Happy Monday everybuddy!
Furst, I want to wish Jack a Happy Birfday...he is 2 years old today. If you haven't had a dose of Jack yet then go now! Don't be shy.
Okays, now I gets to my post.......................
I've told da little girl befores bouts da "doggies and da kittehs"
but hers brung it up again.
Said she too young last time we hads conversation.
So I explain to hers again why I was ceremoniously gutted spayed.
I said, " little girl, dats what they do to girlies to keeps them healthy, keeps some cancers away, and to prevent unwanted hoodlums puppies".
But then her says, "Oh Puddles but it would be wonderful to have your puppies".
Then I says," Sorry chicklet, ain't gonna happen:.
But just imagine.............
WARNING: View at your own risk
may cause nightmares,
paralysis,
sea-jures,
and/or but limited to
involuntary spasms
or tics
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{Ooooooh, my very own little army}
Seriously, who would want a Puddles puppy anyways?I mean they gorgeous and all but.....
THE END
Peace Out,
Puddles
41 comments:
Oh Puddles, I likes your new header, I said you have beautiful eyes, and now I can count puddles to go to sleep not bunnys!! Don't worry about me, Im the last in the line if you knows what I means!!
See Yea George xxx
Ahh - what a way to start a Monday - know I's got that image in my head all day - yikes.
woof - Tucker
The Day of the Clones! Although no one could clone another true Puddles, just a look alike! Still a bit scared.
We're career girls, too. Don't want any puppies holding us back (and being cuter than we are.)
LOVE the new header!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
That is the stuff of nightmares.
Slobbers,
Mango
Puddles,
Happy Monday to you too! You is very nice to gives a Barkday shout out to Jack today. Mom says da world would certainly be even more interesting if dere was more of youz, I agree with hers. :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
PeeS Your new header looks wunderfuls!
Actually Puddles we kinda liked that army of little Puddles....!
We are with you, us liberated doggies don't want to be tied down with puppies.
It is so hard finding just the right human for just the right puppy!
We would have to keep them all - can you imagine!
We love your new look blog - it is very you!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
G'mornin Ms Puddles. We loves your nu du fer your blog an'like the nu pikchur of u. We r finally over r tiredness frum the weddin/recepshun - it wuz just so much fun. We don't no if the world cood take anuther Puddles - much less that many - yes, scary! By the way - we can't go the puppy route here either - mom sez we r a big enuf handful fer her. (Wunder what she meanz?)
Woof! Woof! Yes it's Monday! Lots of Puddles. Love the new blog background n photo. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Pippen almost had a sea-jure at the park yesterday because we thought we saw you! In any event, we made mom hide us behind a tree on the off chance it was you...
We don't think the world could handle more Puddles so it's a good thing you can't have any more!
Sam and Pippen
PeeS. Love the new look!
The header pic is a BEAUTY! Great post!
I saw Mom raise her hand! Yegads!
Here's what I think! I think there can only be one Puddles in the whole wide world anyway, and you're the one! If there were more, they wouldn't be as special as you!
Bunny
P.S. Have you seen Lilac or the fan? They haven't gotten home from the wedding yet!
Okays, here it is...
Fursts off ~~ Everybuddy is commenting on how Beeutiful your new header piktur is (and I agree!) BUTT, the CAPTION below tells the REAL truths. "it's really all about ME, Puddles". True-er words never written, HOWEVER, what abouts 'We THREE Doxies !?!?!?!? Was an appropriate vote taken with Albert and Whitney prior to this new blog renovation?
Seconds off ~~~ I applaud your discussion with Your Girl. It be very impawtent to practice da Spay and Neuter, and it never too soon to teach hers bout such things.....BUTT..........
THAT piktur!! Oh my dog!!! my momma went "awwh" and then she cracks up! Her said she would gladly 'dopt one of dem...as long as it came with a LIBERAL return policy.
Concerned,
MinnaK
PeeS....My momma be muttering something bout "What kind of mind can come up with these things..." Do you think her means you or your mom?!?!? HeeehEeeheheheheeeee!
Wooos Puddles! If woo had all them puppies then there would be no more special Puddles, there would be many of woo! Now if that happened how would we know who to congratulate, or blame? If I had puppies then everyone would be looking at them instead of me, and i would not like that at all!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
I love the new picture, Puddles! That's pretty funny to think about you being a mother! Just think, you could have formed your own army and taken over the world! I could have been your Secretary of State or something.
This is our last day of vacation and then we head back to the city. I had a little run in with a nasty Maltese, but otherwise it was a great trip. Too bad you weren't here, I think you could have easily taken this dog out - unfortunately, he kicked my old butt.
Your pal, Pip
7 puds in a row.. is is is is.. urmmmm urmmm... TOO MUCHHHHHHHHH!! BOL! But me likes/loves/adores your new headers and them templates colors... they are so very you :)
woofs & licks,
Dom
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
{time lapse}
Oh's sorry's.. 'da Josie be all hypnotized.. hee hees
WoW!! An army of Puddles's.. hee hee.. What 'da heck would yous Momma do? She'd leaves 'da country. SNORTS!!!
Mommy always says 'dat if she had three Izzy's she'd be in trouble for sures..
Puppy Puddles's would be cutes, butt oh boy's... if 'day anytings like 'da Josie mini Puddles... 'day be Troubles!!! SNORTS!!
Oh's... hee hee...
Yabba dabba do!!!
BAHA HAHAH HAHA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Loves,
'da Josie.. who else.. whatcha tink
Oh Puddles...I would have had puppies with you and they would have been super cute! But that might not have been fair to you because I'm much bigger than you! But, I got clipped too, so no puppies for me.
I think the world needs more puddles to keep things interesting :o)
-Corbin
Thank DOG cloning is outlawed... you really did scare me there for a moment.
Licks, hero
Attack of the Clones!
Your life sized header picture was disturbing, but I managed to stay strong (I am Commander Tank after all!) and continued scrolling down the page.
Even my time spent as commander of a world-wide effort to eradicate the squirrel population didn't prepare me for the sight of an army of Puddles. My asst. caught me ordering kegs of pumpkin juice and mango suds. I told her to gas up the tractor cause I was off to war again. She made me stop and explain what was going on and after I showed her the picture of your army, she promised me that you couldn't reproduce and it was all a hoax. I made her swear on a box of dog biscuits.
So you're safe for now, but don't be messin' around like this anymore cause I'll call up my troops faster than you can say *Puddles puppy*
I'm still at the wedding.
Apparently you, or one of your clones, stole my spaceship for a joyride. Be sure to keep a low profile. And if Pip is with you, remember he is wanted by the authorities.
I don't know if a Puddles army is something the world is ready for, but I can think of worse things that we've already got, too. Still, it's all about responsible population control and your Mom's sanity, isn't it?
Franklin says to tell you "Thank you" from him. Um...what's he thanking you for, Puddles Duddles, dear?
lotsa licks, Lola
Puddles, we loves your new header! It is so beautiful!! Mom was strong and went on down the page to see what you had put and then she screamed out with laughter....an army of Puddles!!! How cute!!!! About that spaceship...I loved riding in it to the wedding but I see it's missing now and I know I din't come home in it beczause I has to ride the train back. Where is it I wonder? Anyway love the blog header page....Puddles you are beautiful! Lots of love, Holly
What a very impawtent message about the impawtence of spaying and neutering, Puddles. I think your preacher skills came out when you told the little girl why some dogs just don't need to have puppies. Sure, it would be crazy fun if you had some little paws walking right beside you but honestly I think ONE of you is enough fur now! Heehee!
Daisy
Look at yourself up there in the header!!!! We can practically fall into your eyes!!!
Meowm says she would love to have a mini-you! However, she has enough expenses keeping us in the lap of luxury!
Oh Puddles...I don't think the world could handle more than one of you! You are just way too unique!
Wags!
Mr. Nubbin'
Hey Puddles,
Sorry for coming by so so late.
A huge thanks is due for the lovely pawty at your place. Though of course I had to hurry back to get to Daddy's bday pawty.
We love your header photograph. so poignant!you do have lovely eyes.
and hey! who wouldn't like to have a Puddles-Puppy?
wags,
Bud n Gin
Puddles
I can't imagine anything bettew than a whole pack of puddles cuties..what fun! what mischief, hahahah, would keep youw hoomans on theiw toes
smoochie kisses
ASTA
There really is only one REAL you!!!
Are they like tribbles?
Hugz&Khsyses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Angel IS all that and more - he's 90+# but now that he's been diagnosed with thyroid issues, he'll be svelte AND ABLE TO KHATCH SNAKHKS in no time!
Happy Monday to your Puddles!
:-)
You are so cute.
purrin
Abby
YIKES!!! We are so glad that's not gonna happen. lol! You're so funny!
We like the new look of your blog.
~Milly and Shelby
You are a worthy opponent, Puddles. But I will prevail!
Oh, I laughed to hard at this post. What cuteness. I'll take the one in the middle. The one that looks like you BOL
Thanks for the Jack intel as well. He's my good furiend and I was clueless. I stopped by already thank you so much
Twink!
An army of Puddles??
Oh-oh! Sure it would be interesting!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wow, I've had such a busy day I didn't even get to read all the blogs until tonight. Thank you for the shout-out!!! I had a lot of new people come by and wish me a happy birthday!!
I love your new picture at the top of the blog!!!
Happy birfday to ur friend! :)
I think spayin and nooterin is good too. :)
Kthx. :)
Mommy is rolling on the floor laughing. A whole bucnch of Puddles running around....Wow that be something else.
She what you did, Puddles, now I gotta try to get MOmmy offf the floor.
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
Mom says the same thing about Ciara - what is it with the moms - don't they understand "Girls just want to have fun"?
Puddles, we would take a few of you any day, well, maybe one of you, well, now that we think about it, never mind:)
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
miss puddles,
that's a lot of mini miss puddles. i don't know if the world would be able to handle that!! but, you would be really close to being able to have your own baseball team. teeheehee!
*woof*
the booker man
NOoooooooooooooo *runs under a table to hide
~Texas
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