Monday, February 7, 2011

The Return of Mr. Jones

Happy Monday Ya'll!
Goodness me, what a weekend.
Lemme tells ya'll aaaaaaall bout it.

Does ya'll rememebr Mr. Jones?
Yea, he da one dat comes and steals my pee-cans!
Well, he's back and dis time, it  wasn't my pee-cans he be stealin'!!!!!
Ya'll will has to excuse da bad fotos...foto lady took them through da screened porch and they is baaaaad.

Come on and I'll tell you my story...follow me.

FYI: Dis a grill...NOT Mr. Jones....
....but it's part of my story.
(it's da grill dat I make Pip's burgers on)

THIS is Mr. Jones
Da little punk is actually STEALIN' da friggin' fuzz from da grill cover!

LOOOOOOOOK, can you see it nows?
Can you see da fuzz in his mouth?
He has gotten rather bold and brazen (prolly rabies).
I thoughts my eyeballs was playin' tricks on me or maybe I was just drunk, but heck no, it was reals ya'll.

I thinks him makin' a nest fur his offspring (law help us, theres more of 'em).
They prolly go by da names of....
Jim Bob
Bobby Joe
Earl Lee
Lynne Jo
Peggy Sue
and Sue Ellen

Just a hunch, but I doubt I is wrong considering where they lives.

If anybuddy sees Mr. Jones,
please contact dis place and then maybe we can start da grill up cuz I has a new recipe.

And here is ME on squirrel patrol and....
....I don't want ya'll to furget what I looks like.
(dang, I looks good)

Peace Out,
Puddles

53 comments:

Jbenz said...

Oh Puddles, Mr. Jones looks ferocious with all the fuzz...good luck keeping him and his future offspring out of your yard! the names you think his offspring will have are hilarious. good luck!
-JBenz

Gloria said...

There also is one of those critters by the name of, Billy Bob Joe Bob, runnning around there. He is prolly the baby Daddy. Just thought I would let you know! Dang varmits! Steal everything! And now little ones!!!!

Roo said...

Puddles I am shippin you my last box of Squirrel Helper right now. ;P

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Minna Krebs said...

BOL at 'da little punk'!!!!!

BOL!!!!!!

Minna Krebs said...

OMD!!!! My momma is cracking Ups reading da link to Squirrel Control Center!!

BOL! Is that Tank's new business venture????

BOL at da product names!! Cridder Ridder!!! And da Smoke BOMB!!! OMD!!!! Too funny!

Amber DaWeenie said...

UhOh...He keeps dat up and pretty soons you have......Santa Jones to worries bout. Just sayin'...

He your version of da Ground Hog?

Madi and Mom said...

MOL PUDDLES,
First of all thanks for letting us know that first pic wasn't Mr. Jones.

Who in the heck does Mr. Jones think he is anyway? How dare he steal your grill cover fuzz? I've never seen one of his kin up here do that. Most be a trait found only in the SC branch. I'll be on the look out now and keep you posted. IN the meantime I'm preparing the veggies for the squirrel stew. I'll send them FedEX next day.
Hugs Madi

houndstooth said...

What will those dastardly squirrels think of next? Oh my dogness! I think we need to seriously give them the business! Next he'll be stealing your Cheetos!

Bunny

KB said...

I saw him, I saw him! He's in my yard, and he's stealing insulation from my house! I think that might be even worse then fuzz from the grill cover. This guy is a felon - we need to call the FBI!

You get him Puddles. R will work on it from our end.

Sammy and Andy said...

Would that new recipe be BBQ squirrel????????

xxxxxxx

road-dog-tales said...

Those guys just make themselves right at home, eh? Stealing YOUR fuzz, OUR mushrooms, what's NEXT??? Will they just come on inside and help themselves to whatever's in the fridge???

The Road Dogs

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie :o)

We have Matilda here, his cousin.
Have not seen her lately. I think she is under all the snow probably multiplying...

You do look smashing as usual!

Smooches,
Neeko :o)

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Oh no not those dang squirrels again, I will be over to help exterminate!

mayziegal said...

GASP! That's...that's...well, that's just horror-ific! Stealing your grill fuzz? What's next? The shingles off your roof? I tell you what...those little suckers think they run the world. Good thing you're on patrol.

Oh, and let me know when you're ready to have the squirrely-cue. I'll bring the tater salad.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Frankie Furter said...

OHHHHHHHHH are you gonna have a Picnic??? I'll bring some Mac and Sneeze!!!

Mr. Jones is totally BRAZEN!!! Maybe I can talk Chief of Police Sarge and Deputy Zona into patroling the GOVERNOR'S MANSION.
PeeS... You silly goofus YOU are the GOVERNOR.. you can't be in the CABINET. I think it is illegal to hold TWO public offices .. sort of like Double Dipping. (Not to be confused with dipping sauce fur perfectly prepared Squirrel Wings.)

Mack said...

Thief!We need to get Sarge out to your place ASAP!

Corbin said...

You be careful huntin' that Mr. Jones! Maybe it's Mrs. Jones? Anywho IT looks like IT has some serious problems... who knows what IT will do!
-Corbin

Elyse and Riley said...

Puddles, I'm telling ya...those squirrels are up to no good! Next thing we know, Mr. Jones will be stealing the fur right off your back! Riley's caught a bird, bunny, and mouse so far...she REALLY needs (or wants...) to add a squirrel to her list. We'll be there as soon as I can wake Riley up...she might have played a little too hard this morning.

Elyse and Riley

P.S.--LOL at the Squirrel Control link!

Jess and Glacier said...

Puddles,
Aria here. Mom is wetting me use the waptop more and more wately. Anyway, that Mr. Jones guy's cousins wive over here. We're in SC too, so they probably traveled. Mom says I am not allowed to bawk out the fwont window at them, but I can't help it. Can I have your recipe, pwease?
Puppy Wove
Aria

Anny said...

bokeh bokeh! wow! nice picture of Mistor Jonesy... you sures your momma was behind them screen doors? cos the pics is beeeyoootiful!!

Anny said...

the poor Mistor Jonesy or was it Missy Jonesy was probably making a blankie for them kiddies... and they sure gonna need lotta fuzz... just urmmmsss.. send them some old pillows... mebbe then they will not steal them fuzz.. *LOL*

Anny said...

oh.. i forgets to mentions.. you.. ma lady Puds.. look fantabulous as usual.

woofs n licks,
Dommy

Peggy Frezon said...

I hope you are able to get a picture of that nice soft fuzzy nest when Mr. Jones is done building. lol. It sounds like your yard is just too attractive to resist, what with being full of fuzz and pecans.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You sure that be Mr. Jones and not MRS. Jones?

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Dat tree rat looks like da one dat wuz in my back yard today....I almost caught hims too but mom went a bit crazy and called me off of da chase!
I am on my way to helps you catch him cuz if he starts stealin' your beer and cheetos we really has a problem!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
The nerve of that squirrel!
Well.... maybe it is better to let him take that fuzz to make his nest so he will go to sleep with all his family and then you will not see them again for a long time!
Hmmm... not sure about that!
Happy Monday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Bruschi said...

BOL! I can't believe Mr. Jones is stealing the FUZZ from your Grill Cover! That is pretty brazen if you ask me!

I Am HoneyBuzz said...

BOL, watch your stuffies Puddles, or they will be next!!

Benny and Lily said...

You better stay on tree rat patrol. We can't believe he is stealing your pee cans!!
Benny & Lily

Brian said...

Hey, on the evil squirrel names, don't furget Bubba! Yes, I saw the "S" word...tired of that white stuff I am!!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

The nerve of that Mr. Jones - tell him to pluck out some of his own fur for his nestmaking plans! We could sure provide him with plenty of fluff when the Momster brushes us outside, but now maybe we need to move our brushing headquarters inside.

Superb pic of the Puddles!!!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Oskar said...

That is no good. Those rodent devils will steal anything that's not nailed down!

Nubbinw wiggles,
Oskar

Remington said...

Yes, Miss Puddles, you look fantastic! You know, maybe Mr. Jones was gathering the fuzz to take home for Mrs. Jones to spin up so they can make blanket to keep warm. Don't jump to any conclusions now. Being a Judge and all we must remember to get ALL the facts first.

ABBY said...

Puddles
Mr Jones must have a buncha couzins down here cuz we gots lots of Jonesies living rite outside my back porch.

purrin
xoxox

Bobbi said...

Yes, Puddles... you Do look good!! Now... I guess since Mr. Jones stool your Pee-cans you'll have to find somewhere else to pee. how do you do that-Bwwaaahhhhahhhaa Oh, Puddles you're adorable.

Tucker said...

Oh Whew, I clicked the link cause I was scared it linked to me. I can help you though. Would you likes to have kitty sister Ellie? She's a good hunter. She once slaughtered a mouse at the apartments my hoomans use to live at. Blood & Guts all overs the kitchen.

woof - Tucker

Junior and Orion said...

Mr. Jones sure is a bold one isn't he? We are sure you will catch him in no time and make him pay for his transgressions!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We haven't seen any of those lately but we did have an encounter with a possum again last week and it wasn't a pretty sight. Lots of love, Holly and mom

scotsmad said...

Do you have the rare rednecked grey squirrel in your neck of the woods?

Puddles you are going to be VERY busy all summer guarding your yard! Make sure you get lots of nourishing food and plenty of sleeps.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Asta said...

Gwilled Squiwwel

Mw Jones bettew watch out.
(He does have a bootiful floofy tail though)

do you use BBQ sauce?

I'm off to wead the squiwwel patwol
smoochiekissses
Asta

Maggie and Mitch said...

We saw a Mr. Jones on our walkie this morning, Puddles! We're going to see about catching him tomorrow so you'll have him for your new recipe.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Barbara said...

Hey Puddles...all you have to do is take off that grill cover. Hide some of your pee-cans inside the grill. When Mr. Jones comes to get them, flip on the burners! Instant barbeque!!! YUM!

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh gosh! That's awful! We just double checked and our grill doesn't have a cover... so we're safe! Good luck with Mr. Jones!
~Milly and Shelby

Zona said...

OMG - This is getting out of control!!!

Skeered wags,
Zona

Mr. Pip said...

Sorry I am so late to the party - I have been sleeping all day. Now, that is a mighty nice grill. I think it might fit 10 or 12 burgers ...

What are you waiting for - fire it up! I brought the beer let's have a party.

Your pal, Pip

rottrover said...

De-stuffing your grill AND KB's house?!?! Let's get him!!

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Puddles, How in the dickens could anyone forget what you look like; you're a classic wiener dog. You look like our dad; short and stubby.
You're A #1.
- TBH&K

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Yummm, Grilled Squirrel!
Keep a keen eye on them critters, Puddles. They steal food real fast, and they laugh at you behind your tail, the nerves of them.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Tank said...

You have a rabid fuzz-stealing squirrel living in your backyard??? Dang it, Puddles... get things under control will ya?!!!

Levi Mac said...

You are one cutie pup!!

And just give me a call, I'll help round up those squirrels!!
um...just as soon as I get out of all this snow :)

Kitty+Coco said...

What?? The grill cover. Hmpfh. He's a Mr. Greedy Greedykins. Dad says there is a funny birdfeeder that appears very inviting the the crack-squirrels. Then as soon as they climb on it it spins really fast and flings them off!!! Little bugger.

Kitty and Coco

thedreadpiratejack said...

Whats a cheeky squibble, how dare he steal your fuzz. I will keeps my eye out fer squibbles dat fer darn sure

Luv
Richie
xx xx

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

I think we have a lot of Mr. Jones' relatives living in our yard. They say Hi to all their kin. Ours have different sorts of names, though. Rocco, Farid, Roseanna, Bernie...those sorts of names.