Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Titleless Tuesday

Everyday we I eat at 5:45 on da dot.
I is very schedule oriented doggie.
Well, it's 5:45 and I sit and wait and I is starving famished hungry.
Waiting
waiting
waiting
waiting.....

Now it's 5:45:30
and I is officially starving
(pay no attention to them black blobs, they is just fur decoration)
still waiting.....

5:46
I'm getting weak
I must lay down
somebuddy help me. I'm getting weak...and faint.

5:46:30
I can't take it anymore
Oh, I thinks I'm gonna.....
......I'm gonna pass out!
SPLAT!

(yea, mum actually took fotos of me passing out...and then hers laughed bout it. Oh it gets betters....hers EVEN called me a drama queen)

I takes applications fur new peoples to be owned by, yours truely...
that would be me, Puddles
Be owned by a doxie today....and watch your life change furevers.
(I likes chicken, liver, pork, steak, and lamb).


THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

55 comments:

George the Lad said...

Puddles, I'll ask Gran if she'd do a swop with Dougall, at least you talk to me!! I've got the air miles to get you over here.
See Yea George xxx

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Puddles!! I would love for you to come live with me but Mommy says based on what you says you like to eat, she wouldn't be able to afford to feed you.

You lopked cute as usual but no butt picture. What gives?

{{huggies}}}...Mona

Minna Krebs said...

I think if I bigify da piktur, I can see da Albert and Miss Whitney rolling their eyes at you!

MinnaK

Minna Krebs said...

My momma sez you We 3 act way too civilized at dinner time.You all are giving we 4 a bad name!

Here's da drill; Da SECOND mom puts her key in da door when her comes home from work, Dude begins da Feed Me bark. Now if she tries to do anything else furst (even go potty or answer phone ) then Ditto joins in on da Bark and Rooney starts springing up and down like a Kanga-Rooney. I usually gives her 2 minutes, then I join in da Feed Me Choir

Works every time! Got it??
MinnaK

PeeS....it also be really funny to see how fast she go potty somtimes if the choir gets really loud

scottishdogs said...

Hey Puddles, come live with me,
We gets fed at same time only an hour earlier, so you won't be passing out by the time she rembers to feeds yous.

Hoomans can be real slow on up-take. If above option not possible, suggest barking at MEAL-TIMES and WALK-TIMES. That usually do trick!

Woofs and Happy Waggles
Hector and Bonny too!

Minna Krebs said...

HEY, I just thought of something!!

Your mom COULD have been feeding you on da dot, BUTT her was snap-snapping photos of da Poor Puddles slowly withering away fom hunger!!!

Where are her priorities!?!?!




Okays..I quit commenting now....heehee

Lola said...

Franklin wants us to put in an application to adopt you, Puddles. I was forced to remind him that we don't eat on nearly as regular a schedule as that and would be unable to solve her problem. We have to be flexible for as much as an hour give or take. We'd have to have the smelling salts out all the time. Besides, I explained don't think Puddles' Mom could get along without her. She'd probably be bored right to death.

lotsa licks, Lola

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Yes it's hard for us to adjust n passing out is no good ... Hope you guys got feed a delish meal. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Hound Girl said...

Hi we are your new follwers!

I dont have little doxies but grew up with them and recently did a post on the 4 my parents have
http://www.houndgirl.com/2010/08/family-dogs.html

Yall are adorable and I look forward to learning and reading more about your adventures!

Ps. we eat at 5am during the week and we like to get mom up at 5am even on the weekends!!

Wags
Fred and Haylie

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Hey Puddles - us Beaglebratz git r breakfast around that time tu! If we don't - then we start lettin'mom no in no uncertin termz that it iz time tu eat. We no'ze mom haz stuff tu du b-4 she goez tu werk but gee - we GOTTA eat, NOW! An'we can't du it by r-selves or we wood. We likez all them foodz u listed - wanna live with us?

Madi and Mom said...

OH PUDDLES
#1 we love the header
#2 thanks for the MOL and LOL two black blobs LOL
#3 we'd love to have you come live with us buttttt we are sure you would miss your mom and your Girl.
#4 however, if you still want a new home we have lots of Doxie experience, I, the Diva, keep the peeps in line and I get my breakfast at 5:50 on the dot every morning. Mom said to tell you that her Dad will be ok fine after the surgery. It does not spread and is easily cured with the surgery.
Hugs Madi and Mom

houndstooth said...

I shall call the ASPCA post haste! That looks like the most heinous case of doxie abuse I have ever seen!

Oh Puddles! Come live here! Think of the fun we could have! You could ride in Morgan's back pack when we go hiking and everything!

Bunny

Anny said...

BOL!!! Yours fainting did make me hooman girl almost falling off her chair.. You are sucha DRAMA QUEEN of the highest order :)

btw.. our hooman girl here says.. YOu are most welcome to come stays with us if you thinks your momma is makings the funs of you *BOL* You can jump on them Priority Mail boxes.. we are in Asia :)

woofs & lotta licks,
Dommy & PP

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hiya Puddles! You looks like my niece! Thanks for stoppin by my blog!

Boxer wiggles,
Otis

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles!!!

Come lives with me....we always have beer in da fridge!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

mayziegal said...

I will talk to mom abouts adopting you but to tells you the truth, she's a little lax in her feeding duties, too. Sometimes I have to wait THREE minutes past breakfast time to gets fed! Can you believe it? It's a tragedy, really. And it's a wonder I don't expire on the spot.

Oh, and I LUVS your new header. It's beautimous!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

hero said...

Food is a minute and a half late! That's abuse to the highest degree, Puddles... but Albert and Whitney seem to be taking it fine though... could it be you're just a dram... errr I mean hungry?

Licks, hero

Those Elgin Pugs said...

SHOCK!!!

ME EARS!!! ME EYES!!!

How's could yous Momma do 'dis to 'da Puddles!! And who 'da heck are 'dose shadows/ink blots in 'da back rounds??

Me's tried to rubs me eye balls a couple two tree times and 'dey STILL DERES!!
Okay's don't panics!!
'Dis happens to us..ME!! Ummm..
Try to force out some shartwork.. hu hu's... hey yous got me's todays and I's a boy.. what'da wants..
when Mommy ignores me's...
I's poop on 'da kitchen floor!!!
When I's happy... I's poop on 'da kitchen floor!! When I's sad.. I's poop on 'da kitchen floor...

OOOOOO..WAIT A SECONDS....me's got a songs in 'da make shifts...

I's be backs...........
.........

Anakin Man

Remington said...

Oh you poor little girl! Next time give me a call and I'll have a pizza delivered to you!

Tank said...

I think you should take Dommy & PP up on their offer and go live in Asia. You would be eating a half day earlier... problem solved.

PeeS- I'm planning a going away party... what day is good for you?

Three Dogs Long said...

We share your pain, Puddles! We haveta eat at 6:00 AM and 4:00 PM -on the dot! Not a second before or after! We are beerrry punctual, that way!
And don't even think of trying to slip our evening snackie by us - cause efurbuddy knows doxies need a bedtime snack!!

And we would love to submit an application for adoption, howebers Dad puts his paws down at being serveant to three dachshunds!

Pffft! Hoomans! Can't live with them - can't run the can opener without them!

((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Mr. Pip said...

Puddles, don't go into the light. I am sending cheeseburgers and beer right now!!

Your pal, Pip

Brian said...

Oh no! Maybe you need to call room service a bit earlier!

Mollie Jo, Bobo and Uncle Puppy said...

We would love to own a Puddles Duddles raincoat doggie. We wouldn't make you sleep in a crate! BOL We thought this bloggie was called we 3 doxies yet your lovely new header pic only features we 1 doxies.

Anyhoo...

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Tucker said...

yous a drama queen? No, I never would have thunk it.

woof - Tucker

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OK, after this post, we take it all back - c'mon over, Puddles and our Mom will feed you on time. We like to eat at 4:45 a.m. and again at 5:00 p.m. - it is really tough when we have to wait too. But then there is Phantom and he could wait forever.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Corbin said...

Puddles, you come live with me. I don't eat at a specific time, but if I don't finish dinner, mom lets it sit there until I do, so you can just have that when you wake up in the mornings. Plus, if you ever get faint like that again, I'll just carry you around. Come to think of it, I'll just carry you around all the time so you can save your energy for drinkin'!
-Corbin

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
oh, the injustices!! i can't believe your mama was snappin' pics with the flashy camera while you were passin' out from lack of foodables!! you can come stay with me 'n asa ANY TIME. we get chicken 'n rice kibbles with yogurt 'n baby carrots. oh, and then for special suppers, we get salmon 'n sweet potato mush mixed in with our chicken 'n rice kibbles. does that sound good to you? just let me know and we can make transportational arrangements. :)
*woof*
the booker man

thedivinemissmolly said...

Ohh Puddles you poor starved Doxie come live wivs me I is sure we can train Momma and Poppa betweens us
Luvs
Molly
xx

Erin and Co. said...

hooo hoo ho ho ho ho hooooo hee hee hee hahahahahah What DRAMA dog you are!!!!

Since you done fainted dead away an prolly still have to recover like for two weeks, you can send your foods to me ok!

~Texas

Gloria said...

As cute and adorable as you are, I just couldn't. Billy got attacked by 3 doxies this summer, while up north. I think he would not like it. But then.......he doesn't like any dogs! lol. Looks like you got a lot of other takers though!

Junior and Orion said...

We insist on being fed right when Meowm walksin the door. She almost always does other stuff first...darn her! So I meowm at her and paw her and rub against her. My brother rubs against her, but is not such a big talker. We don't usually get to the fainting point.

Orion

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh. Wait. Why am I laughing? We get fed at 5pm. Sharp. On the dot. And if Mom is otherwise occupied at 5pm, we make sure that she knows what time it is. (Actually, we start reminding her at about 4:45, just in case she's doing something that will take her a few minutes to finish up.) But 'Drama Queen'? That's a bit harsh.....

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Puddles, you did look very faint in those pics.
You and Martha would make a fine pair - with her it is 5pm!
We swear she can tell the time.
We would love you to come live with us.......what fun that would be.
But we know your family would miss you loads and you would miss them.
love you lots
Martha and Bailey xxx

JackDaddy said...

Oh my. I mis-read the title of your post. I won't tell you what I thought it was :)

You are lucky. Jack gets to eat whenever I am eating dinner, so he won't be pestering me to eat what I'm eating! :)

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think woo need a button to khontakht PetAlert -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom was also thinking was Jack's TG was thinking too

scotsmad said...

Hope you had enough energy to get up to eat when it FINALLY came!

We like schedules. We eat at about 4 p.m. and Kendra starts reminding HER at about 3:30. Kendra's body clock is never wrong (except when the time changes). However, we'll usually put up with a slight change.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Wooos Puddles, I would invite woo here, but sometimes Momster furgets to feed me at all! Then I have to bark at her until she leaves her work to feed us starving pups! Sorry, it is no better here,
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

twinkietinydog said...

Hilarious post!!!
In our home, we, the dogs, act just like you, the dogs. BUT the kitties . . . terrible manners. They circle like sharks and they don't shut up!
Oh, and btw, I'm truly sorry about the trashy comment, NOooot.
Twinkie

RILEY AND STAR said...

HI Guys,

Next time throw up! That will get her butt movin!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

Tank said...

Dear Puddles,

It's me Tank. I don't think you would like it in Asia. In fact, I'm pretty sure that people EAT dogs in Asia, so I don't think you should go there. I'll help you find a new owner if that's what you want... but I know from experience that they all have their flaws:(

Sincerely yours,
Tank
PeeS - I'm getting used to the gigantic Puddles picture. It doesn't frighten me anymore.

Rambo said...

Oh My Dog.....you have to be the funniest little doxie I know. You know you didn't pass out you little actress. You should win a Pawcademy Award for that performance!!
oxox
Rambo
pee ess...you can come live with me....we eat chichen EVERY night.

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahaha! Glad you got your food... or did you?
~Milly and shelby

Asta said...

Puddles
Awe you OK wif living in the city..no yawd and have to use an elevatow to get to the seventh floow and have a Mommi so lazy that she doesn't get up 'till about 9:30 to take you fow youw fiwst walk? if yes, than come live hewe wif me
smoochie kisses
ASTA

ABBY said...

Puddles
Do you know we actually have to GO and get the Momma purrson to feed us? She forgets it's time and we have to all gang up on her and make her open our food cans...if only we had thumbs.

purrin

xo
Abby

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you are so very funny!! You make mom laugh everytime. This post is a great one! Mom said she would love to have you here but I must warn you....she is starving me. Something about a diet and all of that crap. She loves you though so she would feed you and maybe you could share some with me because I'm hungry too! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
I really understand you passing out for being hungry!
I don't like either when my mom takes her time and I have to wait for my dinner!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Hi Puddles,
You can come live with us but you would have to eat vegetables and some beef or turkey, but more vegs then meat!! Can you live with that?? We would love to have you!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Wyatt said...

That is some good drama...BOL. You need to kick it up a notch! Try spinning and twirling and then pass out...that will get some attention!!

Wyatt

Cocorue said...

oh Puddles,
you Don't want to come live with our hoomans!
not only will you Starve, you will probably NOT be recognised by your pawrents when and IF you ever return to them bol!!!

we like your fur decor ha ha ha!

chikisses and sending lots of luv your way,
coco and tiffy

Maggie and Mitch said...

We eat at 6AM on the dot so you would starve to death at our house, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Dennis the Vizsla said...

... every day you see one more card ...

Those Elgin Pugs said...

OKAYS'S..... ME'S BACKS!!!

betters lates 'den nevers!!!

Me's totally sockers 'den had to come back wits some Rockers...

Ehems...

A one.. A two's.. A tree's..do's some pees... a four.. hit 'da floor..

Poopin' in 'da kitchen 'cuz Yo-Momma makes You starve

Try it, don'ts be shy by it's..no lie 'dat why it's worths 'dis reason...

It's rude to get's no food..

Yo- Momma not in mood...

Shartworks works alls 'da times..
lady not feedin' 'da Puddles is a crime!!!

Yo-Anakin Man - s'up

Twix said...

What the ????? You have to wait for food? Why? You definitely need to come and stay with me....I have a hooooge bowl of food on the floor all the time. OMD, I just can't believe you are treated this way. And, I have to say I'm impressed at your manners.....when I know I'm getting something extra yummy I bark and cry and whine and etc......
Snuggles,
Twix

Mango said...

That is horrible abuse. I, too, feel faint around 4PM and sometimes Master is (gasp) taking a nap. I just pound my tail on the floor until he wakes up.

Slobbers,
Mango