Tuesday, July 6, 2010

mY sLEEPING aCCOMODATIONS

Ahem...Happy Birfday To Me..oh it not bes my birfday yet, I just bes practicing fur my big day...hehehehe. I sure hope ya'll havent furgot it. But just in case, it's on July 28....mark you calenders.

Hey theres! Today I gonna shows ya’ll my sleeping accommodations. Okays, follow me. Fur goodness sakes, we gots a stragler falling behind...."Come on Mango, you ain't gotta jump through no hoops". Hehehe! I don't know why but I thought he jumping through hoops at skool was so amusing. I should prolly get out more often.


Oooopsies, hang on. I gots to get mum to opens da door. Muuuuuuum...come opens dis door. I wants to show my furiends wheres you make me sleep!!!!!



Now thats betters.
 Home Sweet Home!
As you can sees I lives in a laundromat. Yea, da conditions is purty bad round heres. My room is da smallest, Whitney gets da biggest. I bets you be asking where Albert sleeps. Well let me tells you so aaaaaall da world will knows...he sleeps in da big bed withs mum and Mr. Dad. Please feel free to call your nearest ASPCA. Oh mum is blabbing bouts sumptin...............Oh mum, says not to look at da dirty floors...hehehehe, makes sure ya'll look.

Ever morning I likes to takes my stuff outs of my cage bedroom, which is a burrow bag. My mum's furiend made it JUST fur me (Albert and Whitney don't burrow so they didn't gets one). This is how I do it.




 
Ta Dah...all done!

And then I usually drag it out somewheres and leave it laying around and wait fur mum to trip on it and then watch her go SPLAT across da floor....it's most fun to watch...hehehehehe!


A Pees from Mum: I want ti thank everyone for your kind, thoughtful words on the passing of my friend Cheryl, I know it meand=s alot to her family. Everyone, including myself, is still in shock over her death. I think the oonly  thing I can say riht now is that the accident is under investtigation and an autopsy will be preformed. We are still trying ti get to everyones blog so please bear with us.Thank you again.


THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

43 comments:

hero said...

Hi Puddles,

Happy Barkday to you!!! Woohoo... what a great pawty there... ohhh that's just a rehearsal for your coming big day :)

I can't believe Albert gets to sleep on the big bed whilst you and Whitney at the dungeon in those cages... that's abuse!!!... Anyhoo... I bet you get more privacy in your cozy little abode with the burrow bag. Your housekeeping manners got me impressed.

Licks, hero

JD and Max said...

Hi Puddles - we love your special burrow-bag-blankie, real cool! We think it's great that you and Whitney have your own dens - shame Albert doesn't but HE obviously doesn't have the imagination, he he he! ;)

Take care of your mom at this sad time and please pass on a nice schnauzer snuggle to her from each of us - JD and Max.

Minna Krebs said...

Dear Puddles Duddles-almost Marie-Rainwater,

Furst off, tell your mom I thinks her floors looks shiny clean! Do you and Albert or Whitney evers help her out by lickin up any extra crumbs and stuff off da floor?

Seconds off, I am soooooo impressed that you actually gets to sleeps in a fancy-schmancy laundromat! We lives in an old 70 sumthin house...and our bedroom is called Da Mud Room!!! I thinks that is most embarassing...but my moms thinks it is most appropriate.

Thurds off, BIG hugs to your mom

Your furrend,
MinnaK

PeeS...My mom still be laughing ever now and than bout Marie. She says it really ticked her funny bones....

Lola said...

Albert gets the bed and the two of you get crates in the laundry room? Is that the way it is? Well, I've consulted with an attorney and it appears like there really might be nothing you can do about it. She said that if you're unionized, it would depend what's in your contract, but she assumes that if you could have filed a grievance you already would have, being that you're rather proactive. Soooo...she assumes that in that scenario either your contract confers bed rights based on seniority or Albert is actually management.

On the other paw, if you're not unionized, management has the right to reward Albert based on merit and by your own woofs Albert is meritorious as all get out. Plus Whitney is also a long haired doxie just like Albert, so there's probably not a discrimination case to be made based on breed variety.

Still, you're the one with the blog. That makes you top dog in a furry impawtent way.

wags, Lola

Minna Krebs said...
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Mango said...

Well, I feel a bit squishy having had a tour of your bedroom. Your cave is quite snug. I suppose that makes you feel safe, right?

Ha! No worries about the dirty floor. But I am concerned about you sleeping at the laundromat. We have people who do that here where I live and sometimes they get arrested for being fragrants. Huh?

Slobbers,
Mango

Minna Krebs said...

okays...I done tried posting three times, and da Blogger keeps eating them.

Watch now...this will be the comment that sticks.

MinnaK

Madi and Mom said...

Allison...we are so sorry to read about Cheryl...she and Sampson were just visiting you all a month or so ago right? Oh how very very tragic.
What will happen to Sampson?

Puddles you are about the funniest lady doxie we know. Mom's words, 'I declare Puddles is Toto reincarnated'. I got news for your Puddles if that is so you are in for a wild ride Toto was a character. We like your bedroom!! It has all the comforts needed for a nice nights sleep.

FYI: July 28 was Milky-way's b-day. Well that is the date Mom figured out any way. They got him on September 4 from the SPCA the said he was between 6 and 8 weeks old so Mom selected July 28 because my human sis's b-day is August 28.

Mom and I would like to send you a b-day greeting. Our email address is on our blog...please send us your address.

Madi and Mom

Remington said...

You have a nice bedroom. AND such a nice blankie! I bet you rest well....

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wow Puddles! You have to sleep in JAIL!? That's what we call those things in our house. We used to have to go there when we were bad! We don't have that anymore though. We just get a "no" and we know what that means. We sleep in the big bed. Sorry you don't! Of course, Puddles, you'd probably be up to no good while everyone was asleep. ;) hahaha!
~Milly and Shelby

Sam and Pippen said...

Why don't you get to sleep on the big bed, Puddles? That's weird that only Albert gets to sleep there... maybe he's the favorite?

Okay, we've marked our calendars for your birthday... January 29th... that's a long way away...

Sam and Pippen

DoDo and MoMo said...

we <3 ya'll pawsome "dens"! ^^;

we shred every one of those in our home! Teeheheeh!!

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles,

Don't go to our blog today... we are working on something super secret.

Sam and Pippen

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

You do have a nice burrow bag, that's for sure! Why does you and Whitney have to sleeps in cages why Albert gets the peoples bed..Not fairs!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

houndstooth said...

Poodles Doodles, what is a burrow bag? I have got to know more about this! Is it like a sleeping bag?

I can't believe the conditions you have to live in! I'm shocked, really! I tried to mail you a train ticket. Did you get it, or did your mom steal it and hide it away so you couldn't escape?

Bunny

Sammy and Andy said...

Sweet Puddles, we really think you need a bedroom remodel....we would suggest something a good deal larger!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

Madi and Mom said...

PUddles the comment I left and you replied to does not show up now...
Poo but anyway you got it and I rec'd what I asked for.
Madi and Mom

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We are hoping this comes through because Google is eating our comments but here goes....Puddles we wish you a Happy Birthday. It's fun to celebrate all month long! You should be the top dog because you have the blog and you should sleep wherever you want. However, you probably are used to sleeping there and are all comfy anyway. Holly tends to always go back to her usual spot to sleep even when I offer her another better place. Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Maggie Mae said...

Yay Blogger Works again!

Why is it that Albert gets the bed and you and Whitney gets crated in the laundry room? NOT FAIRS!!! Come lives with me and you can sleeps any wheres you wants too...bring da beers!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Luvs your burrow bag!

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles, we love your name and are so glad you didn't end up being named Marie!

We were very sorry to hear of the loss of your Mom's friend, Cheryl. We hope that her family is doing okay, and that Sampson will be taken good care of.

We are aghast at your sleeping accomodations!!!!!!!!!!! You don't even get a bigger crate!!!! You should have big floofy pilows to aly on...in multiple places around the home. And you should be able to sleep with your girl at night!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo really do need to khontakht the authorities!

Shokhking khonditions fur such a sweetie khutie pie!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Puddles, I am FINALLY able to get comments published. and I see yours are popping up too.
Sooo you have wedding questions.. PLEASE ask the girrrls directly... they have all the answers. I'm just along fur the ride on this one. hehehe OK???

Pearl said...

Miss Puddles,

Thanks for your kind words today. I'll have momma keep you posted when I am done at the vettie.

As for your sleeping arrangement, I am pawing my letter to the aspca right now! Puddles in the big bed, Puddles in the big bed!!!!

Also, please give your momma my most sincere condolences regarding the loss of her friend. How heartbreaking. :(

xo
pearl

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hi Puddles, Ciara here - do you know that my bed is in the laundromat room too? All by myself. AND the momster puts a gate across the door just in case I get out of my crate at night. I do like my bed - I have lots of bones in there and a nice soft pad and a super soft pink blankie. Soon I may be getting to sleep out with the boys in the kitchen because Mom says I wake up too early. Little does she know that once I am out with the boys, TD and I are going to play and wrestle all night - don't tell her now, OK?

Woos, Ciara

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Puddles, Puddles, Puddles,

What a great way to celebrate your birthday...keeping telling us everyday....hehehe.

Love your burrow-bag-blankie. Maybe I can get Aunt Judy to try to make me one.

So sorry to hear about your Mommy's friends. We will keepm her and your Mom in our prayers.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hey Puddles!!!

Yousa sleeps ins a bird cage??

HA HA HA HA...

{time lapse}

HA HA HA HA...

{drinking sips of water}

HA HA HA HA....

O.K. O.K...
We's sorry for laufin' at yous...
we's have crates too's and Mommy puts us's in 'da Clink's also's 'cuz when she goes outs we's fling our poops everywheres and Izzy wraps herselfs in blankets and gets stucks behinds 'da couch and its for her own pugtections!!
Maybe's 'deres a Pug in yous couch neighbors cushions!!!
HA HA!!!!

We's glad 'dat yous Mommy is doing better and we still continue to send our thoughts and pawayers for her friend~

Love,
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles,

Looks like the roast is a go... we've even made a badge.

We're excited to see who attends and what everyone has to say!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Hope you will be attending too!

Zona said...

I think your bedroom is perfect! I like sleep in cozy places. I think it's especially helpful of you to take your blankie out for your mom to remake your bed each day. I just ball mine up and leave her to do all of the work.

Glad your comments are posting again!

Wags,
Zona

Dog Foster Mom said...

Puddles, you need to have a talk with your Girl about your sleeping arrangements. At a minimum you should get to sleep in your jail cell...I mean crate... in her room...on her bed... with the door open. She needs to have a talk with your mom and get some improvements made for you. Poor Puddles. Maybe now that you're turning two, things will be different!

And tell your mom I'm very sorry to hear about her friend - her family is in my thoughts and prayers.

kalyxcorn said...

i love your house! it is the perfect size!! :)

Tank said...

Hey Puddles - did you know there are dogs out there making badges with your picture? They're also trying to get other dogs to put these badges on their own blogs.

Don't worry though... I would never do that:)

Nice crate btw.

Erika said...

Puddles, your crate looks perfect for snuggling in, but you haven't convinced Mom to let you sleep with your girl all night yet? You have some serious work to do!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Puddles, my Puddles - have I got a speech planned for you. Remember, I have some dirt on you, buddy! Oh wait, you have some dirt on me too - maybe I should keep my mouth shut!

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: I am spoiled and sleep on my parents bed OR in the stuffed animals in my sister's room. Life is sweet!

The Teacher's Pets said...

Now, Miss Puddles, I have a huge complaint about your sleeping arrangements and I bet you know what I'm gonna bark, don't you? I wanna know why Albert gets to sleep in luxury and you don't! Nothing personal, lady, but your accomodations are a bit blase' if you ask me! I sleep in my mom & dad's bed every night and sometimes I push my dad over to the edge of the bed until my dad wakes up and says some R-Rated words. Sooo is that why you don't sleep in the luxury bed? Are you a bed hog (or should I say "bed dog")?
xoxo..Daisy

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Hmmm... I don't know what I'd do if I had to sleep in a condo like yours!
The big bed has been mine since the first day. I am a good girl and I let my mom to sleep with me!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
We think it is pretty cool that you have you girls have a bedroom all to yourselfs. We sleep in the big bed.
Love from your family
Ruby & Penny

little princess Luna~ said...

so, puddie poos--july 28th eh? are you gonna be legal now???? :)
your birfday is a day after my daddi's birfday~!
your little "cage" is cute--do you think we would both fit? i like to burrows too. :D

XO,
luna

PS. my big brofur is all GAGA because you says yes to him to be his date. i hopes he didn't force you to go wif him.

Twix said...

Oh Puddles girl, I feel ya! Well sorta....I get to spend all day in one of those when mom and dad are at work. However, I do get to sleep in the big bed. Actually, I let mom and dad share MY bed.
Give your mom some extra doxie lovin from me!
Snuggles,
Twix

Twix said...

Oh, can you open up your burrow bag and let me see it? I might be interested in getting me something like that.
Thanks!

Mr. Pip said...

Hey Puddles - I sleep in a similar contraption when I visit the grandparents. I am a sleep walker (or a sleep something) too!

Your pal, Pip

twinkietinydog said...

Your bedroom is lovely, Marie. I have already put a call in with the ASPCA but they mumbled something about you being loved and cared for... excuses excuses
Twinkie

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
i sleep at the laundromat, too! asa gets to sleep in the big bed with mama and daddy. it really isn't fair at all!
*woof*
the booker man