Okays, furst offs…ya’ll just won’t believes what Minna Krebs did. You bes okays cuz I gonna tells you what hers did. Hers made a badge to celebrate MY birfday. Oh but dat not be da bestest part…da bestest part is that it’s of my butt….hehehehe. Okie dokie, I shows you, ya’lls talked me into it.
Feels free to takes it and put its on you bloggie in a nice conspicuous place. I bets you didn’t think I knew dat word conspicuous I didn’t, Brudder Albert taught it to me. Anyways, I mean who doesn’t want my butt on their bloggie.
Um, and da next thing I want to say is dat Sam and Pippen have arranged fur a ROASTING of yours truly, dat would be me, Puddles on July 28. You goes to their blog and learn aaaaaaall da details. Now, I haves fought fur my life withs a grizzly bear but dis kinda scares me worser. I suggested a microwaving instead but I don’t thinks they liked dat idea too much. Roasting and grilling are purty scary words fur a dachshund,if you know what I means. Below is their luverly badge they made too, you takes it and post it on you blog too.
Okay, next on my agenda is a new blog called The Heartbeats. Ya’ll please go introduce yourself to them. You knows what da best thing is…they be my neighbors…hehehehehe. Oh dat gots you going. They not THOSE neighbors. I’m thinking these Heartbeats prolly has a couch on theys porch too, them couches are fur when you is a drunken stupor and you can’t makes it into you house…you knows, from da Moonshine that so popular in SC. Yep, we makes it ourselves. Okays, go meets them .
Wait, don't go nowheres yet. I guess most of ya'll knows bout da upcoming nuptials of Ruby and Penny to Frankie but if you don't then go to they blog to sees da invitational theys made. And if ya'll be asking who da preacher is gonna bes....well, it's ME....hehehehehe...just kidding. Uh, they didn'ts like dat idea to much when I offered.
Now, fur da moment you always been waiting fur…………………
I’m done withs my post today…hehehe. Oh wait, I shows you a Puppy Puddles picture to satisfy ya’ll.
Oh I haves no idea how dat pikture gots there
Oooooooooh....Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!! Sees how sweet I was.