog but it's still ME and Ruby and Rosie, too.

Lovable Lily said...

Butt Puddles, you furgots to tell everyone you be on the Instagram now which makes you even more famous!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD.....Me has magical powers! Just last night me and da Momma were sittin' here lookin at your last post from October and said....Geez, we sure miss da Puddles. Wonder where her is!!! AND POOF....here you is right back where you's belong! YAY YAY YAY
Don't get losted again pleeze...

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

SO you are wanting a REALITY Show???
Like that Car Dashing Uns??? Does that mean that you will soon have LONG FURS and be known as MR. Puddles?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...........................................................(sounds of thumping on the etherceil.))))))))))))))OMD OMD OMD OMD......... she's back she's back she's back...............oh you have no idea how we have missed you Puddles!!!!!!!!!! aaarrrrhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............

{decorum wummin pull yersel' together}

ahem.... Welcome back Miss Puddles. I had surmised that perhaps the Girl was more the focus for a while - but am also sorry to hear of the aging issues of Whitney-sis.

aaarrgghggggghghghgheeeeeeeeeee SHE'S BACK.... coughcoughgg.g.... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Millie and Walter said...

Yeah! Puddles is back. We are sorry to hear Miss Whitney isn't doing very well but we are happy that you and the Dork are well.

Mark Muller said...

Oh that's a surprise! How could I furget you? Hugs to you all :o)
easy rider

Oreo said...

YAY!! You're back!! We have missed you soooooooooo much!! Really!
I am Oreo and new since Jazzi passed last august but I am trying to keep up the bloggie. I have heard how you and pip stole our couch cushions...Addi is still looking for them BOL
Glad that your back and yes stay!!

Wags
Oreo

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we are SOOOOOOOOOOO glad to see you and your family. I see that Angel Pip found you. We sure have missed you. The blogging world is just not the same without you. You all have a fantastic day.

Brian said...

Dang Puddles, it's so good to see you all and yes, we've been missing you terribly!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We are just checking back to see if you are REALLY here and not just a PIGment of our imaginations... Oink Oink

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

YEP.... we see that our comments are showing up and STAYING and everythingy...

It brings Tears to our Eyes...

Anybuddy got an extra Snot Rag????

kmp said...

Welcome back, Puddles!!

Edgar and his mum

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Wow! Wow! Wow! You were so very missed, Puddles! As a matter of fact Ms. Inger from Desert Canyon was asking about you not too long ago.. and all I could think of to say is ... I don't know what happened to Puddles?? You might want to go over and give her a visit... you have the gift of making us all smile, and she could use some smiles since she just lost her husband several weeks ago.
SO glad to have you back, Puddles!!

Madi and Mom said...

SHOUTING IN NC...OMDS OMCS JUMPIN' CATFISH....PUDDLES D. RAINWATER...MY SWEET ADORABLE LITTLE DOXIE AND HER SIBLINGS WE HAVE MISSED YOUR SORELY (MOM TALK, I TOLD HER TO SAY A TON). NO WAY COULD WE EVER FORGET YOU WE THINK ABOUT YOU A LOT AND ALL THE CRAZY TIMES WE HAVE HAD GIRLFRIEND I HAVE MISSED YOU.
OHHH SINCE YOU MOM HAS WHITNEY'S BACK..PLEASE ASK HER TO GIVE WHITNEY A KITTY KISS FROM ME AND TELL HER AGING IS NOT FOR SISSIES.
WE ARE SO GLAD ALBERT IS BETTER...OH AND YEAH PLEASE TELL YOUR ASSISTANT HAVE MISSED HER WIT.
LOTS OF HUGS YOUR BFFFFFFF MADI AND HER MOM
PS GIVE YOUR GIRL A KISSIE TOO

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL WE CAME BACK TOO.... MOM THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WAS HALLUCINATING!!
HUGS MADI GIRL I MISSED YOU!!!

Madi and Mom said...

HEY FRANKIE AND ERNIE IS SEE YOU NEED A SNOT RAG...REMEMBER I SENT YOU SOME BUT A BIRDIE TOLD ME YOUR MOM USED THEM...MOL MOL MOL THAT IS ALL I'M SAYING.
HUGS MADI

Idaho PugRanch said...

WAHOO!!!! Puddles is back!!!!!! Gosh we are so glad to see you - we have missed you, just like everybody else!!!!
WAHOO!!!!!!!!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

stellaroselong said...

YOU have been missed, Angus can now come out of his deep depression.
stella rose

Mitch and Molly said...

yipppeeeeeeeeeeeee - we are so happy that you're back, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we missed you puddles - we were just getting to know you when you disappeared and are so happy you will be back

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We surely has missed da Puddles! We are so glad to see you post and tell us how everyone is. Now about that cheese puff...

Sully said...

Welcome, welcome back Puddles, you've been missed.

Aroo to you,
Sully

The Daily Pip said...

*insert sound of beer can opening*

I always has a beer. Bawhahahhahahahaha
This is from my secret stash that I keep hidden in a cloud cause technically I'm not supposed to be drinking in heaven

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

OMD, are we dreaming??????? Is it really you or just a mirage??? We would be so very happy to see you back for sure!!! You are looking even more beautiful than ever. Sorry to hear about Whitney - tough to get old. We had to say good-bye to sweet Phantom about five weeks ago - he was 16!!! We miss him a lot, but it was timeL(

We all hope your Mom and Sissy are doing very well too - we miss everyone!!!

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...Welcome back Puddles!!!
Smileys!
Dory

3 doxies said...
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3 doxies said...

i fel so lovd

rottrover said...

OMD!! Puddles? Is that really y'all??? So happy to see your angelic face and get the update on the blobs. We are still hanging in here. It's just great to see you again!!

-Ruby and Otto

Cinnamon said...

Puddles it is you.!!!!
Ah , I might cry I missed you so much.
Hope you are all healed up and your stitches are disappearing.

xo Cinnamon

KB Bear said...

Oh Puddles! I'm so glad to see you back in Blogville, as beautiful as ever!!!! I'm glad you're doing well.

For your sissy Whitney, did your vet suggest trying a medicine (I can't remember the name - maybe I need it!). It's for doggy dementia, and it really helped our elderly dog, S.

Anyway, I'm thrilled to have all of you back.

Chef Sasha said...

Puddles...whack...faint...oh what happened I thought for a minute I saw my pal Puddles back in action. I feel dizzy, but wait OMFrickinD, it is you PUDDLES. I missed you soooooooooooooooo bad girlfriend. We have so much mischief to get into. Time has been wasted, there are chandeliers waiting to be swung from and mailboxes to smash with my pizza truck. I am so happy to see you all, even Albert and poor Whitney. I do feel kind of bad for her. I will cross paws. Ok now lets get planning, I will stock up on cheetos and pizza and beers and you just show up. Hail Hail the gangs all here!!



Loveys Your Pal and Partner in Crime Sasha

Marty the Manx said...

Welcome back Puddles!!!!! Very nice to meet you!
Marty

Madi and Mom said...

JUMPIN' CATFISH YOU ARE STILL HERE!! THE REAL AND ONE AN ONLY PUDDLES D RAINWATER. COLOR ME HAPPY
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Murphy said...

OMD! Do our eyes deceive us? Is that really you Puddles? Yes, you better get back here!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Sammy Sam said...

Aw sh*t Puddles, we've missed you buddy. Come on up and we'll give you some great Canadian craft beer..

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh Puddles!! It is SO good to see you!!

I took a break from blogging too, but we are back at it now.

So sorry to hear about your Whitney... That is sad that she is so confused. I bet your mum is looking after her though.

Looking forward to hearing more about your shenanigans!

LBJ said...

We are so glad to see you back as you just make us giggle and snort and now I want a beer and some Cheetos. . .

Abby the Lab

Laika said...

Hello Puddles. You might be a dachs but in your mind and in your heart you are a German Shephard. Go tell you dad LOL.

Piappies World said...

Hello there and welcome back Puddles! We've missed you and we are so happy you're back! We got to get some postings to do too as we have gone on bloggie break ourselves. We got to go back too. We love you lots!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Sweet William The Scot said...

The original one and only Puddles no imitation, hay are you organic ~ NOT you are loaded with all that fake stuff they put in Cheetos. Hope you are really back.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Jans Funny Farm said...

How nice to see you again, Puddles. Thanks for the updates. The news of Whitney makes us sad, though.

Barbara said...

Ah only goes to blogland now to check where you is, an finalies, you is back!

I missed yew and yer stuff! I seed that you swung from da ceiling lite one too many time!

We lub yew an wish yew wouldn't stay away so long!!

Trixie, Minnie, Jeep (and now) Lulu and Sweetie. Barbara too!