Avon Called

Well, as most of ya'll knows, Lucy da goat donkey has been moonlighting as da Avon rep fur all of Blogville, USA. I thoughts you should also be awares dat her Barn "renovations" were a little understated.

Dis actually what Lucy plans on her barn being likes afters da renovations is completed.

Okays now on to da Avon products so many of us ordered.

Now, I shows ya'll me furst cuz dis here is my blog.

Me, I boughts me some lipstick in

Foxie Doxie Red

Dis is Bunny

Her is sportin eyeshadow in

Go Green Greyhound

Dis Izzy

HEr is wearing Puggaliscious Pink Lipstick.

(yes, her also be wearing da blue mascara...along withs my mum's dancing heels)

Howevers, some of you also purchased some creams and such.

And well, dat was just unfortunate really.

Madi, bless her heart, was one dat bought some wrinkle creams. Said product had not been throughs da vigorous, much needed, testing processes.

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And poor Frankie ordered some cream rinse to makes his ear hairs longer...unfortunately there was a mishap withs dat product also.

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Dis last customer, who shall remain anonymous, well: he was just to embarrassed to show his face. His own asssistant wouldn't let him in da house so I gaves him my bag.

Juat my way of beautifying da planet. And who says I don't recycle.

Hang on....I haves a close up.

THE END

*fur your informationals: makeup artist is not liable furs work under da influenece of coffee*

Peace Out,

Puddles