Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Happy Wednesday

Happy Wednesday ya’ll. I gots soooo much to tells ya’ll, but don’t I always…hehehe.

Okays, furst offs…ya’ll just won’t believes what Minna Krebs did. You bes okays cuz I gonna tells you what hers did. Hers made a badge to celebrate MY birfday. Oh but dat not be da bestest part…da bestest part is that it’s of my butt….hehehehe. Okie dokie, I shows you, ya’lls talked me into it.

Feels free to takes it and put its on you bloggie in a nice conspicuous place. I bets you didn’t think I knew dat word conspicuous I didn’t, Brudder Albert taught it to me. Anyways, I mean who doesn’t want my butt on their bloggie.

Um, and da next thing I want to say is dat Sam and Pippen have arranged fur a ROASTING of yours truly, dat would be me, Puddles on July 28. You goes to their blog and learn aaaaaaall da details. Now, I haves fought fur my life withs a grizzly bear but dis kinda scares me worser. I suggested a microwaving instead but I don’t thinks they liked dat idea too much. Roasting and grilling are purty scary words fur a dachshund,if you know what I means. Below is their luverly badge they made too, you takes it and post it on you blog too.

Okay, next on my agenda is a new blog called The Heartbeats. Ya’ll please go introduce yourself to them. You knows what da best thing is…they be my neighbors…hehehehehe. Oh dat gots you going. They not THOSE neighbors. I’m thinking these Heartbeats prolly has a couch on theys porch too, them couches are fur when you is a drunken stupor and you can’t makes it into you house…you knows, from da Moonshine that so popular in SC. Yep, we makes it ourselves. Okays, go meets them .

Wait, don't go nowheres yet. I guess most of ya'll knows bout da upcoming nuptials of Ruby and Penny to Frankie but if you don't then go to they blog to sees da invitational theys made. And if ya'll be asking who da preacher is  gonna bes....well, it's ME....hehehehehe...just kidding. Uh, they didn'ts like dat idea to much when I offered.

Now, fur da moment you always been waiting fur…………………

I’m done withs my post today…hehehe. Oh wait, I shows you a Puppy Puddles picture to satisfy ya’ll.

Oh I haves no idea how dat pikture gots  there

Oooooooooh....Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!! Sees how sweet I was.


Peace Out,


Lola said...

OMD. A Puddles Roast. What an imaginative way to celebrate a very special doxie's birthday! I love both the badges and your baby picture, too. It just shows that we all start out looking sweet and innocent, doesn't it.

lotsa licks, Lola

Zona said...

Puddles Duddles, papa is always checking Phoenix's legs for plumpness when she cuddles him and asks her if she's ready for the grill yet. He's weird. We don't mind because we know she has him wrapped around her finger but it sure makes Phoenix nervous! But a ROAST - yikes!! I'm sure they're teasing like papa but maybe remind them that you're pure muscle and wouldn't be very roast worthy----- oh wait. Mom just told me it's not that kind of roast. I guess you're safe!

I saw your Butt Badge on Minna's page but didn't know if it was for public use. BOL I'm off to add it to my bloggie and then go meet the friends you mention!


Mr. Pip said...

I am headed over to Heartbeats now! And I was up all night working on your roast speech!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: You were one cute puppy!

Maggie Mae said...


Both of your badges are on my bloggie! MinnaK and Sam and Pippen did great jobs on them. I am looking forward to your roasting on July 28th..hehehe :)

I have all ready gone over to your neighbors bloggie and introduced myself to thems. They all seem like nice kittehs and puppies so I am sure we will all be furiends.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

A MilShelb Mom said...

AWWW Puddles! you were SUCH a CUTE puppy!! :)
We are excited for all the events coming up. You know, we put your cute little butt badge on our blog. We're going on over to get the other one, too. :)
Can't wait for the Roast! hahahaha!
~Milly and Shelby

Madi and Mom said...

OMC Puddles something terrible has happened to my mom she is crying and laughing and rolling on the floor saying I've fallen and I cannot get up. Now she is saying something about her make up being ruined. Do you think she is having a hissy fit?
If she ever acts normal again we'll check out the other blogs.
Hugs Madi

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woos Puddles! we put woo butt on my blog! Woo used to be such a cute puppy, what happened?? Bol...
so what is this about a roast, I personally like beef, but nearly anything will do as long as it is yummy!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Frankie Furter said...

I just came back from your "neighbors" blog. You gots to hear this one. Their squiggle word was BEDROMAT... BaaaWaaaah BaWaaaah Just like the place you sleep...
in the bedromat!!!! Now I gotta go read the rest of YOUR blog.

Frankie Furter said...

Ok... I'm back from reading the rest of your blog. Whew, you kinda had dispoopsia of the keyboard today. Butt then you usually do. WahRoooo
I had already snagged BOTH of those badges and you can count on me as a Puddles Roaster. In FACT I'm gonna get a head start right now. You are sooooo wrong about the Not for *****'s Eyes thingy. It DOES work. You just have not had anybuddy do it with YOUR name... at least not YET. You won't be able to see what is there.. WHEN (and it WILL) it happens. BaWaaaaah
I am sure that your roast will be a HOOOOOGE event.
^^^^ NOT FOR PUDDLES EYES..From this point on.. Hey everybuddy start checkin the sale papers and stock up on CHARCOAL you will need a bunch to roast this one!!

Sam and Pippen said...


Don't go thinking that posting your puppy pictures for the next three weeks will make people forget what the real Puddles is like!

We can hardly wait for the speeches!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. thanks for featuring our badge and event!

The Heartbeats said...

Hi Puddles! Thanks for introducing us to all your furiends! We are very excited about your roast. Roasts are yummy.

houndstooth said...

ROFLMTO! Oh, this is turning out to be a great month! I saw Minna's badge already, but that roast is going to be delicious, I mean, hilarious! Yeah!

Did you see that post about how Mr. Pip sleeps?


kissa-bull said...

oh my dogness puddles you have the cutest tush in the whole wuniverse for sure. we mish you dearly and cant wait to get back to our bloggie land furry much soon. for now our green papers will be used for our sweet angel shelby but please know we miss you something awaful and we send you extra sugars from all the pibbles and wees. lucky sends her flirty wags to your hanshum brofur too bol

pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

Sammy and Andy said...

What a cutie you were.....and we admit still are, Puddles!!!!!!!

We would also be a bit concerned about that roast if we were you!!!!!!!

Hopefully we can get our mama to put your Butt Badge up before your birthday....she is sooooooo slow about things like that!!!!


Remington said...

Sounds like this is going to be quite the birthday! I love your baby are still as cute as ever to this day! Newfie hugs -- R

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles Duddles Birfday Dog,

You hads a informationful post todays! Kinda likes reading da Puddles own People magazine!

I be so happy you liked your Birthday Butt Badge. Everybuddy knows my mom has da Thing fur wienerdog butts (oddness) and she was specially in love with this most attractive piktur of you! Da TRUTH is, I decided it be better to make a badge outta this piktur for hers to look at everywheres.....otherwise hers was gonna get a 16x20 framed glossie to hangs over da Sofa!

Your furrend

PeeS. I am gonna go meets you good neighbors ASAP. Bless their Hearts!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles....Mom and I are sending you an advanced warning...our Roast is prepared and my friend it is a good you have 21 days to wait for it. Let the countdown begin.
Madi and Mom

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Wednesday Puddles
We would love to roast you & serve you up with mustard & relish. Just kidding.
Love from your relatives
Ruby & Penny

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, that is cool to have a roast on your birthday!! You have badges already. It's going to be a wild birthday...I can feel it coming!!! That picture of you as a little puppy is adorable!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight... for THREE more weeks, everywhere I go in blogland, I'll be seeing a Puddles butt, a Puddles badge, a Puddles picture, a Puddles story, a PUDDLESPALOOZA. I may have to declare MY blog a PUDDLES FREE ZONE so that dogs can have a place to go get unpuddled or depuddled or repotted or omg I'm getting dizzy and I have squirrels to deal with...

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo are one hot little devil!


Anonymous said...

I have just posted a new "badge." Well, not really a badge, but it's in your honor {ack, cough, choke}
Oh, scuse me. Think I had something caught in my throat there. So it's right at the top of my sidebar Miss Puddlicious.

Junior and Orion said...

That smooch on your butt just makes that picture!

A roast huh? Sounds interesting!

That little devil picture, we know exactly where that came from!

We love your puppy picuture, except it mae Meowm go "squeeeeeeee" and nearly burst our eardrums.

Bailey said...

Puddles is cute.. and happy birthday!

DoDo and MoMo said...

U were a cute pup and a beautiful lady now! ^^

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh dear, Puddles. We don't know any of those pups and blogs. We will have to go meet them and see what is going on. They all better be nice to our Puddles - or else.

Hey, we are going to be off the air for a while but Mom says she will try to check in and see what is going on. Not sure when we will be back:(

We have to go snag all those badges.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

little princess Luna~ said...

omd--a badge and rost foy you!? awwww--you are soooo poopoolar--how did you get so poopoolar? i wanna be as poopoolar too. share your secrets please because i don't wanna know that nofurry is gonna come to my little pawty. ;)
i like your puppy picture--it really looks like you--but who's that in the last picture??



Roxy's Adventures said...

Hello, thanks for visiting my blog. we enjoyed yours very much. Have a great week!

JackDaddy said...

Why did you say 'was sweet'? I bet you are sweeter than corn on the cob straight from the garden!

Asta said...

Oh Puddles
You do put a smile on my face and make mommi fowget hew twoubles always!!! Thank you !!!!

Umm, that is a pawfect Biwfday momf pictoowe and i'm stealing it and a woast'????
suwely not woasting you???I'm suwe that's a mistake, hehehe

and nuptials??what awe those??
(Oh, OK Mommi , a wedding, thanks but how come thewe awe thwee involved??)I'm confooselated Puddles pleez help
soochie kisses

Bocci said...

Hi Puddles! Thanks for stoppin' by my blog and becoming an official "Follower". Just became a follower of your blog!

You still are a sweetie! When my Parental Unit saw your picture, she thought, hmmmm, maybe I am part Doxie?!

Your buddy,

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's 'deres Puddles!!

We's doings ours bloggys and headed to yous and yous gots to us's firsts!!! Hee Hee!!

We's just tinking of yous!! Do yous smell the woods burnin'!! Hee Hee!! No Not from me (I's smart.. from Josie...HA HA) O.K. back to post...

what is conspicuous?? is its food?? like a dessert of some sort?? Oh speaking of foods...I do eat 'da ladybugs..dat's how comes I's ladybugpugs!! We's get 'dose Imposter ladybugs in our house and I's eat 'dem and crunch 'dere shells and gross Mommy outs and 'da shells hangs out of my mouts and 'den Mommy says I's gonna gets spots!! Hold on I need a naps now........
O.K. I's back................
Sorry I's eating ups yous bloggy pages...crunch!!
Yous bloggy page gonna gets my spots too now!! BAH HA HA!!

Hey... We's into'd ourself's to yous peeps yesterdays.. 'da chicken roasts peeps and gots our badge..we's just needs to puts 'da badge wits 'da Mick Jagger lips ons yous butts next...

Tell 'da couch peeps I come poop on 'dere couch when I fly ups 'deres in my ladybugPug suit when I turn agains........
Peace!! Oh hey... Yous should join our SunFlower Club....It's not just for Pugs... Only girls!! It's over at Wilmas bloggy.. she's cool!! She'll love to have yous and anyone else to joins.. just no smelly boYz in 'da clubz!!
Laters lady!!

IzZY Bug

kalyxcorn said...

hee - boy to think only a few months ago you didn't have a blog!! i can't wait to hear more about the roast and da birthday celebration!! :)

Anonymous said...

WIENER ROAST! BWAHAHAHA! Ohmidogness, I just can't quits laughing every time I think about it. Ahem. Sorry. (Giggle.) No, wait, lets me compose myself. Whew! Okay. I'm okay now.

On a more serious note, you sure were a Most SQUEE-dorable baby puppy!

Oh, and I am already starting to writes my toast to you. I hopes you like it. And I promise that I won't say, you know, WIENER ROAST! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Wiggles & Wags,

Minna Krebs said...

Most beautiful,smarts, talented BFF in all Blogland Puddles Duddles Rainwater,

Plezzze furgives me fur my momentary lapse in judgement overs at Tanks. I do beleeve I was all crazed bout the recent squirrel invasion news Tplus I was prolly doing a little kissing up to gets in da Anti Squirrel Union)

I have tried to make amends...check out Tanks blog)

Rest assured I always have your Back!


Lorenza said...

You are going to have interesting ways to celebrate your birthday!
Awwwwww... adorable puppy Puddles!
Kisses and hugs

Twinkietinydog said...

Yeah, sure you looked particularly sweet but you've grown up to be gorgeous. And yummy of course (BOL)
Thank you for being so generous and sharing your roasting with me. I did NOT want to miss this post. You were right to let me know. Now if only somebody could tell me how doggies ROFL and I will. Perhaps I'll BOL and then ROFL. That's it!

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
your hiney badge is totally win! miss minna is a genius. and i think your birthday roast is gonna be crazy go nuts!!
the booker man

pee s -- did you get your package?

Mango said...

That is totally the cuterest puppy face ever. What happened?


Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Lots of FUN things going on. LOVE the badge. Looking forward to the roast day. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

hi, we are new to your blog and love it. Please come and visit when you get a chance.

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles! Where are you!

We had to come back and see your baby picture!

Ina in Alaska said...

Dear Puddles Mom, HI! Just reading down the past few posts that I missed. Love Puddles' bedroom accomodations and still hoping Cheryl's family is doing ok. Please keep us posted on the investigation of her death. So sorry.... xoxoxo

Tucker said...

I luvs me roasted Hot Dogs!!!

woof - Tucker