Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Can't Come Ups With A Title

It's true, I'm  nosey little doxie.
I gets my bestest blog materials from being nosey though.
And today is no exception.

Today be's bout a conversation I overheard mom having on da phone.
Da conversation was bout who they dogs would be if they was fur real hoomans
I couldn't makes dat conversation up if I wanted too.
(Note To Self: pack mum's bags furs da pych ward)

Does ya'll haves any idea who mum said I would be?
Take a wild guess!


ME...
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Lindsay Lohan...really?
Hehehe...ya'll prolly guessed dat one.
Fortunately, I haven't been arrested......yet!

Well, now dis led me to think bout who some of my furiends would be if they was hoomans ...
.... here we goes.


Mayzie
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Jennifer Aniston
Her is comical, sweet, and her has a well known BFF
and her looks good in a bikini top

Corbin
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Matthew Mcconaughey...
Dats what I'm talkin' bout...is it hot in heres?
(seriously, don't makes me has to explain dis)

Izzy...
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Tammy Faye Baker (RIP)
Uh, I may not should haves used hers cuz her not with us no mores.
(sorry if dat was offensive) 

Lucy...
dis is good one...hehehehehe
hehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehehe
It makes me laugh.......
Okays, wait fur it...
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Ya'll still waitin?
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Donald Trump
I don't thinks I need to explain dis

Tank...
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Dr. House...
he just callous and bitchy...just like House, you can't help but loves Tank


Lorenza ...
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Eva Longoria 
Her beautifuls and always dressed to da nines

Now these next two piktures go togethers
Frankie

Cussin Francine
Drum roll puuuulease!
Oh, dis is a good one too...
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la di da da
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Rupaul...duh!
Nuff said

Khyra
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Houdini
I don't think I needs to explain dis one
Remington
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Coach Brad Childress...
don't need to explain dat one eithers.

Okays, I got plenty of mores of dis stuffs...lemme know if ya wanna sees mores!
I has a stash of piktures I stole borrowed from your bloggies...hehehehe!

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

63 comments:

Minna Krebs said...

Heehee
Heehee
Heehee

This is hytericals!

Butt NO Fairs!! I wanted to be da beautifuls Miss Jennifer Anniston with da smokin hot body!!

Heehee

MinnaK

Minna Krebs said...

Heehee

My momma says there is kinda a resemblance between Lucy and da Donald that her never noticed before!

Lucy needs da comb-over with her mane though!

Heehee

Anny said...

hhahhahahhaha.. tis is gooteeeeeeeeeee... i always thought of you as a Lindsay Lohan.. *LOL* You sure gots that right!

Martha and Bailey said...

That was very funny Puddles! But who wants to be a human.....they have so many hang ups!
Having said that we could certainly see Remington as a coach....!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Ruby and Penny said...

ROFL. Great post Puddles.
Izzy as Tammy Faye Baker, that is just too much.
Ruby & Penny

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles!!

What fun! I want to see more! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Teacher's Pets said...

Well, fur someone who couldn't come up with a title you sure did make up fur it in the pictures! Ha! Ha! Lorenza as Eva Longoria! You as Lindsay Lohan! And the others were hysterical! I wonder who I, Miss Daisy, would be???
Hey...do you wanna host tomorrow's THANKFUL FUR 3 THURSDAY? It's real easy to do and your mom said she could do it sometime...how about it? Or..do you know somebuddy who wants to help?
Daisy

Three Dogs Long said...

LOL! we love it...we were even thinking you could be a Paris Hilton!!

More pics please!


((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Funny Puddles. The "stuffs" you come up with. Mmmm now I'm wondering. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Minna Krebs said...

Lucy here...funny you should mention my other BFF (besides Tank) The Donald.

You probably didn't realize that he wanted me to sit in the Boardroom with him on The Apprentice. I declined, and suggested he give the job to Donald Jr and his daughter. (Those kids need to earn a living)

Lucy
Your Avon Representative et al

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! I'm rolling on the couch! Oh, Izzy! I'm so sorry!

Ru Paul! I knew that's who it was going to be! We all know Frankie loves to wear the fancy pants!

Bunny

Rusty said...

"Who's Really Hiding Under All Dat Fur? Yeah, dat works! (Hope dey keeps hiding)And speaking of hiding..dat's my Que......Tropical Storm Nicole hits today - gotta go hide my fur udder da bed! BYE

Rusty
(Holly's HeartBump)

(Hay...maybees I cans posts dis fur real dis time)

Frankie Furter said...

Oh this is just GRRRRREAT... except... I'm thinkin you might have it Bass Ackward though.
I think these are perfect match ups... BUTT it is the Peep who wants to be lookin' like US!!
I know they are ALL green with jellyness Not to be a Furperson.
More More MORE.... we want to see MORE...

Lola said...

Oh, that was great Puddles! I sure do want to see more. Every single one you can think of. I think this is a classic! Blog Mom is making me log off now, but I'm going to read it all again slower when she gets home tonight and starts up the computer again.

lotsa licks, Lola

Bella the Westie said...

haha what a funny post! that was so clever :)

thank you for sharing with us.

Love, Bella & Ollie.

Zona said...

BOL!!! I think these were PERFECT! Mayzie is TOTALLY Jennifer Aniston!

My mom and papa talk about who we might be too but more in a cast of characters like if we were the cast of such and such a show... haha.. and they talks about such things like if we drank real human drinks, what would our drinks be.. (They don't know we get into the beer when they leave. BOL!)

So... have your mom save a place at that psych ward for them too!

Wags,
Zona

Hound Girl said...

OMD that was hilarious and what great humans to choose for them. Corbin and Izzy's was so funny!

Puddle you crazy girl!

xoxo
Fred

Mack said...

That is like the cutest post...ever!!!
And we definitely see the resemblances!!

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Wooooos Puddles! Even though Mommy is just reading blogs this morning,m this one I MADE her leave a comment! Too funny! I loved this.

Woo made my day!

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles....more more more please!
You were 100% right on every one too!! Give your assistant a raise she is working way too hard!!!

Hugs Madi and Mom

Sam and Pippen said...

We'd like to say we'd like to see more but we are worried about our match up... Although, really there's only one duo that would even come close to describing us... Han Solo and Luke Skywalker... cuz you know, we're handsome and save the world everyday!

Sam and Pippen

Gloria said...

LOL Whay a total riot you are! I NEED to see more though! Wondering who Billy would be????? I'll be waiting...................

road-dog-tales said...

More, more, more! We do gotta say, though, that we didn't really notice how much more attractive dogs are than humans until you put them side by side like this. Poor humans ;)
The Road Dogs

Corbin said...

Oh, Puddles, you're making me blush!
-Corbin

Tank said...

and I'm getting more bitchy by the day...

Clever idea Duddles & perfect match ups. I'll give you a 10.

Remington said...

This was SOOOO great! Thank you! It put a BIG smile on my face. Like Billy Idol says -- more, more, more....(a little Rebel Yell, in case you didn't get it....) Oh and yes, you were right on the money with me!

Ina in Alaska said...

We think the Puddles has too much time on her hands TEE HEE HEE.... very clever Miss Puddles! You might have heard us laughing all the way up here in Anchorage!! xoxo

Sammy and Andy said...

What fun!!!!!!!!!!! We will definitely be watching for more, Puddles. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You did it again, Puddles, Mom is spitting her tea out all over the 'puter. ROFLOLOLOLOL - these are great. You need to make this a regular feature - would love to see more.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Brian said...

That was so funny Puddles...you don't need a title for this one!

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Yes do more!!! BWAHAAHAAA! The donald one was BWAHAAAHAA!!!!

Licks,
Ruthie

Barbara said...

Puddles - does this mean rehab is in your future? Oh noes!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you did it again!!! Can't quit laughing here!! Excellent post and we wants to see more..you sure got all of those so right! Hey I see my boyfriend Rusty was finally able to leave a remark fur you thank the dogness!!! He's been trying for along time!! Love the post and lots of love to you, Holly and mom

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles, I'll swany if you aren't just the cutest Southern German Doxie Lady!!! BTW if you are missing any 'puddles' they are up here in Raleigh....it is raining cats, dogs and elephants up here.

FYI Albert's hair: He is such an angel each one of his hairs has wings that let them fly about the house!!!
MOL I know you loved that,
Madi

mayziegal said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OMD! I'm sorry but I...heeheehee... I just can't...hahaha...stop laughing abouts these! Whew! Hold on. I gots to catch my breaths. Giggle...okay..everytime I thinks you can't top yourself, you go and do it. This has to be one of the bestest blog posties EVER! Tammy Faye Baker Woman just put me right over the edge!

NOW I know what Minna was talking abouts when she called me "Jennifer." I luvs it!

Now - about you. You most definitely would have a cuter mugshot than that Lindsay lady. But I hopes you know that I would bail you outta jail whenever you needed me to.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

PeeS. I would LUVS to see more of these!

George the Lad said...

BOL!! now you know, you can only give it out if you can take it, so it may come back and bit you in the butt lol!! but it is funny
See Yea George xxx

ABBY said...

Puddles
Yoo r so rite on!

purrin
xo
Abby

Those Elgin Pugs said...

So I'z guessing maybe too much make ups then???

HA HA!! I'z will try to go the the O natural looks in the new fall line that Lucy... Ehem... The Donald has going!!! SNORTS!!!

Mommy says she figured me more like Shannon Doherty Pug!! WhateveZ!!

I'z Angelina Jolie Pug!! Duh

We's both Preachers 'dose!!
BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Love Corbins...

Oh, did your'z Momma site lit up brite??

See the stone set in your eyes
See the bone twist in your side
I bark for you

Sleight of paw and twist of fate
On a petbed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you

BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Loves,
IzZY

Bruschi said...

Hi Lindsey, I mean Puddles, BOL! I think you did a great job with the human comparisons! you sure are a clever one!

Hugs and Licks, Brusci

PS- I was reading your comments on Tank's page and it was cracking me up! you offered him such the nicest things for his recovery BOL

Junior and Orion said...

MOL!!! Those are great Puddles!!!

Roo said...

Laughin my butt off! Forget my tail it's gone! Pawlease don't post anymore. I won't have a leg to stand on!


Waggin and winkin at ya,
Roo

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are spot on, Puddles, and way too funny! haha

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Minna Krebs said...

My momma just be noticing that you re-decorated agains! We can't tells da color changes when we visit you via da handheld.

Very nice....I do beleeve I likes da pink and brown betters.

MinnaK

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahaha!!! Lindsay Lohan!!!
~Milly and Shelby

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Puddles, this is so funny! And thanks for leaving me out, the check is in the mail. Though I am not so sure about you and Lindsey Lohan - she is kind of dumb. You may be a wild, unpredictable, partying gal, but you are not dumb! I mean you passed that test to become a preacher, right?

Mayzie is so Jennifer Aniston!!

Your pal, Pip

Miley said...

Funny Puddles!
Who do you think I'll be?

http://curiouscavortingcavoodle-miley.blogspot.com/

♥ Sallie said...

OMG! LOL! Wow. You are right on, Puddles. :)

Yeah, I can't find Alien anywhere. If you see him, let me know. I'm worried.

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

You are HILARIOUS!!!
Where on Earth do you come up with these from???
You are one hard working Girl…
Thank you for my evening entertainment.
O.K. Got to run to work on my Wordless Wednesday which was Not so Wordless…

Love,
Neeko ♥

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Have you come here to play jesus with the lepers in your head?

ba haha haa ha!!!!

'da Josie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
OMD! OMD!
For some reason I knew who you would be!
Ooops! Sorry!
I love all the look-alikes!
Thanks for including me!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Twix said...

You know, I kknew zactly who your momma was gonna say about you ;o) Now. don't you worry, that doesn't mean I belive it one bit (giggle).
That is one great post! My momma loved it so much she was telling one of the girls at her work about it and the girl said "Twix would be some goody 2 shoes" WHAT? I'm just smart enough not to get caught!
Snuggles,
Twix

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
i LOVE that my lovely girlfriend, miss mayzie, is jennifer anniston! wooohooooo!
these are grrreat! more, please!!

*woof*
the booker man

Mr. Pip said...

Hey Puddles, I just checked out Twinkie's contest - you, me and Mayzie are tied for 5th place. I hope this doesn't come between us ...

Your pal, Pip

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Looooooove It!!

Mommy has to agree with you on some of these matchup. More!! More!! We want More!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Puddles! Just gave you an award you doll!

Licks,
Ruthie

kissa-bull said...

oh my goodness
my momma is squeeking like a piggy.
please to do more
wont you include some of our pack. guero is furry hanshum and brinksey winksey furry fluffy im sures you can works wiff that
bol

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Asta said...

Puddles
I looooved those and want mowe!!!!!!
I think you'we faw pwettiew than Lindsey, but I can see why she was chosen tehehehehe,
I think poow Lucy should be insulted..that Twump guy is sooo weiwd and such a howwibull looking specimen, wheweas Lucy is a doll
can't wait to see the west!!!

Pee ess thanks fow the compliment to Mommi and I'm sowwy you can't wead my bloggie..I'll twy to get hew to fix it tomowwow , wight now she has to wun to wowk
smoochie kisses
ASTA

JackDaddy said...

Oh dear Puddles. That was one of the bestest posts ever, even if I wasn't in it! :)

Although I think Remington has too much hair to be a bald-headed guy! :)

Nuthatch... said...

OK, we just had to check on Mom. She fell on the floor she was laughing so hard. OMD, we just saw what she was laughing about. We agree although you might do a good Paris Hilton too. More please BOL

Levi Mac said...

BOL!!! This was sooo funny. But I would like to think I am a matthew mcconaughey, oh well, pleanty more out there for me to be like. Can't wait to see who else you pick, hahaha

Mango said...

I think you really nailed all of those personalities, but I must say that Frankie / Francine was my favorite.

Slobbers,
Mango

Tucker said...

BOL BOL BOL,,, I is laughing so hard I almost piddled on the floor. And trust me I have a big bladder so no one wants that to happen...

Anyway Frankie as RuPaul is so funny.... BOL I is still laughing. I was a little nerfus to see if I was on the list and whew.... I made it out of this one..


woof - Tucker

Pee S. your new wheels are fabulous, I would like a convertible of my own.