Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Another Awardie and My Shopping Trip

On Monday, me and Alberto Videl Sassoon was chit chatting ofur breakfast and decided to go shoppings fur more stuffs fur our GABEaway. So, after mum lefts for da gym I took borrowed hers creditcard since she is brainless absent-minded and lefts it behind. Then me and Albert jumped in da truck and headed to da big city. We was going to takes my Big Wheel but decided not cuz da city was most too far away. Oh and bys da way, Albert drove (ya’ll don’t wants to see me driving to da city). Albert has a license you know. Well, it’s for a microchip, does that counts? So offs to da big city we went.

Anyways…movin’ along. We arrived at our destina-shun…The Barkery Bistro. It was the most fantastical I ever did see in my whole entire life.

They has just abouts everything you coulds ever want in da whole wide world. Except for real squirrels. They did haves squirrell cookies though. They has so many yummies there I thoughts I had done gones to da bridge. They gots lots of necklaces, leashes, toys, yummies, and yummies. They has whatevers you desires. It was a most majical place.

Anyways, we did some mingling and met some new friends. This here is Roxie, a very sweet, loooong-legged dawgie.

And we mets a pretty chiwawa and some other prissy furball of some sort. I didn’ts get a picture of them though.
On our shopping spree I even founds sumptin for da Amazin' Mayzie. Hey, did ya’lls know Mayzie is short fo Amazing? No, not really. I just pulled that outs of my poopershooter.
Then I goes to da counter and pays and whip out mum’s credit card. KA-CHING! Da stuffs paid fors. Well that was most easy.
So nows we're walking and we're walking
and walking....
more walking.

On our walk back to da truck, it was like a gazillion million steps away, I stumbled upon a RAT. Let me just tell you that rat had a most metallakie taste. BLAH!!!!

Buts we did hit da jack pot. Would you believes da water bowl we found. And believes me, afters all that walking I was parched.

So I hoppes back in da truck and Albert askeded hows I paid for da goods and I says, “I used mum’s credit card”. And then he says, “you goober, she doesn’t have a credit card”. Then I says,” wells, I used somebuddy’s credit card”. I mean really, it’s not real money it just a card...sheez!

So now on to our award...from da most wonderful Pit Crew, Kiss-a-bull. I likes them alot, they special doggies.

Now I am a Beautiful Blogger.
Thank You Crew.
I not too sure what da rules are buts since I don't do rules anyway...everybuddy take it since I love everybuddy!
The End
Peace Out,


Frankie Furter said...

Oh Puddles you just slay me. If that wasn't your mom's plastic thingy I wonder who it belonged to????
You pull stuff out of your poopshooter???? Wow I can't even reach mine!!! I am soooo glad that I met you.

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahaha! We laughed the whole way through this post! :) You are so funny. We wonder why they don't sell real squirrels at the store you went to??
Milly and Shelby

Ruby and Penny said...

Oh Puddles. You crack us up.
Love Ruby & Penny

houndstooth said...

You know how to use magic plastic, too? Woooo! Puddles! I knew there were lots of reasons I liked you! I've never taken it to town, though, I just use it to order stuff off the computer!

The Bistro must be a swanky place! They even have Mrs. Bones collars! I can't wait to see what you got!


Anonymous said...

Whew! That looks like a Most Wonderful shopping trip! I wish I could go to that store. Thank you ever so much for buyin' me something. You are Most Sweet. Oh, and mom says Mayzie is short for amazing, too!

Oh, and mom also says if you want to come over and visit that she will gives you some spaghetti and a bone. Cuz it's okay to spoil your guests even if they don't gets that stuff at home.

Wiggles & Wags,

The OP Pack said...

Hi Puddles,

You are very funny - cute post. Thanks for stopping by to visit us. We have some of those nice boutiques here too, but the Momster has never taken us to one. Guess we need to get a license too.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! What a FUN shopping trip ... n you made us laugh. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

kissa-bull said...

oh puddles you gave ush all gweat idears to go on a most fun shopping trip too
we must sneak the plastic from mommish purse but she's easily distracted so that should be no problem
great brainstorming
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

Three Dogs Long said...

Oh, Puddles - what a pawsome shopping trip!! Oskar really liked the water bowl - that was his favourite part!!
Mom says don't worry about the plastic thingy - she uses one all the time (we heard that from Dad!)

((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

That is one of the BIGGEST water bowls we have ever seen, Puddles!!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Twinkietinydog said...

Apparently you don't listen to me when I tell you you're a beautiful blogger, so you need an award to believe it. Well, good for you. You totally deserve it. I laughed a lot with today's adventures. And please don't hesitate to catch that flight. Mi casa es su casa

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Wow! Sounds like a pawesome shopping trip! Not your mom's card?? Oh-oh!
I hope the owner will not notice how much did you spend!
Kisses and hugs

the booker man said...

totally awesome trip, miss puddles! so did ya'll get back home before your mama could catch you?
the booker man

Nubbin' Tails said...

What a wonderful trip it looks like you had! We love place that let us come shopping too!


Mr. Nubbin'


Hi Puddles,

What a cool shop!Hope your mommy dot you lots of goodies cause you deserve them!

Riley and Star.

Hannalei said...

Wonderful post with fantastic treasures. I have to say I enjoyed the metal mouse and the book the most. The book for those that might not know it is .. Goodnight Moon and is such a wonderful book. My daughters enjoy it and it made me smile to see that photo. :)


Twix said...

Puddles, I know what a forward thinker you are and I though maybe you would like to ask a boy to date night. Have you ever met Tank? I think the 2 of you would make a perfect pair... you are both trouble makers... ummmmm, I mean you are both uhhhh, interesting!
Here is his address if you need it:
Let me know what you decide.

Anonymous said...

Hi Puddles Duddles Raindrop... what a great name!
So Twix is playing matchmaker now. Hmmmmmm, well, after reading some of your posts, I think you'd be lots of fun on a "date." So, why not?? Hey, can you take me to see that giant water bowl? I want to see that real bad!

P.S. The girl who named you is a real cutie... can she come too?

Anonymous said...

Hi hi! I just hads to come back and say "YIPPEE" about your date! I was Most Delighted to see that it was Mr. Tank. I think Twix did a great job of match making you two. We're all gonna haves so much fun together!

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. I am feeling less of the woe now thanks to furends like you who keep cheerin' me up!

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

Congrats on the award!
That store looks so very nice!