HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR'S!
Who's ready to PAW-TAY?
Ya'll knows I is ready.
Ummm...I seems to not has any Cheeto's though.
If you is joinin' me then can you please bring some refreshments:)
Since it's New Year's Eve I figures I need to make me some resolutions.
Well it can't hurt me obviously.
Who's ready to PAW-TAY?
Ya'll knows I is ready.
Ummm...I seems to not has any Cheeto's though.
If you is joinin' me then can you please bring some refreshments:)
Hehehe...I already started.
Well it can't hurt me obviously.
1.) I will not taunt and laugh at da blobs (AKA: Brudder and Sissy)
2.) I won't steal My Girls socks and kill 'em
3.) I will refrain from barkin' at da neighbors...while in da house
5.) I won't burrow in dad's blankie and make it smell like me
(yes, I am indeed in theres...somewhere)
6.) I won't try to sit on mum's lap when her goes potty
(sorry, I ain't gots no pikture of dat...hehehe)
7.) I will learn to pick up my toys when I is done playin'
9.) I'll try to not be such a tomboy and act likes a girl...(dats just ridiculous if you asks me)
10.) I won't roll my toys under da furniture and pretend I can't get 'em out
11.) I will be a good little model fur mum so hers won't go cracker dog
12.) I won't pretend to NOT hear commands
15.) I'll humor mum and wear clothes when it's cold out
Ah heck, who am I kiddin?
You can't improve of perfection so why try?
Dis was a waste of time!
Peace Out,
Puddles
Ya'll stay safe tonight...and away from da fireworks!
See ya next year...bwhahahahaha!
Peace Out,
Puddles
Ya'll stay safe tonight...and away from da fireworks!
See ya next year...bwhahahahaha!
65 comments:
aww Puddles, I agree, why mess with perfection! that was a great list of things to improve for an un perfect puppy ;)
-JBenz
HAHA It sure was a waste of time for you! We all know you ain't gonna change nuttin! (me either, Love Billy)
I think those revolushuns do be behavior modificashuns for the hoomans to make so they can better serve us dogs.
Puddles,
I gots da Cheetos and I am on my way to pawtay wif you!
Happy New Year my furiends!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
PeeS Tanks fur your kind words 'bouts my grandma.
Puddles, Mommy loves the song on your blog! Also, Mommy says that you are purrfect just the way you are.....which is adorable!!!
She wants to give you kisses!
Great list Puddles!
But you are right...why mess with perfection!
Here's wishing you a Happy New Year!
Don't drink too much beer!
Pawty time! Happy New Year to all of you from all of us!!!
Bawhahahaha!!! That's quite a list. I haven't made my list yet - is that bad? I guess my mama has some plans about both of us losing a little weight. BOL!
Oh and about the pawty -the cheeseburgers are on the grill and the cheetos and beer are packed - as soon as Alien gets here, we will be on our way.
Your pal, Pip
P.S.: Pick up our toys???? That's not part of my job description.
MOL PUDDLES DUDDLES RAINWATER!!!
Mom nearly jumped out of her seat when the music started!!!
I can see that you are already in parrty mode. Pace yourself cutie pie I'm on my way South of the Border. I'm bringing taco shells (we'll break them up) and some our our famous NC Duplin Wine called
Naughty and Nice...when I get there we can decide which one of us will be naughty!!!
I LOVE YOUR RESolutions!!! I'm posting my tomorrow.
Mom got a kick out of the potty one. She told me when they had Toto the Mighty Mini Doxie he would sit at the potty door and whine to be let in...I do declare there is no accounting for tasts!!
Hugs Madi your partner in Crime
Miss Puddles, you don't need to change AT ALL! You are perfect, atleast in my eyes! If you drink a little too much of your beer be sure to give me a call. I don't want you to drive and get in any trouble. That would not be a good way to start the new year. I'll be thinking about you at midnight, my dear friend! Happy New Year to you and your family! Here is a "Big" Newfie hug just for you!
Puddles... I pick my toys up ALL the time. I just put them Down where I (Frankie Furter) Want them to BE!!!
You have a wonderful Happy New Year 2011. I hope it is full of Joy Peace and wonderful surprises.
We're always ready to pawty!
Wrooo wrooo,
Zack, Sas and Bud
Hi cuddle Puddles! What a great list of resolutions! Heehee! I love to hide inside of blankeys too! One time I was under mommy's blanket and she all most sat on me cuz she didn't know I was there! Have a happy New year my furend!
Licks,
Ruthie
Happy New Year Ms. P and Family.
The only resolution I think you need to modify is regarding your daddy's blankie.
In my humble opinion he should be downright honored that you would want to share something so special with him. Why not get him the new blankie and let you keep the old one.
May your New Year be the best ever.
Love
Leo, Grady and Mom
Okay, this might be the bestest song that anybuddy ever wrote...EVER!
Anyways, I am Most Relieved you decided against those New Year's resolution thingies. Cuz, well, it sure sounds like your life would be SOOOOOOOOOOOO boring if you really did all those things. I would hate to have to find a new, more exciting BFF. Haha!
Happy New Year, my furend!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
PeeS. Thank you for your very nice words on my bloggie today. My mom sure is kinda sappy, isn't she?
Yes, Puddles, after reading all your postie toasties, me do believes dat you started celebrating da New Year's Eve a bit early. Butt.........
HAPPY NEW YEAR anyways...
Love,
Amber
Happy New Years Puddles! That's a very long list of resolutions you have made. I have zero on my list so far. Maybe I'll make them this evening. Maybe not. Lots of love, Holly and mom
Your New Year's resolutions seem a bit tough to live by for a whole year, to tell you the truth, so I think you should just stay just the way you are....perfect!
You had us all laughing so hard Mom has leaky eyes and we fell off the couch! hahaha!!
~Milly and Shelby
Holy Cat Feathers! Lilac said the same thing! I just now realized how much like her you really are. I think I'll be sleeping with one eye open now...
May 2011 be a wonderful year for you and your family, Miss Puddles!
Bunny
Hi Puddles.,, even though I love your New Years Resolutuions,,, I have not even started to think of it yet. I need to get busy.
Your way ahead of the game,,, but I think your already perfect.
Happy New Years
love
tweedles
MOL, MOL, MOL!!!!!!!!!! Puddles, you are a hoot, and we hope you don't do any of your resolutions cuz we love you just the way you are.
Love to you, Whitney, Albert, Your Girl, your mom and your dad!!!!!!!!!
Happy 2011!!!!!!!!!
Oh my word!! BOL
Happee New Years Eve!!
Benny & Lily
Hi! We like your blog and your resolutions sound great! Lily wants you to know that she does that trick of rolling her toys under the furniture and then crying, too. She thought she INVENTED that trick! It is fun to mess with humans, right? Have a fun New Years! Don't drink and drive!
Puddles
I was kinda scawed fow a minute that you wewe going to tuwn into someone else
Phew..thank dog you wealised in time that you awe aweady pawfect as is!
HAPPY NEWYEAW TO YOU ALL!!!!
Thanks fow being my fwiend
wemembew not to get too bloated on that beew hehehehehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
We don't has no cheetos too! If you get some will you send some to us? The beers almost gone too. Please to help!!!!!
Bobo and Meja
*~*~*~*~*~Happy New Year *~*~*~*~*~
Happy New Year to all your family
see you in 2011
George xxx
That is a pretty long list!! I'm exhausted just reading it. Time fur a beer!
Wyatt
Ha ha ha - we laughed our way through all of your resolutions - what would we do with that new Puddles - she sounded like no fun at all:) Loved that music too.
Have a wonderful party tonight and we hope that 2011 is healthy, happy, and joy-filled for you and your family.
Happy New Year.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and the Momster
Oh man, I think I'm posting those resolutions for MY pups!
Personally, I think you should concentrate on NOT changing. We love you just the way you are!
Puddles
yoo is purrfect
yoo no need to change yurself.
happy noo year.
purrin
oxoxox
Happy New Year!
Alien and I can only stay for a bit. We are going to the Martini bar Pip and him found. I'll bring you back some space cheetos.
Hugs,
Yeah, if your Mum wanted a dog that could do all that, she'd have to get a stuffie!
Keep those good times comin' in 2011!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella, who've already had the first breakfast, treat and long walk for 2011!
Puddles Puddles Puddles, who even follows resolutions anymore. I will try to control my drinking so that I may help you break these resolutions as soon as possible. It was so nice of your Mom to let you have a party. My mom left the hard liquer out so I am bringing that and my I heart NY shot glass!
Best of lukhk with that furry challenging list!
Happy New Years to all of woo!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom says cheers to your mum!
You are perfect just the way you are, Puddles!
Happy New Year!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
LOL> Puddles you made me laugh out loud!!! Well, it's the thought that counts. What would your parents do if they didn't have all of your fun antics to talk about?! You're a hoot!!! Have a safe and happy New Years celebration. Blessings your way for a good 2011... bobbi and gracie
Happy New Year Pududdles!
Love the music! Let me get this straight... you're an IRISH dachshund? Or do the Irish just have better drinking songs than the Germans? BOL
Now about those resolutions... I would pee on them, ALL of them.
something tells me you were coerced into creating those resolutions!!
No need to quit your old ways... no one likes a quitter anyway!!! ;-)
Cheers to you, my dear friend! Hopes for a happy healthy new year for you and your family!
-Corbin
PS. Should I come back at midnight for a smooch???
You ARE perfect, Puddles. You are cuteness itself - so don't mess with it. Grab the blankie and the pillow, and unstuff the pillow while under the blankie. OK?
We're bring the cheetos. We only have the healthy ones tho... Is that OK?
And a very happy new year to your and your family as well!
SMOOCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year, Puddles!!!!!
Happy New Year Dearest Puddles,
Happiness and health in the coming year to you and your family! Your right, why mess with prefection. WE love you just the way you are!!
{{{huggies}}}...Mona & the Mommy too!!
PS....Yahoo...today we can at lest comment
Puddles indeed mom does remember the story about kittehs stealing the breath...MOL
When she married Dad his family had a cat named John. Mom had been raised with puppies so she didn't know much about kittehs. Then 2 years later my sissy was born...Mom was afraid to put my sissy down at her inlaws because she had heard cats smelled milk on babies breath and would try to get all in their faces. Nows she thinks that is so funny because cats hate loud screeching noises babies make.
Oh those old wives!!!
Hugs Madi and Mom
OMD Cutie Pie!
We were practically separated at birth... I do all of those things!
LOVE # 9 but what is # 8?
Happy New Year to you and your wonderful family!
Smooches,
Neeko ♥
Didn't get a call -- I take it you made it home okay....do you have a headache....ha ha!
Mee n Richie n Da Momster finks yoo is perfick as yoo is Puddles, resolooshuns are neva goods fur long anyways.
Havs a sooper 2011 Puddles n Family
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx
Happy New Year Puddles and family!
Hmmm... those resolutions... errr....
Well... good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Puddles, it was a great try anyway! You had me a little worried, though, so I'm glad you realized that you can't improve perfection!
Happy New Year!
Puddles if it makes you feel any better, I'll say BOL!!!
Mom often says the two kitties int he family remind her of the mighty mine doxie!!
Hugs M&M
Happy New YEar pUddles! I hope you keeps us laughing all next year!
woof - Tucker
Forget about it. You are perfect the way you are. Happy New Year.
Slobbers,
Mango
hee hee, r u sure this isn't an april fool's list? cuz if it were me, there ain't no way i could do them all!! ;) b
Just found your blog. Love it; we're new followers.
I'm so glad you came to your senses, Puddles. I was a little worried there for a few seconds that you were going to try to be less Puddlesish this year. I know it wouldn't last, but I have to agree. It's just crazy to mess with perfection.
lotsa licks, Lola and also Franklin, too
Hey, what's up? Just finished watching the end of the Vikings season. Think I'll hit the gym. Want to join me?
I bet they do....I'll pick you up in about 15 minutes....see you then.
Oh Puddles! Thank dog you tossed those res-o-lue-tions in da trash!! It's hard enough being a dog without all dat added pressure! Who needs it! All I needs is a warm bed, tasty noms, and my hooman to do my bidding!! BOL
Happy New Years~ HoneyBuzz
Very funny! We were waiting for the punch line at the end, and, as usual, you did not disappoint.
You drinking the light beer now?
Happy New Year!
Jed & Abby
I think your new year resolution should be to party more! (There's never too much partying, right?)
I'll bring the beers!
Woofs,
Pepsi
Pleeze say you are not gonna really follow any of those New Years Resolutions.......cuz then you wouldn't be da Puddles we all know and LOVE!!
PeeS... Pickles says her loved da EMPTY Cheeto Bag you sent her! My momma brought all her pressies home from da office and da EMPTY Cheeto bag was very thoughtful!(Pawsonally, I was a bit suspect of my momma's orange fingers)
Am I too late for the pawty??? I could REALLY go for a beer!!!
Great resolutions... umm.. good luck with those. BOL!
Wags,
Zona
Your MIA Blog Pal
Wow. Even one of those resolutions seemed like a big leap - we couldn't see any of them lasting much more than the amount of time it took to type them out. I'm glad you've decided you can't improve on perfection! Happy 2011! (Alas, we are completely surrounded by no Cheetos, as well...)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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