Saturday, August 21, 2010

On Our Ways To Da Wedding

Goooood Mornin' ya'll! It' me Preacher Puddles and I's off to da wedding ( and an FYI: I do weddings, baptisms, and bark mitzvahs, I do not currently do hoomans cuz da cost of da ordination was more expensive and I din't haves a coupon fur dat).

Sallie and Alien were forced volunteered to provides some of us withs his spaceship to gets us to da wedding on time. And me being da official officiant of da ceremony, I just couln't be late.

Sallie and in their flight get ups....
...and dun dun dun(that was suppose to bes a drumroll)
da spaceship...it's really a UFO but we calling it a spaceship so we don't hurt hurt Alien's feelilngs.

While Alien and Sallie was on his way to get me I had my train sent to get  Zona


I was so freaking excited cuz I gets to drive da spaceship waiting patiently in my yard.

Once I was picked up I gots to drive. Ya'll might wanna buckleup and wear helmets furs da remainder of da flight...hehehe! Did anybuddy happen to brings a map by da way?
Ummmmm...I gots no idea what these buttons do. Let me see what dis one does.

Oh dat was a fun button. I just beamed up Minna, Lucy, and Ditto

Our next mission was to pick up Maggie Mae and since hers gots a big yard I knew it was gonna be easy peasy to land.
"They're here, they're here...bye mom"

Then we were offs to Chicago to gets Pip from his super secret underground location.



But then I gots a garbled message on da UFO spaceship transmitter. Alls I could make out was "poly-ticks" and "no money left". I felt bad, thinking he had lots of ticks and no monies.
Thought maybe he was a stray.
He gaves me directions and I beamed him up.
Yes, da White House relocated. Don't ya'll watch da news?

Dis who we picked up. Does ya'll know him?
Says he goes by da name Blogagofsfaknfjvich...from Chicago. Say he furiend of Pip's.
But I gots da feeling he ain't suppose to leave da country.


Next we was on our ways to pick up Asta in New York city. Her was waiting on da rooftop fur us...withs her gazillion pressies furs da wedding...and fur some reason her felt da need to covers da roof top in marshmellows furs me crash landing.

Yes, da spaceship can be morphed into different colors and shapes...just along with me here.

Then we gots all da rest of our passengers...ya'll just didn't see me opick them up cuz I was super fast,
but I did picks them up. We did a little mingling and chit chatting.
Dis heres is da purple room in da spaceship




Dis is da green room and Yea, Lilac brought hers fan.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh dis is fun
Here we is just hanging our heads out in da open wind.

Wait...hang on, I shows you da otherside of da spaceship.


And finally we has met our destination.....
....and I managed to gets us heres all safe and sound...well 'cept furs dat lampost I tooks out back in Chicago but, we ain't gonna talks bout dat.

We sees ya'll at da wedding where I wills perform my furst ritual wedding ceremony.
click here to go to da wedding

Disclaimer: the use of Blagojevich has no representation of my political views, he was merely  used as an inside joke.



THE END

Peace Out,
Preacher Puddles

47 comments:

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

This here is Shiloh'n Shasta - we r in r Sopwith Camel an'we woll b there in a bit - u no they don't fly as fast az a spaceship.

Mango said...

That is a fantastic transporter. I think the open windows are a nice touch for all those heads hanging out whilst driving doggies.

Slobbers,
mango

scotsmad said...

Man, and we had to come in a normal old jet...It was an A380 and we did get upgraded to business class--only one seat, but Kendra kept hogging the remote. AND we had to share the pyjamas!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Just flyin'by - in case u r wunderin - r Sopwith Camel iz like the OLD plane that Snoopy, r famous comic strip cuzin in Peanitz uze tu fly in all hiz impawtent missionz. We r thinkin'about buzzin'over Ruby'an Penny with a message frum Frankie if he wantz us tu.

Minna Krebs said...

OH MY DOG!!!

My poor momma is laughing so much on the back porch that she made da neighbor dogs start barking (and its 6 in da morning here!)

I be back when she calms down....she making all kinda snorty sounds too. Do you think her turning into a Puggie like Josie's mom??

Martha and Bailey said...

Well Puddles, the thought of you driving a spaceship and all those doggies with their heads hanging out the windows..........!
Thank you for the Saturday morning smiles - have fun Puddles Duddles and well done landing amongst all those trees when you were picking up Maggie Mae.
We gotta hand it to you - we couldn't do that!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

George the Lad said...

Wow there's me on a plane and you lot having fun in a space ship!! look like great fun.
See Yea Later George xxx

Minna Krebs said...

Okay...mom is better now (all dat laughing and carrying ons was embarassing)

THANK YOU Preacher Puddles for arranging our transportation. Dis worked out much betters than riding Miss Lucy all da ways to Canada. Plus we avoided da Border Crossing and I not sures I have a passport!

Uh-oh...gotta check on mom again....her is starting to crack up over Lilac and her FAN on da spaceship! BOL!!!

MinnaK

Madi and Mom said...

Oh me Puddles you and Mom have had a very very very busy week....Your mom is so very creative. Madi forgot to sign up to ride the spaceship BUTT she will be in attendance at the Royal Wedding.
Hugs and Kisses to the groom and brides....Frankie is certainly a Ladies man.
Madi and Mom

Maggie Mae said...

WooHoos!! Dis spaceship is sooo cool! Alien has thought of everything, der is even a refridgadator to keeps da beers cold! I likes it!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we were so excited to learn you were the main pilot of this fantastic spaceship - this will be a furst for all of us. Phantom was excited to remove his cone so he could hang his head out the window and Ciara and TD were so excited to spend some time with Lucy. Don't worry about the lamp post but we really think we need to ditch that Blogagofsfaknfjvich guy - his hair is really weird - send him back to the cabbage patch, please:)

Now on to the wedding, hope you remember all the right words for the ceremony.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

Hey - Blago is not a friend of mine. I don't how he knows my name or why he keeps asking for the money (I promised him).

And no, we don't go to the same groomer!

Your pal, Pip

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Thanks for picking up Holly!! I don't know what time you got here but there isn't any sign of her here although she seemed to get out the door while I was sleeping and she took something to drink for all of the guests. Don't worry about the lamp post...I heard on the news while ago tht they are going to do a stimulus package to bail out all lamp posts or other things that might be damaged during your flight. Puddles you are great!!!! I knew you could do it!!! Have fun and don't let Holly drink too much if at all possible. Lots of love, Debbie

Barbara said...

Oh man...mom is laughing way to hard! We couldn't come because Minnie got the "operation" and she's driving me insane with her puppyitis. I told mom I'm a big girl but she said if my sister couldn't go...well you know the story.
Bring back lots of pictures Puddles!

Alien said...

May the stars help us all.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Kakakakaka haw hahahahaha!!!

Kahahhahaanubnub nuff snuff snorts!!

Phfftt..... (oops) we's be doing 'dats when we's laughing to hards!!

We's dying over heres!!

Don't be mads.. .K? Butt IzZY ates lots of beans last nites!!! We's told hers not too's 'cuz of 'da ships and alls our furriends on stuffs...

Maybe's Aliens got extra gas masks!!

Kabakabakabakaba kakakaka!!!

'da Thugs!!

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles!!!! I'm glad Pip convinced you to rescue da Kitteh.
9 lives or not!!! Poor Kitteh...

(Good one, and secretly BOL at it )

MinnaK

Wyatt said...

BOL, did you do a water landing at the destination. Hopes you didn't have to dog paddle to shore.
Asta brought the most lovely gifts!
Gosh, we just brought an engraved bone :(

Wyatt and Stanzie

road-dog-tales said...

Next road trip we take, we're gettin' one of those! Hmmm, guess it wouldn't be a ROAD trip, huh? More like an air trip. Whatever. Looks like fun!
The Road Dogs

Twix said...

Goodness! If I had knnown you were gonna be in my area to pick up the OP Pack Hero and I could have ridden with you. Maybe next time, huh? He and I had a blast on our wat to the wedding too. You can check it out over at my place ;o)
Snuggles,
Twix
PS: I haven't been this excited since date night!

Gloria said...

Oh My! I am laughing so hard, I just may have to wear a diaper!!! lol Thanks for stopping by my blog an giving out the birthday wishes! And.......I am ONLY 62!!! lol I WILL stop this way often, now that I found it.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Yo' whaT uP PP!! I hear ya wanna change my name...

Ya batta chackz yourself before ya rex yourself!!!

I change my name when you change yours..

I'll be Sallie if you'll be GaGA!!

PeacE.

JaNE

Zona said...

Thanks SO much for giving me a lift to the wedding. I had a fantastical time in the green room with so many furends! Can't wait for the wedding to begin!

Wags,
Zona

Mollie said...

Excuse me, but do you do EXORCISMS?? There'a a kitten here with some serious issues - chasing invisible things and climbing doors....gots ta be the work of the devil, don't ya think?! Please, please say you will consider it - I will pay handsomely (as long as you like catnip)...

Purrs...

anonymous (if she finds out we asked, she may curse us with some bad mojo...)

Mollie said...

P.S. Our mom's phone is in dad's car, and he's not here, so don't worry when she doesn't answer!!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

oTaY!! JaNE be likin' PP!!!

Hey's I call myselF Sallie FoR yoU onlY somEtiMES!!

I got a song for PP...

I Wanna Marry like 'dey do in Utah pleese...

Preach em', teach em' let em' live learn.. peeps be listen to me's
(I love it)
Puddles game intuition play the drinkin' cards game with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll show yous whats unders my garbs..

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

PeacE

JaNE

houndstooth said...

I can't believe that you picked up Lilac and left the rest of us here! I thought we were friends, Puddles!

Although, I'm pretty darned glad I don't have to share space with that Blagorobbervich fellow! I'd like to nip him in the seat of the pants!

Bunny

P.S. Any good looking fellows out there who can give me, Blueberry and Morgan a ride to the wedding?

P.P.S. Oh, no! We can't even hire a cab! Lilac took all the green papers with her! Gah!

houndstooth said...

I can't believe that you picked up Lilac and left the rest of us here! I thought we were friends, Puddles!

Although, I'm pretty darned glad I don't have to share space with that Blagorobbervich fellow! I'd like to nip him in the seat of the pants!

Bunny

P.S. Any good looking fellows out there who can give me, Blueberry and Morgan a ride to the wedding?

P.P.S. Oh, no! We can't even hire a cab! Lilac took all the green papers with her! Gah!

Asta said...

Pweachew Puddles

That was the funnest wide evew(xept when you did those sudden tuwns and somepups thwowed up) I am glad I thought of the mawshmallows, It made fow a nice soft landing evewyone said..I can't wait fow the wedding..it was soo cool to be in the spaceship wif evewyone..can you go back and pick up Bunny and Boobewwy???
I feel tewwibull that they got left behinds
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lola said...

Franklin is so mad that I didn't get us a ride on the spaceship now that he found out Puddles is driving. Hah! I bet he'd howl a different tune if he was actually IN the ship. Bunny, do you all need a ride? We're taking a cab. You're not much out of the way. We can swing by and pick you up. It's a NYC cab so we'll have no problem getting there and to the wedding in the next 13 minutes.

lotsa licks, Lola

Lola said...

Puddles, I have to say, no one could do better than to have you officiate at their wedding. That was a most beautiful ceremony. I needed many tissues to get through that. Too bad Franklin ate so many of them. Speaking of Franklin he has something to say:

Franklin here, Preacher Puddles. You are sure the prettiest preacher I've ever seen. Um...I don't EXACTLY know how to dance but I'm sure I could learn by six if you'd do me the honor of giving me a dance with you. Lola says the most important thing is not to step on your toes. She also says no beer for me but I think she's only kidding about that.

lotsa licks, both of us

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Thanks for piloting us all to the wedding!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Brian said...

I had no idea you knew how to fly one of those things, I'm impressed!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khousin Merdie and I saw woo fly ovFUR!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Khousin Merdie

Bocci said...

Oh my dog, Preacher Puddles, what a terrific post-we laughed out heads off!
Thanks! Hope you all had a ton of fun at the wedding!

Your buddy,
Bocci

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You get to ride a spaceship. How COOL is that. Mmmm Why did you not pick me up ... I'm just 20 minutes from PIP. My mom can't stop laughing with that Blogovitch look a like. LOL! Yah he can't leave the country ...You guys had too much FUn inside that ship. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
holy cats, woman! i can't believe i missed out on the spaceship ride!!
*woof*
the booker man

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a super neat way to get to the wedding of the year! We're sure missing out on lots of fun!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

DoDo and MoMo said...

wow! that is one pawsome transporter! can you "beam" us to Canada fur da wedding? ^^;

hero said...

Puddles, you sure know how to charter a mode of transport for the wedding... and what a good preacher you are too. Twix and I had an adventure ride to the wedding nonetheless.

Licks, hero

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
it's totally all about you!! i dig your new bloggie look. teehee.
and don't forget, you caught a bouquet, too!!!!!
*woof*
the booker man

Twix said...

Puddles, first of all, I love the new look! Secondly, well, I'm not even sure what to say. I just can't believe that you grabbed me by the dress and threw me across the grass in order to catch the bouquet. Unless you are keeping a secret from the rest of us, which I highly doubt, you don't have a significant other and I do! Ok, I furgive you.....just don't do it again ok? I still love you (hugs).
Snuggles,
Twix

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Guys,

Thanks for coming by. We have miss you too so much!

Luved your post, brilliant! and what a fun wedding!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

rottrover said...

First, love the new look! It really says "it's all about the Puddles!" but more seriously, Puddles, you and your momma did an amazing job with all the posts! Thank you. It's been so fun to follow!

scottishdogs said...

Hi There Puddles

You did a really great job at the wedding and the posts were really funny too.

As Ordained minister you officiated really well at ritual erm wedding!

We will never doubt you again

Hector and Bonny
xxx

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Oh Puddles, sorry me and my Tiger couldn't come but he still can't get out od his cage. I hear that you did such a good job that when Tiger and I tie ther knot, I hope marry us.

Yesterday Dr briles took pictures of Shelby's tummy and she really is pregnant. x-rays dont lie so in about 2 to 3 weeks there will be lots of baby pitties to deal with.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Alien said...

Very funny, Minx. I was joking about wallpapering my spaceship with pictures of you in your bra. Ah, well. At least the storage room/new bar looks festive. Much like your new background. And I love the header.