Modeling Tips by Puddles

Is your hooman always trying to takes pictures of you? Cans you not evers relax and chill out without a snap, snap, snap? I knows how all you friends feel. When I was much littler, I thought mum’s camera was actually a growth on her face.So, today friends I goings to give you some of my tips on hows to be da most annoying perfectest model. I pwobly need to add another  diclaimr to dis post too but oh well....
Tip #1
Whens they gets all da adjustments on da camera just right, you keeps your body real stills like and then shakes your head with all your might.

Tip #2
Then whens they moves you to da betterest light…moves your head north and then you be backs in da shade.

Tip #3

When theys put da camera in your face you have 2 options

Da furst option is to close your eyes. Now this was even with out da flashy beast. When da moon, stars, and planets are aligned just right, Mum can do that without da flasher.

Da second option is to turn your head like so…(remember...never ever look directly into da camera)

Tip #4

ALWAYS turns around for da fabulous booty shot. Dis one always drives da mum KA-RAAZY!

Now if you notice, Albert’s doing it all wrong. He just sits and lets mum do whatever. He so passive. He really needs a life.

The End

Peace Out,

Puddles