Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Let's Do Breakfast

WARNING: May not be suitable fur young puppies, kittehs, and da faint of heart...so view at yours own discretionables.

Mornin' ya'll
Ooooooooh me!
'Scuze me's while I do my's stretchin'
It's most important to stretch da doxie back.

Ooooh dis nice
Gots to gets da kinks outta da legs too...yea, I gots legs.

Okays, oooooone more stretch

Aaaaaall done nows.
Goooodnesses am I famished!
Ya'll wants to go gets some breakfast withs me?
Okays, come on....

Ya'll should prolly knows dat since they starves me around heres I has to gets my own breakfast.

Okays, Breakfast is served.....
Anybuddy gots any salt?


Oh noes, don't worry...it ain't Alvin...it's his cuzzin.

I killed him!

See, heres a close up...no need to biggify, I do it fur ya!
Did I mention dat I killed him?

Okays, I done heres! Thank you fur joining me furs breakfast.

THE END
Note from Mum: Puddles would like you all to believe that she has to fend for her self and that she actually killed a chipmunk. However, she did not kill the it, she only found it that way.
Peace Out,
Puddles
*Also, ya'll goes to dis blog and send good thoughts to Minna and Lucy's new sissy. Her hasn't moved in yet cuz her is currently indergoing heartworm treatments,

58 comments:

Mango said...

That looks very tasty to the Mango. But I would say if you didn't kill it yourself then maybe you shouldn't eat it because it might have died from cooties.

Slobbers,
Mango

Martha and Bailey said...

Puddles, you are a true hound - a great huntress - we are sooooo impressed.
We also thought you had a very nice long stretched back!
You were right about our walk - there were far too many rules - boring!!!!!
love and kisses
Martha and bailey xxx

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Puddles, how gross. I'm so glad you didn't eat et. Mango is probsblly right....cootie, gross.

Love your stretching. I do that too. Your right it's a doxie thing and I do it when too when Mommy gets home everyday.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Gloria said...

Yeah.......It looked like it had the cooties! Your back is soooooooo long, I thought it would never end!

houndstooth said...

Oh my! Which one of the creams did that guy try? You better pull it off the shelves before folks hear about it and start filing lawsuits!

Bunny

Ruby and Penny said...

Hey Girl
We love your tip toe stretch. That's a good one.
We think that road kill look quite tasty.
Love Ruby & Penny

Three Dogs Long said...

Nothing like a good dachshie stretch first thing in the morning!

And any kill, in our books - if it's in your yard - is fair game! lol!

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Mr. Pip said...

I once stepped on some ants (by accident) and killed them. Does that count? Now I am feeling all bad about myself - where's the beer?

Your pal, Pip

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! That's a great stretch. Oh! MY!!! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Lola said...

You look like you're made out of rubber there, Puddles. Be careful that you're never mistaken for a chew toy when you strech like that. Um..sorry about the chipmunk? Or congratulations? Whatever is in order, count me in.

lotsa licks, Lola

Minna Krebs said...

And this morning's Snort of Coffee Award (this when my momma reading your post, takes a sip of coffee, reads some craziness and SNORT..da coffee comes back out her lips). I digress...
Todays award is a close tie tween Miss Bunnie and Da WINNER....Mr Pip, the ANT Murderer!

Heheehheeee
MinnaK
(See, I just laughs....my momma snorts)

Minna Krebs said...

Okay, I'm back fur my real comment of da day.....

Furst off, we all do pretty much same DoxieYoga workout as you. Butt I did notice da Pointed Right Paw in position number 2. Nice touch

Seconds off.....You didn't fools ME with your killing story. I could tell by your looong neck and careful snooter checking!

Did you and your mom hold services fur da poor thing??

MinnaK

And THANK YOU fur da Shout Out for L.B.G.

Anny said...

tat suresssssss is a loooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoog stretch... our hooman girl here has to turn her head from left to right to complete the picture... you sure ams a looooooooooooooOOOng one Puds :) and i must say your momma's a wonderful photolady to catch you yawning.

urmm.. about the roadkill thingy.. if yous didn't kill it and its not fresh and still warm... don't eat it for breakfast.. it mights be filled with urmmm.. worms!!

woofs & licks,
Dommy

mayziegal said...

Wow, Puddles! I am SOOOO impressed! And I don't believe your momma for a minute. I KNOW you killed that chipmunk for breakfast. Being the mighty doxie hunter you are and all. I liked your stretches lots, too. I do stretches like that. And I do the yawnie thing, too. Gotta stretch out everything. Even your mouth! Well, for Puddles, prolly ESPECIALLY your mouth!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. My momma was all sorts of happy and squealie when she heard abouts Whitney kissin' your momma. Aren't mommas just the weirdest?

Minna Krebs said...

Don't mind me.....just here to Double Check.....


Yep, its dead
Yep,its real

Okie dokie,then
MinnaK
**DORK**

The Heartbeats said...

Yous welcome for leaving dat on yous doorstep for you...

Love,

Nikki

Remington said...

I am happy to hear you did not kill that poor little thing, Miss Puddles. That's not a nice thing to do, you know....

Frankie Furter said...

Tell your mom to pick it up and give it Mouff to Mouff and rub it and try to bring it back to lifes... then... she can get fleas and be just like MY mom the Fleabag... BaaaaaWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH
I can see her now all hoppin and jumpin in your yard tryin to get em off and stuffs. HooooWieee
Run and get her and cry and beg for her to Fix it.. I'll wait right here for the pics of her with the fleas all over her.

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Is that one realated to the one casusing Anakin so much stress??

Corbin said...

Oh, we do the same stretches in the mornings! Is that a sign that we should be together forever?
-Corbin

Brian said...

You need to find another restaurant Puddles...the food doesn't look too fresh there!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, that sure is a very loooooooooonnnnnggggggg stretch!!! It felt good didn't it? Nope, you wouldn't kill anything like that and we all know it but please don't eat it! You would end up with food poisoning!! I founds a baby bird last spring and gots it in my mouth but mom made me give it back so she could dispose of it. I thought I was Queen of the Jungle that day. Didn't work for me. It's fun to try though! Lots of love, Holly

Asta said...

Ummm, Puddles
You nevew know whewe those guys have been and so I would stick to snausages and fwench toast ow a bagel wif a schmeaw, I don't want you to get the poisons

I loved youw doga moves..smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OK, Puddles, we are your good furiends and so we won't tell your Mom the truth about what happened BEFORE she saw you "find" the chipmunk.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Roxy Ann LaRue said...

Oh No...that's one of those things I hear mom saying "LEAVE IT" then it's goes something like this...WAYNE you need to come here and pick this up...mom says it's a BOY job and girls in my house don't do BOY jobs. However the BOY does do some girl jobs...LOL

Thanks for sharing you very cute exercise routine!
Licks and Love Roxy

Barbara said...

Ooh Puddles - I cannot let Trixie and Minnie see this page - you are just one hunka dogness and they would get much too excited looking at this page. Minnie, especially...she really goes for hunters...sexy!

Sammy and Andy said...

Don't ya have any fish for breakfast???????? xxxxxxxxxx

hero said...

You amaze me with your longitude body, Puddles... just like the rubber guy in Fantastic Four, BOL... breakie does not look too fresh... better stick with kibbles.

Licks, hero

Madi and Mom said...

Oh my cats Puddles.....as my mom's granny used to say be careful how far you stretch 'cause you will have to walk all the way back!!! MOL
You are one lovely, long, lean Doxie lady.....such a figure!!!
Update on Papa tomorrow thank you for you kind wishes,
Madi and Mom

Tucker said...

ewwww. That don't look fresh....

woof - Tucker

George the Lad said...

Yuk I bet that smells ripe!!!
Blimmy you double in size when you stretch
See Yea George xxx

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Heehee! Puddles, mommy says you look a lot like me!

Licks,
Ruthie

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Hey Ms. Puddles – Us Beaglebratz wanted tu thank-u fer the most da-lish-ush breakfast. Mom gave us sum erlier this mornin’but she iz afraid we will git fat so she wrongly limitz r food intake tu where we r starvin’all the time.

Tank said...

Puddles Mum - if Puddles didn't kill it, then what happened? Suicide? Heart attack? Fall from a tree??

Not likely scenarios... face it, you've got a killer on your hands. BOL!

twinkietinydog said...

Our mom hates it when we attack small animals. She was holding her breath throughout the entire post. Phew
Twinkie

JackDaddy said...

I think it was playing possum because it was scared that you were going to eat it!!!

Junior and Orion said...

Well Miss Puddles.....we believe you COULD catch the squirrel.

We like to stretch too. AND Meowm has been joining us in stretching in the mornings!

Nubbin' Tails said...

Puddles you are one great hunter. And the stretching, you rocked that! That is one of my bestest tricks. I can make myself as long as mom is tall!

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'

little princess Luna~ said...

omd puddies--i was relieved to hear that you did not slaughter that little chipmunk. bol. but SIIIIIID says that if you ever wanna take a walk on the wild side, he'll teach you a few tricks.
i look forward to seeing you (and your sibs maybe??) at my birthday/month howl-o-ween pawty on oct. 23rd--gonna be FUN~!!!! :D

XO,
luna

The Teacher's Pets said...

Thank goodness your mom told us the truth, Puddles, or else we would've thought you were a KILLER DOG and we just don't agree with going against the law around here. I know you like to live on the wild side butt we are the careful types...heeheee!

road-dog-tales said...

Are you a yogo dog? That is a mighty fine stretch you have there! Mom is over there gagging from the chipmunk photo but we think you're an excellent huntress!
The Road Dogs

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're sure glad that you didn't kill and eat that chipper, Puddles! It really doesn't look too appetizing to us!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

Puddles
Da smellin is da bestest part.
Da smellier da better, we say.

Gud job (even if'n yoo didn't deadded it yurself!) we fink yoo did.

purrin
xo
Abby

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Paws khrossed it will be a badger tomorrow!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Alien said...

Since you complained that I was "Nekid" in my last post, Minx, I took that picture just for you. :)

Alien said...

I just read some of the posts I missed. Hysterical.

Zona said...

You have to catch your own breakfast?!? This from the doggie who wears da designer Wallie Marte clothes? I don't believes it! You must be a very diverse girl!

You must be very good at yoga. Nice stretching! Speaking of your back.... do you use steps at home? Or just jump right up on things without the steps?

Wags,
Zona

Lorenza said...

Stretching first thing in the morning sure is pawesome, right?
Then...Oh-oh!
Poor chipmunck! It looks like he had a violent death.
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Neeko said...

Wow! Puddles....
You got a hot bodyyyy ♥♥♥
My Mommy better not see that I talk like this :o)))

Goodness! I'm sooo relieved to learn that you DID NOT massacre the poor soul and sure glad to see that you did not put your pretty lips on it.

Love,
Neeko ;;) (this is batting my eyelashes...) ♥

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Wooos Puddles! woo Mom is so mean, saying woo diod not catch that, I am sure woo did, and she just wants to look politically correct for the evil little squirrel folks out there. We do not have chipmunks here in florida, and mom misses them scurrying around, but that would be just one more thing to catch and munch on, sounds like fun. I hope woo got to enjoy woo breakfast before mom stole it away to keep it fur herself!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

kissa-bull said...

wowie you could be like the next angelina jolie of weiners wiff all those ninja kunfu assasin skills you gots there? havs you ever thought about being a pibble spy. we are always looking to add to our PTO society. we's to take ofur the woild you know

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack

Those Elgin Pugs said...

We's be late to 'dis shin dig!!

We will take ours ran through a warm room please wits some Cat soups and Must turds peese...

oh and some CORN & WATERS!!
oh and Tea and crumpets!!!
hugs!!
'da Josie

Agnes B Bullock said...

Do you do your stretchies inside too? Chip does his on the bed and the rug- drags his rear legs out and gets a great long stretch in. He looks twice as long as he normally does

JD and Max said...

Hi Puddles,

Oooh, those stretches sure looked goooood!!!

A chipmunk eh? Erm, doesn't the fur get stuck in your teeth?! Gosh, it's everso sad that you don't get fed either - our humans starve us too, it's absolutely tragic you know!!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Remington said...

Hi! just stopped by to say hi....kinda missed you....

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's deres Puddles butts!! hu hu's..

me's likes to eats me breakfasts and chew me craps down real good and early's likes 'round a few minutes to six in 'da AM when me's get smokes blown up's me butts!!!

best times for feedin'...

hu hu's... me's being a puppy mastiff is ruff tuff stuff and chew 'da craps 'den gurgles waters and 'den eats some corn and den vomits ups 'da road kills on someones who asks me's for cookie!!
snorts!!!

Grrrrrrr...
Anakin Man

A MilShelb Mom said...

HOLY COW!!! You killed it?? Wow! You're such a great hunter!! We are so jealous! Isn't there some ind of huge award for killing chipmunks/squirrels??
~Milly and Shelby

Texas The Doxie said...

How comes you didn't even eat it? Dy has a nice yummy tasts.....kinda like chickens.