Wednesday, December 29, 2010

MY Christmas stuffs

Happy hump day!
Ya'll wants to see what I gots from Santa Paws?
Okays....

Ooooops, I thinks I is in da ways.
Wait just a second and I'll move.

Dis betters ain't it?
As you can see I gots lots of treats but I has to shares withs da blobs, some weird blue toy, an orange ball withs spineys on it, ...
...and a new blankie.

Nows da problem withs da new blankie....
(don't I looks angelic?)

I DON'T LIKES IT...at all!
Dats right.
Ya wanna knows why?
Because it's mine...
dis one belongs to me, it's cheap, and thin.
It ain't a good blankie to burrow in and...
it's mine.
I don't likes it.
My old blankie was just fine cuz it wasn't mine.
But NO, dad didn't likes HIS blankie smelling likes da Puddles (oh da horror).
Dats okays, he'll be off vacation soon and go back to work:)
Did I mention dat I don't likes my new blankie?
Okays, just don't furget dat.

Oh and I don't likes dat orange ball eithers...it don't squeeeek!
Why on earth would somebuddy make a ball with no squeeker?
Dats just stoopid.

Nows one more thing bouts my Christmas.
My Girl got her very own yaptop and...
I ain't allowed to use it.
I has to stay one hundred feet away from it like da Barbies heads I am so fond of.
Yep, and hers will go back to school soon too...hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

I still had a fabulous Christmas  with lots of treats to enjoy!

Thank you also to everybuddy who sent us cards and e-cards!
Dat meant sooooooo much to me,
you will just nevers know how much it warmed my little cold heart.

Peace Out,
Puddles

54 comments:

Mango said...

WTF? I missed your WTF stamp? Please send me the link. I fear the DOH has been getting lax in reading bloggies.

Jbenz said...

well I'm glad you like your doggie treats at least! and i know what you mean about not liking your OWN things... my daughter sometimes has that same..characteristic regarding my toys.... stuffed animals in particular....
-JBenz

Gloria said...

I sure do understand about that blankie. The ones that are worn in and have smellys are the bestist! Billy

Madi and Mom said...

MOL PUDDLES
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU EVER DO TO THEM EXCEPT LOVE THEM TO PIECES?

I can hear you sinister BOL all the way up here ....just waiting for Monday to come.

Mom is teaching her Madi scarf to shake hands so it can greet folks.

Hugs to you my sweet, fragrant little friend...I still doun't under stand who Dad could think essence of Puddle is less than lovely,
Madi

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Happy Hump Day to you too!
I has no idea why your dad wouldn't want his blankie to smell like you, it makes no sense to me at all...
You got some great pressies girlfuriend! If you want me to come down to your house and help you eat all dose snacks, I will:)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mr. Pip said...

OK, about those treats ...you will share with me, right? I have heard rumors that I am being put back on a diet and fitness plan after the first of the year. Apparently, that Biggest Loser tape wasn't just for Mama (gasp!).

Barbie heads, BOL! Wrigley tried to eat every doll and stuffed animal in the house. My sister was not happy!

Your pal, Pip

Mango said...

Thanks, Miss Puddles, that will come in handy. Although the giant cheeseburger bed looks good too.

Slobbers,
mango

Amber DaWeenie said...

I is so sorry da Puddles not happy wit hers new blankie. Maybe it be time to chews a big hole in da blankie and say oooopppps! Den da Mama will feels all sorry and everyting and get a new thicky blankie for you.

Love,
Amber

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you got great pressies!! The blankie looks okay to me, but I can certainly understand that having someone else's is waaay better! Nothing better than something you're not supposed to have. Your girl will abandon that puter and you can have some fun...but be careful!! Santa will be watching for next year. Sometimes I like to destroy a toy with no squeaker...that makes it fun. Happy 2011 to your whole pack.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

jen said...

WOw Puddles,,you must have been a good girl this year to get all those presents, even if you don't like some of them!
LOL-the Barbie heads made me laugh:)

No word from Kari...she is MIA.
I hope to hear from her soon or I'm going to have to drive to Texas:)

Brian said...

Oh yea, the pre-furred blankies are always best! But the treats are always a good thing Puddles!

A MilShelb Mom said...

We hate thin cheap blankies, too! We prefer thick nice expensive ones... and quilts. We love quilts!
~Milly and Shelby

Frankie Furter said...

Sooooo sorry about the non-squeeking ball.. you are right that is all Wrong.
Really sorry about the defective blankie... BUTT...


When the peeps are away... Puddles WILL Play!!!!

You surely did get a BUNCH of Snacks. Super Christmas fur you... except fur all the WRONG stuffs. Which you will RECTUMfy SOON !!!!

Oskar said...

A ball with no squeaker, maybe those elves got lazy...or drunk!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles it breaks my heart to hear you so upset! I think I will give you daddy a call and try to explain the importance of you having that blankie. I am certain he will understand. As far as the toys....well, I don't do so well with those....but I understand.

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahahhahahhhahhaas at da BARBIE HEADS! .........and Puddles on a Restraining Order!!!!

Ohmy...I be back when I collect myself.....Bwahahahhaha

Mack said...

You made out like a bandit!
Maybe dad won't notice you're using his bwankie when he goes back to work!
Sugars,
Mack

Bronson and Pepper said...

Looks like you had a great Christmas! Hope your new years is fab too!

Minna Krebs said...

Congrats to your girl on da new Yaptop! I bet her was soooooo excited!

Butt, I'm thinking your mom bought YOUR pressies at da Thrift Store on markdown. How else can you explain such a thin blanket and lack of squeek!! (And have you confirmed that those treat bags actually contain treats!?!) Her needs to at least shop at da WalMart fur you!!

Ms. ~K said...

Hang in there, holidays will be over soon and ypu'll have the house all to your self again!
Wroooo wroooo,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, we hope you get another blankie. They are very important to our well being. A ball with no squeaker? Is somebody playing a joke on you? At least you got lots of good treats!!! Drag the blanket through the house into the yard and maybe they will get you one you like!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

thedreadpiratejack said...

Oh Miss Puddles, Me is so sorry yu not happy wivs yor blankie n ball, me agrees da old blankies are always da bestest butts now yu has spares fer when da Momster washes da old one ( as Momsters always seem to just when we gets em how we likes em ). Least yu likes all yor nommables also least yu is lucky likes us to havs pawrents who luvs yu lots n dats wot da Crimbo is abouts in my Chavvie mind .
Big Luvs
Richie
xx xx

Sammy and Andy said...

Puddles, you are one of a kind for sure!!!!!!!!! We luvsya tons and tons!!!!!!!!!

Life will definitely improve for you when your dad goes back to work and your girl goes back to school....then we expect lotza pics of you on your dad's blankie using your girl's yaptop!!!!!!!!

Love to Albert and Whitney, too.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well, Puddles, woz you noggty or something that Santa bringed you the cheap thin blankie wot you duss not like? Naw, I think Santa confuzzled you with anudder dog and you got that blankie by mistake. I say sneak on the noo laptop pooter wot you is not allowed to tutch and order yourself a better floofy blankie.

Elyse and Riley said...

Puddles, what the heck was your momma thinking getting you that thin little blankie? Doesn't she know you get cold? You don't have that long hair like Whitney and Albert!! And a ball with no squeaker...!?!? Has she lost it? At least she did get you lots of treats. She got one thing right, I guess! Take care, Puddles!

Elyse and Riley

houndstooth said...

Oh, we know all about those blankets after the people go back to work! Tee hee!

Bunny

George the Lad said...

I have squeeky balls, and love them
Now this blanket, OK my new one don't smell right you just have to work at it, you know rub yourself on it :) its the only way. Don't give up on it in a couple of days it will be just right, then your mom will more than likely wash it!!! and you have to start all over again
see Yea George xxx

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Puddles, you should right your own canine version of A Christmas Carol!
You got lots of lovely treats there from Santa Paws.
Ok it would have been good if you had got your own new laptop but hey, you are a dog, and unfortunately that means you don't get the laptop!
Now we are sorry about that and perhaps you could take it up with some clever canine lawyer.
After all you do have rights. Now the blanket - a new blanket is never right!
It has got to smell of you - once it has a good hound odour you will love it.
Now cheer up and show us some Xmas cheer.........even if you do need to open a bottle.
We have missed you but our humans are trying to have a break over the holidays from the blogging - goodness knows they do nothing much anyways but they like to pretend that they are busy.
Much love
Martha and Bailey xxxx

Martha and Bailey said...

of course we meant write you own Christmas Carol - honestly you dictate to these humans then you gotta check it!!!

scotsmad said...

Give Dad the new blankie! Fancy not liking Essence de Puddles. No class, some humans.

Those treats look fantastic...be sure to share them properly. You know, one for Puddles one for Whitney, one for Puddles one for Albert....one for Puddles........

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

JackDaddy said...

Oh I have a question for your Mom!! How did she take that 3rd picture without getting the glowing eyeballs? Is she using a bounce flash?

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Puddles! What neat pressies!

mayziegal said...

Well, that's just the ker-aziest thing I ever heard abouts your dad not wanting his blankie to smell like the Puddles. I have gotten pressies and mail from you so I know first-paw that you smell like the fresh rainwater you were named after! And why the heck can't you gets on the new yaptop? I mean, what in the world do they think you're going to do with it? Hack into top secret government files or...er...nevermind.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are absolutely right about balls that don't squeak, Puddles. If it doesn't squeak, it isn't any fun at all!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES
MOL
Every comment you leave makes us smile!! Mabye Mom should make you a blankie.....
Hugs Madi and Mom

Junior and Orion said...

Miss Puddles, it does look like a bit of a thin blanket. You needs a big floofy one to curl up in!

At least you got lots of treats!

Remington said...

Miss Puddles, where are you? It's almost 5....

Sam and Pippen said...

Looks like you totally scored on the pressies even though you were probably on Santa's naughty list!

The blankie looks okay to us but the colour is kinda bland... should have been more of a Puddles colour like lime green!

And our mom got us one of those non-squeaker balls a while ago... we didn't like it either.

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. to answer your question, Pippen doesn't play with toys unless Sam wants it...

Mollie said...

Dearest Puddles - Oh, the HORROR of having to survive on such a blanket!! I might just have to whip out the sewing machine and make you a blanket suitable for the queen/goddess that you are!! I am appalled! You let me know your favorite color, and I'll fix this problem for you! But...promise me you'll still keep the Puddles smell for Dad's blanky!

ABBY said...

Dear Puddles
We are glad yoo had such a grate chrismoousey. Gud noms r always da bestest. I say take yur blankie backs!

purrin
xoxox

Barbara said...

WTF? Why would you need a new blankie? I say PEE on that laptop!!

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Puddles, you gotta steal the daddy blanket and claim it as your own.

Tucker said...

A ball that doesn't squeak - that is stoopid. It must have been on clearance - cheap hoomans.

woof - Tucker

Twix said...

What is wrong with your dad? Not liking doxie smell? Or maybe it is my parents that are crazy cuz they like doxie smell. Anyway, you look gorgeous next to all those treats ;o) I'm very jealous of all that yumminess!!!
Snuggle,s
Twix

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
You got lots of presents!
Sorry about the blanket! Maybe if you give it sometime... you will like it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

A ball that doesn't squeak? What is the point? And your Dad doesn't like his blankie smelling like you? What is he thinking? Who wouldn't want Essence of Puddles surrounding them at all times? Seriously! The rest of the loot looks pretty good...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're glad you at least got some good nommies for Christmas. Maybe Whitney or Albert got a blankie you can "borrow"? Or "trade"? Abby has a nice comforter that's microsuede on one side and cotton on the other. Good summer and winter. Maybe you can find one of those? Don't think of trying to "borrow" Abby's, though; she outweighs you by about 60 lbs. :)

Hope you have a happier New Year! Albert & Whitney, too.

Jed & Abby

Roo said...

Hardy Har Har Har! Puddles you kill me! Not like your blanky cause it's yours BOL! I'd trade with ya but mine's really warm ;P

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Anytime you need help beheadin Barbie, you just let me know ;)

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hi sweet Puddles. Mommy just loves you! She says that you are the cutest woofie! We think that you should be allowed to have all the blankies smell like you. We are sure that you smell like sunshine & roses! MOL

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Don't the treats at least make up ot that blankie? We have a hard time picturing you as a cherubim or a seraphim, but you sure do look cute posing on your blankie that you don't like:)

Great pressie for your Girl. Just be sure you don't leave any pawprints on the keyboard when she goes back to school.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Casper Bear said...

I love my OLD blankie too! You sure had lotsa treats! Hope you had a Greeeeaaat Christmas and a Very Happy New Year!!
Lotsa Licks
Casper Bear

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles you crack us up!!!
Having been owned by a Doxie Mom says she can just hear your brain churning!!! I sure am glad she can't hear mine.
She remembers a Doxie who hated to get his precious tummy wet even with grass...he was prissy.
HUgs Madi

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Puddles, what a horrible Christmas. You didn't get anything you actually wanted. So why not give it all to your siblings? That would make them happy and you too. :)

KB said...

Those look like good treats! But, we get the message - you LOVE the blankie :) and the stoopid orange ball :)

When everyone goes back to work and school, you can run the house again. You da boss!