Monday, October 11, 2010

WANTED

Dis is NOT my usual fun post today.
Dis is a serious matter at hand paw.

Ya'll just won't evers believe dis!
Yesterday I went to get me a beer from da fridgidaire cuz da girls (You knows, my drinking furiends) 
was coming overs...and guess what....
they was NONE in theres.
NO BEERS!!!!!!!
(ooooooh Mayzie wasn't gonna be happy)
They was ALL gone!
So I set out to look fur 'em.

I surveyed da property.

Still checkin'.
I EVEN went and asked da neighbor.
 Hey Mr. Neighbor...has you seen my beer?
No? Okay.
Hehehehe...dat's my tush...talk about cuuuuuute!
Sorry, lost my trin of thought theres.

Aaaaaanyway.....

Then I thought maybe it was in here.
 Heeeeeeellooooooo!
Not in theres.

OKays, well then it hit me all of a sudden.
I started thinking...maybe...just maybe it was them squirrels.
I know it didn't sound like it was possible but, ever since Tank got hurt them squirrels has gotten mighty brave.
Low and behold I, Puddles FOUND my stolen beer and I has a foto to prove it.
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I told ya so!
Ya'll didn't believes me did ya?
And look...he even stole my straw.

Soooooo, now here is my theory.....
I believe da "doggie" dat whacked Tank in da knee to render him crippled  was actually a squirrel in disguise. I know it's a little far fetched but all da signs are there.

Now, I has made a wanted sign furs ya'll to be on da lookout fur dis doggie/squirrel. Please make copies and post them on EVERY tree you see or pee on....I will not haves my beer stolen again...it don't makes me happy.
I gotts to have my beer ya know.
Oh yea, and we don't want anymore furiends whacked in da knee either.



If found please contact your local authorities.
Subject is considered armed and dangerous.
....and watch your knees.

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: Don't furget to send questions to Frankie Furter...
frankiefurterATwildblueDOTnet

48 comments:

Anny said...

Oh my... this sure is a BIG squirrel...

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Ooooo, Puddles your tush will be tuff competition!!! Heehee!! Mommy wants to grab you and hug and kiss you!!!

Licks,
Ruthie

scotsmad said...

We are soooooooooooo glad we don't have squirrels here. They sound like they're even sneakier than cats!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Mack said...

Those beer-stealing squirrels should be ashamed of themselves!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles,
MOL!!!! You are such a funny girl!!!
A tree rodent who belongs in AAA and is also a theft is a disaster looking for a place to happen.
We will keep our eyes open and our dialing finger on 911!!!

Andy and Sammy's Mom made our header for us...it is JUST absolutely PURRFECT!!!
Hugs
Madi and Mom

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,
I KNEW it wuz a tree rat dat stole da beer! Your theory 'bouts da vermin in a disguise is most agreeable too, I will be on da look out fur hims.

JUSTICE fur TANK!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Hound Girl said...

Puddles that was a cute pic of your hiney, damn there is no way we are going to be able to compete with you!

ummm you need to tell your mommy to get you a keg-o-rator like we have! That way there is always beer!!

PS yes beer is a good supplement - the yeast is good for you!

Leonardo said...

Morning Ms. P
Grady and I just held a "Meetin of the Minds" and will be on the look out for any stray beers that may appear on the side of the road.

Those squirrels are awful sneaky and they might just dump their stash now that they know you're on to them.

Great detective work!
Leo
(Grady and Mom too)

Hound Girl said...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Kegorator-Beer-Dispenser-Mini-Barrel/5679263

its even at your favorite store!

mayziegal said...

Those...those...SQUIRRELS! I mean, it was bad enough when Tank got whacked in the knee. But stealing BEERS? Well, that is a totally new all-time low. And you know, all this time I thought that doggie was hired by a squirrel to whack Tank. But now that I looks at the picture a little bit closer, I THINK YOU"RE RIGHT! Just look at the tail! That right there is a dead giveaway!

This is very much disturbing. Thank you for this very impawtant PSA, my furend. And it's a good thing I brought extra beer last night. You know, just in case of an emergency like this.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Gloria said...

Dang tree rats!!! They stole some rum here once!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Lots of squirrels at my yard. Love your photos. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Frankie Furter said...

This is just Crazy. I could hardly believe that you were OUT OF BEERS. That is just ... IMPOSSIBLE. And with company coming and all. They (the squirrel) have Horrible timing.
I hope it drank enough to make it fall off a branch and break its Butt!!
Speaking of Butts... yours is gonna be TOUGH to beat.

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, how did the squirrels get in the fridge. Do you have a fridge on your porch too?
Those drunk squirrels should be easy to catch.
Love Ruby & Penny

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my gosh, Puddles!How embarrassing fur ya! What did a proper Southern girl as yourself, serve your guests if you were outta da beers? Make up a crock of da Sweet Tea?

MinnaK

Heehee! My momma oversleeped this morning..wish you could have seen hers running round all crazy like....was her hurrying to get to work? Oh no, her had to read da Monday Puddles report! Sheesh

Mr. Pip said...

Yeah, that's it, the squirrel took your beers (burp). Not anyone else, especially not a yorkie from Chicago with insomnia who flew down in his magic laundry basket in the middle of the night ...burp.

That dog/squirrel must be stopped.

Your pal, Pip

Minna Krebs said...

Don't they sell beers in S.C on da Sunday? Round here you have to wait until noon on da Sunday to buy da beer and wine...butt at least a girl can restock if necessary.......
PeeS if you decides to put a Kegerator on your front porch (will look real nice by da couch) my momma's nephew has a 'homemade' one fur sale! I make sures he cut you a good deal on it. And he takes da coupons

MinnaK

Tank said...

Good work P. I actually considered a wanted poster like that, but was reluctant to follow through for fear of offending some dog lovers... now that we know that it's actually a squirrel disguised as a dog, "Dead or Alive" shouldn't offend anyone (except the squirrel lovers & who cares about them anyway.)

Too bad about your beer... guess it's not safe on the front porch anymore. That gives me an idea... maybe we should offer a reward. A keg of beer?? That might get some squirrels talkin'.

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh my goodness Puddles, what on earth is the world coming to?
Even your beer isn't safe from those pesky squirrels.
Don't worry we will join in the hunt - although we will have to keep our leashes on as we are not to be trusted!
You do look very cute looking for your beer......!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh 'da nerve!! 'da Josie still work part time as lumber Josie and can shake some trees and get some nuts out!! hee hees

Josie have 'dose squirrels go back to da day were dey can order up some BEVO!!! Snorts!

okay...
'da Josie go nap now

Hugs..
Josie

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - we can't begin to imagine the pain and suffering this must have caused you! Judge Judy would definitely award you some punitive damages for this outrage. BTW - our Dad has a PI license and we're gonna put him on the case immediately! We'll keep you posted on his findings . . .
Oh, yeah, we're not even gonna enter the butt contest - we can see that you're a sure thing!
The Road Dogs

Sammy and Andy said...

What an ace detective you are, Puddles!!!!! We are so relieved to hear you found your beer....but was there any left??????

You are such a cutie pie!!!!!!!

All The Dogs said...

Dat dare squirrly thing looks mighty big in da picture. I knows...it has Halloweeny costume thingy on.

Rusty
Max
Amber

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Oh no. Squirrels got into the beer. Now that is a serious offense and should be pursued carefully. We know they are already nutty enough. Great poster...that is a good one. Lots of love, Holly and mom

Erika said...

Oh Gosh Puddles, those dang squirrels! I never had that problem when living with Mom and the roommates, there was always extra beers laying around. Now that I'm living with Grandma though it is harder to get my hands on some. Count me in for the next girls night!

Xoxo Blair

Brian said...

I thought my squirrels were acting stranger that normal, now I know!

Barbara said...

Man, da squirrels in your yard are BRAVE and MEAN. Stealin' yer beers. Not RIGHT.

George the Lad said...

I don't do squirrels, well I would if I could just catch one!! hope mom got you some more beer in, I saw a quote the other day you might have hear it before but " save wild life pickle a squirrel" lol
See Yea George xxx

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom has some Mooseheads in the frig...

Do woo want some of them?

I mean, Moose and Skhwirrel and all -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

houndstooth said...

Ummmm...Puddles, are you sure you weren't drinking too much beer when you made that poster? Despite the floofy tail, that does not look like a squirrel to me.

Bunny

ABBY said...

holy guacamole Puddles dat is one heck of a BIG squirrel. I hope we don't half no squirrels dat size round here.

purrin
xoxox
Abby

Remington said...

A beer thief? That is awful! I will put on of my fancy detective hats on and go out and search! Anything for YOU Miss Puddles!

Doreen said...

LOL!!! Dat iz so funny. I haz to tell efwee body i knoz about dat.

Kiko visiting from DoggiesandStuff.com

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Ooh. Beer-stealing, Tank-whacking squirrels. What is the world coming to?!? We'll go bark at our local community just to let 'em know that they have relatives who are on the Most Wanted list. So there.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Those Elgin Pugs said...

wheels on 'da bus go round and round all O-ver town...

hey... 'da Josie tinks maybe 'dat dude dat lite brites map can make 'dat song a new hit!!!

snorts!!!
love,
'da Josie...
pee-s
Mommy still has yous eyeliner!!

Junior and Orion said...

NO BEER!!!!!????? HORRORS!!!!!!!!!

We can't even type anything else.....the horror is to.....horrific!

Tank said...

I just have to say that having you & FF answer "blogging etiquette" questions is about the craziest thing I've ever heard. This is a joke, right?

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

What a HORRIBLE dilema Puddles!! Those nasty tree rats!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Squirrels they are always behind the mysteries Puddles.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We have been watching all around our area for that dog - you know we don't live very far from Tank - but no luck yet. But can you believe that only a mile from here some peeps saw a big ole bobcat in their yard and even got pics of it!!! That is scary stuff - it was out in the middle of the morning. Maybe he was after those squirrels too.

Hope you can restock the beer supply - gotta have you and the girls happy:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mango said...

I could take that dog, I know I could. Fear not, Tank is back in action and no doubt even now headed to your estate with a six back and a squirrel gun.

Slobbers,
Mango

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
those squirrels are good for nothin'...i woof that we catch 'em and turn them into deluxe beer koozies.

*woof*
the booker man

Wyatt said...

You best call the x-paw team! I'm pretty sure they can take care of that crazy squirrel!

Wyatt

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Those mean squirrels!
There are no beers here in my house but knowing them they could take something else... I will keep my eyes open in case I see them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

JackDaddy said...

Hmmm, I sure hope that is root beers!! :)

kissa-bull said...

oh my it sounds like a job for the pto society wee's twee rat deestroyers and wee's to woik for tweats only. holler at ush if interested

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack

Maggie and Mitch said...

Those evil squirrels help themselves to anything that isn't nailed down!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Roo said...

Let me at em! I'll get those beer stealin lil varmits for ya Puddles! Can't believe they even took your straw! The nerve!

My tail is limp at the thought of you without beer,
Roo