I now haves me a date for Date Nite.
Twix has been playing matchmaker and set me ups with Tank. He is a very good looking chap, though I think he looks more like a Hummer than a Tank and he has da purtiest hair. I'll be most honest with ya'll furiends... I thinks he is very much beautimous. Please though, don't tells Tank I said that cuz I will haves to deny it. Look, isn't he just ALL that?
I hope he likes tomgirls since I am so not da frou frou type. I mean really furiends...coulds ya'll sees me in bows? I think not. Now ya'll know me, I march to da beat of my own drum so I hopes I don't scare
And check this out...I don't even haves to sneak out of da house fur my date. I talked it over with mum and she relinquisheded and saids I coulds go since Tank seems to a gentleman. Ain't my mum just da best? You don't haves to answer that cuz she said ifs I go (gulp) I haves to takes a baff...well to be blunt, she says I stink. What do you expect after chasing squirrels, digging 87 (I've been hanging out with Mr. Furter too long...87...hehehe) holes, and digging up wild onions? I'm not suppose to smells like roses. Sheez Looiz! That's not all either. Mum says it woulds be most appropriate to wears a dress. I was justs going to wears my favorite t-shirt. It suits me...it has a skull and crossbones on it. Ok, I must go now so I cans gets ALL my stuffs done before my big nite. I am so super-over-da-moon excited.
Before I goes I must leaves ya'll with a pickture of .....ME!