We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Broadcast To Bring You An Important Message:
Hellos everybuddy!
Thank you fur giving me just a moment of your time today.
Thank you fur giving me just a moment of your time today.
As you all knows, today is election day.
I is not a very political doggie...
Heck fire, I ain't politically correct if you wanna knows da truth.
I is not a very political doggie...
Heck fire, I ain't politically correct if you wanna knows da truth.
(I's a dachshund so it's okays)
You CAN make a difference just by your vote...
think bouts what's important to you, your values, your future, and all dat stuffs.
So, today as you go into dat voting booth,
You CAN make a difference just by your vote...
think bouts what's important to you, your values, your future, and all dat stuffs.
So, today as you go into dat voting booth,
I want you all to to remember one thing.......
No, don't run away?
Wait...COME BACK!!!!
Where's ya'll goin?
{But, I brought refreshments...kool-aid anyone?}
PUDDLES FOR GOVERNOR !!!!!
*I am Puddles and I approved dis message.
*paid fur by da camaign committee to elect Puddles
53 comments:
The Texas contingent PROUDLY casts our Vote fur Puddles!!!
...And Frankie fur Mayor!
MinnaK
I second what Minna just said. Ya got my vote...God help us all!!
How exciting for Albert and Ruthie. Your brother is quite a hunk!!
{{{huggies}}}..Mona
Now once you is elected, do you think you can do something bout re-paving on Krebs Road?
Oh, and we woulds like some more dog parks, too!
"da camaign committee to elect Puddles" - Who is on that committee, just Puddles? BOL!!!
What is your platform? Will you promise to not call doggies and wake them up from their naps to force them to listen to a dumb pre-reocrded message? The ringing telephone really gets my Momma angry. She tells them if they call the house again she's voting for the other candidate outta spite.
woof - Tucker
Yous got our vote Puddles and we's also take our kool aid wits crush icee~~~
Now as Puddlenator, would yous tax 'da kool aid or would yous place tax on someting else?
Would yous hand out free cheetos and beers?
dese are impawtant questions inquiring mindless's wanna know...hee hee
yous supports,
IzZY
Josie Posie
TriXie Pixie
Anakin Man (s'up Puddlenator)
I am on my way to the polls now with my head held high. I have my dog tags ready to show for identification. I am plastered with buttons with your pretty face and behind.
I have my can of whoop a$$ ready in case anyone tries to stop me from voting. Just let them try ...
Your patriotic pal, Pip
Yay for Puddles! I just have one question, You gonna run for Pressie in 2012? hehe
MOL Puddles....mom and I have a song for you.
'What the world needs now is Puddles, Puddles and more Puddles!!!'
You have our vote...we'd like for you to take over our mayors job...(unfortunately our governor is not up for re election yet)!!!
Give your campaign manager a raise!!
Mom is off to vote at 9:30...she was going at 6:30 but it was pretty chilly and dark and she didn't want to stand in the cold.
Yeppers she is a whimp.
Purrs and Hugs,
Madi
Miss Puddles - shurly u ain't tryin'tu sway the vote with the kool-aid?
Shiloh'n Shasta
We would vote for you but we live in Canada... not sure if our vote would count or is it okay to stuff the ballot boxes in the US?
Plus we would need to know what your foreign policy is... what do you think about free trade... would you invade Canada?
Sam and Pippen
I'm just glad that this wasn't one of those ugly, hotly contested races like they've had in some places. Ummm, you never practiced witchcraft before becoming a preacher did you? Just making sure before I cast my vote!
Bunny
I AM for Puddles Duddles as the Govenor! YAY! If i could vote in your country... i would surely vote for yous :D You'll be the most politically incorrect.. i mean i correct.. i mean correct sometimes.. urmmm probally politikally correct correct incorrect govenor.. you knows what i means :D
You has my votes and also da votes of my brudder, (Max DaOdderWeenie). You need running mate??? I is up for da job! I supply all da Cheetos.
You sealed the deal with the promise of kool-aid --- we will be sure to cast our vote for the future Governor Puddles.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Puddles are you sure you want to run for office? I hear ders some "unfortunate" fotos of you floatin' around...
Licks & Wiggles,
Calhoun
Well, thank goodness you is running fur gubenor coz I done alreddy tolded Pip I would vote fur him if'n he runned fur president. So you can has my vote too coz I dussn't think you can vote fur two fur the same thing, but then wot duss I know?
YESSSSSSSS I will VOTE for the
Puddlesmaker for governor of Blogville.
I know you will follow through on all of your campaign PAWmises.
Kook-Aid for all and daily
GROWL MOVEMENT pawticipation.
EVERYBUDDY... Get out and VOTE
The PUDDLESMAKER appreciates your support.
Puddles
We live in Canada, so we can't vote for you.
If you ever decide to move up here and run for Prime Minister we will definately vote for you.
Love Ruby & Penny
Ha! Ha! Ha! I love the background music to help set the tone of this bloggie! Very patriotic indeed! I think you will be the very best governor of Blogville yet! You've got my vote...and Daisy's and Henry's and Buster's! By they way, once you become governor and there's a parade will you sit in the backseat of a convertible and throw treats to everyone? Or just beer cans?
I will vote early and often fur you...after all I do live in NY. ;)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Puddles, this kool-aid is just DEE-lish! Now, what were you saying? Oh, yes....vote for Puddles! You know you always have the vote of your BFF. But I just don't understand why you'd wanna stop at governor. Why don't you run for Queen of the United States? OH! Or what about QUEEN OF THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD???? (Hic) 'scuse me...just a little of that kool-aid coming back up.
PUDDLES FOR QUEEN!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
You've got my vote for everything!!!!
-Corbin
Just one question:
What exactly is in that Kool-Aid???
I want MORE!!
And yes, of course you have our vote. WoOt!
My sisters and I are all voting for Puddles!!!
omg
My momma just called from da voting booth. Her said you were NOT on our ballot!! OMG
Don't worries,her told da Precint lady that her wanted to do a write in fur Puddles and Frankie.
DOXINS RULE!
Darlin' Puddles, can us Texans vote for you??????? Cuz you know we would vote for you in a heartbeat,........we luvsya bunches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE come to California. We have two crummy candidates and we need more Kool-Aid!!
You have our vote Puddles, couldn't think of any dog better suited to the job!
We don't even need the Kool-Aid!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
Well mommy did already do the voted. But she came back sputterin and spittin and when hers read this hers said 'I shoulda voted for Puddles, she couldn't be any worse than the two clowns I had to choose from!'
We guesses the voted is not so easy.
Bobo and Meja
We need a Governor like you for the state of Minnesota! I am on my way to vote right now! BTW -- Randy Moss is no longer a Viking -- they sent him home....doesn't play "Coach Says" very well....
miss puddles,
oh, you so got my vote and asa's vote and mama's vote and daddy's vote, and i even convinced the neighbors to vote for you, too! so what's first on your agenda? i totally bet you are gonna change the law so that we can buy liquor on sunday! heehee.
*woof*
the booker man
That is funny! After seeing that long disclamer yesterday, I thought...is Puddles going to run for office. Sure enough...you are!!! I think you have already won enough votes so let's start the pawty to celebrate!!! Congratulations!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom
Hi Puddles
My vote is for you all the way!! and Frankie for Mayor is great too!!
Hey, when you win do we all get free Tacos??? BOL
wags
Jazzi
We vote for Puddles!!! We even got our banners up for you today!
More kool-aid for Wai-Max and Wai-Pai please.
Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max
Puddles
We fink yoo wood be a grater governer dan juss bout all dem hooman beans runnin!
Heck yoo can runns faster dan dey can.
purrin
xoxox
Abby
I don't understand this kool aid thing either! But anyways, before I vote for yous I want to know if Albert gives you his support. And what about the milk bone company? For petes sake I can't open up my own buisness thanks to that giant! Is this a democracy or not?! And also do you have elephants or donkees in your backyard?
Licks,
Ruthie
pee.s. PUDDLES FOR GOVERNOR!!!
Thank DOG for a candidate that we can get behind! Well, not too close behind - we've seen some of your pics! BOL! We haven't voted yet. We've been looking for signs everywhere (we even had our Milkbones read) to tell us who we should vote for here in South Kakalacky - considering the lack of acceptable choices! And here you are - it's a sign from DOG! Um, you don't have any embarrassing indiscretions that we don't know about, do you?
The Road Dogs (WE VOTE PUDDLES)
I did a write-in for Da Puddles. I hope you win!!
I think it was for Queen of the World or something like that.
No more Kool-Aid! I am still hungover!!
We will get Meowm to vote for you Puddles!!!!!
Puddles......Meowm hasn't left yet. She doesn't like to announce the actual days she will be gone in case there are evil internet lurkers waiting to rob peoples homes. But, yeah, we think she will miss us tons too!
Woo SO should be the winning female in SC!
That's fur sure!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Aw man, Puddles! Mom has already voted! We had no idea you were in the running! We love Kool-aid! hehehe
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
I wish you'd come to NY, Puddles. We've had a run of bad luck with our governors lately. The last couple seemed fine to most everyone. I mean they were both well thought of and popular - until they became governor of New York. I sure hope that the next one works out better, but you would have been GREAT! Maybe you could just call up our new guy, whichever one it turns out to be, and offer some advice?
lotsa licks, Lola
It would be so awesome if you were Governor Puddles! But, we need you here in Colorado... Can you move here?
Puddles for Comp Controller! Woohoo! What? Wait. Governor? Um... never mind.
Alien! Stop drinking that Kool Aid! Now you've done it, Puddles. Alien won't drink anything else. I swear he is addicted.
And you don't have to make a video. Sorry about that. Any ole' post will do.
Down with evil turkeys and gnomes!
Puddles you have our vote! 4 sure:)
Hello Cutie Pie ♥
Wow! Pawsome job campaigning!!!
Voting for Puddles for sure!!!
Go Puddles!!!
Wait! I think the polls are closing...
Now we wait...
Smooches,
Neeko ♥
I voted today...
Pip for President
Frankie for Mayor
Puddles for Govenor
Yikes, what have I done! You dogs will be drinking beer and eating cheezburgers with all the tax payers money!! Hahaha
Oh-oh!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Uh, 'cuse me Puddles, but I'z went to the vote place and I'z told them loud and clear, "I'z want to vote for Puddles!" and dez all run around pointing and yelling at me. Dey sez, "That dog is gonna make puddles on the floor! Grab a bucket and mop!" Then they yell at my momma sayin', "Lady, this is a place of politikal korrectness. You can't be lettin' your dog piddle no puddles on da floor!" and they kick us out!!!
I guess they never heard this country is a Dogmockracee! Commies!!!
Slurp, The HoneyBuzz
My mommy's ballot didn't have PUDDLES on it! I can't believe it!
It must be because of the kool-aid! BOL!
Hugs and Licks, Bruschi
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