PSA from da Puddles

Happy Friday ya'll!

Welcome back to anudder edition of da Puddles' blog.

(da only place where we can make your hoomans feel SMART)

Today furiends, family, and stalkers, I want to shares a very 

important PSA withs ya'll...it may just save your lives.

(serious face)

Ya;ll knows i has been known to swing from a chandelier or ceiling fan

a time or twleve. And since I came back to Blogville I thought it might be a good 

idea to get some practice in fur all da Blogville drunken keg pawties, pole dancin',

margarita madness mondays, functions and tea pawties that we is so famous fors.

Take a look at da below photos.

Excuse da quality of da photos, I tooks them withs da IPudds phone. 

Yep folks, your eyeballs ain't deceivin' you.

Stay right theres and let me biggify it for you so you can sees it in all it's gloriousness.

Wait, hang on...I'm gettin' it.

Okays, heres we go....

SPLAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

Dat light fixture came from da ceilin' fan.

Ya'll, as I was fallin' from da sky my life flashed before my eyes.
I could have died, I almost died.
But I escaped anudder my near death experience by da skin of my toofers.

Nows, for future informationals....
DO NOT
 swing from anything dat my ENGINEER Dad installed.

Puddles...safe and sound