Friday, February 11, 2011

What Ya'll Nevers Knew Bouts Barbie

Well ya'll KNOWS bouts Barbie's unfortunate incident da other day.
Nows dis is gonna shock some of ya'll.
Poor Barbie nevers wanted anybuddy to know dis bouts her.

But,  ya'll didn't knows is dat her floozy blonde hair was actually a......

WIG!!!!!!!!
(My mum has blonde hair so I can call blondes a floozy).

Don't worries cuz I kept it fur a trophy....hehehehehe!

What does ya'll think?
It does make me look rather girly and stuffs.

Glamour shot!

Uh, I thinks I kinda look likes Frankie in his Judge's wig...oh law help me!

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: Nows dat I has Barbie's wig I can be a teacher one day and a doctor da next...or even a chef or a bride...or a fairy. Hers had so many occupations.
I think I'll just take her corvette though....or maybe da camper!

63 comments:

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Hubba hubba!!

Mango said...

Miz Puddles! Gosh, that wig makes you look kind of like a tart. Maybe even a Pop Tart. Maybe even a frosted brown sugar and cinnamon pop tart. Hmmm... I am getting hungry.

Slobbers,
Mango

Madi and Mom said...

MOL oh my cats and dogs Puddles...you are one fine, hot Doxie in that Barbie wig. The windblown look. That coupled with your Doxie-a-tude should allow you to have your way 365 days of the year.
Hugs from Madi your BFFF,
(best feline friend forever)

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Take da corvette, den yous can come pick me up at my house....ROAD TRIP!!! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

houndstooth said...

BOL! I've never seen Redneck Barbie before! I just KNEW you were after that wig, too!

Let me know what day you're going to be a princess because I want to see pictures of that. You in a crown with a beer and a cheeto stuck to your lip will be one of the funniest sights ever!

Bunny

Gloria said...

No the Camper, so we can al go RVing!!!! Yous a HOTTIE girl! Drooling over here, Billy

Max the Quilt Cat said...

MOL... the wig is great on you. You're a movie star now, Puddles.

pawhugs, Max

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, I really hopes dat you didn't use da Super Glue like da Frankie did....Learns from his mis-takes.

Now, how bout adding a "Ken" to yours collection?

Agnes B Bullock said...

the camper will hold more beer and cheetos than the corvette!

Bobbi said...

Puddles, I'm sorry. I thought you were a boy dog. Not that I don't think you're beautiful. YOu're way too pretty to be a boy. Especially in that blond wig. You look just a tad bit disgusted though... You have that same look that Gracie gets whenever I pick her up and hold the camera in front of us and say 'smile'.
Have a good day miss puddles... and stay away from those barbies!

jen said...

Huh?? Barbie's hair isn't real?
All these years I have been trying to look like her and she's a fake! WTF!

Thanks for filling me in on the bresking news Puddles! Oh and you look HOT with that wig:)

KB said...

I *love* the wig. You oughtta wear it all the time. The guys will be chasing after you even more than they already do... especially if you're driving a corvette!

Mack said...

Sexay!!!!!!!!

Minna Krebs said...

OMD, Puddles!

I have.no.words.

Sam and Pippen said...

Well... Hello, you sexy thing! It might be the Kool-aid talking but you hop into that red corvette, give us a ring on the phone and stop by... we'll have the beer and cheetos ready.

We will be waiting with baited breath...

Sam and Pippen

Minna Krebs said...

Well...maybe I do have a four words..

John Frieda Frizz-Ease.

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Uh oh does your girl know you are playing dressup by killing her barbies? My Mom would have a fit!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You knows, a little bit of that Laydee Clayroll stuff like my mom uses (oops, shhhhh) to match your furs and nobuddy will know it is not a fur real wig.

Frankie Furter said...

My Life is FULL of Shams.. Furst my InFlexible Flyer Sled turns out to be a Cookie Sheet on a dish drainer... NOW.. you tell me Barbie wears a WIG?
Well at least you can expect more Bo-Dawgs than a picnic has ants.
I suppose You and Lucy will be going into another line of work.. hawking WIGS!
After seeing you as the FURST modle.. I can tell you will sell them by the 87,000's.
What will you call your company?
Doxie Locksies???

Brian said...

Oh Puddles, you look absolutely devine!!!

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahaha! You HAVE to wear that wig to Alien's Valentine's Day Party. You will be the belle of the ball! Just don't drink too much because you might trip over your hair ...and well, that would not be pretty.

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

Minna, Frizz Ease, bawhahahaahaha!

pam said...

Hey dere Puddles if you gets Barbie's dream house kin we comes over and swim in da pool?

Bobo and Meja

Corbin said...

453 Doggie Ave
Corbinville, NY

Plug that into your barbie corvette's GPS and start driving
-Corbin

Jess and Glacier said...

LMAO! I don't know what else to say

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

BOLOLOL, Puddles! You'll be turning heads with that frizzy hairs!

Woofs,
Pepsi

Peggy Frezon said...

Hmm, you look pretty good with bangs. I think it needs a bit of a trim in length, though.

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh yay, you're back!! We always miss you on your days off.

Totally digging the wig!! You look hot as a blonde! Well, you look hot regularly too, but ya know.

Now, have you hired that lawyer yet? Cause I think if you put a money advance down on a lawyer you should request it back because you can get a lawyer for free with that wig on! Go girl!

Elyse and Riley

Corbin said...

Just think... if we were to join together, we might have a whole state or country named after US... Puddles of Corbin... get your real estate now!
-Corbin

mayziegal said...

Well, that wig looks like a hundred billion times better on you than it EVER did on that Barbie chick. Although I thinks your natural red hair is way prettier.

And um, be sure and try to stay away from that Ken guy. He's kinda creepy if you asks me.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Tank said...

You don't seem to know the difference between "hot" and "skank." Let me explain...

I'm hot.

You're not.

Ms. ~K said...

We would have never recognized you in that wig!
Are you considering a video: Puddles Goes Wild!

xoxo

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Not so sure the color is quite the right tint for you, Puddles:) But you do look good in bangs.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

I Am HoneyBuzz said...

I just has one word:

SAUCY!!


Your pal, The HoneyBuzz.

Barbara said...

OOH you so boootiful!

Yous knows what you could be that's purrrfect for you?

ASTRONAUT!!!

Benny and Lily said...

You have got to be kidding! A wig!!!!!
Benny & Lily

Benny and Lily said...

You have got to be kidding! A wig!!!!!
Benny & Lily

Tucker said...

Can you use Barbies Dream House now that it is vacant?

woof - Tucker

Remington said...

Miss Puddles, you are a beautiful blonde. And you know what they say....Blondes have more fun! Enjoy! AND try not to get in any trouble!

Oskar said...

What a stunning change! Now you just need a Ken to go with your own Barbie-ness!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Jbenz said...

hahaha Puddles that is AWESOME!!!!
-Jbenz
(and you look great as a blonde ;)

Maggie and Mitch said...

You look so much better in Barbie's wig than she ever did, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

*woo hoo*
Puddles yoo is one gorjuss hot doxie gurl!
*woooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Yoo go gurl!

purrin
xoxoxo

scotsmad said...

We mistook you for Dolly Parton!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Do Blonds have more fun?

A MilShelb Mom said...

We love the hair! Now, did you also get her pool, limo, and camper as well?
~Milly and Shelby

Elyse and Riley said...

What is life coming to that I'm leaving you TWO comments on your posts now?? Just wanted to let you know that I had to show the whole family this post and the last one because they were so funny!

Puddles...we need to enlist your help...well, your brain. Riley's second birthday is coming up on March 18th and we need ideas of how to make it special and what to do for it in Blogville. So send your ideas my way!

Elyse (and Riley)

P.S.--the hail Mary's were cracking us up!

Zona said...

OMD - that is the funniest thing I has ever seen!!! I cannot believe how well that wig fits you! It might fit over one of my ears.

I say go with the camper - trust me - they come with a fridge for beer. Why do you think I love the Airstream so much??

Well, gotta go. Mango's post made me HUNGRY!

Wags,
Zona
Soon to be Big Sister of Bubba Jimminy Billy Bob

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

How unfair, if you get to wear a furry cute wig... I thinks I should to.
Wanna share??
At least you look furry cute in it,

Rudy

Lorenza said...

Haaa!
Puddles!
Hmmm.... looks like Barbie's wig was in the middle of a fight!
Ooops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Puddles,
Now you have started sumthing fur sure...Stanzie wants to be a blonde now!!

Wyatt

Neeko said...

OMD Cutie Pie!!!

You have done it again... :o)))
I'm with Remington: “Blondes have more fun!"

Smooches Blondie!
Neeko :o)

Piappies World said...

Hello Puddles!

You sure look so good with blonde fur!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

Roo said...

Puddles you be da Bomb! 'blonde bombshell' that is ;) Mom is envious. She always wanted to be a strawberry blonde. You know get red underlights whatever that is? She thought then at least her hair would be glamorous BOL! Sure Mom whatever you say ;) Shakin my head like there's an earthquake I am :P I think she's a closet Barbie wanna be. ;) Hopin the decapitation thing you did Puddles cured her of that fool notion!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Sammy and Andy said...

Puddles, Puddles, Puddles.....darlin' Puddles.....we love you sooooooooooo much. What fun your blog always is.

We send our love to you....and to your furblings, 'rents, and Your Girl.

Mr. Pip said...

Do they have burger kings on Hicabar? I just happened to bring my own cooler full of frozen burgers. Quick put your wig back on and let's fry us up some burgers.

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Looking good. Are you going to wear that at the Valentine's Party?

Hugs,

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Puddles,
Yeah, you do need the Corvette and the Townhouse too. Don't bother looking for a Ken unless you want to ruin your lifestyle.
- TBH&K

ronniisramblings said...

Ohhhh No yoo has done it now Puddles, Mi Momster saw a Yorkie sized purple wig a while back n now her has seen dis mee just knows her will go n gets it fur mee to wear. Ooooooo Help where can me hide ?

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Pibble said...

I dunno, they say blondes have more fun, but is it possible for Puddles to have more fun than she already does? :)

I can picture you in the Corvette, too, racing along the highway, "hair" flying in the wind...

booker said...

good gravy, miss puddles, i'm gone for a little while, and i come back and you are takin' out barbies 'n stuff! BOL! work that blondie wig! blondies have more funsies, you know...and boy do i know...HEEHEEHEE!

*woof*
the booker man

Anny said...

takes the corvette girly.. the corvette the corvette.. Me yams waiting at the backdoor. Afters you picks missy maggie mae.. comes pick me ya. Rooooad trip here we comes.

woof n licks,
Dommy

Anny said...

You actually LET the camera lady puts them barbie wigs on you? Poor you... but but.. you looks hotter than Barbie.. and and takes the corvette will ya.. me yams still waitings at the back door.

Dommy