Monday, September 13, 2010

Avon Called

Well, as most of ya'll knows, Lucy da goat donkey has been moonlighting as da Avon rep fur all of Blogville, USA. I thoughts you should also be awares dat her Barn "renovations" were a little understated.
Dis actually what Lucy plans on her barn being likes afters da renovations is completed.

Okays now on to da Avon products so many of us ordered.

Now, I shows ya'll me furst cuz dis here is my blog.
Me, I boughts me some lipstick in
Foxie Doxie Red

Dis is Bunny
Her is sportin eyeshadow in
Go Green Greyhound

Dis Izzy
HEr is wearing Puggaliscious Pink Lipstick.
(yes, her also be wearing da blue mascara...along withs my mum's dancing heels)


Howevers, some of you also purchased some creams and such.
And well, dat was just unfortunate really.

Madi, bless her heart, was one dat bought some wrinkle creams. Said product had not been throughs da vigorous, much needed, testing processes.

BEFORES:


AFTERS:

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And poor Frankie ordered some cream rinse to makes his ear hairs longer...unfortunately there was a mishap withs dat product also.

BEFORES:



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Dis last customer, who shall remain anonymous, well: he was just to embarrassed to show his face. His own asssistant wouldn't let him in da house so I gaves him my bag.
Juat my way of beautifying da planet. And who says I don't recycle.

Hang on....I haves a close up.

THE END

*fur your informationals: makeup artist is not liable furs work under da influenece of coffee*



Peace Out,
Puddles

60 comments:

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Mommy is on 'da floor... hold on..

Lola said...

OMD, those are some extreme makeovers. I'm just as glad I didn't try the wrinkle cream. I was thinking about it.

lotsa licks, Lola

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'da Josie hads to get some mommy some icee cool waters out of 'da fridge she gots last nites at targets..

okays dens....

hee haws... what 'da..

'da Josie still be hee hawin'g....
anyways... IzZY is still outs wits 'dat face!!! 'da Josie not knows where'd she go?? She just went outs and still not home??

Hmmmmmmmm....
'dere must be an explanations... maybe's Alien spotted hers glowing green eye shadows and picked hers ups..... SNORTS!!!! hee haws!!!
What 'da??
no.. seriously, IzZY is upstairs snoring of 'dat face!!

'da Josie needs some mores sometings 'cuz my ex- boyfriends is e-mailing me whining 'bout sometings... hee haw...

'da Josie... who else

El'bow and Hauwii said...

ooohno!
naked dogs and cats!
aaah :D

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Minna Krebs said...

Ooooohh Noooooo!

Now you did it...
my momma is on da floor snorting something bout your mom is insane.

I didn't have no water to throw on her, so I knocked over her coffee instead (fur real)

We be back after I sorts this mess out

MinnaK

Madi and Mom said...

Morning Puddles....I LOVE LOVE your new look especially the bow.

Boo hoo I can't see my before and after picture though....dag gone it Blogger is messing up again!!!

Just knowing you and your makeup artist...I'm sure the pictures are hilarious!!! Thank you for including me though!!!
Hugs and Happy Doxie Monday,
Madi

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my dog! My momma gets it together enoughs to comment, and comes back to read poor Madi's comment!!! BOL! Da sweet thing don't even realize .......BOL!!!
My momma can't take it anymores!!

And Thank Dogness dat Frankie didn't use da Cream Rinse BEFORE da Wedding!!!

MinnaK

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

This here is Shasta - Oh Ms Puddles, them r your colors - u look so good; that look iz definitely u. I shure hope that make-upz stuff helpz me, I did order sum but I told Lucy I want the more natural stuff - that brings out my dark eyez.

Yep, Shiloh thinkz he iz such a ladiez man - he wantz sumthin'that gits hiz hair soft fer when the ladiez run their nozez thru it. He also thinkz sumthin'like a musty-squirlee cologne wood drive the ladiez wild (whacko iz more like it)

scotsmad said...

Uh oh, we WERE going to order something to cover our grey hairs--but we're glad we didn't. We might not have any fur!

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

With products like that, the 'dream barn' may be way in the future.

Sam and Pippen said...

Thank dogness we didn't sign up for one of the makeovers! Poor Frankie! Poor Madi! and we don't even want to know what happened to Tank, er the nameless doggie...

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. We don't haves to share our toys... Pippen doesn't play with them so it's all good.

Minna Krebs said...

Lucy here...

Did I mention my No Return~No Refund Policy??

And I am so glad you posted that picture of my Barndominium. I believe you are right, it is a little understated. I am placing a call to my architect to discuss some additions to the East wing...now where is that hoofheld??

LUCY
Your Avon Representative
(Please direct all customer service issues to my attorney)

thedreadpiratejack said...

Oh Miss Puddles yu be makin my Ma snort coffee outta her nose. Wich I hav to say wos most comikol so I fanks yu for the giggles yu given me and Ma.
I finks yu is gawjuss wivs or wivsouts the avon gubbins tho

Luvs
Richie

Maggie Mae said...

I just don't know where to begins:) Good thing I cancelled dat wrinkle cream order...

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

mayziegal said...

Ohmidogness! Gosh! Wow! I'm, um, kinda glad I was on vacation last week and missed Lucy, the traveling Avon salesgoat, er, donkey. She did leaves me one of her catalogs but I think it, uh, got misplaced while we were unpacking.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. I missed you SOOOOO much!!!!

Tank said...

What in the heck did we all do for laughs before you came along??????? Forget the barrel of monkeys... just call Puddles! You're the queen of comedy in dog blog land and I salute you! Well done!!!

Gloria said...

Oh my word! Sure hope nobody is going to sue you or Avon! You are so dang funny, I may have to resort to buying depends now!

Frankie Furter said...

Frankie's MOM here !! I have just returned (without Poor Frankie) from the groomer. She says ... He may be there for 87 DAYS. This is just HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE I tell you.
I'm going to go take some pills now.

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Shiloh Beaglebrat here - Well it lookz like the make-upz r ok an'accessoriez tu but I don't no about the boy doggy stuff or that wrinkle cream. I hope I can cancel my order b-4 I git that coat softener - at least I gotz my fur an'I want tu keep it that way.

Leonardo said...

Good Morning Ms. P.

Mom was on the phone to the church and had to have them hold on cause she was laughing so hard. The secatary lady was concerned, and asked if she was OK when she finally came back. Mom thought it best NOT to try and explain.

Grady and I thing you look beautimus! Pink is definitely your color, and as for those others whose products didn't work, maybe it was they way there were applied......

Mom wishes we had a barn like Lucy's. She could have all the horses and Newfies she ever wanted. She's forwarding it on to Dad, but can already hear his comment (we won't print it due to censorship)

Happy Day, Ms. P
Love
Leo, Grady and Mom.

Anny said...

hahahhahahaa.. oh Puds you crazy woman.. urmm.. doxie.. hahhahahahhahaa... your eyelashes after the "do" is too much.. bwhhahahahahahahhahahaa.. crazy doxie... but i lurvvvvvvvvvvv you!

The Teacher's Pets said...

I am always a sucker for makeover shows but this is the furst time I've ever watched a makeover show on the computer. I think I like your makeover show the best of all of 'em, Puddles! I am also relieved that your eyeliner saga is over and done with...whew!
By the way, in case you haven't heard....my mom figgered out that her www.Photosnack.net photo gallery was the cause of everyone's "comment loss/crash" troubles. She also figgered out that she has to run a virus scan everyday so that the 'puter isn't slow and mean and stuffs. She also figgered out that everybuddy still likes her and her blog but didn't like being frustrated while visiting her (and me and my kitty brudders too) so don't be a stranger....okee-dokee? We miss hearing from you and we will visit you more often too...pawmise!
Daisy the coonhound

Remington said...

Lucy is quite the Avon rep. I think I may just pass on this....

Corbin said...

Oh My Dude... Pudders, first, you look beautiful in your new make-ups. Second, my momma is laughing very very hard at your post. She thinks you're super silly (but in a good way)!
-Corbin
ps. Can I please take you out? You're already dressed for the occasion!

Ruby and Penny said...

Oh no, not our beautiful Frankie.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Puddles you look like a queen.

Brian said...

Oh Puddles, that was so funny I almost coughed up my kibble!

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Oh my dog!!! Madi... looks... hilarious!!!!!!! And poor Frankie..... BWAAAAHHAAAHAA!!!

Licks to the naughty Puddles,
Ruthie

Wyatt said...

Lucy-

Stanzie says, on second thought, cancel her order for the creme rinse. She is not sure she likes the results.....BOL!

Wyatt

Texas The Doxie said...

OMD IKNOWED BETter than ta trust a DONKEY about...*snicker* face products!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaheeehheeheee

Texas The Doxie said...

PS - Did ya even see the blog awardie I *had to* gave you???

Mack said...

I think you should be a Hollywood make-up artist!

Tucker said...

Um I thinks you all need refunds..... Did you sign a health waiver before using those products? They were obviously not tested in on animals for a reason, BOL!

woof - Tucker

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, we can't stop laughing, Puddles - what a great way you made for us to start the week.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL, MOL, MOL!!!!!!!!!!

As always, you're looking gorgeous, Puddles, but we're really worried about our mutual friend, Madi......seems it wasn't wrinkle cream but vanishing cream she used!!!!! And us fellas love looking at beautiful girls, and Madi was one of our favs to look at....we hope the cream wears off!!!!!!!!

What a totally fun post!!

xxxxxxx

Mr. Pip said...

Well, thank goodness, I read this in time. My mama was just about to put on her new wrinkle cream ...I ran as fast I could (which is not very fast) and ripped the cream from her hands ...that was a close one ...

I orderrd the Avon breath freshener. I wondered why everyone kept backing away from me ..

Your pal, Pip

Asta said...

Puddles
hehehe

I think I would have all my fwiends test the pwoducts fiwst...btw, did you see the lovely makeovew you had on my bloggie when you wewe in nYC fow the Fashion Night out extwavaganza??
You looked amazingly bootiful
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Barbara said...

Okay, I'm at work and people are wondering why I'm doubled over laughing. Puddles, make up is not for you or your buddies. We like the natural look on you!

George the Lad said...

BOL !!!!!! I needs to go out side to relive meself LOL, LOL,
See Yea George xxx

Junior and Orion said...

Wow! Look at all of you...well most of you, all beautified! Amazing!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you are so funny!! Mom almost landed in the floor again from laughing! Thanks for the brillant laughs for Monday!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

JD and Max said...

Hiya Puddles,

FH was SNORTING with laughter at this post - she's most undignified sometimes you know! We admit to feeling a bit scared after seeing that first photo of you - yikes! Mind you, we might buy a vat of that wrinkle cream for FH.....uh-oh, gotta run, she's coming over....!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khould moonlight at a khlown khollege too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Puddles and Mom...
Mom deleted some files from Picasa that she had edited...as soon as she dit that all the pictures were available on your bloggie....whoopee!! They are twice as funny on the blog!!!
Madi

Maggie and Mitch said...

Our mom would kill for those eyeslashes!
You're so funny, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

Puddles
At least you got your eye liner back!

Momma was gigglin up a storm, I don't know why?

purrin
xo
Abby

Those Elgin Pugs said...

PUDDLES!!!!!

Can yous put ons yous Preacher caps!!
Okays..

IzZy is Upstairs wits her green infested eye lids wits eyeballs rolled backs in her heads demandings MORE eye shadows saying 'dat someones names Tammy Faye Barker is tellings her to do's its!!!

She rans out of hers
Grody Greens eye shadows!!!

Helps PP!!

'da Josie

pee-s

brings some drinks

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahahahahaha!!!

You look just lovely, doll!

~Milly and Shelby

Zona said...

Oh my dogness, this post was full of laughs!! I think I might needs to go get mom a puppy pad she be laughing to hard!

Wags,
Zona

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! Puddles, you forgot to show my matching Poodle Pink Pawlish that matches my lipstick! Wowee! Am I ever glad I didn't get any of that wrinkle cream for Lilac's birthday. Her shit would literally have hit that fan of hers! Ooops! Can I say that word on your blog?

Bunny

houndstooth said...

Whew! Glad to know I won't get censored or anything! I got a little worried, you being a Preacher and all!

I sure hope nobody ordered butt toner cream! That could be one serious disaster!

Bunny again

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Puddles, Puddles, Puddles....Mommy hooted when she saw poor Frankie. Hope he doesn't have to stay at thr groomer for 87 years...his brides might live that long.

Mommy doesn't sue makeup, so she waon't let me either....thank you sweet bay Jesus for that.

Im wonder if Zona Zona's had a pee pad I can borrow for my Mommy.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Twix said...

OMD! I sure am glad I didn't order that hair treatment I was looking at. I was wondering.....have you been using Latisse and not telling us? Those lashes are magnificent! Yours and Bunny's. Can I borrow your Foxie Doxie Red lipstick? I'm pretty sure Hero would love it!
Snuggles,
Twix

Lorenza said...

Avon products sure work pawesome!
But I am not sure I'd like to try that cream and the hair treatment!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Roxy Ann LaRue said...

OH MY GOODNESS! Those pictures are so funny, beautiful make-up Avon really goes all out...I wonder if they would make me look more kissable too.
Roxy

Neeko said...

Hello cutie pie ♥

This post is one for the books.
You are having waaaaay to much fun.
My Mommy cannot stop laughing...
My Sis is asking for the same makeup.
You are tooooo cuuuute and soooo clever!

Thanks for the laughs,
♥ Neeko :o)

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! What happened to Frankie ... No Makeover for me. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

twinkietinydog said...

Killer post! Had us all BOL and ROFL and MOL
Twink!

Alien said...

Ah, those Avon products are amazing. I will have to bring some back to Hicbar.

Agnes B Bullock said...

That's why Mom only uses Bare Escentuals and Mary Kay!

road-dog-tales said...

Crikey - how did we miss this post? BOL! This is exactly why Mom doesn't wear makeup anymore :)
The Road Dogs

the booker man said...

holy cow!!! ya'll are gonna glow in the dark with those makeups on! heeheehee!! i feel bad for miss madi and mr. frankie...and was that tank hiding under the bag. i don't even want to know what happened to him...poor guy...

*woof*
the booker man