Friday, August 20, 2010

A Trashy Friday Post


Oh...ummm...hi theres....



I was just looking furs my contact lenses...yea, dats it.

{Warning: don't try dis at home unless you knows without a doubt you can get yourself out.}
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PEES: I apologize greatly furs not being in Blogville yesterday, I was busy working out transportation plans furs da wedding dis weekend
and I has a post tomorrow to proves it.

Don't furget da wedding of da century will be tomorrow at 2pm
Click here to go to da wedding blog


THE END

Peace Out,
Preacher Puddles

36 comments:

Mango said...

You have the wrong end in there. Next time just dive in snooter first. I think you will find many nommy treats.

Slobbers,
Mango

Minna Krebs said...

I need to take a moment to process THIS.................oay I made me some strong coffee and now I back

Hmmmmmmm, I am thinking A. You accidentally threw away your sermon OR
B. There be some good leftovers from dinner you missed OR
C. Albert finally cracked and had enuff of you

BOL!!!!!
MinnaK

Frankie Furter said...

You ... TALKIN' TRASH... again???
BaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaah

Wyatt is coming by Trolly.

Are you planning.. Train, Plane, or Automobile??? The TRAIN would be easy for you.. just go out back and HOP ON!!

OAR (boat pun) are you planning some... ummmm ahhhh ALTERNATIVE
method????????

Minna Krebs said...

I GET IT!

You be trying to sell us on another one of your Infomercial Inventions....

What this be? Da Puddles 2000? By the way, I ordered da other Puddles product and FedEx man sez it is STILL has not shipped

MK

Lola said...

Franklin says that's just adorable. What am I going to DO with him? We are sooo looking forward to the wedding. We are all set to go.

lotsa licks, Lola

Madi and Mom said...

OK PUDDLES DUDDLES RAINWATER....it is time for you to take of that Dachshund costume you are wearing....I knew there was a feline under it and this picture proves it!!!
Come on out Puddles show us who you really are.

Smiling big time,
Madi

Life with 5 dogs said...

How cute is that! Growing up I had a doxie and she was always jumping into the trash can(lol)
Happy Friday!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Gee ... how did you do that ... just like a cat. Looking forward to the special event tomorrow. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh we are sorry we are not going to the wedding.......we feel like cinderella well make that two cinderellas!
Puddles, did you find your contact lens?
Of course we know that is what you were looking for.
We ourselves would just have pulled the whole thing over, emptied it and then had a good sniff through.
If you need us to help ........
love you lots
Martha and Bailey xxxx

Sam said...

Did you find anything interesting in there beside the lens?

Sam

Those Elgin Pugs said...

ha ha ha!!!! Yous be alls trashy and stuffs just likes 'da Elgins Thugs!!

Are yous in 'da recycle bin or just 'da regular garbages!! SNORTS!!!

Okays.. We's super excited 'bouts 'da transportations and we's got lots of snacks for 'da ride!!

Now don't forgets to wear...(snorts)
undergarments unders yous preacher garbs!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

OoooOooOOO.....KaaKaKaaKaaKKa..
Snuff snuff..snort..

loves,
IzZY & Josie.. 'dat be who

mayziegal said...

Um, Puddles, Frankie and the grrrrls didn't trust you with their wedding tags, did they? Cuz I'm sure that you're NOT looking for them in that trash can, right? RIGHT?

I'll be sure and ask Auntie K if she wants you to pawform her wedding. I thinks she's still looking for a minister. Wouldn't that be GREAT?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Mr. Pip said...

Oh, that made me laugh, Puddles! I don't think I will try this as I can barely get up and down the stairs. I am enjoying life in hiding. It is almost like a vacation, but not. Lots of fun outdoor activities, family time, etc.

I will post about 8 tomorrow morning with directions on my whereabouts. I am in the land of cheese and beer and will be sure to bring some for our spaceship ride.

Your pal, Pip

Leonardo said...

Morning Ms. P
I was suppose to be Luna's date for the wedding, but Mom and Dad are FORCING Grady and me to leave on vacation tomorrow.

Mom got a new camera so she could take pictures of me ahead of time, but the $^*&^ thing (Mom's words, not mine) isn't working and had to be returned.

You'll be the bestest officiating doxie in history, and I would wipe those contacts off really good before you put them in your eyeballs!

Leo and Grady

MAXMOM said...

Geesh...what is your momma making you do?LOL!
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SA

Sammy and Andy said...

You are just toooooooooooooooooo cute, Puddles!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you are just too funny! We never know where you will end up. Holly said she is looking forward to the wedding and she will be outside in the backyard with the helmet you recommended. She borrowed it from me from my horseriding days..it't the only helmet in the house but it should do. Can't wait!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Nick Phillips said...

LOL! What a cute lil fellow :D

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles...DON'T JUMPS!! It's a looong way down fur you and you mites hurt yourself, THEN what would Ruby, Penny and Frankie do tomorrow....hmm? Hold on and I will comes over and gets you out of dat trash cans, I will bring some beers too. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Just how did you gets in dere in da first place?????

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Bambi is going by spaceship to the wedding!! She is so excited!!! See you all tomorrow!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Anny said...

urmm.. whys u lookins for your contacts in them bins.. they are usually at them sinks :p

you are not really a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnng doggie.. what's u doin in such a loooooooooooooooooooooooongg bin.. you could get yerself in some scraps :p

have a great partess with them fellas ya.. and drive that Alien's ship carefully.. u sures u got a spaceship licence?

Junior and Orion said...

Holy Smokes Puddles!!!!! Look at your claws of doom!!!!!!

You know, even we don't get in our trash.....just what did you think was in there?

Those Elgin Pugs said...

http://www.theresurgence.com/files/The_Preachers_Voice_2.jpg

Brian said...

You are very good at dancin the can-can!

Minna Krebs said...

Uhmmmmm.......I just be noticing your girl in da background......and I do believe her is ignoring your "dee-lemma"!



BOL!
MinnaK

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Don't furget your passport!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Khousin Merdie

The Teacher's Pets said...

Oh dears! I hope you were able to get outta there, Puddles, or else you won't be able to do your preaching and marrying duties tomorrow! Heehee!
I furgot to tell you that I figgered you'd be really, really busy yesterday so that's why I signed you up fur yesterday's Thankful Fur 3 Blog Hop! I hope you didn't mind getting even MORE attention than you usually do! Bol!
Daisy

houndstooth said...

Lilac says you can find good things in there, but not green papers! I hope you found your, um, contact!

We'll see you at the wedding!

Bunny

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We will be ready and waiting, Puddles. That is quite the predicament you got yourself into there. Hope the Brudder helped get you out - AND look at those nails you have - quite the fashion girl with those claws:) We don't ever want to get mad at you - that's quite the set of weapons.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

scotsmad said...

Hope you can get out of there before the wedding! Don't think a preacher has ever jilted a couple!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I hope you got in there by your own will and not for.... well, you know!
I can't wait for your sermon tomorrow!
See you there!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Good thing you found your lenses. You will need them tomorrow for officiating the wedding!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Barbara said...

Oh man, you are BAD!!

scottishdogs said...

Hi There Puddles,
Looks like you got yourself in a fix there...he he he. Trick is to knock it over before you get in...

Looking forward to seeing you at the wedding later today.

Woofs and happy Wags
Hector and Bonny too!
xxx

the booker man said...

i wish i had access to the foodable waste can, but mama locks it up in the cabinet under the sink. boohoo!
*woof*
the booker man

twinkietinydog said...

So now we can all trash talk about you and call you a lil' stinker! As if you weren't in enough trouble in blogland already. Now we can all say, we were provoked.
Twinkie