Friday, May 22, 2015

PSA from da Puddles

Happy Friday ya'll!
Welcome back to anudder edition of da Puddles' blog.
(da only place where we can make your hoomans feel SMART)

Today furiends, family, and stalkers, I want to shares a very 
important PSA withs ya'll...it may just save your lives.
(serious face)

Ya;ll knows i has been known to swing from a chandelier or ceiling fan
a time or twleve. And since I came back to Blogville I thought it might be a good 
idea to get some practice in fur all da Blogville drunken keg pawties, pole dancin',
margarita madness mondays, functions and tea pawties that we is so famous fors.


Take a look at da below photos.
Excuse da quality of da photos, I tooks them withs da IPudds phone. 

Yep folks, your eyeballs ain't deceivin' you.
Stay right theres and let me biggify it for you so you can sees it in all it's gloriousness.
Wait, hang on...I'm gettin' it.
Okays, heres we go....
SPLAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

Dat light fixture came from da ceilin' fan.

Ya'll, as I was fallin' from da sky my life flashed before my eyes.
I could have died, I almost died.
But I escaped anudder my near death experience by da skin of my toofers.

Nows, for future informationals....
DO NOT
 swing from anything dat my ENGINEER Dad installed.

Puddles...safe and sound

39 comments:

The Daily Pip said...

Can we call housekeeping to clean this up ...cause I need to stretch out on the couch and don't want any broken glass in my wings.

Bawhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha

AP

The Daily Pip said...

Blogger is still playing games with my posts ...I do have one up even though it's not in your dashboard.

Julie said...

Wow, that's impressive work there Puddles!
I haf not tried swinging from a chandelier, that's going on my 'to do' list right now!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Brrrwwwwhwhaahahahahaha......hic...ahem... cough splutter.....

Oh Puddles, Blogville has been a surprisingly sedate place without ya gal...... (shakes head in fond disgust....) Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL PUDDLES YOU RISK LIFE AND LIMB GIRLFRIEND MAYBE YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE SWING PRACTICE SAY A SAFE TIRE SWING.

OH AND BE SURE TO WEAR SOME OF THOSE BLUE BOOTIES THE SERVICE MEN WEAR WHEN THEY COME IN YOUR HOUSE.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFFFFF
PS GIVE YOUR GIRL AN EXTRA HUG...

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

So what you are saying is.....

Da Puddles needs to:
A. Lay off the Cheetos
B. Limit the LIQUID Intake
C. Stay of the Chandeliers
d. Go on a DIET...

Marg said...

Oh Puddles. so glad to see your are still up to your tricks. That is quite the treasure you got down from the ceiling. Well done. You had better rest up now and get ready for you next caper. Have a great day.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Maybe you need to install some vines throughout the house - you can swing from room to room like tarzan :)

Mark Muller said...

Puddles I can send you my tortoise Hell-mut, he is like a helmet when you wear it on your head... just in case...
easy rider

Lovable Lily said...

Three cheers for a job well done Puddles (tee~hee~hee!)

You just might be the next Nick Walenda.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Brian said...

Oh my goodness Puddles, you're going to have to start wearing a crash helmut!

stellaroselong said...

We just haf no words Puddles, Mom is shocked that it happened like that, and now you have no chandler to practice your moves on. We are glad you are safe though....maybe you need to start working wif a net under you.
stella rose

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh No! You are mercury contaminated ~ you are going to light up Puddles, well not that you are not already shining bright.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Oz theTerrier said...

Holy Dog Poop! I cannot believe your Engineer Dad didn't engineer that light fixture better. You could've been deaded like a squirrel in a Terrier's jaws! I am so glad you are A-OK.
Oz

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Daredevil Puddles strikes again!!! Crash! Bang! Boom!!! We would love to see a reenactment of that trick. We have a huge chandelier that hangs from very high up in the front foyer - c'mon over and show us your skill!!!

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Murphy said...

OMD! You could have been killed! That is scary. You MUST fire your dad from home improvement projects!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD..OMD...OMD!!!!! You IS back in all you's glory and misadventures. BOL BOL

PeeS.....You's sure did make a mess....I means you's sure did get da message across dat you's Daddy needs to hires a professional before da Puddles gets deaded. Nuff Said!

Sam and Pippen said...

Why is there never any video of you doing these crazy things? We are pretty sure it would go viral!

Sam and Pippen

Sketching with Dogs said...

OMD Puddles, lay off those vodka shots :)
We are pleased the light fitting missed you, you probably need to get a lawyer and sue your dad - just sayin'.
Dip and Elliot x

Cole said...

I'm glad you're OK, Puddles! I know the ceiling fan is a fun ride...but don't do that again, mmkay?!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Holy Dog! Puddles!!! That must have been scary! Glad you are OK - Maybe you should get a hold of Ernie the Attorney to discuss a lawsuit
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Uh oh, your Dad should know that all things need to be Puddles proof by now.....why girl you could have been deaded!

rottrover said...

Oh Puddles...we've missed you!!

-Ruby and Otto

Mitch and Molly said...

YeeeeeeeeeeHaw! That must have been so much fun swingin' like Tarzan!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Sam and Pippen said...

Hey! Don't worry about the Sam going blind, there's really nothing to it... it's just like every day before but darker! I went blind just over a year ago shortly after finding out I had diabetes. Mom says that I amaze her everyday on how well I'm doing and we all forget that I can't see because I can run up and down the stairs, and run around the house and backyard like nobuddy's business! Mom helps out a lot too when we are outside, she makes sure I know when to stop or turn or to step up or down.

You just can keep a good Sam down!

It's great to have you back!

Sam (and Pippen

Sammy Sam said...

Phew..as long as Puddles is fine. Let's start clean-up. When do we eat?

Jans Funny Farm said...

Puddles, can you ever stay out of trouble? You weren't swinging from it, you were running for your life when it fell, weren't you. :)

Cinnamon said...

That must have been a fun ride until it crashed. So glad you are ok and not cut up.
xo Cinnamon

Bobbi and Gracie said...

uh oh!!! careful puddles!

Poodle At Play said...

OMD that is one scary thing to happen!

Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe you crashed the ceiling fan.

Dory and the Mama said...

We totally understand about the Dad engineering projects....we have learned through experience and just know you will too!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Patrice and Higgins said...

Clean up in aisle 87!!!!!!!!! Puddles, thank heavens that you didn't deaded yourself!! Whew!

~Higgins

Ruby said...

BOL!!!!! BOL!!!!! OMD!!!! GURL!!!!!
See what happens when I'm not around to SPOT YOU??!!! OMD, I would have had my eagle eyes and bat ears (though soaked up in margaritas...hehehehe) at the ready and could have warned you of the impending DOOM!!!! (and noes, I wouldn't have just laughed...really...I would have CAUGHT you! REALLY!)
I sure hopes you don't gets that PTSD thing...you might have to goes into THERAPY!!!!! hehehehehehehehehe BWHAHAHAHAHA omd, can you imagine??!
Okays, Ma says I gots to goes now...she be low on the margaritas, and need me to whip up another batch...you wants some?? After that fall, you probably needs a whole pitcher! ☺
Hey, if you wants to borrow my HARD HAT, just lets me know!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh my dog!! Glad you are okay!

Wyatt said...

You know Puddles...I have always been afraid of chandeliers (yes,true). I look up at ours and growl and swing wide of that crazy thing everyday. Now, I can see that my fears have merit. Thank you for the PSA on monster light fixtures. Glad you survived to tell the tale!

Wyatt

KB Bear said...

Puddles, I missed your craziness during those months that you were away. Who else would have a PSA about swinging from chandeliers? Only da Puddles.

Chef Sasha said...

OMD and Holy S**t Puddles!! I was just getting good at chandelier hanging from your tutorial and now this happens. Thank you for the info. In the future we will have to check on workmanship first before we start to swing. I am so glad that you are safe and sound and I hope that last swing was a doooooozy!! Did you poop yourself?? Sorry to get so personal, but I would have for sure. Are you sure Crissy wasn't up there messing with the screws and bolts and stuff???


Be careful, we just got you back


Loveys Sasha

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Holy guacamole!
Puddles!
(Mom had to laugh -- the first thing was take a photo -- btw our Mom would've done the same)

WE are sure glad YOU were unhurt. We know you saw your life flash before your paws.
Oh my goodness we hope order has been restored.

purrs