Monday, March 7, 2011

Seriously?

Well, I'll be dagum!
I has jinxed myself AGAIN!
Ya'll remembers da other day I posted bouts my favoritsit spot to lay down...so I could be WARM?
Well guess what!

Da friggin heat went out...it went kaput!!!!!!!
It went bye bye, sayonara, adios...you gets da point.

Sooooo... I hads to figure sumptin out so
I wouldn't die of hypothermia.
I can be quite clever at times.

Nows dis is what you call a condo!

Nows if I could just gets da rest of da blankies in heres.

Uh mum is you just gonna stand theres while I is about to turn into a pupcicle?

Mr. Heat Man is coming today to fix da heat if I don't kill overs furst.
Nows I has to go put my sweater on to makes him feel bad fur not coming yesterday!

And befores I go....
A most luverly badge Minna K made furs da bakesale to benefit Ronii and Richie.

Nows clickie on da link and go check out da site.
You can buy recipes to helps withs their Vet bills.
 (I am hoping someone is gonna auction a hooman off to bake me some treats).

Nows, I'll be in a much betters mood when I has heat but if ya'll don't  hears from me then you might wanna come lookin' fur me...it's possible I could suffocate in all my blankies because
 I am so darn COOOOOOOLD!

Peace out,
Puddles



58 comments:

Mango said...

Looks like a near thing, Miss Puddles. I would hate to see you turn into a frozen wiener.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gloria said...

Oh my poor Puddles! I sure hope that heat man comes soon! Give him a bit in the ankle from me please, for makeing you wait so long! Licky kisses, Billy

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Glad you found a place to keep you warm. YES .... I am participating on the bake sale. contributed on a recipe that is not published on my blog. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

BTW: Just wondering if you received your Doxie Puddles Tag. Please let us know ... we want to make sure it was not lost by the postal office. Golden Woofs, Sugar

Bobbi said...

LOL> Oh Puddles, I'm trying not to laugh but you're so darn funny. Get your mum to through a soft chenille robe over top of you to keep the heat in. You also might try snuggling with your brudder. Now be nice to the heat man when he gets there today, ya hear?

Amber-Mae said...

Looks nice & toasty in there. Glad you managed to find a good spot!

Anny said...

Nice looking condo there Puds.. comfy too.. but but.. what happen to the door?

Anny said...

oh... you can.. urmm... fly over in your basket.. or get Alien to beam you up to his spaceship.. or *blink 3 times* to get over here. Its warm and toasty.. and very warm here in our country.. come on over ya.. me waiting :)

woofs n licks,
Dommy

scotsmad said...

Now don't turn into a snowman....I mean snowdog....or Frankie's Mum will get you!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Madi and Mom said...

OMC Puddles your heats died!! Oh tell me it ain't so!!! We hate it when the heat goes kaput. Thank Dogs it didn't happen in January!!!

If I can hitch a ride I'll come down to be your personal heater.

I'll call your heat man and tell him get the lead out an hurry on to your house.
Hugs Madi

Frankie Furter said...

WHAT????? Didn't your mom explain to the heat man??? Your house had THREE Dachshunds. Dachshunds are 70 degree dawgs.. 71 is too warm and 69 is tooooooo cold.
I say... you Albert and Whitney should PEE on his tool box!

At least you found a decent place to hang out until he arrives.

Team Beaglebratz said...

G'mornin'Guv'ner. That shur iz a hi-rise there - du u need a ladder tu git down (oh I think we made a funny - he he) Anyway, u du need sumthin'tu cover u tho - your bak lookz cold. Hope u git heat bak soon.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Minna Krebs said...

Wowser.....you sure do have da JINX going ons at your place.

Puddles Blogs bout it = Goes Kaput!


Uhmmm......fur da time being, would you please NOT mention ME in your blogs. Just until da JINX goes away....okay? okay.

Minna Krebs said...

To keeps you from freezin' why don't you get your mom to tumble one of those blankies in da Clothes Dryer fur awhile to get it all warm and toasty?
Her could start a prodyction line and keeps one warming fur you in da Dryer at all times!! Ahhh, nice warm blankies

jen said...

Oh No Puddles! We sure hope your heat comes on soon, so you don't freeze to death! We have some left over fur at our place that we can send you just in case!

KB said...

The condo looks like a plush and wonderful pad for you. You might stick with that abode even after the heat comes on!

We feel your pain. We've been having heating problems ever since our pipe burst weeks ago. And, get this, no one can figure out what is wrong. These guys keep coming to our house and shaking their heads in puzzlement.

I hope that doesn't happen to you or you will become a frozen wiener!

Tank said...

You know Puddles... your ancestors didn't live in cushy heated homes. They lived OUTside. (Did I just hear you scream?) You have a fur coat (obviously an inferior fur coat, but still a coat.) Embrace your inner dog and go chase a squirrel.

PeeS: This advice comes from a dog who feels pretty.

BOL

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I hope you rilly be laying the gilty trip on that heater man. Wear all of your sweaters at one time. How dare he not drop efurrything and run ofur rite away fur the Puddles?

Pearl said...

Miss Puddles, you are so smart. Your new condo looks cozy!

I also wanted to tell you that I love your new header photo. Cheetos and beer are a favorite of mine too! You know how to party!

Hope the heater man comes soon!!!

xoxo
Pearl

Jazzi said...

WHOA!! You and Minna both frozen?? Great idea fur where to hang out to keep warm!! Love your header!! It is fanstatic!!

wags
Jazzi

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles it has been my experience with the heats man and the cables man...that they like to make you wait..they give you a time between the present and infinity. It is your job to smile and say thank you sir for coming and looking after us in such a timely fashion.
Hugs Madi

road-dog-tales said...

You shoulda cranked up your laundry basket and headed down here for a visit - at least until your heat gets fixed. But that does look like quite the cozy condo you have there. And, yeah, we agree - we need somebody to BAKE those treats for us, too!

The Road Dogs

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh no, Puddles, you look like you're starting to get icicles hanging down off your nose...or maybe that's just a big booger. Hehehe...

Good work finding the place in the freezing cold house with the biggest concentration of blankies! Smart thinking! We noticed that that pathetic little dinky blankie you got for Christmas was not in the pile...

Elyse and Riley

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles you know what they say about the squeaky wheel getting oiled first? Well it also applies to the hissing cat...
Hugs from your BFFF (best feline friend forever,
Madi

Peggy Frezon said...

Looks pretty cozy Puddles. I hope the heat man arrives asap.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We have heat here, Puddles. And on top of that, we have our thick furs - so c'mon over and we will be sure you are kept very warm. So if the heat is still off, head to OP.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

rottrover said...

Puddles, where is your pretty new sweater?? You look so purty in it... Hope your house is a cozy 85 soon!

Brian said...

Oh no Puddles, being without heat is not good...even in the south!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, freezing huh? Well, get someone to crank up the oven for those recipes and that'll help out. Meantime I love your comfy closet idea. Just make sure someone doesn't get carried away and make you into a bed...actually you might like that even better!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Noodles said...

Hi Puddles
Our heater was broken for 2 months before it got fixed! Luckily we live in Northern California and the temperatures are usually pretty mild. But then this ARCTIC storm blew in bring near freezing temperatures and it was unPUGgable!!! We had a PARTY when the heater was finally fixed.
Love Noodles

Junior and Orion said...

Curl up in there and stay warm Puddles!!!!!

ronniisramblings said...

OH NOOOOOO if da Puddles does freeze people may go icey skatin on her
Hope da heater man fixes it quick smart. Wowsers what a pawesome badge Minna dids make, her be most talented no wonder da bruvver lovs her so much

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You definitely need more blankies in there! I hope that your heat man makes things all warm and cozy for you soon, because we know how you short little dogs get cold easily. And we second what Mango says - we'd hate to see you turn into a frozen weiner. Heehee!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Glad you found a heat source. Uh, you are going to share it, aren't you?

ABBY said...

Puddles
I sur hopes yoo aint a pupsicle any moores.
Dat is not gud.
I will send sum Florida sunbeams up to yoo to warms yoo ups!

purrin
xoxoxox

Remington said...

Sorry to hear about your troubles....stay warm....

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Puddles what is going on! No heat! Ya think your momma would buy you your own heater. Child abuse.
Benny & Lily

Jess and Glacier said...

Hiya!
This is Balloo the baby typing. Mama says me and Aria can use the 'puter thingy today. So, heres I am. I am very sorreee you are cold. I understand as I am a Dachshund too and I have short furs. I hope your heat man comes soon.
love
Balloo the baby

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a great nest you made for yourself, Puddles! We sure hope your heat has been fixed by now!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

PUDDLES
Thank dog you found a wawm condo to live in until the heat tuwns on again sheeeesh.
I suwe don't want you to tuwn into a bloo popsickle.
I will go buy some wecipes, we've been eating the same thing evewy day and it's about time Mommi made something new.
See you at the pawty
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mr. Pip said...

Miss me!!! I have been off the computer since Friday! Something about my mom being busy painting the house since we are putting it on the market in a couple of weeks. I have been bored silly! I have just been staring at the walls for days, watching paint dry.

I have got lots of sweaters and jackets (my mom has a problem) Should I send you down a couple?

Your pal, Pip

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

YOUR HEAT IS ALL GONE? Perhaps you should use your Mom's yaptop. That is what I like to do!

Frankie Furter said...

Hey PUDDLES Duddles Barrel Butt.. you better not plan on stealin any of my Mardi Gras Stuffs.. I'm just sayin!!!

Nubbin' Tails said...

Looks like you did good finding a warm spot!

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'

A MilShelb Mom said...

We know the feeling! Hopefully when he fixes it, it's fixed for good!! Our guy keeps having to come back.
~Milly and Shelby

houndstooth said...

Oh NOOOES! I cannot even stand the thought of no heat! Puddles, fly that laundry basket here and I'll let you curl up on the bed in the heat.

Bunny

P.S. Really? I thought everybody would be lining up to get a doxie after meeting you!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khould have khurled up in my tail!

Of khourse, the tail was out in the snow fur much of the morning!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
I hope the heat man has already fixed it!
It is not funny to be cold inside your home, right?
Glad you found a pawesome spot with lots of blankies to keep yourself warm!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh I wish I could sends you some of my Florida sunshine and heat.

You better watch out wit all dos blankies...da way you keep bad lucking yourself...well it's not a very purty picture.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, at least you have an emergency armoire of blankies you can retreat to, being as you don't have long furs like Albert & Whitney. Don't you have a beautiful new FULL DOXIE LENGTH sweater, too? Hope your heat is fixed by now.

Jed & Abby

Hound Girl said...

sounds like you need to come on down to Texas and get warm cutie!!! xoxoxo

Madi and Mom said...

Morning Puddles...I hope your heat is fixed and you and your tush are once again warm and toasty.
Hugs Madi

mayziegal said...

Ohmidogness, Puddles! I suuuure hopes your heat came back on. If it didn't, maybe you should switch to whiskey for awhile. I heard it keeps you nice and toasty.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Oh, yes. I'll be back WAY before March 28th!!

Minna Krebs said...

Hope you gots heat by now.....and nuthin else has been Jinxed and broken

Sincerely,
A Dog That Looks Like MinnaK butt is Not da Real MinnaK

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Stay warm sweetie!!!!!!!! Us boys could come and curl up next to you and give you our body heat....anything to get away from our new sister!!!!!!!

Well, you know that isn't totally true as we loves ya so very much, Puddles and would love to curl up with you with or without Shelly.

....love to you, Albert, Whitney, Your Girl, Your Mom and Your Dad.

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

That new spot you found, looks wonderful!!

Rudy

Asta said...

Puddles
Lacie says she found about seven cups wif youw initial on them scattewed all ovew, that's why you couldn't fing youw beews, hahahaha
So glad you like the Gumbo.
Lacie says you invented a new way of eating it. dipping youw cheetos in. I'll have to twy that
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Roxy Ann LaRue said...

Looks like a great spot to take a nice warm nap!
Enjoy,
Roxy

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Hope you're all nice and toasty, Puddles!!! Love your condo!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three