Friday, June 5, 2015

I Wants Ya'll To Meet Somebody

Hellos boys and girls...thank you fur tunin'in today.
I wants to introduce ya'll to someone very much 
important in my life...my new vet.
My old vet quit when he had to buy a new filing cabinet just fur my file
retired to spend time withs his family.
(Bon Voyage Dr. O)

I walked in da door one day to introduce myself to da new vet, Dr. G.
I just knews her was gonna want a pawtograph.
Her was so excited to finally meet me dat her run straight to da back and out da door.
Then I heard screams.
Like i said, her was super excited.
 Sure, I'll wait right heres.

I waited bout 10 minutes...or an hour fur hers to regain her composure.
Then hers come out trembling and says her has heard lots bout me.
I is very well known down at da clinic.
Let me just takes ya'll back a moment to last year when I almost died again.
when I hads my torso almost amputated.
and here is your warning...
WARNING
 Groooooss.

I has da most awesome scar now.

But Dr. G saved my life and sewed me back togedders.
 I was much impressed with her skills and her bedside manners.
Her is a very luverly and nice lady. Her is like one of those furiends you
could go has a beer or 12 with.
Her is a very luverly and nice lady. Her is like one of those furiends you
could go has a beer or 12 with.

 Her said i was adorables and her wants her very own Puddles.
Seriously would dis face lie to ya'll?
Shhhhhh...never mind.
Okay so her didn't say dat but hers wanted to.

Puddles...#1 patient (I pay their bills)

46 comments:

Mark Muller said...

YAY for your Dr. G... she is very talented with the needles, you look pawsome after that sewing-work. It's great to have such a super nice vet.... but we better should try to see them not too often, right? :o)
easy rider

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Firstly, I am glad to see this brief report of what occurred AFTER the semi-deglazing you gotted and that it turned out good.

Secondly, I am glad to see you have such a very very good dogtur - even if she be a bit anxious in your presence of your PAWSOMENESS...

Thirdly, pictures tell the truth... and your eyes tell it all!!!

&*<> Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

DR. G IS TOPS IN MY BOOK SHE PUT MY PUDDLES BACK TOGETHER AGAIN AND DID IT WITH SUCH EXPERTISE NO GIRL WANTS A SCAR WHEN SHE WEARS HER MARTINI OH 'CUSE ME I MEANT BIKINI! HERE WE BELIEVE EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE BEEN OWNED BY A DOXIE AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE. MOM NEARLY FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR WHEN SHE SAW THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE IN THE LAST PHOTO.

I BET YOU WERE WONDERING HOW MANY BEERS AND HOW BIG A BOWL OF CHEETOS YOU WOULD GET FOR ALLOWING THAT HUG!!!

OH AND DID I MENTION HOW NICE YOU LOOK IN YOUR GOING TO THE VET FROCK?
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFFFFFF

Patrice and Higgins said...

A new dogtor?? Yep, you'lls be breaking hur in reeeaaallll good!!! She is gonna see things that they NEVER taught her in vetted school!!!! BOL BOL BOL!!!

~Higgins

Julie said...

Good idea making friends with the Vetlady!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, Good job wrapping the new vet around you cute paws. Well done. She looks like a nice new doctor. Sure glad you made it through that horrible cut. You all have a super day and a great week end.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

So THAT is the Dogtor that Crocheted you back together is it?
We see that you wore an pretty pink Frock.... Is it one of those Wally Marte originals?

Sam and Pippen said...

If you're gonna see the vet as often as you, you best have one that thinks you are the best thing since slice bread!

Sam and Pippen

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Well, it is a good thing she didn't say that - we don't think your Mom and Sissy would like that at all - they would be so lost without the adorable Puddles!!! We are happy to here that your new vet is so nice - now just don't go figuring out lots of ways to have to visit her too much.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

It is always so cool when you find a vet that just adores you (and that you can adore back) We know she will take excellent care of you

stellaroselong said...

I wonder if hers took home ec in school and that is where she learned to sew that well??? We are glad to see you back, and healthy.....hugs a bunch....stella rose

The Daily Pip said...

Any friend of yours is a friend of ours, especially if she saved your life and gave you that cool scar.

She has nice glasses. You know my assistant is always on the look out for glasses since she loses them all the time.

Brian said...

We agree, Dr. G. is super special and you are so lucky to have her on Team Puddles!

Dory and the Mama said...

What a pawesome new friend AND dogtur!!! We hope the only place you see her lots is at the bar tho...no more owies, ok??!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Amber DaWeenie said...

And me bets you's probably puts her kids through college and medical school.. BOL

Casey said...

A good dogtor is a grreat find!! I hope you likes Dr. G a lot.

rottrover said...

We recently gotted a new vet, too! We love Dr. Ann!!

-Ruby and Otto

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oh my Dog!! We never knew that happened to you, what caused that?
Thank goodness you had the doctor to sew you back together again.
You weren't practicing as a magicians assistant where they have to sew you in half were you? Too realistic!
Glad you are all better now Puddles.
Thanks for your kind wishes for little Ted, we rescued him last December.
Dip and Elliot x

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh you poor baby. We are happy that new Doc is going to take excellent care of you cause you are a supa-star
Lily & Edward

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, she seems really nice! I'd still try to bash her though, fur sure. All dogtors need bashing. Never surrender!! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Susie and Sidebite said...

OH WOW....did not know about that...how aweful..........So you gots the Doc fooled hey....well we guess that face would sure fool anybody!

The Mad Scots

Sweet William The Scot said...

Now Puddles Duddles Rainwater you must never dress up to go to the vet. Why when they see you in such finery they think you are loaded with money. You must look poor and in need so they don't jack the bill sky high. And don't take the time to get friendly and chat why that takes up minutes and they charge by the seconds.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

SHE reckons SHE paid for our Vet's kids' private education and new cars..... You must look like a gold mine entering the surgery....bwhaahaahaa! That's not to say you're not gorgeous!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles....we knead a beer ore 12,000 everee time we see yur woond

be jezuz ~~

but, we iz total lee happee ya iz heer two day, N we noe yur familee
iz two....high paws N headbonx ...OW....ta yur vet ♥♥♥

heerz two a righteye flounder kinda week oh end ! ♥♥♥

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Miss Puddles,
I think your new vet will be very nice.
Welshie nose pokes,
Sally Ann

Mitch and Molly said...

Dr G is obviously very skilled and smart and pretty and the two of you look beautiful together in your picture, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Chef Sasha said...

Hey P. Duddy how is it going? Your new Vetlady looks very nice, but please keep your guard up cause you never know what and where they want to stick things when you are in that place. I have no doubt she wanted your pawtograph and of course your history precedes you. She was probably just amazed at seeing you again. Thanks for showing that gross picture of your innards, Mommy was eating a piece of pizza and she had to run to the potty for some reason. Might I say you look especially lovely today in your frock and I am glad your ordeal is over.There is a real live rodeo coming up on The Mayorz blog in July. I will be hosting the Chuck Wagon and for that event you may call me Cookie. Bilbo is gonna help me, but I was wondering if you could help me drive the Chuck Wagon and since it is pulled by horses, I am not very skilled at that. Do you have any suggestions. I thought you might drive for just a bit so that Bilbo and I can get a little private time(preparing the fiddles...wink wink) in the back.


Have a good weekend

Loveys Sasha(Cookie)

Murphy said...

Wow Puddles, you are all dressy and being all cuddly! You must have really changed your ways!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

KB Bear said...

Watch out, Puddles. If your new vet offers you 12 beers, it's actually a test of your mentals. If you say yes to 12 beers, you fail the test!

I'm glad you like her so much. We need to help keep our Puddles together.

LBJ said...

What a nice and pretty lady. But seriously - if she offers to take you outs for beers you need to call me. Mom decided to lose 5 pounds and there's NO beer in the house or pretzels, just stuffs rabbits eat.

Abby Lab

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Puddles you are so lucky to have such a talented and smart Vet!

Jans Funny Farm said...

It sure was nice of her to be so excited to see you and to say such wonderful things about you. Were they typos, by any chance? :)

Dolly theDoxie said...

Puddles! I've missed you I am so bad! I remember the torso incident, to mom's horror, thanks for reminding us. I am so glad you are all healed up and making vets fall in love with you. Love Dolly

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Who WOULDN'T want their own Puddles? I mean, sure, they'd have to stock up on beer and Cheetos, but that is a small price to pay for a Puddles clone! Having a vet who is good with the needle and thread is a handy thing, as we are discovering....

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

jen said...

Wait a second. If I remember correctly-didn't you have a hot vet? Npot that your new vet isn't pretty because she is but I thought your other vet was the hottie that wore jeans?

genji said...

It's a good thing she likes you, but hopefully you won't have to see her too often.

Murray's Mouth said...

What a sweet looking dogtor you have there!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

She looks like a nice dogtor. I hate all my dogtors 'cos I are always in pain when I see them, so it must be their fault!

Bailey Be Good! said...

It's so much better when your doctor is the best, isn't it? Teehee! We hope you have a great weekend! Woofs & huggies from Bailey & family <3

Sketching with Dogs said...

Sorry to hear about Whitney.
Hope the vet is able to suggest something that might help her.
Dip and Elliot x

rottrover said...

Keeping Whitney in our thoughts today...

-Ruby and Otto

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WE have Whitney and ALL of you in our hearts and thoughts today...

Mark Muller said...

I keep you all in my thoughts today... and I send hugs and kisses to you
easy rider

Mark Muller said...

I keep you all in my thoughts today... and I send hugs and kisses to you
easy rider

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Purring for Whitney

purr purr purr

Lovable Lily said...

Oh no, we just heard this news. We too are sending many, many prayers to one and all. We love you!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin