Friday, January 21, 2011

Training withs Bunny



Just lettin ya'll all knows dat da training sessions are going very wells even though some of ya'lls didn't thinks I could handle such a task.
(Nows I won't name names but it starts withs an M and has an I and two N's and an A in theirs name...thought I'd be tucked in my laundry basket while coaching.)

Bunny and I did has to move to a new undisclosed location to train cuz we was being spied on by da opponents which I thought was clearly illegal and they should prolly have to pay fur us a trip to da carribean.

I has to shows Bunny some techniques....
Do it likes dis Bunny!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Eat your heart out boys, check out them legs muskels.
note: I so fast I's blurry

Seeeeeeee, I's good coach.
Bunny does everything I say.
"Is this right your majesty?"
Okays, so hers really didn't day dat but it sounds good and dis is my blog.
Gosh it's awfully cold out heres.

Ummmmmm....I thinks I need some help over heres.

Well then....Bunny I thinks it's time fur dat beer now.
My basket ain't cooperating in da snow.

Well I may have had my laundry basket close by but,
it was just sooooooo cold and my feetsies just couldn't handle it.

Anyways, da point of my story is dat we is training REAL hard furs da upcoming race
even though Bunny really don't haves to do much but stick out a leg to win.

Peace Out,
Puddles




53 comments:

Gloria said...

I can see you are a great trainer Puddles. Where is this race going to be? Did I miss something? You shoulda pulled one of those towels over you, to keep warm!! Billy

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles
It is unclear as to whether or not Bunny will win the Great Race but one thing is for sure she will have the time of her life training for it.
And we will all be rolling on the floor watching you two!!!
How kind of you to demonstrate all the proper moves. I was going to offer my skills at high jumping but I believe she has that move already!!!
Hugs Madi

Roo said...

My you do have excellent runnin form Miss Puddles :D Y'all didn't have to go to Siberia to train! I just got static from the bug anyway (paw crossed behind my butt)Um but since rumor has it the race will be held at Bunny's Training Camp. It's only fair that you vacate it for a while so we can get accustomed to the track :D Thanks pal!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: I think your laundry basket needs a trip to the mechanic ;) BOL!

jen said...

Puddles I had no idea you were so buff! Your muskels are amazing!!

Looks like you are doing a great job coaching! Keep up the good work:)

Tucker said...

OMG a Puddles action shot! You never sees those. I'm pretty sure Bunny's gonna win this race. After alls she is a greyhound.

woof - Tucker

Amber DaWeenie said...

Nice moves dere, Ms P...I bets dat Pip sabotoged you's wheels. Probably hoped dat your basket would lands on top of you and keep you dere until you bacame a Puddlesickle.

Levi Mac said...

Good training Puddles! I knew you could be a good coach :)
Now pass the beer and cheetos

Frankie Furter said...

I can NOT belive your Action Shot!! You can really FLY.. So what motivated you??? The sound of a bag of Cheetoes being Opened or was it the cap coming off the bottle??? Inquiring minds want to know.
You had a Basket WipeOut ??? Well I suppose it is a bit difficult to steer. Sorta like a BubbaBob Sled thingy like they have at the Olympics.

Sam and Pippen said...

Whoo Hoo, Puddles! Look it how buff you are! I guess we can't really call you Puddles Duddles BarrelButt anymore!

Sam and Pippen

Brian said...

It sure looks like the training is going well Puddles!!!

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Holy smokes you sure are fast Puddles, I wish that I had known you when I lived at school and would run up and down the hallway. Good luck coaching, maybe you need a new basket?

Jbenz said...

you are so fast Puddles!!! hope you got to warm your feet up :)
-JBenz
PS Keep up the great job training!

Ruby and Penny said...

We knew you would be a great coach.
Love Ruby & Penny

Mr. Pip said...

Yeah, yeah I can do that, too. AND, I can box so beware ladies! I have a mean right hook.

Oh, and one more thing, Ms. Amber DeWeenie is building me a special pair of stilts for the race so Bunny is going to have to do more than put a leg out. Bawhahahaha!

OK, Coach Roo and our ladies are off for some fun in the sun. Sorry you can't join us ...they have got some good beer in the islands.

Your pal, Pip

Minna Krebs said...

I prolly should not admit this in a public forum butt, what da heck........................................................................You should have been here to hear my momma reading da letters out loud trying to determine "who" you were referring to in your post!

Heeeheeee.......all of a sudden I exclaimed "It spells MINNA!!!!!"

Heeeheeeeeeeee!

Minna Krebs said...

da foto of you launching into your laundry basket is an All-Time-Puddles-Top-Ten Favorites of ours!!!

I must admit that I am impressed by your athletic abilities!

Butt, I thinks you need some of them steps like they have on da back of a boat attached to your basket for easier entry! Don't da foto lady ever want to help you get in??? I guess that would ruin da shot though, huh?

Corbin said...

I'll be waiting at the spa in a hot tub for you...
-Corbin

Wyatt said...

You 2 are in great form! Keep up the good work, cuz Pip is training hard with Roo :)
Does Bunny fit in the laundry basket?
Wyatt

mayziegal said...

Hi Puddles! It's Mayzie. Calling you from Florida!

See, Roo called and asked if I would come down with some other girls and help cheer on Pip. He said that he really had nothing to offer me except sun and sand and a hot tub. But being the Most Unselfish girl that I am, I told him I'd come anyway. Cuz between you and me, I don't think he wanted us to come down for Pip. I mean, you and me both know that Pip is super duper fast and prolly doesn't need a cheering squad.

I really thinks it was for Roo. See, I'm not sure he's as confidents about his training abilities as YOU are. He even told Pip that he couldn't eat Cheetos or drink BEER! Can you imagine? Anyway, so I figured I'd come down and help make him feel betters about everything. And I just knew you'd understand.

Oh! Gotta go! It looks like Stumpy has started a conga line! Toodles!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Elyse and Riley said...

You are a most excellent trainer, Puddles! And I was laughing so hard when you posted that full moon comment on my blog yesterday.

Keep up the hard, freezing work training out there in Antarctica! You need a Deluxe Laundry Basketmobile! (Complete with flames!)

Elyse and Riley

Texas The Doxie said...

CAn't even get into your own basket....some trainer!

*sniffS*

George the Lad said...

I'm looking forward to it.
Hope your paws are warmed up, and your basket is back inside!!
See Yea George xxx

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Oh Puddles you are a grat coach!!!

Good examples too :)

Barbara said...

I see you found the font changer!

We're on your team Puddles!

Tank said...

Poor Bunny is gonna be so embarrassed when she loses.

Martha and Bailey said...

Goodness Puddles, you really are quite the mover.
It was good to see Bunny listening to your tips although you don't want to give her too many in case she wins.
Great work with the laundry basket - what was your mom doing with laundry in the snow?
We have the popcorn ready for the Big Race.
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Oh, Puddles. How I love your Magic Laundry Basket tales. :)

Hugs,

Remington said...

Great coaching skills, Miss Puddles! I can see that all those workouts at the gym have REALLY paid off! WOW -- you look GREAT! Keep up the good work -- Bunny will do very well with you by her side! Call you later.

ABBY said...

Miss Puddles
I sees yoo has ben workin wif yur bloggie! Mom did sum updatin to mine two cuz I juss red dat she cood! I hadda to tells her what to do doh.

Yoo is a gud trainr!

purrs
xoxox

scotsmad said...

Great technique.....go coach..go!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I think Pip is going to have some sleepless nights now that our training sessions are out there for all to see! You've been a great coach so far, and the beer and cheetos in the hot tub after training sessions has been a real motivator!

Good move, hiding your secret weapons in the laundry basket! We'll just have to work on getting it out of there so that the basket doesn't tip!

Bunny

Junior and Orion said...

Great training Puddles!!! We are in awe of your muscles!

K9 + Grace said...

Hi Puddles,
You are doing great with Bunny! But look out! Cuz BooBoo is a cheerleaer for Pip and knows how hard they is training!

Licks,
Ruthie

houndstooth said...

Hey! Where is our hot tub of cabana boys? Did you see all that goings on over at Roo's?

Bunny

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, you need some boots for those cold feeties:) Look at those muscles - we are quite impressed. Looks like your laundry basket was moving too fast and flipped over in a big skid. Have you checked to see if it meets the government safety requirements?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't believe that evil laundry basket had the nerve to dump you, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You look like a good trainer. Run like the wind.

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you really can run fast!! The training looks great! Watch out for that laundry basket next time! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

I thinks you make a furry good coach!
You look so cute in those pictures, and I wish you the best of luck!

Rudy

KB said...

I knew that you'd need your laundry basket for coaching. Hehehe, so funny seeing it in the snow but so sad that it didn't cooperate!

Lorenza said...

A non cooperative basket is not funny at all, right?
I can see you and Bunny are training very hard!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Did you put a sticker on Bunny's forehead? On her left. Is that like one of those pedometer things the beans wear to measure their distance and heart rate and stuff? Thorough training prep! So sorry the snow crashed your laundry basket. You do have insurance for that damage, right?

Jed & Abby

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

I think you need a bigger basket, Puddles. Your current one is too small and light to be handled in the snow.

And man, those muscles got my tail a-wagging.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Are you guys using the Laundry Basket to 5K program??? HA!!!! We KILLS ourselves!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Mack said...

You ladies LUV your laundry baskets! I see it was red day today!

Sugars,
Mack

Zona said...

Stick out a leg to win..... BOL!!!!!! Oh Puddles. Between that and your look at the fallen basket, you had us laughing over here. Even BEFORE breakfast!

Wags,
Zona

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - You are a superb trainer! Every athlete needs a refreshing beverage after a tough training session!

The Road Dogs

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, what happened to your ear in that one pix?? Looks broken or something. Anyway, you're doing a great job. I would suggest keeping that basket handy since you have so much snow! If you're up for doing more laundry...I have some bandanas that could use some suds!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, OCP

Asta said...

Puddles
you cewtainly desewve that beew aftew all that twaaining wif bunny
youw teck nicke is pawsome!!!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Peggy Frezon said...

What a great trainer. I love the picture of you running. What style!

Remington said...

Sorry your Bears lost....next season isn't that far off....

Mollie said...

I love the banner!

Roxy Ann LaRue said...

What a fun day trianing and playing in the snow, I wish I were with you, cause I love the snow I can stay out in forever. Have fun and keep up the good traing.
Licks and Love Roxy