Monday, October 4, 2010

Foto Tip #487(?)

Today I was gonna offer a foto tip...one dat I thought was brilliant.
Howevers, it didn't exactly come off as planneded

When da foto lady brung out da flashy beast I did what any sensible doggie would do....
I raaaaaaaaan and hide under da couch, like so....
Hehehehe....she'll never get me heres...bwhahahahaha!

Is her gone yet?
(make sures you biggify dis so you can sees all da Albert hairs on da rug...I's gonna add it my scarf)

Okays, so it wasn't actually a good tip cuz da stoopid beast works under da couch....
I mean seriously...who ever would've thunk dat?
(I thinks dis is what you would call stalkin')
Really?
Dis just ain't right.

ummmm...okays so I also didn't take into consideration dat most of ya'll can't fit under da couch eithers...like I said, it wasn't a brilliant tip.




The End

Peace Out,
Puddles

52 comments:

Gloria said...

Oh well, you tried Puddles. You do look cute under that couch though!

Minna Krebs said...

Poor Puddles! Is there no where her will not go with that thing??

I am surprised you can see at all with that flash constantly going off in your face!

MinnaK

Three Dogs Long said...

There is just no escaping that dang flashing thing!!

Good try, though!

(((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Minna Krebs said...

You need your own collar-mounted Puddles Cam!
Thenda next time you 'visit' hers in da baffroom, you can take fotos!

Heeehee! Turnabouts is fair play, right?

Minna Krebs said...

Or.......how abouts using da Puddles Cam to get a piktur of HER butt????

Ooh, yeah!!!

MinnaK

Home of Team Beaglebratz said...

That'z like the pupparazzi of dogdom - they follow u everywhere!

Maggie Mae said...

Why can't dey just leave us alone sometimes! :) MinnK has a good idea 'bouts da Puddles collar cam....

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lola said...

You really have a determined photographer, Puddles. I don't think mine could bend down well enough to get me under the couch - if I could get there, which I can't. Maybe you could get a restraining order? We do love seeing your photos, though, so I guess we're kind of guilty, too. You know - if there wasn't a market for it, the pupparazzie might back off.

lotsa licks, Lola

Rusty said...

Doos dare flashy ting camera people always catch us at our worst. Maybe we's should walk around all day wit big smiles on our faces. Then they tink something wrong and stay away from us.

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Very NICE ... just have to get use to it. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES YOU CRACK ME UP!!! When you finally take your show on the road may I be your Catgent? LOL

I think we should start a Society for the Prevention of Flashy Beasts in our Face aka SPFBF!!

It is cool up here in North Dixie how is it down there in South Dixie?
Hugs M&M

mayziegal said...

Gosh, your stalker...er, mom...will follows you just about anywhere, won't she? That's one ker-azy lady! Maybe you should try luring HER under the couch and then when she got stuck there, you could do whatevers you wanted without it being documented! Haha! I'm very smart.

Um, so, do you thinks your little girl to drive us to the State Fair of Texas to get us some fried beer?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
Great pics. We love the one of your butt peaking out.
That's not the best hiding spot if mom can find you. How about under the chair.
Ruby & Penny

Hound Girl said...

Awwww but we love photos of you puddles!!! Well ok Fred LOVES photos of you!!

Texas The Doxie said...

See I can hooks us up wit some photog avoidance tips that involves yards and fast moving..buttt you probably couldn't even run as fast as me soo...dare is no point in even puttin up those tips like dat.

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles...to answer your question about the scooter.....
Everyone on the cul-de-sac thinks it was probably stolen....ran out of gas and was left on our street.
Too bad it took the police 2 weeks to respond to the call that it was there. In the scheme of calls they have I expect this was minor but the owner could have had it sooner.
Oh well nobody asked me for my opinion but I don't let that stop me!!! LOL
Mom

Bruschi said...

Oh Puddles, there is no escaping the flashy beast!!!

road-dog-tales said...

Sometimes the humans just don't know when to leave us alone. We need our space, too, right? Anyway, you still look adorable :)
The Road Dogs

Mollie Jo, Bobo and Uncle Puppy said...

...And you forgots some of us don't have couches. BOL

We have been reading in the google reader lately and just saw your new blog header pic...LOVE IT!!!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL......We guess it is true....you can run but you can't hide!!!!!!!!

Cute pictures of a real cutie!!!!!

xxxxxxxxxx

Tank said...

I thought your couch was on the front porch??!!

hahahehehaha

Barbara said...

Man, she's like da puparaZzi! Yous being stalked!

Tucker said...

I fit under the couch once, I was 9 weeks old. And yeah, i did gets stuck.

woof - Tucker

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, I sure couldn't fit under the couch like you tried!! I would get stuck, then mom would have to hire big strong men to move the couch...hey that's not sounding like a bad idea actually...no, sorry, off of the subject....you just can't get away from a determined person with a flashy thing! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Piappies World said...

Hi Puddles,

How could a natural model like you hide to hide from the flashy box?! Good try, though.

We even like the photo of you hiding under the couch with your tail seen. hihihi

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

houndstooth said...

Good heaven! Is that really your mom or did she start out as some stalker who stole you from your real family and is trying to make you her own? I'm now very worried about you, Puddles! No privacy is bad enough, but to be stalked and hounded like that is just not right!

Bunny

Remington said...

FYI -- I really tried but I DO NOT fit under the couch!

El'bow and Hauwii said...

oooooooh

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles...

This is not a very good tip! This just shows another opportunity for the flashy beast to come out and capture your cuteness! Take it from us if you stop being cute and just lay in bed sleeping all day, they get bored of taking the same picture all the time! Our other tip is to walk ahead of mom so all she can take is photos of our butts!

Sam and Pippen

K-9 Katastrophe said...

All your tips are great Cuddle Puddles!!

Licks,
Ruthie

Home of Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Miss Puddles - us agin. We wuz wunderin'may-b u cood disguize yourself? May-b make yourself kinda ugly then may-b that photographer wood leave u alone. Just a thought u no - just tryin'tu help u git rid of the pupparazzi.

Brian said...

Excellent couch surfing Puddles!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Good job BUT woo know they will ALWAYS find us!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

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♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

But it sure WAS very clever, Puddles. If you ever need more furs for your scarf, just let us know, we have lots to spare, and you can find it all over our floors and carpets. Bet it would keep you very warm.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

I prefer to hide under the bed - in fact I am hiding there right now!

Your pal, Pip

Corbin said...

I most definitely can't fit under our couch... hm, next tip please!
-Corbin

Junior and Orion said...

At least you can get under your couch....we can't get under o urs. Now the big bed is another story.....

George the Lad said...

I can see you don't look to happy about it.
See Yea George xxx

ABBY said...

Oh dear Puddles I do have to say you're being stalked!

purrin
xo
Abby

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahaha!!! We love the first photo of your hiney!
~Milly and Shelby

Maggie and Mitch said...

No way we can get our lard butts underneath the couch, Puddles. You sure look cute hiding under there!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Puddles

You know many uddew famoos peoples get stalked too..when you'we a celebwity, those camewas awe evewywhewe..pwice of fame...
I hope you come to Butchy's pawty cause he's home and his suwgewy went well and it looks like ouw paw cwossing wowked ..the lumps awe most likely bee nine.

see you thewe ...we need to celebwate
smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥ Sallie said...

Is Alien under there? I still can't find him.

Hugs

Frankie Furter said...

BaWaaaah BaWaaah I LOVE Minna Kreb's Ideas!! You could call it Puddles' BUTT cam!!! Your mom would go WILD... It would be a blast!! Even catch her coming out of her baff tub!! HaRoooooo
You GOTTA do this one... and then when you get all practiced up on your Mom... you can shoot some of your DAD!! HaaaaROOOOOOOOO.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Puddles!!! We's likes 'dat idea of 'da butt cam too!! Anakin stuffs himself under 'da odd o man and gets stuck 'den looks at us to save hims...
Mommy needs to snap 'dats...
We's like yous Puddles mobile too... we's should had yous drive us over 'da weekend wits yous gurl...
dose it has cd player or eight track...
'dat Mayzie Momma is pretty lady too!!

We's off to harass Minna's Momma now... little birdy told us's it was her b-day yesterdays...

Pug Hugs....
'day truly smashing like big watermelon on yous chest...

IzZY, 'da Josie and Anakin Man

yep... yous blessed wits us all tonight...

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hey Puddle duddles? Are you a mini doxie or a regualr?

Licks,
Ruthie

Owned ByDoxies said...

Puddles - I think you need this so you can give her a taste of her own medicine http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0017T7Q00/ref=oss_product

kissa-bull said...

ush oinky pibbles for sures dont fit under most anyfing but just doos what we doos and toot and they shall go away buwahhahahaha

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Roo said...

Sneaky things those humans. At least camera face couldn't grab ya under there buddy :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Levi Mac said...

You look so cute under dat couch! I could never fit under dere. My mom goes crazy with the flashy thing too. Drives me nuts!

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
boy howdy, your mama is all up in your grill!! i like miss minna's idea about having your own miss puddles cam so you can catch your mama in all kinds of funny pictures. heehee.

*woof*
the booker man