Friday, October 1, 2010

MY New Ride

Did ya'll sees Mayzie's mom gots a new car?
You can goe here to read bout it.
It's really Mayzie and Ranger's but we just lettin Momma A thinks it belongs to hers
Well hers did.
See!
Wave to Momma A...ain't it nice?
(waving)

So, I thoughts dis would be a swell
(swell? Hehehehe...dat make me giggle) time to shows everybuddy my new ride
since momma A won't let me's drives her new one.

Dis here is my new ride.
Mine goes Zoom Zoom instead of Vroom Vroom.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

It's real gas efficient too so dat means we is
helping withs da enviroment.
It don't goes real fast but dat okays cuz it gets me from
point A to point B sort of.


Hey little girl... step it up...I gots places to go.

 Ya don't haves to spend a fortune on insurance eithers.
WATCH da corner will ya?
Yous got precious cargo in heres...sheez!

Little girl, you betters be watching wheres you goin'.

Is we deres yet?

Uh, has ya'll seen my girl?
Her seems to has left me stranded.
(Liiiiiiittle Giiiiiiiirl....where's you at!!!!!!!!)

I thinks I prolly needs to borrow somebuddies car.
Who wants to let da Puddles drive?
Hello, anybuddy still there?
Hello.
Heeeeello!
Heeeeeeeelloooo!
(uh Brudder, I thinks they lefts da blog)

The End

Peace Out,
Puddles

56 comments:

Mango said...

Miss Puddles, thanks for the laugh. The look on your face is just priceless.

Slobbers,
mango

Minna Krebs said...

Heehehhhheeehhheeee

I thinks you need to go on da tv show Pimp Your Ride!

And I agrees with Mango......I love you and your girls expression....esp in da furst one!!! Hehheee

Levi Mac said...

Awwww Puddles, not wanna be your furiend! Youse must be crazy! You are too cute. My moms was super busy working on her house and planning a bigs surprise party but its done now and she can help me wit my blog. Sorry I hadn't been by before but you can count on me now! Kina new to the bloggie thing so had to work out all my kinks... :)
LOVE your ride! Wish I had a little girl to push me around...or a basket to fit in...hmmm...gonna have to works on dat.
Your mom's got a nice ride too!
Barkin atcha ya :)

Minna Krebs said...

Its kind of a bummer on school days to get around, huh?

Hey....what's wrong with your mom helping with your ride? Her legs broke? I think not...

MinnaK

Gloria said...

I am laughing so hard over here! It is so wonderful to smile every morning while reading your blog! Thanks Puddles!

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Oh Puddles, you be a riot. I don't like riding in a real car. Do you think I couls borrow your girl and you car sometimes.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Anny said...

tats surely the coooooolest ride in the whole of bloggieland.. and its cushioned with the softest pillow... urmmm.. your momma's sure do let you go thru hell each day ya... what's was she thinkings putting you in a fast car with Abigail driving. Abigail is just a kid man!!

we's got to gets your mom's arrested for for for... urmmm... urmms...

Mr. Pip said...

Does your mobile have a radio? You can't go anywhere without tunes!

Your girl is adorable. Do you think she would mind giving poor old Pip a lift once she drops you off at your destination?

Your pal, Pip

Three Dogs Long said...

Ok, does your ride come with Surius radio? Cause we luv our tunes!

The facial expressions, are priceless! lol!

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Roo said...

Puddles you just need some wheels under your basket ;)

On second thought. Mom says sometimes its better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. (GO STEAL THE KEYS TO YOUR MOM'S NEW RIDE!)

Heh heh heh. Who me try and get Puddles into trouble??? Nah ;)
Roo

Rusty said...

Loves da new ride, Ms. Puddles! Just watch out for da holes in da buggy. I hads ride like dat once and gots me ole footie stuck in da hole. Mom hads to rescues me. Might have lost some udder vital parts of me too but Mom gots there in time. Me thinks ya better stick to da spaceships.

Rusty

PeeEss.........you dos have a very purty driver.

Tank said...

You know you're a redneck if your mode of transportation involves a laundry basket...

but you had to know that.

BOL

Zona said...

That first picture is SO cute! You look like such a serious passenger. Where were you headed to warrant such a serious stare at the camera lady? I have to walk everywhere. I tried to get in a car like yours before and well... it didn't work out as well as you'd think it would. These runway legs....

Wags,
Zona

mayziegal said...

Vroom! Vroom! Okay, my momma said we couldn't take her new ride after all to gets the b-e-e-r. Do you thinks your girl could give us a lift to the, you know, b-e-e-r store? Your momma won't mind, will she?

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Ina in Alaska said...

Hey you have top of the line seating in your sweet ride! Looks like lots of fun! We would like to see our Grand Diva Halle in that!

Corbin said...

Puddles, can that ride get you all the way to NY???
-Corbin
ps. Mom thinks that first picture is super cute! Well, I do too -because you're in it!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

If you are gonna swing by and pick up Corbin, come get me too! All da pictures today are great! Your little girl is beootiful!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you not only have a great ride, but you have a very sweet and beautiful driver!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

At least your ride has got good airbags. Mom and Dad won't let us drive their new car. (Something about how a race car doesn't look dignified with noseprints on the windows. I think someone should tell them about Windex.) However, I bet we could sneak out with the Jeep, and no one would even notice. Wanna go joyriding? Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

road-dog-tales said...

Well, that um, "ride" is fine for around the house, but what about on the open road? Hmmm?
The Road Dogs

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles!!!! What a wonderful ride you have! We bet you get scritches alot while being dirven around.

Meowm says if you areally have the need to drive a car, you can come sit on her lap while she takes you for a drive. Will that work?

Madi and Mom said...

Morning Puddles
That is what you call GIRL POWER!!!
We are late and it is Mom's fault...she is on vacation today nothing is on schedule. She says she is practicing for retirement.

Your Girl is beautiful!!!
Madi and Mom

Nuthatch... said...

Leave it to you to choose a convertible :) Love that wind action on the ears!

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Puddles! You can borrow my Grampie and Nani's cars! there are three! And then we can go drinkin! Just kiddin.

Licks,
Ruthie

George the Lad said...

Puddles, you look good in your car, but I have a feeling that it might be quite expensive to run, as in food bills lol!!!
See Yea George xxx

Lola said...

Nice ride, Puddles. The driving radius might be limited, but it runs on love which is totally ecologically responsible.

lotsa licks, Lola

Brian said...

That is quite the ride you got Puddles...power steering and all!

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddles, we just loved your post today and our mum is even smiling while she types!
That was the best Zoom Zoom we ever did see. So environmentally friendly and with both the human and canine cute factor.
We declare it a winner Puddles.
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps we do hope your little girl does not leave you stranded - you will need to phone Doxie Road Rescue!

Remington said...

Great ride, Puddles. Do they come in my size?

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Puddles Duddles Barrel Butt... YOU think YOU have problems... I' came here to see My Miss Buzz Off the Groomer lady.. and I was only supposed to stay for 87 mins.. BUTT you will NOT believe this... She is holding me HOSTAGE and I have NOT seen my mom for 87 DAYS!!!
There are two dawgs and about a bazillion SHIVER CATS. One Dawg is named Louis and the other is Benny. THEY are NOT dachshunds. This is a nightmare I tell you.
Have YOU seen my Mom???

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles! Great ride. Love the pix of you and your taxi driver. VVRRROOOOOMMMMM!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Erika said...

Oh Puddles you are too cute, way to travel in style!

♥ Sallie said...

Um, after driving with you in Alien's spaceship. I'm a little afraid. :)

Barbara said...

Nice air bags! I think you need wheels so you can go faster tho...

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You have a very pretty chauffeur or is that chauffeuse? Too bad she left you alone - maybe we can snitch the keys to the minivan and some rescue you.

Happy weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
zoom zoom! i love that your little girl is givin' you a ride, but i guess she had to go to school or somethingie? you're gonna have to find a new driver! oh, and do they make that model in an XXL labradude size? i might have to take that baby for a spin!

*woof*
the booker man

houndstooth said...

How's the steering and braking on that ride of yours, Puddles? I hope you don't try driving that thing when you've been downing the liquor!

Bunny

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie :o)

The look on your face is PRICELESS!!!
Your Girls is verrrrry Prrrrretty... :o)

I think that is the safest ride that you can ever ask for!

Love,
Neeko :o)

Maggie and Mitch said...

Thank goodness you're well cushioned just in case of a crash, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mr. Pip said...

Puddles, thank you for the message. I am on the case. As soon as Roo rescues me, I will rescue Frankie from Ms. Buzz Offs - I only hope it is not too late ...

So many rescues, so little time. I need a beer or two or three!

Your pal, Agent Pip

Mr. Pip said...

H E L P N E E D B E E R N O W ! ! !

Start rubbing some sticks together and get that laundry basket in the air. I need HELP! Frankie AND AIien both need rescuing!! It is too much for me - I only weigh 10 pounds (well, maybe a little more than 10, but only cause I just ate 2 cheeseburgers)

Your pal, Pip

Lorenza said...

A Zoom Zoom with driver included!
Pawesome!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Minna Krebs said...

Hey there....you still stranded?

I can give Miss Lucy a call.....her has some extra time on her hoofs and has been thinking of starting up a AAA Towing Franchise. Takes coupons too

MinnaK

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe woo need some working breed to pull woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mango is khorrekht - the look in priceless!

Wyatt said...

OMD!
A Hybrid Laundry Basket!
Do they make those in a 2-seater?
We might need a little more horse power, for 2 Airedales....

Wyatt and Stanzie

road-dog-tales said...

Um, Puddles, we don't know what happened to your first comment! We only saw the one that said you left a comment before about your ride on the open road and that we need to pick you up! What's happening to comments in bloggerville? This may be a job for X-PAWS! Anyway, when should we pick you up?
The Road Dogs

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Way to go green Puddles!!! Do you remember what happened the last time you drove?????!!!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

♥ Sallie said...

I was just over at Pip's blog. Thank goodness you are helping to find Alien!

Hugs

Minna Krebs said...

Heehees!

Yep, Uncle Tommy would definitely likes to have a beer or two or sixpack with you! And da Miller Lite is 'his' brand!!

MinnaK

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Miss Puddles...

That's how our hooman Bruvver used to ride when our sissy would push him around. We'd just jump out...but we're terriers...

We're going to put you in our pack list cuz we've lost your bloggie addy way too many times...

Kisses,

Scruffy, Stanley and of course Miss Lacie

Doxie Rod said...

oh puddles!! you look great in your new ride too! it really does seem to get the job done! you look like you're having the time of your life :)

love,
doxierod

Asta said...

Puddles
That was a sweet wide while it lasted and so vewy enviwonmentally wesponsible of you(and quite gowgeous i mught add)
but the twouble wif twying to be so good, is sometimes you wind up stwanded..i guess that's why the hoomans still get those hooge monstew caws..the don't walk off and leave you, hehehehe
We have no caw.. how's that fow being efficient, sheeesh
hope you found youw chow fuw
smoochie kisses
ASTA

the booker man said...

puddles, dear, i can assure you that i was indeed born in orangeburg. i may not dialogue as though i am from these parts, but you really ought to witness what i can do with a beebee gun and a beer can.

fondly,
asa

hero said...

Nice ride, Puddles... I would prefer to hitch yours anytime! Your girl is lovely too.

Thanks for the chuckles!

Licks, hero

Texas The Doxie said...

Saaaweeeet Ride Puds!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Puddles...

Um...that uh car looks very fast...did you have your seatbelt on????

There is no way Scruffy or me would sit in that...and Stan wouldn't fit....

Bruvver used to sit in one of those when he was a baby, and our sissy would push him...he'd go SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kisses,

Lacie Cakes