A Confession and an Award

Ummmm...it's actually two confessions but it could prolly, really be 397,629 but we'll start withs two. My furst confession is that I really didn’t stump my toe and da second confession, you haves to keep reading cuz it’s kinda embarrassing.


It is no secret that my mum has an obsession with ginormous doggies like Great Danes, Newfoundlands, Greyhounds, and blah, blah., blah. Now I, of course thinks that it is complete traitorism to us doxies and other small breeds. Anyway, when Sampson, a Great Dane, came to MY house my mum turned all giddy and goofy and had to bring ME and da camera out. Yea, then hers had to ooooh and aaaah some mores…really, hers was acting like a moron. Oh yea, you can bets your tails I showed that Sampson who da boss was. I let out my most ferocious Puddles growl…you know, I hads to set things straight with this horse doggie.

It's a horse of course.

Mum put me on da ground so her could take pictures of Sampson I could get acquainted with Sampson. Well now heres where I confess…but I will tell ya’ll only if you promise to keeps it amongst yourselves because it is most embarrassing and I haves a reputation you know. Sometimes I act all big and bad but I haves to be honest…this dog scared da crap outta me.

Oh, don't step on da Puddles, you'll squish me like a bug.

 

Oh gosh, I can’ts believe I’m telling ya’ll this. Let’s face it, he is da biggest doggie I have evers seen in my whole entire life. I thoughts I was having a seizure cuz I was shaking so hard and like all my hairs starting flying off of me. My mum even tried to walk off from me so her could take a picture of him and I was like…Muuuuuuuum, don’t leeeeeave me!!!!!! I just don’t know what in da world came over me. And of course it didn’t help matters that my mum was laughing hysterically at me during my time of need. I thought it was just rude of hers when I was in fear of my life (mental note: get new mum). He is pretty though.

Oh Lawd heeeelp me, I'm gonna diiiiie! I promise I want do nuttin bad evers again.

Award:

Over da weekend my mum received a most beautiful award from Sammy and Andy. And we really likes them a whole bunches and their mom used to belong to dachshunds…hers even brought a pair back from da mudderland….that would be Germany.

Now da rule is to pick five mom’s so here are my pick and then I will explain why they was chosen…not that we don’t love all your moms or nuttin like that but I'm trying to follow rules fur da furst time.
Pick 5 peoples and answer questions....
Mona and Mommy Too and Bookerman and Asa's mom- because they haves just had tumors removed and I know it has been a very difficult time fur their moms.

Mollie and Bobo's mom and Khyra's mom- - because they donate and dedicate their time to transport animals in hopes of finding their most wonderful new homes. Without them, they prolly wouldn’t get a second chance.

Dog- Foster-Lovin-Ziggy mom- without her so many animals would be sleeping on da streets. Maybe I should give this to her her hubby fur putting up with hers bringing in all those animals…hehehe!
These are the questions my mum hads  answerr.

1. What would your prefect day consist of?

traveling through Ireland

2. How would you describe yourself if you were an item of clothing?

A nasty old sweatshirt with lots of paint

3. What hobbies are you currently working on?

photography

4. Walking in the woods in wellies or bare foot on the beach?

I would get lost in the woods so I'll take the beach.

5. Have you ever hugged or sang to a tree?

Ummmm...pass!

6. Growing your own veggies or nipping to the supermarket?

we have 2 tomato plants that someone used to get into...I won't mention names.

7. Have you found anyone exciting in your family tree?

Just me

8. Slap up meal in a posh restaurant or fish ‘n’ chips from the wrapper?

Does tuna from a can count?

9. Which element do you most resonate with, Earth, Air, Fire or water?

Fire

10. Do you believe in fairies?

Well of course, they live in my backyard

THE END...tomorrow will be a short post, I promise.

Pees: make sures you check out Mayzie's DEE-EN-AY contest to win some cool prizes but most importantly...her is going to take some of her pawrents money and donate it to a  super duper animal charity.  I personally thinks her is part zebra you know, cuz of her stripes and all but I was told I couldn't vote fur that...hehehee!

Peace Out,

Puddles