Friday, August 6, 2010

Meet Boris and a Burger anda a Badge



I hopes ya'll not getting tired of me showing ya'll my pressies cuz I fur sures ain't tired of gettin' 'em.
I gots a most luverly box from my mail man da others day...he laughs evertime he hands mum a box fur me and just always smiles and says, "It's for Puddles AGAIN". So anyways, dis box was from my good pal PIP, yea ya'll knows we be tight.



Dis bes da box


Oh what does we have here...PEANUTS (I likes peanuts), a card, and.......


{Brudder, gives it back...it's MINE...MUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!}
I bes with ya'll momentarily.


Okays, I back and now I wants ya'll to meet Boris


Boris is a Wild Boar and he makes da most wonderful sounds when you squish him.
He goes....grunt, grunt,grunt and then he goes squish, squish, squish....hehehehe.
He be making glorious sounds.
Don't worry ya'll cuz he be dead.

Time Lapse......................................



I loves you Boris. Sweet dreams.

I got more pressies to show ya'll so STAY.


These next pressies were from my kitteh furiends Junior and Orion. Yes, you read dat right....they is kitteh Kats. But we don't lets dat in da way of our furienship, we look beyond such trivial matters. 
Let me show ya'll what they sent da Puddles.........



Them kittehs sent me some Snausages, a hotdog AND a hamburger stuffie, and a cool little tote bag.
They also sent me piktures of 'em too. They bes up withs my other furiends piktures. I didn't get a pikture of da piktures cuz....well, they didn't come out right and da Foto Graphy Lady was throwing a temper tantrum.
Now da funny thing bouts these stuffies is dat mum had just bought some fur a non-bloggie furiend and I was distrought cuz hers didn't buy me any so now I gots my own....hahahaha...in your face mum!


Thank you Pip, Junior, and Orion fur thinking bouts me on my birfday. I am so thankful fur such super duper pressies but more thankful dat ya'll puts up with me and ya'll STILL want to be my furiends...hehehe! I knows how much trubles I can be (I blame it on my breed and raising).

One last thing....................

Dis text is from da Feisty Three and da super thoughtful badge was made by them too.


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Paws of Prayer

We have had so much sad news in the DWB community lately. We are furry sad about Bear Bear and Dr. Dre. We are also furry worried about our furiend Phantom. We asked Moms, if she could help us do something about it. She suggested that we start a DWB prayer chain for all of our furiends. So, please join us in the Paws of Prayer circle by posting to your bloggies!

Ummmmm and also....today is my mum's birfday and I totally furgot it. So.......ummmmm.....
Happy Birfday mum! I gets you a present next time. Pssssst, mum says her is 25 but I thinks her be lieing. I thinks her is really 36 but let her know I told ya'll.


THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles...wondering if mum would likes a homemade pressie from me....bwhahahahaha!

53 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

I knew you could handle Boris, the wild boar. He scared me a little, but I thought - this is a job for Puddles! Glad you like him!

Tell your mom happy birthday for me. My mom is 25 too (in her dreams!)

Your pal, Pip

Mollie said...

Happy Birthday gorgeous! 29 looks good on you! I hope you get as many toys as Puddles did for her birthday - or maybe she'll just share hers. Yeah...right...

Call ya later - headed out to drop off the kiddos...

Frankie Furter said...

Since you have been soooooo busy with Puddles month... I am sure you didn't get any shopping done for your mom's birthday. Sooo why don't you take her to the yard and.. Let her watch you POOP! I know she would LOVE THAT!!

The Heartbeats said...

Happy Birfday Puddles Mum! Maybes Whitney and Albert gots you someting 'cuz Puddles is just preoccupied wif hers toys.

Licks,

Lucy

Sallie said...

It's your mom's birthday? Yay!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Puddles' Mom!

I hope your day is filled with sunshine, ice cream, rainbows, and really expensive gifts!

mayziegal said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUDDLES' MOMMA! My momma and me and Brudder Ranger and all the rest of the family wishes you the bestest birthday that ever, ever was!

And Puddles, I just luvs your pressies! We're all lucky that you have decided to be our furend and that's why everybuddy wants to shower you with gifts. But, um, it's not a REAL shower with water and stuff. Cuz that would be just terrible.

My mom is 25, too! She's been 25 for 18 years now!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Minna Krebs said...

It looks like we gots back to BlogLand just in Time!!! Happy Birthday Allison..er.Puddles mom!!!!
Do yo gets an entire MONTH to celebrate your birthday too??? If not, may we suggest you bring the topic up with Puddles dad!

MinnaK

Pees I can't beeleeve you are 100 percent dachsie if you are not trying to de-stuff your stuffies!!!

road-dog-tales said...

Those are some cool pressies! You're a lucky girl to be celebrating your b'day for such a long time! Tell your mom Happy B'day from us. Maybe she would want to share one of your pressies - Boris sounds like fun!
The Road Dogs

Tucker said...

Can we say spoiled?

I knows why you forgots your Momma's birfday. It cause you didn't remind us every day for a month like you did with yours. BOL.

Happy Birfday Puddle's Momma.

woof - Tucker

houndstooth said...

Happiest of Birthdays to your mom! Tell her age is just a number and not to worry about it!

You got some of the greatest presents ever!

Bunny

P.S. I hope you got our pictures for the bachlorette party!

P.P.S. I loved your comment! I actually heard Mom say "ewwww!" BOL!

George the Lad said...

Hey Puddles, you got some nice presents there, I do like Boris. Happy Birthday to your mom. Fancy forgetting her B/day. I think you better go and get her a pressie, like now!
See Yea George xxx

Agnes B Bullock said...

Happy birthday, Mom of Puddles!!!! Our Mom turned 48 yesterday and the Thai Master is 14 today, and still ensconced at the dachsie spa.

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL, you are a total "ham" Puddles.....and we luvsya!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to your Mom!!!!!!!! Next Friday is Andy's birthday!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxx

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Loot!!!

We are hoping for better days for all the DWB crew.

Junior and Orion said...

Happy Purrthday Puddles Mom!!!! You desereve a spa day!

Puddles~~ Boris is a hoot!!! He kind of reminds Meowm of the hippo on NCIS that belongs to Abby.

We are very glad you like your burger and hot dog. We just couldn't resist!!!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Glad you are enjoying your presents from wonderful friends. Happy Birthday to your mom ... hope she got presents too. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anny said...

oh boyyyyyy.. didya really gave your mom a 'homemade' pressie? *BOL*

you sure did get some lurvly pressies.. these guys must loveya a lotta lotta..

please tell your mommies Happy 25th birthday.. my mommy is just 16th (but she sure don't looks it)

*woofs & licks*
Dommy

little princess Luna~ said...

happy birfday puddles mummy~!! :D
ooooh what neat pressies--can you believe that i almost got a cheeseburger and hotdog stuffy too last weekend?? ;)
sid says, "hello my little puddle of sweet and sour chicken"~!achachachahchahchachahchachaaaa~! (w/e that means)

XO,
luna

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees... oh's we's be waiting ALL mornings for Mommy to turn on 'da 'puters for us, butt she be sleeping in 'da Josie Sock Monkey Bed..
BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Mommy was dying when she's read 'dats.. Puddles too much!!

OMD~~~~ HAPPY'S BIRFDAY'S MRS PUDDLES MOMMA!!!

Hey Puddles... Yous know what yous should gets yous Momma for hers birfdays!!! hee hees...
Plane tickets to Elgins!! HA HA HA!! 'dens Josie can perms yous hairs and yous Momma can helps me's wits yous evil mini Puddles...SNORTS!!!!

Yous Mommy's not 36!! She's been sittin' on 'da neighbors couch too longs.. 'dats nutty bars... maybe 26... duh!!
You's Mommy just trying to gets Olay commerical....

We's so enjoyed yous poop stories... did it's have corn?

ooooo.. we love Boris!!!! Pip is so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I's wearing my Josie Posie Pink Teddy Bears ears!!

Oh dear.... Mommys sleep again im my sock monkey bed......

~MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

loves,
Josie..... who's 'da L else

Barbara said...

You are SPOILED! Which, of course means all is right with the world.

I will be putting your Paws of Prayer on my blog. I need to get a Boris for Trixie and Minnie. Wonder where they got it??

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
more super awesome sauce birthday pressies for sures! JACKPOT! :)
happy happy birthday to your mama! just give her lots 'n lots of cuddles and lovins. that's a 100% most spiffy pressies right there!
*woof*
the booker man

Brian said...

You sure did get lots of pawsome stuff fur sure!!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday to your mom, Puddles! Maybe she would like it if you shared Boris with her!
Amish Tim told dad that he could take all of the pictures that he wanted to but dad felt funny and didn't want to seem rude.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pearl said...

Puddles,

You are such a handful, I tell ya. Your momma is so young, but I bet you give her some gray hairs with all of your shenanigans! hehe!

You got some GREAT gifts, Puddles! Everyone loves da Puddles!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POND!

(I decided to call your momma Pond. Ya know, the baby is a puddles, then the momma might be a pond.)

heheheh Oh I kill myself!

xoxo
Pearl

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles~~I almost forgot to answer your question. I like bags, my brother likes them too. We like to climb in them and hide in them. Myself, I particularly like the crinkly sound they make....that would explain the blissful look on my face.

Junior

JackDaddy said...

I agree. I think peoples are wonderful for sending all the presents. It's been like that at my house this week too. The tall guy puts most of them away so I won't go crazy trying to figure out what to play with!

Zona said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your mom!! 25 is a great age. It really seems to last forever around my house. BOL!

I hope you keep showing us your pressies! May the birthday fun never end!

Mom keeps her flip flops in a shoe cubby on the right side of the closet. That question was a lot easier than Mayzie's question the other day. Mom had NO idea that Wally & Stella slept in their bed! But she did give the green light for the chocolate milk.

Hope you're having fun. Don't forget to "water" papa's plants for me.

Wags,
Zona

Leonardo said...

Happy Bestest Birthday to Puddle's Mom.

You sure deserve the awesomest presents ever.

Since Ms. P didn't get out to buy you anything, m...a...y...b...e... she can try her hardest to stay out of mischief for one whole day. '
That would be a great gift, and the kind that Moms always like.

Happy Cake Day.
Love Leonardo, Grady and their Mom.

Puglette said...

hi puddles! first, happy birthday to your mom!!
i saw your post about poops on anakin's bloggie. we have puggies that like to eat...well, everything! but our little charlie girl really likes to eat paper towels and toilet paper. sometimes she eats so much she needs help getting it all done. dad says she doesn't need to wipe cause she self cleaning from all the toilet paper!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

little princess Luna~ said...

OH~! PS~!! my brofur jerkyfacesid wants to say that "I WANNA BE YOUR BORIS BABY~!!" he's lame. bol. :/
SID: I DID NOT BARF FACE~!
LUNA: YES YOU DID~!! I JUST HEARD YOU WHISPER IT~!!
SID: W/E--YOU TRIPPIN GERMLIN~!!
LUNA: MUUUUUUUUM HE SAID IT AGAIN~!!!!
ms.j: SID~!
SID: SHE'S A LIARS FURS ON FIRES MUM~!! you hairless midget dog tattle teller~!
LUNA: W/E at least i have a boyfurend~!
SID: well IDC b/c IIIII am NOT fruity--I AM A MANLY DUDE~!!
LUNA: nevermind you poo head....

XO,
luna

Barbara said...

Hey Puddles - We aked for yer address so we could do a "Paw It Forwerd" but yer mom hasn't sent nuttin' yet. I know you like prezzies, so hurry up wid it!

Trixie and Minnie

Ina in Alaska said...

Happy Birthday Puddles Mom!!! Hope you have lots of cake and ice cream! And we think Boris is just adorable. We will say a prayer for all the sadness in the DWB world. And hope for some happier news soon! xoxo

scotsmad said...

Puddles, you got some great gifts! We like the looks of Boris.

Happy Birthday to your Mum.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Scout 'n Freyja said...

♫Happy Birthday, momma♫

Those are some really and really cool goodies you gots in that box!

Twix said...

Ok, I thought you were just 'yanking my walkin string' when you said it was your mom's birthday too. But now I know it must be true because it is on your blog! No wonder me and you get a long so well with our moms being born on the same day! My momma be older than your momma.....about 1 dog year. Alls I can say is shes been around furever!
Next, what is wrong with you? You don't like watermelon? Girl, are you sure you are a doxie? Maybe you are adopted???? I will pretty much eat anything that is put in front of me with a few exceptions...very few.
You got some great pressies for your birthday. You are one popular girl! I'll keep hanging out with you so it will rub off on me too.
SNuggles and hugs to your mom,
Twix

Texas said...

I heard you be talkin noise about me on da bloggy comments things!! DIDN'T THINK I WOULD SEE IT HUH?!?! WELL I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....oh yea and tell your moms happy birthday cause she's nice.

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

Texas said...

*dogs. I meant to say unlike some dogs.

Stoopid mom.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
First of all.... Happy Birthday to your Mom!
I hope she had a pawesome day!
Then... congratulations on your presents!
They are great!
Enjoy them!
And share them with Albert... please!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom - ours wishes she was even twice 25:( Hope you and da Mom have a great party together. Lots of wonderful pressies there but the most important part is that you have such wonderful furiends, pups and kitties alike.

Happy weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lola said...

OMD, you got the greatest pressies, Puddles! Maybe you could just pick out one and give it to your Mom for her birthday. I mean, not the Boris or anything like that. Just something small. And please give your Mom some birthday licks for me, OK? Your Mom is some kind of saint, I've heard so her birthday should be most special.

lotsa licks, Lola

Mango said...

Guess addition is not your mom's strength. 25, 36, whatever.

Hey! I have a big boar too. Makes the most wonderful sounds.

Slobbers,
Mango

Owned ByDoxies said...

Good morning Miss Puddles! I needs a favor. Since you seems to have gotten half the blogosphere to drink your special koolaid (he he he...how do you do that!), can you use your special influence to ask your friends to vote in the Petfinders Best Pet Parent contest? While I was sure your mommy would be in it, I couldn't find her entry so can you please vote for my furend Rainbow Diamonds daddy? You can vote over and over and over again by refreshing the page (its legal, I had my mom check). That way we can win $10000 greenpapers for Diamond Dachshund Rescue? Please vote and vote often at http://www.petfinder.com/best-pet-parent-contest/gallery/finalists?offset=0&limit=16&entry_index=15

Your faithful readers (and we didn't even get no koolaid!),
Daisy, Scott, Harley and Heidi

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Boris sounds like a furry good pressie!

Be good to your Moms on her birthday Puddles!!


Happy Weekend!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Minna Krebs said...

Did your mom have a happy birthsday?

I am SURE Albert, Whitney and your Girl came up with some very thoughtful pressies fur hers. I be hoping that YOU came thru with sumthing too (you don't wants to be her pawty pooper) BOL! Get it?? BOL

I should have sugested dis yesterday, butt you coulds give her a box of your packing peanuts! You got so many with all your pressies lately....and I bets she woulds just LOVE some of her own. Dey be very practical and useful

MinnaK

JD and Max said...

Hi Puddles - we've loved seeing all your pressies, we like to see our cute Miss Puddles so happy! We did love Boris, we bet he's FUN! We especially loved the photo of you snoozing with him, we can tell you two are now great pals!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

hey Puddles,

Me posted the Paws for Prayers badge this morning right uner Shelby's badges cause she still needs lots of prayers. Mommy is gonna try to see here this afternoon or tomorrow. It is way to hpot to move here.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

PS....Haqppy birthday Allison

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, great presses!!! A very happy happy birthday also to your mom!!! Celebrate all month!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Madi and Mom said...

Hey Puddles,
Mom and I are glad to return to find that you have not been arrested, bitten or digested any thing you should not have.
Girlfriend you are accident prone we were worried.

Happy Sunday,
Madi and Mom

The Teacher's Pets said...

I love Boris too! He looks like he could take on anyone who trys to disturb your sleep! BOL!
I know you're wonderin' why I haven't sent your birffday pressies yet but it's all my S-L-O-W mom's fault and you'll be getting a gift in the mail as soon as pawsible!
Daisy

Jackie said...

For Puddles.

Ha ha, I like Boris! Piggies that skwish and make funny noises are super great! We say happy birthday to your mom, and also will you stop by my bloggie to look? I'm giving you an awardie!

Wriggles and barks,

Jackie

PeeS: Mom says that she got an "air-or" when she clickied to tell you my comment, so if it comes to you more than once, we're sorry!

Ruby and Penny said...

What lovely presents Puddles. Boris is a cutie, we can see why you dig him so much.
Happy Belated Birthday to your mom.
Love Ruby & Penny

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles we were away last week on Mom's b-day...we just wanted to wish her a very happy belated b-day.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Martha and Bailey said...

Belated birthday wishes to your mom - we hope she had a great day.
You got some super pressies there - we hope you shared some with your mom - we think she would especially love Boris.
You are a very kind and thoughtful dog thinking of all your friends.
We are sorry to hear all the sad news on blogland.
Still we can always count on you to make us smile.
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx