Friday, September 17, 2010

Ode To Da Mango Contest

TURN VOLUME UP! No, really turn it up.

Dis is an ode to da Mango Contest. Seeing as dat I is a girl and I don't haves any nards there is no ways I could evers come close to being likes da Mango so I won't be registering for said contesticals but I wanted to participate in some way and shows my support. So, I stole wrote a little diddy furs da Mango.



Mango, I know, I know, I know rooms are changin'

It's time we all reach out for something new, that means you too

You say you want new curtains, but you can't seem to make up your mind

And I think you better close it and let us guide you to the purple room

Purple room, purple room

Purple room, purple room

If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come on raise your paw

Purple room, purple room

We only want to see you, only want to see you in the purple room

Now fur those of ya'll dat gonna gives da contest a go...I have included some tips on how you can achieve your Mangoness...
Have purty curtains in your home

A proper ride is of da uppost important.

Repaint your cave

Stairs are important to da Mango
so makes sure you likes 'em

You haves to be a snappy dresser

Performing agilities is a must

I just included dis so's ya'll don't furgets what I look likes

Dis Me , recreating da scene

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

55 comments:

Lola said...

That's pretty cool Puddles. All of it, and it's a lot to take in at once.I'm sure Mango will appreciate it a whole lot.

lotsa licks, Lola

Minna Krebs said...

Don't you think my momma would be smart enough by now to get her coffee AFTER reading da Puddles??

Be back afters cleanup....
Minna

Bwahahahahhah

Minna Krebs said...

PRINCE!!!!
My momma LOVES dat album and saw that movie about 87 times!

Her cannot hear sound on post when using da pawheld.....butt her is singing along (loud) anyways (badlly). Oh dear, now her standing in da kitchen swaying and holding a lighter up in da air!

Okay, I just ignores her
That post is 1000 percent da Mango!! You captured him exactly!! Heeheee

MinnaK

Minna Krebs said...

One question...

Is you recreating Prince as Prince. OR Prince as dat Symbol??

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's deres Puddles butts~
yous leaves me's some stiffs competitions!!

Me's needs to trade in me's Puggie hefner jacket for a Purples rains zoot suit esk coat!!!

Me's be all styled outs and twists and shouts... hu hu's...

Laters cool lady's...
Anakin Man

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles we are speechless!!!

MOL & LOL Purple room purple room

Very creative.
Madi and Mom

Zona said...

BOL!! Mango will be speechless! I has been thinking about entering the contest but without those pesky tidbits, I'm not sure I can compete!!

Wags,
Zona

Corbin said...

Your so silly! But you dis forget one thing you and Mango definitely have in common.... you both have the good looks! Come Puddles, I thought you be on top of that.
-Corbin

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Puddles! You remind me a lot of Mango!

Licks,
Ruthie

Sam and Pippen said...

You're pretty cool for being a girl and all!

The Mango might think you are flirting with him... so you might want to be prepared when he asks you to go on a motorcycle ride with him!

Sam and Pippen

mayziegal said...

Okay, wait a sec...hold on...Mom! Why are you rolling around in the floor like that? It's kinda embarrassing. Okay, well, I don't know what to do abouts my mom but I just wanted to say that I think this is a Most Puddlesriffic tribute to the Mango! It kinda got me all choked up. MOM! For real, you gotta get up off the floor. Sigh. Anyways, I think Mango will be super moved and...sheesh, now she's wiping her eyes and gasping for air. I gotta go. Viva la Purple! Viva la Mango!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

The Heartbeats said...

OMD!!! HILARIOUS!!! PUDDLES!! Momma and Daddy has been known to sing dis song on da patio afters a few beers! You's heard dems didn't yous?

Licks and Wiggels,

Lucy

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Looking good on your purple biker jacket. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Tank said...

You've done it again Puddles. I hope Mango is able to find peace in his purple cave after seeing and hearing this moving tribute.

Tucker said...

I thought the only people that sang prince where pretty ladies that sell their bodies and sing in rich hotel bathtubs.

Anyways, I thinks deep down the Mango likes the purple.

woof - Tucker

MAXMOM said...

LOL! Lovely post and lovely effort! I'm loving all this purple...a great colour!
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SA

Miss Reina and Lil Torres said...

LOL oh dear this is such a funny entry!

Purple rain forever!

Mango said...

Hey! That was awesome. I am going to update today's post with your helpful hints.

Slobbers,
Mango

Minna Krebs said...

Gee 'thanks' Puddles fur dis one
My momma been 'playing' your post over and over and over...sigh
Oooooh Ooh ooh ooh.....Oooooooooh oooh ooh ooh.....overs and overs.

Every now and again her launches into When da Doves Cry....sheesh

MinnaK, with da ear plgs on

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, that is so cute!! Purple rain, purple everything! Love you on the motorcycle!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - You are in a category all your own! And, BTW, Mom totally wants some of whatever you're eating, drinking, taking, etc. . . :) You're creativity is beyond compare!!!
The Road Dogs

Barbara said...

Puddles, you must put warnings not to drink or eat anything while reading your posts.

I darn near choked on my granola from laughing!!

Remington said...

Miss Puddles you amaze me!

JackDaddy said...

That sure was a lot of purples!!!

Brian said...

You are an amazing biker babe Puddles!

Anny said...

Prince or TAFKAP or TA?? hehehehehe.. urmmm urmm.. we don't quite like them Prince cos he keeps changing his name.. or TAFKAP or TA or achooooo!

but but... you sure look smashing in purple... Mango's looking.. urmmm.. urmm.. not too bad either :)

happy weekend to you Puds dear.. and to the black blobs too... urmm urmm.. do ya haveta get breakfast for the black blobs too?

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That was such great support for the Mango - we know he will be thrilled with it. You really look good on that motorcycle. Be careful out there - where is your helmet?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Gloria said...

Absolutely Awesome Puddles!

Maggie and Mitch said...

You and Mango would look awesome together on that Harley in your purple velvet jackets, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Puddles P. Q. Diddles......you are so fun!!!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaaaa ha ha! Oh, Puddles, I hope other dogs don't get mad that you made a cheat sheet for others to win that Mango contest! I don't want to have any nards, either, so I'll just sit on the purple couch with you and watch the entries!

Bunny

P.S. We could take you along hiking. I'm sure you could fit in one of Morgan's pack pockets. Mine would be too little, but Morgan's would work, I'm sure!

P.P.S. Is it because you have a secret haunted chipmunk graveyard in there? Or have you been performing experiments and hiding the "results"? Oh, I'm so curious, but of course, I'd never give up your land!

ABBY said...

Oh Puddles
make it purple rain!

We lub it!
Yoo is one kool doxie!

purrin
xo
Abby

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, how early this morning did woo start on the purple hooters?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! And the music too? LOL! Awesome!

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

This is sooo cool! You are such a clever and funnyyyyyyy Girl.
I know I told you this before but some things just need to be repeated over and over again like a mantra.
Great job and we LOVE the song Purple Rain and the color Purple.
Just Pawsome!!!

Love,
Neeko ♥

Mr. Pip said...

How the heck did I miss this post this morning?? Mama must not have had her classes on!! Of course, now I am going to have this song stuck in my head!

Just had an idea, maybe I should dress up as Prince for one of my Halloween posts! We kind of have the same hair and he is pretty short. Puddles, you are genius - I am off to put on make up and try on Mama's high heels!

Your pal, Pip

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Woooos Puddles! Woo certainly put a lot of thought into Mango's dilemma....I think Mom will be singing Purple Room furever now.

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Pee Ess- I am not lost, just forgotten right now, sigh....

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I LOVE the bike! Maybe I could talk my Mom into getting me one... I don't have nards, either, but I think I'm still going to enter. You have inspired me!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

kissa-bull said...

oh puddles you could be the next big music producer wiff all that talent.

pibble sugars,wee wiggles and puppybreath licks
the pittie pack

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Good job!
I knew Mango would love your tips!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles, you're the funniest! Love the no nads, supporter angle to your post. The contesticle won't be the same without you, but then this post pretty much says it all...I'm not sure exactly what it says, but it says it all.
Grr and an Amused Woof,
Sarge

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - re your comment - Our Mom is a sap, too. But, we find that it often works in our favor :)
The Road Dogs

Mack said...

This is just super AWESOME!

Frankie Furter said...

ConTESTICLES. BaaaaWWWWWWAAAAAAH
You are just a hoot & A Half
Hey, Call when you get a chance. Somebuddy wants us to do a CO LAB errrrrr A Shun thingy for blogville.

the booker man said...

miss puddles!
BOL! it's good to be home from vaca finally. your mango post totally made my day!! heeheehee!

*woof*
the booker man

JD and Max said...

Hi Puddles,

How cool - we think this contest is great fun, after all who DOESN'T want to be like Mango, Mango ROCKS!!!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

twinkietinydog said...

Ouchies, my sides are aching again because I'm reading your blog. Hey, ever thought of having a banner at the top, you know, a lil' warning: CAUTION enter at your own risk...and after you have cleared it with your vet. Just a thought.
Twinkie

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Oh Puddles, you make the Mommy laugh all the time we come over here and even if we don't comment we check your bloggie most everyday. Too bad you and Frsnkir Furter aren't an item becuase between the two of you we know we will always have a blast ready your bloggies.

Sandra has decided to keep Shelby and all the puppies will be going to people we know and approve of so Sandra & Mommy are content.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Zona said...

I just hears about Albert. I hope he gets better real fast. Did your mom call her vet furends for a special Sunday visit?? Sending lots of pawsitive vibes and prayers.

Healing wags,
Zona

Molly's Momma said...

Just came over to send our best healing vibes to Albert as we know he is not feeling to well. Please give him all out love and huggles and Richie is sending the power of the paw and licks too. He will be along in the morning as he is snoring with his Dad in bed right now.
Lots of love
Mollys Momma Tea
x x x x x x

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Puddles,

Oh no! I just heard over at Frankie's that Albert is sick. Please don't touch him. I will be right over to nurse him the correct way. Tell him I won't stick nothibng up his butt!! I can sit with him all night and hold his paw too!!

I love you Albert!! Be right there!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Mommy too!!

pam said...

We heardeded that Albert was habin da sickies. What's up Albert? Sickies be gone dood!!!

Bobo and Meja

Meja has a cheer fer you:

Albert Albert rah rah rah
boo on da sickies sis boom bah
kick em in da knee
kick em in da over knee
ok so we don't do dis cheerin stuffs so good rah rah ree!!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Frankie told us that Albert isn't feeling well, we hope it isn't anything too serious and are sending our best sibe vibes for him to be better soon.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
mr. frankie let us know that your big brother albert isn't feelin' so hot, so me and asa and mama wanted to come by to let him know we are thinkin' of him and sending the mega healies his way. pretty please don't try any of your magical treatments!! just let him rest so he can feel the betterment!!

*woof*
the booker man

dogsmom said...

Ah Miss Puddles, there is some Mango-ness in you after all.