HELLOS!

HEEEEEEEEELLOS ALL MY LOVES!!!!!!!

it's me Puddles Duddles Rainwater...not sures if ya''' remembers me or not

but i is da cute little dachshund dat likes beer and cheetos...

and has her very own portrait in a jail cell, i is special dat way.

I had a heart to to heart talk withs mum da udder day and i telled her i must get backs to my blog cuz i is famous and if i not blog then i would not be famous no mores...then i would has no reality show

in my future and i has to make beer money somehows.
Plus dis might be a smashin' way to meet Ellen

Obviously hers felt bad fur me so i HERES.

(Mum spilled acetone on da keys so they work good no mores)

Anyways, all is well heres.

Brudder Albert still be a dork...and hairy.

a few weeks ago him haded to go to da vet cuz he had a partial herniated disc.

He be much betters now cuz i tooks really good cares of him..ahem, cough, cough.

and Sissy Whitney...

 

...is still a bitch but worse these days.
Dont let dat smilin' face fool ya'll.
Her was diagnosed withs dementia a few months ago,
her has gotten pretty darn aggressive, her has even bit My Girl and her friend, Miss Lily
My Girl cant go no wheres near Whitney
Her paces even more and srares off into space. it be really sad.
But mum has her back.

And me, da Puddles...

I command you to bring me cheetos

...well, I is still perfect.
Still got da eyes dat can compel anyone or anything to do whatevers...hehehehe.

So to makes a long story short we will be posting once a week until da Girl
gets out of school. but i will be commenting through out da week...
you knows, just to make sures your days are complete...hehehe.

Anyways, i has missed ya'll so terribly much.
but i is back fur da long haul...whatevers dat means.

Puudles...the Original