Friday, February 4, 2011

One More Day...

....til da big race day!

Bunny and I has been in da Caymen Islands an undisclosed location just so I hers don't gets distracted.
And if ya'll don't thinks her is training hard (thanks to me) then just look at these fotos.

Cheeeeeeeck out my motorized cooler I bought on da island at our undisclosed location...I thinks everybuddy needs one of these.
And ya'll can shush bouts by ginormous oversized sunglasses.

Anyways, back to da training.
Just look at dis girl.
And I clocked her at a VERY FAST SPEED (just don't remembers what it was).

Dat is poetry in motion.
I thinks dat is Mr. Bono on da boat:)

Taking a short break befores we continue more training and I even brought protein drinks.
Haaaaaa, ya'll thought it was beer didncha? 

But don't worry, we did manage to haves a little fun during Bunny's extentinsive training.
And just look at some of our furiends dat decided to join us out of the goodnesses of their hearts.
Wasn't dat just sweet of 'em?
(Left to right: Tucker, Bunny, Booker, Alien, Ranger, and then me, of course)
Ahhhh...such good furiends.

And here is a diagram to refresh your brains again.
Not a scientific diagram but once again, dis is my blog and dis is as scientific as it's gonna get.

We is currently on our ways to da race, feeling good, strong and confident and.....
 ...fur some reason my basket is goin' awfully slows today.
(Bunny, did you HAVES to bring a suitcase full of collars?)
(Puddles, did you HAVE to bring a case of beer?)

We are headed to somewheres between Florida and Siberia...I dunnos.
Be theres soon!
I hope.

Note to Pip:
I didn't furget your serenade
(courtesy of da Bono)
click here

Peace Out,

PS: PLEASE keep TWIX in your thoughts as her is sick right nows
and they don't knows what is going on.


Mango said...

We visited Miss Twix and sent our good thoughts. It is all we have to offer.

Seems like Bunny has a great personal trainer. But I wouldn't count Pip out yet.


Wyatt said...

Looks like you 2 are ready for the big race. Don't crash your laundry basket on the way there!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Martha and Bailey said...

We are on our way to visit Twix now.
Your pics are just beautiful today and we can see every one!
How we would like to be there in a deck chair beside you both.
Break out the beers.............!
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps from a dreich Scotland!

Maggie Mae said...


I am sure Bunny appreciates all da help you has been given hers! I will get to da race tomorrow as soon as I can! Good luck to Bunny!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Twix is is our thoughts and prayers

Team Beaglebratz said...

We shur hope u'all can git tu the race in time - may-b u mite wanna lighten your laundry basket - we'll salvage the beer fer u (yea, rite)
Shiloh'n Shasta

We haz stopped by Twix's blog - sent her and her mom some healing vibes.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles if I ever decided to get up off my tush, and if I ever decided my Vet wasn't just whistling Dixie when he said I could lose a pound or two...I'll be sure to contact you for your training expertise. You and Mayzie have very well tone tushes so you must have a secret.
We are so sorry about Twix...we'll run over now to say get well,
Hugs Madi

jen said...

Bunny looks like she is ready for the race! She is so beautifu when she runs! Ca't wait until tomorrow!!

The Heartbeats said...

Bunny is like FloJo. FloJo had her fancy fingernails and Bunny has her collars!

Puddles- YOU ARE NOT RIGHT- as they say in the South!


The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

WHOO HOO!!! What fun. Wish we could join you!


Puddles, if we bring the beer, can we come too???

Max the Quilt Cat said...

What a great post. Thanks for giving us an up-close-and-personal look at the training. Very exciting. Am off to visit Twix right now.

pawhugs, Max

Frankie Furter said...

Be careful with that basketmobile. It could blow off course easily in all this bad weather. My thoughs and prayers are out fur TWIX.

May the Fastest Dawg win!!!

mayziegal said...

Okay, my mom is pawsitively cackling here. Yeesh. I don't know why. It looks like you have a Most Serious training regimen going on there. And I am SO gonna get me one of those drink coolers on wheels. That is like the best invention in the whole entire world!

Um, I just have one question. How's Brudder Ranger gonna get home from your secret and completely undisclosed location?

Wiggles & Wags,

KB said...

Ah, Bunny's suitcase of collars. That must be just a select few of her faves because the suitcase doesn't look big enough for all of them :)

Bunny has some really convincing photos of herself in a huge snow storm over at her blog. What a great cover.

Don't drink all that beer, OK? I don't think that Bunny has ever drunk alcohol before so you don't want her to have the mother of all hangovers for the race :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Is you sure you is really in da training mode...looks likes a fun in da sun session to me's. Don't falls out of da basket, Puddles. It's a loooooong way down!

Gloria said...

Oh you are making me laugh so hard! You two stay outta trouble, yeah, like thats gonna happen, lol.

Jess and Glacier said...

LOL That is some very serious training going on there.
Good luck and have fun. Oh wait, you have the "fun" part down pat I think. :)

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

We'll be watching this big event unfold!! Beautiful location for training camp!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Brian said...

It's hard to believe that the big race is alomst here!!! We'll be cheering!

Corbin said...

Ya know... an invite to your secret island would have been nice. I'm covered in SNOW up here while you're chillin' on the beach!

Olive said...

Wow, what an adventure you are having! I am jealous!!! But I am NOT Bikini ready at all!

Licks and Tail Wags from Olive

Peggy Frezon said...

Best of luck! This race is going to be amazing!

Elyse and Riley said...

Okay...there are just no words for how funny this post was!! What time is the race going to be tomorrow?

We went over to Twix's blog and gave her some well wishes.

Elyse and Riley

P.S.--You get creativity points for putting Bunny's reflection in that pool!

Mr. Pip said...

GRRRR, bringing out that ruler is way out of line! But I got Bono on my side and that's all I need! He is short, too, you know!!! He is on my side, right, you are not pulling some kind of fast one on me?

Your pal, Pip

Barbara said...

I know that cooler is full of can't fool me.

Wow, training in the Caymen, I mean undisclosed location looks really nice. Sun, sand...hope your laundry basket can make it back in time.

We offered our advice to Twix and are hoping she gets better quick!

Mr. Pip said...

I am sending Twix lots of good wishes and healing vibes. Hope she will be OK.

Barbara said...

You knowz, I was just you think it's possible that Puddles would be underhanded and take a bribe to LOSE this race? know how she is about foodses. She could get bribed with a cheeseburger.

Nah, Bunny's too upstanding to buy into that.

Mr. Pip said...

There seems to be some mistake. I contacted Bono's people and they said something about Oprah's security team had warned him about me. Puddles, you were pulling my paw again weren't you?

Your pal, Pip

Benny and Lily said...

We can't wait. We will post about it tomorrow
Benny & Lily

The Teacher's Pets said...

So glad you two took some time to relax while Mr. Bono serenaded you from his yacht!
Bunny's speed is amazing! The warm weather and sand (and your training, of course) has done wonders fur her!
How typical of Bunny to load up the suitcase with her stylin' collars! Haha!
ON A SIDE NOTE: You are LIVE on my therapy session blog TODAY and all of your furends are chipping in to help you recover from your *ahem* problem (if you know what I mean)!
xoxo...Dr. Daisy

houndstooth said...

I saw Miss Twix last night and we sent her our get well wishes!

Oh, Puddles, that getaway was just what I needed! There's nothing like the sand churning beneath your feet to get your heart beating and your legs pumping! I hope Alien noticed how good I look in top racing form!

That picture with the ruler is my favorite!


P.S. I do not know why my mom keeps going back to look at the pictures and laughing like a fool!

Tank said...

I just heard on the news that a flying laundry basket was shot down after entering illegal air space surrounding the Anheuser-Busch Brewery in Jacksonville, FL.

Puddles... you okay?

Minna Krebs said...

BOL!!! This post is totally cracking me ups!!! I don't even know where to begin...............

Bunny and her reflection in da Pool.....BOL

Bunny and her suitcase of collars...BOL

Da Puddles and her motorized beer cooler....BOL BOL side is hurting from extreme giggling....

Minna Krebs said...

......and who do you think you are fooling by writing "Protein Drinks"on da cooler????

PeeS......we got NO SNOW! What we got was a HUGE ice storm! Da whole city of Houston is like a gigantic ice rink!!! sigh.

Bobbi said...

Oh Puddles, you are a hoot! Every comment you leave on my blog makes me LOL> I've got Gracie's cheerleading outfit ready - to be cheering tomorrow. For Bunny. Right?? I don't know though... looking at these pictures I'm a little curious as to why she would be listed as the underdog. I'll go check pip out one more time. NOT that I'll change my mind. I just want to see how he's preparing for this event... Hope Twix gets better> will say a prayer!

Junior and Orion said...

We bet Miss Bunny is gonna kick a**!

We will head over and visit Miss Twix.

We think you look great in your sunglasses, oversize or not!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

One of these days we would like to take a ride in one of those laundry planes like you have - looks like a lot of fun.

So do all those collars that Bunny has have some sort of magic power that helps her go so fast?

We are very worried about Twix. Paws crossed for some answers and help.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Remington said...

Twix is in our thoughts and prayers. Best of luck to Bunny....with you as her coach anything is possible!

Roo said...

BOL! You are soooooo BAD! Bunny does look good but hey! looks don't win races ;)

See ya at the track my furiend :D

Asta said...

I'm so wowwied about Twix
I'm pwaying and cwossing my paws
Youw twaining session looked pawsome..wish i could have been thewe
smoochie kisses

Nubbin' Tails said...

Oh boy this race is going to be big! Good to see that you got Bunny trained up so she doesn't pull a muscle.

We stopped by to pass on prayers to Twix!


Mr. Nubbin'

scotsmad said...

We've just found out that the BIG race is NOT going to be televised in Australia.....would you believe it!!! I mean we get the Superbowl.

We'll just have to read about it in the Blogville press.


XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Oskar said...

Um Puddles, your sunglasses don't seem to have dark lenses...they must be beer goggles, LOL!!!

Nubbin wiggles,

Kitty+Coco said...

Wow Puddles, you and Bunny need to give yourselves a break every now and then. You didn't even have a pina colada by the pool!
Whew, that Tucker is a hunk.

Prayers to Twix.

Kitty and Coco

ABBY said...

If'n I ever needs a coach furr a race I want it to be yoo Miss Puddles!


Tucker said...

Oh I sure hopes you don't crash land in NEw England. There is too much snows you'll never gets out alive. Plus BUnny doesn't have her coat and boots wif her.

ANd I will learn to swims someday!

woof - Tucker

Lorenza said...

Super secret location??
I know you two are doing the best training for the race!
See you there!
Kisses and hugs

Neeko said...


You are Hilarious!!!
Love your secret location ;o) and the coaching job :o)))
What can I say? You really have the gift Cutie Pie ♥

I have to say though that Mr. Pip is my best Friend so I'm pulling for him!

Cannot waaaaaait to see the BIG race.
Neeko :o)
P.S. Thanks for those tropical scenes. Ahhhh…

Neeko said...

Hope Miss Twix is back to normal soon! Paws together for a speedy recovery.
Sending my very powerful Yorkie healing vibes!
Neeko ♥

JackDaddy said...

It's so cold here I feel like I'm in Siberia!!

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Hmmm... not too sure about that training regime my friend...

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're also keeping paws crossed for Miss Twix. She's a lovely lady and we hope she's better soon.

Looks like you did a bang up job of organizing and training and rounding up supporters, not to mention the first class travel arrangements. Good luck!

Jed & Abby

Sam and Pippen said...

We are followers? Really? We just realized a couple weeks ago we weren't followers of Frankie's then we noticed he was close to 200 followers so we waited to be number 200! Right now yous at 177 so you need 22 more and we'll be follower 200!

Sam and Pippen

road-dog-tales said...

Well, we just saw the fabulous race and the heart-warming TIE and we have to say - you trained Bunny well! A fabulous athlete and a gracious sport to the finish! Now where's the CHEETOS! We've been asking everywhere!

The Road Dogs

Mr. Pip said...

There you are! OK, now that the race is over and we are best buddies again. Let's all head back to your training camp for the party! Maybe Bono will still be there?

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: If you could just give me a boost into Alien's space ship, my legs are a little sore from the big race.

Zona said...

Whew.... I really had to fight with Blogger to leave a comment!!!

So... now that the race is over... do you have any of those "protein drinks" left??

Wags... a very thirsty,

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

now that the race is over, can we all go back to that secret island place? it was so nice there...only this time, miss mayzie better be there, too!!

the booker man

pee s -- your song selection helped cheer my mama up from her post-surgery brain fog. ;)

♥ Sallie said...

Ha Ha! That post is hysterical!

I don't know what is funnier: The motorized cooler, Bono in the boat, Bunny squeezed into the beach chair. LOL!


Best race ever!

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hey Puddles,

Mommy & I are behind the time. Just wanted to saw that Bunny looks in fine form. The race is over I guess, so who won?

Weenie is such a chacacter and we been playing outside now that it's gotten pretty again.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona & Weeine too!!

Jazzi said...

Looks like Bunny is getting quite the workout!! Good job and may the fastest dog win!!