Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Dat Crazy Mayzie


Oh dat crazy Mayzie...dat rhymes, I must be a poet and din't know it...hehehe! Okays, I stop.
Well ya knows Mayzie bes my BFF and I gots a package from hers fur my birfday and I just had to shows everbuddy what I got cuz it was hilarious! Oh and I ain't got no piktures of me opening da box cuz my little girl opened it befores mum knew it (maybe da little girl is part doxie with her being all inpatient)

Ha Ha Ha Ha....LOOK.....

I gots me a brasiere!
And it even has squeky boobs!
(takes a pikture mum so I can shows everbuddy)


Oh yea, dis be what I talkin bout!


Mayzie hads to talk Momma Amber into getting da panties too.
You gots to have da matching set...duh! Can't ya'll just imagine da discussuion they hads in da store? (Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, okay Mayzie)

(I wonders if I could wears dis to da Bacherlorette Pawty)

Don't go no where I ain't done yet, I gots more to show ya'll.


LOOOOOOOOOOK...my very own BFF stuffie! I sleeps with it at night.

My Mayzie's pikture! I puts it up where I can see it (course it breaks my neck when I look up dat high)

And a doxie magnet too!

And Myazie also sent me some little star treats but I kinda already ate them so they bes in my tummy nows so I can't shows 'em.

What does you mean dis ain't a real bra?
Well I not take it off!

Thank you Mayzie fur my birfday pressies, I looooooves 'em! And thank you fur being my BFF.

I gots even more pressies in da mail and I shows ya'll them soon, I gotta space it out
(cuz da Foto Graphy Lady is blaming it on da lighting, but I think it's cuz her lazy).

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles...singing a tune..."Don't You Wish Your girlfuriend Was Hooooot Like Me....lalalalala".

47 comments:

Lola said...

Wow, Puddles. Mayzie sure is a super fantastic friend and that is a super fantastic birthday package. I can honestly say we've never seen anything quite like it before, but it suits you quite well. Well, we don't know anyone quite like you, either so you should have something that's pretty unique.

lotsa licks, Lola

Molly said...

Wowsers Puddles you sure looks pawesome in that dogkini-ma-jig if you wear that for the pawty you will be the belle of the ball

Luvs
Molly

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hey Puddles!! I think we should have a dogkini party before the summer is over. I gots one that red and white that cute!! Oh but, we wouldn't want all the boys to go bonkers over us. I think lots of our girl friends would come.

{{{huggies}}---------Mona

MAXMOM said...

Hey Puddles!
LOL! That is so funny! Haven't you got that bikini top on wrong though?...your legs should go through the straps...no? But I must say...your photoshoot was stunning!
Mayzie certainly is a sweet friend to spoil you like that!
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SA

3 doxies said...

Do not listen to what Puddles is saying....the bra and panties are actually squeky toys.

Allison

Mr. Pip said...

Oh my goodness, I am blushing. This is almost too much for an old doggie like me ...

Your pal, Pip

Sam and Pippen said...

With a get up like that it looks like you'll be the entertainment at the bachelor pawty! What happened to Preacher Puddles?

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. We can hardly wait to play with the squeeky boobs...

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You definitely look hot. You are lucky to have such a great BFF. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

FYI: just send your mom my photo for the bachelorette pawty.

Anny said...

ooooooOOOOooooo... that sure is a pwetty hot bikini thingy mayzie got ya! *woooooooooooooooT* nows i am havings the hots for ya!

woofiesssssssss!
Dommy

Those Elgin Pugs said...

OH MY>>>>!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!

PUDDLES!!!! Yous are just too much!!!
Yous is hawt stuffs!!! YOWZAS!! Hee hees... Izzy's alls jelly's.. she wants just 'da undies.. hee hees..

I tinks she's stealing Mommy's cc out of her purse right nows as we's speaks... butt Puddles... come close..

closer....

(Izzy needs a small(er) size braiser...BA HAA HAHA HA.. hers has little boobis'sis's... Ut.. oh's she's heard me's..
what the ..ouchie ndksflsgklzb

mayziegal said...

OH! PUDDLES! You looks super stunning in your bra! I'm ever so glad you likes it and the panties, too. Now I'm more glad than ever that I talked mom into getting the whole set. (But I'm kinda skeered that Sam and Pippen wanna play with the squeaky boobs.)

Happy birthday again! Too bad your birthday only comes once a year, though.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Sometimes my mom and dad calls me Crazy Mayzie, too. Haha!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

okay... who is 'dat little doggie above my head named Dommy that looks like snuggle.....

HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

Secret admirer hee hees

kissa-bull said...

oh puddles that last pasrt about you singing made our mommish almost chokes on her water tee hee hee
we just loves your naughtyness. you made our pibble day

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack

Frankie Furter said...

I wonder if my girrrls will wear stuffs like that for me???
Now about showing us those treats you already ate... Perhaps you can show us ... TOMORROW???? You know what I'm talking about... the.. REMAINS of them... hehehehe

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL.....you are a total hoot, Puddles, and we luvsya!!!!!!!

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - You look totally hot in animal prints! And it's soooo you! Mayzie is for sure the bestest furiend. Can't wait to see more of your b-day pressies. Cheers!
The Road Dogs

The Heartbeats said...

Too bad we didn't have dems fur your soap opera!!

Rambo said...

OMD Puddles. A brasier??? With squishy boobies??? Shouldn't this picture be in Playdog or Doghouse??? Oh, and Midget says to tell you she understands the whole matching thing. Something about the curtains matching the carpet????? I have no eye.
oxox
Rambo


BTW...you made my heart skip a beat....he he he.

hero said...

Oooh, Puddles... you look sexy in those Victoria Secrets brassiere... Mayzie sure knows how to pick the hot stuff ;)

Licks, hero

kalyxcorn said...

ooooh, so very nice!! :)

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, you're so cute!!!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles mom and I are cracking up here. We can just picture Mayzie and her mom standing in the middle of Victoria's Secret (btw do you know her secret)having that discussion. Definitely wear them to the bachelorette party. Great presents and card.
Madi and Mom

George the Lad said...

Come on Puddles, lets see you in them panties, or are you happy just poseing around with the bra. We know how you like butt shots
See Yea george xxx

JackDaddy said...

I may be mistaken, but shouldn't that bra be more toward your belly? :)

Zona said...

Crazy Mayzie is right. BOL But that is a fantastical gift!! Make sure you wear that inside - your neighbors might be SHOCKED!

It's funny, when you play cops and robbers with the ducks, they only want to pretend they're the robbers. I don't really get it but it's still fun!!

Wags,
Zona

PeeS - the bad news was originally about 10 days ago - the "blog announcement/surprise" (a little person of my very own) wasn't going to happen. Then yesterday we found out that the surprise would have been two tiny surprises and so mom and papa feel like they're going through the heartache all over again. But we're all here at the beach and things will get better. They haves me, right? :)

Nico and The Bandit said...

LOL!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Absolutely wear it to the party - you will be the hoot, we mean, hit of the night.

Mayzie is so nice, great pressies for her BFF.

Woos ~ The OP Pack

Remington said...

Oh my! I think I am blushing. I didn't look, I promise. I didn't know you were going to be showing your under garments....oh Miss Puddles you are a daring young lady!

Junior and Orion said...

**covers eyes with paw** Should we be seeing you in your undergarments Puddles?

We vote 8 paws up for wearing those at the Bachelorette party!!

Junior and Orion

Barbara said...

Puddles, it isn't appropriate to be photographed in your undies!! This is the internet! Your photo will be sent around the world.

Oh.

I forgot, world domination...

little princess Luna~ said...

BOL--omd puddies you are HILARIOUS~!!!! and my brofur sid has fainted. when he saw you in that zebra bra--his eyes got huge and he fell over with a big smile. he says that he does wish he had a gf hot like you. ;)
your pressie is on the way puddies~!!!! :D

xo,
luna

Tank said...

I saw this earlier today. I took some time to ruminate... or is it marinate? Whatever. So you and your bff are into squeaky boobs and panties.

I can't help but wonder what kind of market research led to these products being available. Surely the company who makes them did their research and gaged how much interest there would be... or do you think Mayzie was the only dog home that day when the telemarketers made their calls?

I can just imagine her response... "HELL YES! I would buy squeaky boobs and panties!!! Me and my bff have been waiting FOREVER for something like this. Can I order NOW?!!! Can I order extra squeaks for special occasions?!!! Can we take our pictures and plaster them all over the internet?!!!

I don't think I marinated long enough...

Maggie and Mitch said...

Those are just the coolest undies, Puddles! What a fun gift from Mayzie! You could only get something like that from your BBF!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dog Foster Mom said...

Ack, Puddles, I am so sorry I've missed all of your birthday excitement. I may have to send you a special birthday gift after I get moved so you will forgive me. I love your birthday presents from Mayzie - Happy Belated Birthday! :-)

houndstooth said...

*falls off the couch in a fit of laughter, gets up, falls off again* Holy crow! That is just PERFECT for you! I think you just have to wear that, with a little feather boa, to the bachelorette party! That is just the best ensemble I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them!

Bunny

Remington said...

Yeah, I was just passing by YOUR neighborhood too and thought I would stop in and say hi. I am glad you cleared that up about your under garments. I didn't want to walk in and see something I shouldn't. Just curious....are you going out with Sid? No special reason for asking....just making conversation....

Ina in Alaska said...

Oh Puddles Dahling your bra is DEE-VINE!! I am sending my assistant out to get me one ... or three or four.... we Glamour Divas simply cannot have enough fabulous accessories.... or star treats.....Love and Hugs, Halle, the Glamorous Diva in Alaska by way of New Jersey.... xoxoxo

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Mayzie sent you pawesome presents!
My mom likes a lot the brasiere! She says she is going to ask Mayzie where she bought it! Oh-oh!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

the booker man said...

oh miss puddles, i'm kinda in shock, and i don't know what to woof! you just posted pictures of you in your underwears on the internets?! um, but you do look nice in zebra prints, and it totally suits your wild side. teehee. and actually, i really should find out where miss mayzie bought those cuz, well, you know...do you think you could be sneaky and find out and secretly woof it to me? keep it on the DL pretty please!
*woof*
the booker man

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Oh Puddles!!! You are just so cute!! Mayzie is a great friend and we weren't expecting what we saw there but that's okay!! What a great birthday present!!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Your boobs and my fluffy tail!

What a team!

Oh wait, woo gots bakhk too ;-)

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Alien said...

Um, thank you for all the pictures you sent me of you in your bra. (I think I have enough now to wallpaper my spaceship!)

Yours,

Those Elgin Pugs said...

where is yous at??

We put 'dat briser in 'da freezer ifs yous don't wakes ups!!!

hee hees

Josie & Izzy

Hank said...

Uh....Puddles, honey (Hank red in the face and shuffling his paws on the ground).....um....ahem....now that's a real nice boulder holder ya got there.

And, uh, sorry I missed yer birfday.

Well, um....yeah....I gotta go.

Miss Reina and Lil Torres said...

Hey Puddles! You SLT (Sexy little thing) hahaha

You look so HAWT!!!

Martha and Bailey said...

You are very HOT Puddles!!! Mayzie is quite the personal shopper!
We can honestly say we have never seen anything like it in our lives.
the amazed
Martha and Bailey xxx

The Teacher's Pets said...

You look super HOTT in that bra, Puddles? Are you going to be on the cover of Victoria's Secret soon? If not, you should have your people call their people and so on and so on! Ya hear me?
Daisy