Monday, December 27, 2010

Walkin' In A Weiner Wonderland

Happy AFTER Christmas ya'll!
Oh goodnesses ya'll just won't believes da Christmas wish dat came trues!
Lemme explain....
Remington's snow shipping dept was purty overworked so I heard dat Fiona and Abby gots snow curtesy of Tank.
 He apparently has connections to Santa Paws (not sure hows dat is but oh well). Anyways, I requested snow through him and fur him to forward my request to da man in da red suit and by jingo...


Dats me in da snow.
And yea, I still has on dat dam sweater!

Ya'll just don't understand how cool dis is....
it hasn't snowed here on Christmas Day since 1963!!!!!

Da next day...
No, I don't haves to pee, it's was just REALLY cold...hehehe!
And I was hungry too...but, it ain't gots no taste.

Where is my sweater?

I is really a German Pointer...duh.

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?

In the lane snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,

marking up my Wiener Wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants:

"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!

Marked up as my Wiener Wonderland."

In the meadow Dad will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,

so all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,

flows my natural incense boast:

"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth.

I mark it as my Wiener Wonderland."
*{can't remember who wrote dat}

OKays, I is done.
Just hads to tell everybuddy bouts my snow and nows I must be catching up on da bloggies.
We is sooooo behind cuz of all da festivities.
I'll tell ya'll all bouts my Christmas later in da week.

Peace Out,


Mango said...

Too funny! Gosh, why were you nekked in the snow? That's just plain crazy.


Brian said...

Yep, the snow was way too cool Puddles...but not as cool as your song!

Mango said...

Miss Puddles! That is just awful about your neighbor's doggie. I, also, become very disoriented when the seizure monster visits and if I went outside I might wander off too. I go into parts of the house that I never visit otherwise. I will keep your friend in my thoughts that he finds his way home.


♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Puddles!! You are just too much, loved your snow song. Did your snowman melt when ya pee pee on it?

I don't like snow!! Your pretty sweater came in handy I bet. You gave me the chills standing the snow naked like that.


Marg said...

You do look really cold all naked in the snow. We live in SC too so we had fun playing in the snow too.
Loved your poem Puddles. That was pretty darn funny. Stay warm.

Minna Krebs said...

SNOW!!!!!!! How cool....uhm...How COLD!

Your look like a natural in da Snow, Puddles!! Well, 'cept fur that foto where you are eating da snow and all scrunched up and stuffs. Heeeheheheheeheheheee

Frankie Furter said...

Super Song!! I'll bet your little girrrrl went all cracker dawg crazy when she saw all of that whiteness in her yard. Will you be taking her fur snowrides in your laundry basket? She would LOVE that!!
Enjoy your snow.

Minna Krebs said...

BOL!!! I loved Frankie's comment bout SnowRides in da Laundry Basket! Too fun...

PeeS....I think my momma's present would go just wonderful with a Puddles 1000! Bwahahhahaaaa

Mr. Pip said...

So glad, you got your snow. I guess I am the only dog in the world that doesn't love snow. Oh well, have fun and Frankie's right, the laundry basket would make a great sleigh!

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: Love the tune!

Anonymous said...

Puddles dat be most brilliant n yet agains yu did makes my Moms laugh out loud n made sista Ronnii splutter her noms out ovs her giggle hole. It was soooo funny wivs noms flyin across da room. Yu looked colds all nekkid in da snow but ohhhhhhhh SO VERY Cute
xx xx

Bobbi said...

LOL> Oh, that was so funny!!!

Gloria said...

I am giggling up a storm here Puddles! Glad you enjoyed the snow!

jen said...

Yay Puddles!! I am glad you got to play in the snow!
I love your was great:)

Sam and Pippen said...

Fantastic! Now we'll have that song in our heads for days... doo doo doo... walkin' in a weiner wonderland...

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. You look kinda chilly in that snow... you aren't supposed to run around nekkid in it... silly girl...

Sammy and Andy said...

Meowza, Puddles, you do have the right connections!!!!!!! Christmas Eve Day we had lotza rain, but it was too warm for it to turn to snow....blast!!!!!

Wonderful pix of you darlin' girl.....and we loved your poem!!!!!


Mack said...

It's a weiner wonderland!
Congrats on that snow! It snowed on Christmas once here in Houston about 7 years ago. The only time in recorded history - so we know how ya feel!


Team Beaglebratz said...

Now wait a minute here - u r in South Carolina'n u got SNOW? That just ain't rite. Here in northeast Kansas we ain't got nuthin. Oh we gotz a few snow flakez mom sed an'it even stayed on the ground - for may-b 87 secondz. BUTT nooooooooo, we ain't even gotz any snow here.

We du lovez that sweater - so y were u neked without it? U look very cold.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

OMC AND OMDS SNOWS ON CHRISSYMAS IN DIXIE!!! TOO MNAY recourds set that I hope we don't set again!!!It is almost too much to take in. We heard this was the first time EVER it snowed of 6" in Raleigh in December!!!!

Mom and I love your Weiner Wonderland Song...that is so funny and we could nearly hear you singing it.

Hugs Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom said...

It was the first time EVER to snow over 6" in Raleigh. MOL

Anonymous said...

First of all, ignore the dogs who seem to think you were naked... all dogs have a fur coat. I'm glad you weren't a wimp outside with a dorky sweater or coat on (well, except for that 1st pic.) Secondly, after the winter we had last year, I'm MORE than happy to let states like SC get some of the white stuff this year. My asst. says it's ok with her if you just get it all!

I'll tell Santa he did good... and luv the wiener lyrics!!!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OMD Puddles! You gotted SNOW! I did too but that be kinda normal here eggsept we gotted 19 gabillion inches! We would has losted you in my yard. (Or set you up with snorkeling ekwipment.)

Amber DaWeenie said... really should gets your Mom to sings and record dat song. It would be a big Christmas hit, I is sure.......right along dere with "Grandma Got Runs Over by da Reindeer". Me and da brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) still haven't seen da snow here. Don't tink it snows here...ever. You looks so brrrrrrrr standing in dat stuffs.


Corbin said...

How cool you got the snow!!! We got lots of snow here... Even Bethany has to hop through it bc is so tall! Glad you enjoyed it!

houndstooth said...

That snow is awesome! I think you look kind of cute in that sweater, but I know everybody's not fond of them. It's good to see you again! Those pictures your mom took of you are wonderful.

We got your card today and laughed and laughed! The picture is great!


Remington said...

I am so happy your got your snow. I wanted to make sure you knew I was thinking about you.... Love your song....when does the CD come out?

Bruschi said...

Puddles, that song is hilarious!!!!!!!
I am happy you got snow for Christmas! It sure looks like fun! I've never seen it before but the humans tell me Im not missing out on anything.

Barbara said...

Okay, that's my new favorite Christmas song!!

Tucker said...

Snow! I'm glad you had a wonderful Christmas!

woof - Tucker

Benny and Lily said...

We love your sweater. How does that white stuff taste? We don't have any here
Benny & Lily

Maggie Mae said...


Happy After Christmas to you too!
How cool fur you to have a White Christmas! We gots our snow last night and today, now it is very windy and COLD outside! Luvs your song!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Anonymous said...

Glad you got your wish of snow, Puddles!!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh my goodness, you have snow and we don't??? What's wrong with that picture? Mother Nature is not treating us well at all.

We think you pretty cute in that sweater but the naked shots aren't bad either:)

Enjoy the snow, we wish we could be there too. Can you put some on that train that goes through your yard and send us some?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

George the Lad said...

You got snow yea!! its great stuff
Happy Belated Christmas to all your family.
I've been slow at blogging to!!
But let me be one of the frist to wish you a Happy New Year :)
See Yea George xxx

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, love your song!! You look very cute in the snow! Bet you were really cold though!! Stay warm! Lots of love, Holly and mom

scotsmad said...

1963 Wow!!!!! Enjoy that snow Puddles.....are you leaving yellow puddles in the snow?

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

ABBY said...

Dat wuz so cool (pun intended!hehehe)
all dat snow. Wow, did yoo make snowballs, or a snow angel? Guess what? We had flurries IN FLORIDA! WOW!!! It has been cold, our coldest temps will be toonight...brrrrrr gud fing we has furrs.


Maggie and Mitch said...

We just love your crossed leggies picture, Puddles! hehehe
Snow is the BEST!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

No Beer Slushies???

Khyra The Snowless Siberian

Anonymous said...

We're glad you're enjoying your snow. I sang that song out loud for our family!

Elyse (and Riley)

Oskar said...

Great song! Love the sweater!

Nubbin wiggles,

Junior and Orion said...

WOO HOO!!! Snow! Looks like you had some fun with it!!

Lorenza said...

That is a lot of snow!!!
And yes... you were naked!
Happy Holidays to all of you!
Kisses and hugs

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

You got snows too!!! We got snows!! A lots of us got a white Christmas!! Can't wait to hear about all your fun!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Your too darn cute,,,
I love your song,,, it made me giggles,,,, and I loved your sweater,,, and it made me swiggles..
tee hee hee,,
you are the cutest little thing,,, naked or not,,,, we love you!
Keep partying,,, its the holidays!

I Am HoneyBuzz said...

Wowwee Puddles, you sure do looks purty in da snow!!

Big slurps, HoneyBuzz

Anonymous said...

I'd heard you might get snow there. Yay! You did! Fun Fun Fun Puddles :D

Great Weiner Wonderland ditty :D

Waggin at ya,

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Oh Puddles...I am so jealous!
It hasn't EVER snowed here on Christmas day...mmmph!
Sending lotsalicks

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
Enjoy your snow.
Love Ruby & Penny

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Puddles, you are just such a cute woofie!!! Love your song!

Remington said...

Hi Miss Puddles....I just had to stop by again to look at you in that great sweater!

Anonymous said...

Hi, hi Puddles! Gosh, I missed you! Oh, and I'm ever so happy that you had a Most Wonderful Christmas. And you got SNOW! Did you know that you have now gotten more snow than WE have in Collie-rado? How ker-azy is THAT?

Oh, I luved that song, too. Have you recorded it yet? I bet it's gonna be a hit!

Wiggles and wags,

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles Mom LOL at your comment on Rem's blog today!!
Thanks for the smiles

Lola said...

That's a great song. Hey, we didn't have any snow on Christmas day. Of course, now we have plenty to spare, but it didn't start until Sunday.

lotsa licks, Lola